>even 18 year old girls will be disappointed by your lack of wealth
>>24473353
tbqh a chad could roll up in a honda civic and she'd think it's the greatest thing ever.
>>24473353
18 year olds don't care about true financial stability.
They are only drawn to certain symptoms of it.
"I have a stock portfolio"
>yawn..
"Come chill on my boat"
>FUCK ME BABY
"I'm starting a 401k"
>is that a band?
"Want a ride in my Escalade?"
>GIMME THAT DICK
being wealthy must feel good
>25
>drive a 12 year old corolla with crank windows and 150k miles on it
>no grill will even talk to me
>got bullied by some pretty high school girls in a VW jetta at a stoplight yesterday
>corvette
>wealth
People who like corvettes are the bottom of the barrel. They're like people who think Ralph Lauren is high class or expensive and fashionable.
I've had some corvette driver tell me it would "smoke" a Mercedes Benz SLS AMG that he saw a cross the street because "Mercedes makes luxury cars, not sport cars."
It's a shame I couldn't just post a smug anime face irl.
>tfw drive a 1999 Nissan altima with a broken light
Am I a loser? I hate assholes in Mercedes and BMW's, I'd rather drive a low end car and act like a regular human than drive some high end ultra vehicle and be an asshole
Why are people such assholes...I too have begin shifting to becoming an asshole. I need health
>tfw she probably knows nothing about the interior of a car
People who focus strictly On brands are probably pretty stupid About cars
>tfw pro mod racecars are cool
>>24473788
a z06 would smoke an SLS AMG....
Corvettes are nice cars, they are just extremely impractical and reek of overcompensation.
"I'll take your picture, but I'm not sweeping the leaves off"
>>24473857
Family I did not say it was a z06. I am shaking my head to be quality honest.
>>24473708
>Has the latest MacBook
Geez Anon you are cool want to wreck my poosayy
>Made a robot arm
>Truly appreciates the beauty of programming
Thats....cool anon...I guess?
18 year olds are also still acting like high school retards without a basic understand of how the world works. its why I don't go after anyone under 21. first because you have to be able to go to the bar with me. second because 3 years in the real world is enough to humble and mature a lot of people
I'll be laughing at her and Chad as their car breaks down while I roll past in a piece of reliable Japanese engineering
>>24473909
Exactly.
Most females don't learn about investments and long term potential until their mid-twenties.
If you can get rich enough, every unclaimed late 20's female is yours for the taking.
>tfw a couple of Stacie's were laughing at my clothes
>tfw 19 and poor
>>24473744
>28
>Drive a 12 year old Focus
>Love the car
It would be nice to have something nicer, but the car does what I need with no complaints so I'm happy.
I have to say the opposite though, money still isn't the end all be all of all robo problems.
I walk around campus with my Apple Watch, designer clothes, and My rMBP 15 and purposely remote start my 2015 Hellcat Charger in front of everyone and they still avoid me like the plague...
>tfw never got to fuck 18 year old pussy
>>24474592
Because you don't make yourself approachable.
You have to make yourself look open to conversation with strangers. Maybe sit on a park bench with your car parked infront of you and wait for women to walk buy. Maybe smoke next to your car. Maybe wait outside your car with your backpack on the roof looking like you're waiting for a friend.
>>24473353
jokes on you OP I don't even have a driving license let alone a car kek
>>24474592
this tbqh. No one gives a fuck about your things until you shove them into their faces. Something robots usually don't do.
>>24474592
None of that matters when you've already been ostracized by acting outside of social norms. That's considered gene death in a tribal species. If you're a young man who acts outside the social or moral norms of your tribe, and they ostracize you, it means no woman is going to sleep with you, no one is going to protect you while you sleep, no one is going to share food with you, and if you somehow survive into old age it doesn't really matter because your genes are going to die off. You're not going to reproduce with anyone.
>>24473353
>>24473636
>>24473788
It's just an early 2000s camaro you fucking
retards
it's literally the same price as a honda civic
>>24474378
>22
>28 year old jeep
>love that jeep
>>24474049
>If you can get rich enough, every unclaimed late 20's female is yours for the taking.
This is my goal
I'm gonna save up hard until my thirties
>>24474849
>"It doesn't exactly work like that."
>>24474849
why the fuck do you want a girlfriend
fuck off
>>24473353
Probably not lack of wealth girls are just stupid as fuck and cant appreciate classic cars i drive a 1967 Ford f100 bretty gud
>>24474881
GENETICALLYoriginal lmao
>>24474849
>>24474881
So here we are again
>>24473788
>shitting on corvettes
it's kind of a childhood dream of mine to own a corvette. I know they are not that expensive or better than a decent mercedes, I just like them a lot.
I don't want to own one to impress people, I just wanna go fast.
my first experience with a sport car was with a corvette.
>tfw being pushed into my seat
>that surge of adrenaline
>>24474966
>corvettes
>fast
fucking a man
>>24473744
>12 years
>old
I drive around in my dad's 1991 Audi 80 and my own 1993 Twingo.
Also, making fun of anything while driving a Volkswagen is like downers laughing at spastics.
>>24473353
>wealth
>drives a camero
>not taking pride in what you drive
Why would you care about other people's opinion regarding your personal mode of transportation?
>>24475090
I'm sorry anon but this is terrible haha, how can you have pride while driving that are you a chav m8
>>24473744
A Corolla is literally at the same level of the "social status" scale as a fucking Jetta.
Kek, I actually ended buying a corvette. Stop the hate guys
I'm 20 and I drive a 31 year old BMW 318i.
Women are indifferent to it while every guy I've met liked it.
They only care about newer BMWs, but I'd rather drive this one desu senpai.
>tfw this is my car
man /r9k/ you guys never enjoy anything in life
>>24473744
>>24473809
>>24474378
>>24474378
>>24474820
>>24474820
>30
>Never learned to drive
>>24475171
enjoy death
>>24475153
Is it an E30 body style? If so then I'm jealous.
>>24475171
Hnnnnngh, MR2. I'm jealous, Anon.
>>24475196
i got it when i was 18 for my first car, i'm 25 now
not everyone is as shit as you at driving
>>24475203
it's the best
the car has been through a lot
even delivered pizza in it
>>24475214
>not everyone is as shit as you at driving
since when's your driving related to a car you drive?
still it's a shitty riced chavmobile m8
>>24475247
>riced
what
>>24473353
Fuck off. This is the society you chose, lolbertarian.
>>24475153
>hey only care about newer BMWs
well know shit. women are pros at knowing an expensive car when they see it
>>24473788
That is a LS1 Camaro dumbass
>mfw started losing vision and became ineligible to drive a car
>mfw in the passenger seat with driver who constantly crosses lines, brakes suddenly at lines and texts
>mfw but I'm not allowed to drive because it would be too dangerous
>>24473353
>those ashy as fuck knees
>probably her daddys car
2/10 poor people acting rich are obvious
>>24473736
:^) mmhm, sure is.
>>24475544
>catfish camaro
>acting rich
wow. Must be hard to be that retarded
I'm willing to bet everyone ITT is an American, in yurop it's not expected of you to drive, certainly not if you're in a city.
Cars are a fucking waste of money, almost as retarded as smoking in this day and age.
>>24475709
I'm from yurop and you're still a poorfag.
>that poor autist that has no car
top kek
>>24474881
This
Blackpill reporting in
>>24473353
>drive a Honda Civic
>bang multiple girls a week
>>24473353
An early 2000's camaro? She must live in a super poor town if she thinks that's impressive
>>24475090
Is this the netherlands?
>>24475770
Could be like her brothers she took a photo with
>>24475171
RUNNING IN THE 90s
>>24473788
>implying your car is anywhere near as good as a modern corvette
>implying you know shit about cars mistaking an fbody for a corvette
>>24474972
>implying your shitbox is anywhere near as quick as any post smog era corvette
Oimlaffin
>>24475869
fuck off frosty
>>24475734
It's usually the poorfags who feel so desperate about needing a car, the same kinds of "people" who feel the need to show off their "wealth" with nigger tier jewelry.
>>24475770
She didn't say anything to imply she thought it was expensive, I was assuming its more about how civics are gutless compared to an LS1 camaro.
>>24473353
Since this is a thread about cars on /r9k/, maybe it's a somewhat appropriate thread to ask:
What's a car that's considered a "dude magnet" car? Like, dudes of /r9k/, is there a car out there that, if you saw a woman driving it, would up her attractiveness to you? Important question, pls respond.
>>24475948
>2015
>not rotating pictures before uploading
Literally kill yourself
>>24475927
Yeah and it's usually upper poorfags that do not even have a shitbox and try to obtain some free rides.
>>24476066
Dude, he's obviously uploaded it from Australia
>>24473353
>making fun of an efficient purchase
Sorry I'm not blowing $300 on gas every week
>>24475709
>in yurop it's not expected of you to drive, certainly not if you're in a city.
Yes it is you fucking retard, unless you're a student fuccboi living in some massive muslim-filled city.
Fuck off.
i like my car at least
>Tfw you drive a 2008 Porsche Cayman S
>Tfw you still have no friends and don't get girls attention
Well at least my car goes fast
>>24474849
Saving up every penny to get C U C K E D.
>>24476066
:^) cry me a river bitchnigga.
>>24473353
>Tess
No thanks
>>24476414
I'm pretty sure your parents must have done that a lot seeing you grow up into a retard
>21
>no driver license
>no car
>no one in my family knows how to drive
Oh well. I have quite a lot of public transportation anyway.
>>24474592
Your first mistake was buying a charger and not a challenger. Why would u get a four door auto if u have no friends fuckin retard.
>>24476040
Guys don't care about a woman's social status. A woman can have no car at all and a guy would still date her, just as long as she didn't act trashy, which really isn't reserved to the poor. If you're looking for dudes just be nice, be a reasonable weight, don't slut around, and don't bitch too much. That's all a girl needs to do. That and feign interest in what the guy you're into is interested in.
>>24475818
Refers driftu
mad stacks yo
>>24476040
>tfw no qt Latina driving a slammed Integra type r on gold 15's with stick and a PR flag on the rearview gf
In my town 18 year old girls would be impressed with any kind of car. I see alot of girls being carried around on bike handlebars.
>>24476497>>24476497
I'm retarded, and yet you're the kissless virgin with some kind of weird dodge stratus.
>>24477205
>tfw you just bought your qt3.14 a bolt on b18b integra
Gotta pick out some wheels asap can't have her on steelies.
>>24477814
>further proving your degeneracy by playing the "ur a virgin lmao" card
Are you actively putting effort into making all boards hate you?
>>24473353
>making fun of Honda Civics
Based Stacy.
>>24477950
>essential function of nature solely responsible for all of human existence
>degeneracy
Oh boy you're a special kind I'd stupid huh?
Who /oldcar/ here?
My mom has some 2015 KIA Forte that I drive ever since my 94 Sunbird died. I wish I had that car back, every car I've driven that's been newer than 2000 has felt like some cheap piece of shit.
>>24475780
Overduidelijk
>>24478051
>passing on your retarded genes
You're part of the problem
>>24473744
>>got bullied by some pretty high school girls in a VW jetta at a stoplight yesterday
Oh anon, I'm sorry.
They're probably fucking sluts anyway man fuck 'em.
>>24474592
You sound like somebody I'd hate in real life. But at the same time you can't be that bad if nobody is likes you
>>24476414
Texas?originalasdf
Drive around in a '13 Fiat 500
Nobody says shit because it's cool and congruent with my 20 something lifestyle.
>>24478179
Whatever you have to tell yourself to keep from cutting Anon. I got a 34 on my ACT first try junior year with 0 calculus experience.
Have some of my Gf.
>>24478400
Nah best dakota.
>>24478536
>slut shrapnel lodged in her stomach
I don't know what you guys are shit posting about but I'm immediately inclined to disagree with you.
>>24478536
It's called underboob not bottom cleavage!
>>24478552
come back to /o/
there's a great shitpost thread
>Camaro
Haha, okay missy..
>>24474592
>apple watch
>>24475869
corvette got BTFO by gtr
>>24475599
faggot
Go take your riced shitbox c6 back to /o/
>>24478668
>>24478552
Don't you two both have your own board to ruin? Get out normies
Dumb girls will be dumb.
The key is to find a woman that is smart. As in actually has common sense and is somewhat educated.
See pic for inspiration. If she disapproves of your Geo Metro, she is not worth being with.
>>24475171
cornercornercornerNOGASslideslideslide
EXPLODES
>>24474782
you have a way with words
fucking hell that's depressing
>>24478673
v6 auto m i rite girlzz
>>24478290
>you can't be that bad if nobody likes you
This board takes us to weird places.
>>24474795
Why are you mad, George?
>>24479769
I just wish we could all be there for each other.
This is the only place I will ever feel safe to openly discuss and reference the fact that women want nothing to do with me sexually or romantically.
>coworker asks how many girls I've been with
>ohshit
>5
>conversation moves on, he seems to believe
>later at home realize that he might have caught my lie
I hope he didn't man I hate myself so much I hope I don't wake up from my next quiescence
>>24474966
go get some 30k a year job and finance one like everyone other redneck.
>>24479963
Why would someone even ask you that?
>>24479624
V8 manual actually
>>24475025
>Twingo
Those shits are as much ugly as unbreakable
And i know that, i'm french and see those erryday
My friends manager to run over me, breaking my left leg, and the fucking car had not a scratch
>>24477814
don't try to show off your employer's car as your own you fucking loser
>>24480469
>ugly
That's objective. They are unbreakable, but the rust is a huge problem
>implying this bitch knows anything about cars
>>24474631
Feels good man
I've hit 13-18
>Drive a 95 accord with 200k miles and a fucked up driver side mirror
>filthy as fuck
>blast Eminem and degen rap
>fucks not given
I love my car honestly. We've gone through adventures together. I even named her Kim. Fuck what sluts think.
>>24473744
When I learn to drive I wanna carry a gun on me so I can point it at anyone who makes fun of my shit car.
>>24473353
You got to understand, 18 year olds are the reward for 30-40 year old males who have been financially successful in life.
>>24473353
>2000s Camero
>Wealth
Is $3000 really wealthy to you?
>>24475171
That car is pretty cool anon
