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Age: 18
Virgin: No
How would you rate your social skills: 7-8
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 1-3
Favorite song: Death By Glamour
>>24473982
>Age
21
>Virgin
Yes
(Also OP gtfo you filthy normalfag)
>How would you rate your social skills
Probably 3
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
2-4
>Favorite song
Hard to say, probably no more by three days grace.
Social skills is so ambiguous.
I am socially indistinguishable because of my mob mentality which just leads me to agree with anything and anyone that's stated categorically. And therefore, I would never stand up to, say, someone who uses fallacies or threats or emotional pleas towards myself or someone.
This makes me a perfectly integrated member of the society, but it's the opposite of how I should be.
>>24474037
In other words, there are no social skills, there are just justice skills. On this scale, I am a 1/10.
>Age
20
>Virgin
Yes, fuck off chad OP etc.
>Social skills
3
>Hours spent on 4chan
2-4
>Favourite song
Midnight in a Perfect World
Age: 22
Virgin: No
Social skills: 9
Song: Full Circle- Half Moon Run
Age: 18
Virgin: yes
How would you rate your social skills: 8-9
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 10-13 (always have tabs open)
Favorite song: Ett Litet Barn
>>24474146
>Virgin
>Social Skills 8-9
Nice try NEET
>>24473982
age
>20
virgin
>yes
social skills
>about a 5, but short bursts of 8-9
four chins
>too many
song
>don't have one -- random song from library: "arnold fritzsch - stille nacht"
extra
>emi was the first/only girl i got in ks --she's a best although hisao-san was frustrating as fuck during it
21
Yes
4
4-10
Deutschland Erwache
>Age
18
>Virgin
yes
>How would you rate your social skills
2-3
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
probably more than 12 hours
>Favorite song
Jock-O-Rama by Dead Kennedys
>Age
25
>Virgin
Yes
>How would you rate your social skills
8 when generic socializing, 3 when attempting to get close to anyone
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
6 to 8
>Favorite song
Brazil
Age: 21
Virgin: Hell no
How would you rate your social skills: 8
Hours spend on 4chan per day: 5
Favorite song: As of now pretty much anything on Relapse/Refill by Eminem
>>24473982
>>24474282
>>24474114
>robot poll
>virgin: no
I mean, come on.
>>24474282
You fucking normie shit
Normies get
>>>/out/
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Age
>19
Virgin
>duh
How would you rate your social skills
>5
Hours spent on 4chan a day
>1-3
Favorite song:
Vagabond - Josh Woodward
Age: 20
Virgin: No
How you would rate your social skills: 1 (Autism)
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 5-8
Favorite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
Age: 21
Virgin: Not sure.
How would you rate your social skills: 5-6
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 1-2
Favorite song: 155
25
no
5
2-6 (depending if I can get away with it at work and class)
summertime clothes by animal collective
>>24473982
>Age
22
>Virgin
Yes
>How would you rate your social skills
2
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
5+
>Favorite song
Can't type it because it's Russian. It's by a band by the name of Lyube.
>>24473982
>Age
19
>Virgin
No
>How would you rate your social skills
9-10
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
1-2
>Favorite Song
N/A
>death by glamour
My nigga
>>24473982
Death by glamour has been stuck in my head for a good 2 weeks
>>24473982
>Age
23
>Virgin
Yes
>How would you rate your social skills
2-3
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
1-2
>Favorite song
One in a million-bodyjar
>>24473982
>fav song = death by glamour.
OOOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEESSSS
>>24473982
Age: 19
Virgin: Yes
How would you rate your social skills: 3-4
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 8-9
Favorite song: True (Spandau Ballet)
>>24475044
>True (Spandau Ballet)
monica
>>24473982
age: 18
virgin: no
social skills: 9
hours spent on 4chan a day: 3 or 4 maybe
fav song : also death by glamour
>>24475058
?The robot got me.
>>24473982
22
No
Like a 7 goes down really hard in big groups
My Girls
And yeah good song but I don't trust people who only listen to video game music desu
>Age
21
>Virgin
Yes
>How would you rate your social skills
N/A
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
7-9
>Favorite song
Natural History by Sweet Mother Logic according to last.fm
>>24475075
Monica is black talk for "I agree".
>>24473982
23
Yes
0
12+
Crywank - I Am Shit
>>24473982
DBG > Megalovania
Age: 18
Virgin: No, lost it at 15
Social: 9, better in one on one engagements.
Song: Bartholomew - Silent Comedy
>Age: 21
>Virgin: yes
>How would you rate your social skills: 7.5
>Hours spent on 4chan a day: 4 hrs
>Favorite song: trio by King crimson
death by glamour as in undertale??
>>24473982
18
Of course
5 when talking to strangers
7 when talking to acquaintances
9 when talking to friends
All day
I don't have a favourite song or a favourite album. I do like MGMT and ITAOTS though.
Don't just post your and expect someone to say something about it. Take the initiative and say something about someone!
>>24475602
you didn't say anything about anyones
>Age- 18
>Virgin- No
>Social- 8
>4chan hours- 2
Favorite song- 1800 Suicide by Gravediggaz
>Age
18
>Virgin
Yes
>Social Skills
4
>4chan
2 hours
>Favorite song
The entirety of Long Season by the fishmans
A question to all robots. Do you like the way you are? Would you change yourself? What made you the way you are? Do you consider yourself a failure? Tell me how I can help.
>>24475707
>Yes I do. Im exactly the person I want to.
>I would probably like to be more forgiving... and have a bigger dick
>Probably my mom made me like this. Im quite cynical, and its good that way. Dont suffer much.
>I dont think I am yet, but I could
>You can help by gifting me dank games on steam
>>24475707
>Do you like the way you are?
Slowly accepting it, which is better than the self hatred and pity I've had.
>Would you change yourself?
I've tried many times but given up trying anymore.
>What made you the way you are?
I'm lazy and disheartened a manchild.
>Do you consider yourself a failure?
Yes but I don't see life as having a way to win, we're all failures (dead) in the end.
>Tell me how I can help.
You can't.
>Age
20
>Virgin
obviously
>social skills
absolute 0 with people i dont know
6 if they are introduced to me somehow
>hours spent on 4chan
8-10
>favorite song
i keep coming back to Gone Guru for some reason
>>24473982
18
6
yes
1
angel of death by slayer
>>24475707
>do you like the way you are and what would you change
more or less, but yes. I wish i had enough motivation to do shit. I keep telling myself 'alright, today im going to start learning how to draw/ whatever' and then i spend literally all day lurking forechin and playing trash vidya
Im in uni and ive gone a total of 1 days in 2.5 months of class.
>do you consider yourself a failure
so much
>>24475707
>Do you like the way you are?
For the most part, yeah.
>Would you change yourself?
If I could remove all congenital mental disorders, I'd be down with that.
>What made you the way you are?
See above.
>Do you consider yourself a failure?
Socially and academically, yes. Financially, no.
>Tell me how I can help.
It's not likely that you can do much to help.
Age: 21
Virgin: No
How would you rate your social skills: 5
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 2
Favorite song: Fire of the Mind by Coil
>>24473982
Age: 20
Virgin: Yes
Social skills: 8
Hours on 4chan: 3-4
Favorite song: The Ocean by Led Zeppelin
>>24476856
>Virgin: Yes
>Social skills: 8
>>24473982
Age
>19
Virgin
>No
How would you rate your social skills
>3-4
Hours spent on 4chan a day
>2-5
Favorite song
>Impossible Soul - Sufjan Stevens
>Age
19
>Virgin
yes
>How would you rate your social skills
5
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
1-4
>Favorite song
shine on you crazy diamond by pink floyd
>>24476899
making friends is easy family
not my fault I take girls on dates and none of them like me
>>24473982
>Age
18
>virgin
Yes
>Social Skills
4-5 if i try and start a convo but around 7-8 if someone else starts the convo
>Hour's spent on 4 chan a day
About 1-2
>Favourite Song
On your feet or on your knees by Motorhead
>>24473982
>Age
21
>Virgin
Yes, KHV from birth
>How would you rate your social skills
4
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
1-5
>Favorite song
Summer by Vivaldi
there must be a correlation between the music you listen to and whether or not you're a virgin, you can guess like 90% of whether you guys' are virgins or not due to song choice
>>24473982
>Age?
Yes
>Virgin?
No, Gemini
>How would you rate your social skills?
19
>Hours spent on 4chan a day?
I am not okay (I promise)-MCR
>Favourite Song?
2
>>24473982
>age:
19
>virgin status:
KV
>social skills
currently a 2 (assuming a 1 means total lack of social skills.)
>hours spent on 4chan a day
~3 hours
>favorite song
Ramble on by Led Zeppelin
back when I was younger I used to be very sociable but something broke in me when I was 17 and I lost all my friends and my potential girlfriend. I've lived an isolated life since then and I often think about killing myself. the only thing in my life now is regret.
>>24473982
Age: 22
Virgin: Yes
How would you rate your social skills: 2-3
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 16-18
Favorite song: I don't listen to music
>18 years on r9k
GTFO OP you fucking normie.
>age
25
>virgin
literally hugless
>social skills
0
>hours spent of 4chan
maybe 6 every day?
>song
rammstein mein land
>>24475707
>Do you like the way you are?
nope.
>Would you change yourself?
wouldn't everyone?
>What made you the way you are?
years of being an outcast from society
>Do you consider yourself a failure?
yes, failed school and failed life.
>Tell me how I can help.
you literally can't unless you give me a load of money and give me a chad-like appearance.
>>24473982
>Age:
18
>Virgin:
Yes
>How would you rate your social skills:
3/10
>Hours spent on 4chan a day:
3-5
>Favorite song:
Yuru Yuri Season 2 opening
>age
21
>virgin
Yeah but I have phone sex with 2 ldr gfs (second one dump me a couple of months ago) and they both were 10/10 teens
>social skills
8/10 on the internet, 6/10 irl
>hours spent
All day but im not locked, I spent more time listening to music
>fav song
Placebo - Special Needs
Age: 21
Virgin: Yes
Social skills: 3
Hours spent on 4chan: 2+, usually 4 or more
Favorite songs are for teenagers
>Age:
22
>Virgin:
No
>How would you rate your social skills:
6-7
>Hours spent on 4chan a day:
1-7 (at work only)
>Favorite song:
Queen-Don't stop me now
>>24473982
19
absolute aside from handshakes and cold hugs
7 when not absent-minded and feeling comfy, which is more rare than me having tranquil mind and acing tests, on a bad day 2, I can respond to handshakes and smile sometimes, on average, maybe 3.5
1-5
The Only Thing I Know For Real
>>24475707
>Do you like the way you are?
Yes and no, realization that even if we move onto a different solar system after this one dies and the fact that universe is gonna eventually die overpowers me with grief, rendering all that I know useless.
>Would you change yourself?
Yes if I could delete select sectors of brain, there's pretty much no mentality that can save me aside from increasing my entropy increment ratio
>What made you the way you are?
Society for the most part, then cosmology and my own philosophy
>Do you consider yourself a failure?
Yes at the time because I didn't have an absent mind for long enough to get a job that pays well
>Tell me how I can help.
By confirming universe lives in cycles and in the next iteration telling me "It's gonna be alright"
>>24473982
>Age:
20
>Virgin:
No
>Social skills:
4-6
>Hours on 4chan daily
2-5
>Favorite song
Wild World - Cat Stevens
Age: 19
Virgin yes
Social skills: 2
Hours on 4chan: 3-4
Favorite song: not sure
>>24473982
>Age:
24
>Virgin:
No
>How would you rate your social skills:
4
>Hours spent on 4chan a day:
less than 1
>Favorite song:
Dole music.mp3
>>24478120
This desu senpai. I doubt a lot of them are actually 18 as well, they're just saying it so they don't get b&.
Age:23
Virgin:Yes
Social: 4.5
Hours: 3
Song: Ozma-Baseball
>Age
20
>Virgin
No
>How would you rate your social skills
3.5/10 (about a 5-6 when drunk)
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
6+
>Favorite song
I have many, but this would be one of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKMD8vI1MaM
26
No
3
1
Disciple by Slayer
>>24473982
22
Yes
2-3
1 to 7 hours
Tarkus-Emerson lake and palmer.
>>24473982
Age: 18
Virgin: Yes
How would you rate your social skills: 6/10
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 2h
Favorite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkFtLvzXk-w
24
Yes
5
10+ (mostly lurk)
Goldfrapp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhF0Izwyc-8
