Only post ITT if you are a virgin and you've completely given up on ever getting a boyfriend/girlfriend. No "dry spell" posters or normies.
>Age
>Gender
>Sexuality
>Height
>Weight
23
M
The only biologically real one, straight
5' 8"
300 lbs (used to be 160 until 22, then i stopped caring)
>33
>f
>hetero
>5''1'
>230 lbs
24
Male
Straight
5'8"
350 lbs
>>24473425
hello my new brother
>>24473411
Explains itself honestly
>>24473411
i would help you out with that
>>24473334
20
Male
Straight
5'8"
109 lbs
>College aged
>Opposite of female
>Either homosexual or heterosexual
>Relatively tall
>W=mx9.8, m being my mass which i don't actually know
>23 in three days
>M
>Straight
>6'2"
>250 last I checked, probably more by now
>>24473334
21
M
Probably Bi
5'11"
128lbs
25
m
6'
150 lbs
>mfw girls are afraid of skeletons
20
Male
Straight
5'9
110
>>24473633
>150
>skelly
>>24473334
>18
>F
>Hetero
>162 cm
>45 kg
>>24473411
I'll marry you no questions asked, where are you from?
>>24473358
By explaibg that, it shows you still care vam
>>24473695
Ew no. Youre probably a disgusting creep
26
F
G
five foot three
12 stones
>>24473795
Whatever rationalizations you need to make about other people to get you through the day.
>>24473513
I wish you a happy birthday
>20
>Male
>Straight
>180 cm (5'11"?)
>65 kg
20
M
Straight
5'9
185
I'm a fucking loser and the only reason I browse this site is because I relate to y'all
Fuck I feel pathetic
25
M
Straight
5'8
170 lbs
>Age
24 in like a week
>Gender
F
>Sexuality
Used to think i was straight but I'm definitely bi
>Height
5'5"
>Weight
about 124lbs
inb4 easy mode. I'm pretty much scarface and have a glass eye from getting hit by a car when i was 15.
>>24473872
>scarface and have a glass eye from getting hit by a car
Sounds hot, pics please.
>>24473872
That F will give you guaranteed (You)s
>>24473872
Show that 'scarface'
>>24473888
>>24473908
go fuck yourselves. how about you post your faces so I can laugh at you! thats the only reason you want to see mine right?
>>24473929
Fucking attention whore drama queen.
Do born again virgins count?
Its been 7 years, I'm 32 and I completely gave up years ago
>>24473929
Why would you laugh at my face? I thought being deformed gave you a sense of empathy and realization that perhaps human beings are more than their outward appearance? Guess not.
19
M
Straight
5'8
280
>>24473945
No. They don't count. The OP specifically excluded dry spells of any length.
>>24473965
life isn't some hollywood movie you jackass.
>>24473967
damn son you fat
>>24473983
>>24473988
I'm sure he doesn't know that, you retard.
26
M
S
6" 3
215lbs
Way too antisocial to ever have any female friends let alone romantic relationships.
Maybe had a few opportunities back in university but I literally told the girls to fuck off.
Masturbate to artificial academy daily, I have had like 50 GFs in that game and have had sex hundreds of times with many different waifus.
Also played 42hours of MGQ and made sweet love to my waifu Alice multiple times.
Maybe have 70 or so hours in VH. Damn it feels good to be a gangster, 2D >>> 3DPD
>23
>M
>straight
>6'4"
>200 lbs
I can socialize with them just fine, but I can't get women to take any interest sexually
>>24473334
>Age
25
>Gender
Male
>Sexuality
Heterosexual, though a trap is fine, too
>Height
5'8"
>Weight
60kg
>>24473872
Lesbian here, I have a scar and gore fetish, that sounds hot as fuck. Does the glass eye come out of the socket?
>>24473872
Heterosexual man here, I wouldn't care about your appearance if you have a good personality
29
Male
Biscum
185 cm
90 kg
>>24474029
Is this real life? I can't stop laughing.
>>24473929
>entitled cunt
Ehh, nevermind. Kill yourself
>>24473334
>23
>M
>He
>188cm
>87kg
>>24474044
You're 6' 4". All women are automatically sexually interested in you. You just have to make the first move.
>>24474048
>a trap
So you're exclusively homosexual?
>>24473334
27
male
straight
185cm
85kg
>>24474120
m8 I want to bang traps and girls, how does that make me gay?
>>24474134
Lusting after traps is only gay if you're a girl
>>24473334
18
Male
Straight
6"0
160 lbs
>>24474134
>i like the hidden penis people
>how is that gay?
That's like asking why water is wet. Just accept the inarguable fact instead of avoiding it because of personal insecurity.
>>24474029
>Alice
bad taste detected
I'm 5'7 and 135 pounds, I've gotten mad pussy, you guys are just weirdos and creep bitches out
>>24474187
Excuse me, you've made a mistake. You posted a picture of an inferior waifu instead of the superior Tamamo.
>>24474198
Nah I just have no social skills. I mean if I get to know you I'm funny as hell (I've been told). I'm just shy and awkward around most people, girls in particular.
>>24474184
Hidden penis WOMEN.
It's not gay if they look like a girl, idiot.
>>24474198
You scream "insecure homosexual." By mad pussy you obviously mean manholes.
19
Male
Straight
176 cm
70 kg
>>24474215
KITSUNE FOR LIFE FAGGOT
>>24474236
XX is female (women)
XY is male (men)
XX + XX and XY + XY is gay. Its chromosomal you mentally retarded homosexual faggot.
>22
>Male
>Straight
>178cm
>73kg
>>24473334
>Age
24
>Gender
Male
>Sexuality
Straight but it doesn't matter anymore
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
68kg
>>24474256
I know it's chromosomal, and they're gay for having sex with me, but I'm not gay if I have sex with them.
How can it be gay if you pretend it's a girl?
>>24474220
That's exactly what I said you fucking weirdo, this is what I'm talking about>>24474239
Whatever you say anon, just trying to let you guys know it's way less about looks/height/weight and more about how you act. You seem pretty bitter by that post alone, its no wonder you havent been laid
>>24474286
This discussion is over, my dear homosexual friend.
>>24474299
Don't get buttmad and enraged, I was just pointing out objective and undeniable facts about you.
I'm really sorry if I hurt your feelings. I forget sometimes that some men can have very sensitive feelings. Men come in all kinds, from masculine to sensitive and feminine.
>>24474187
I will fight you.
My favourite monster girls (in no real order)
Alice (my waifu)
Chrome
Sylph
Tamamo
Harpy sisters (muh diick)
Valkyrie
Garden of Eden (shit art but real cool concept)
Worst Monstergirl
beezlebubs, seriously.. I was working my ass off not to lose that fight because I did not want to see the end result
>>24474317
Oh darn it anon I r so angry!
>>24474324
I agree, friend. Here's my lineup.
Alice (my one true waifu)
Remi (lil sis waifu)
Illias
Tamamo
Ganbriella
Chrome
Gnome
Worst
Any of the voreshit girls. I mean c'mon, what's sexy about being eaten?
>>24474198
>5'7"
Fucking normiethis has been said before
>>24474358
I enjoyed Alra Rooty, she reminded me of a shy robot girl with substance abuse problems who just wants to be loved
>>24474358
Yeah fuck that voreshit. And yes I should have included Gnome, her scene in MGQ1 was pretty shyte but the redo scene in MGQ3 caused the sacrifice of millions of unborn children.
I did like the insane angles at the end, even though they were mostly gross as fuck and I would never want to fap to them, there was a lot of really creative and inventive designs.
Also 90% of the mecha shit was gross too, but had a good artist.
Anything drawn by the guy who actually created the game was shit too, you can really seenthr difference in quality when u get girls drawn by the dood who does all the main characters vs the dood who programs the game and is obsessed with vore shit.
>>24474120
Height isn't the thing women want. It's one thing they need in their man, but just because you have it doesn't mean they lust after your dick
>>24473334
26
m
straight
6'1"
180
>Age
21
>Gender
Female
>Sexuality
Bisexual
>Height
6'3''
>Weight
170 lbs
>>24474699
pls pls be my gf
>>24474528
>Not finding eldritch abominations sexy as fuck
>>24473334
24
Male
Heterosexual
1.89 m
80 kg
19
male
straight
6'2"
230 lbs
19
Male
Straight
6'0
138lbs
>>24473334
19
Male
Hetero
186?
Don't recall, but im quite thin, maybe slim.
>>24473334
>>24473334
>>24473334
>>Age
22
>>Gender
m
>>Sexuality
at this point i don't think im even sexually attracted to anyone
>>Height
5'3
>>Weight
230 lbs
no hope
just death
>Age
18
>Gender
M
>Sexuality
Straight
>Height
6'0"
>Weight
230 lbs (18% bodyfat)
>>24474699
>female
>6'3"
Naw
>>24474763
not the anon, but go fuck yourself
>>24474651
exactly the same stats.
I might top myself soon I can't be 27 next year and still live like this. It's not right.
>20
>m
>straight
>190cm / 6'2"
>82kg / 181 lb
>tfw when perfect body stats but ugly face
Why don't you change?
>>24473334
18
M
Straight
5'11
202 pounds
22
Male
Straight
6'1
200lbs
>>24473358
You gained 140lbs in 2 years? Wtf thats fucked
19
Male
Hetero
180cm / 5'9''
88kg / 195lbs
19
Male
Pansexual, prefer traps
6'4"
400 lbs
Well obv I gave up on relationships as a whole since I haven't left the house for years, no sane human being would be attracted to me in my current state
had 3 girlfriends surprisingly, one in kindergarten-1st grade (I was skinny), one in 3rd-5th grade (130-180 lbs or so) and one in 9th grade (250-300 lbs), had the chance to lose my virginity more than a few times but I was too insecure
35 yo
Male
Straight
5'5
89 lbs
>>24475006
Yeah sadly. Atleast im earning money with this.
24
male
6'1
140 lbs
>>24473334
18/M/Straight/6'4"/don't know but I'm overweight. Main problems are that I'm ugly, fat, and a social autist, so I wouldn't know how to have a conversation with a woman, let alone bed one
22
m
straight
5'11
I dunno a little underweight
20
male
straight
6'2
63 KG
Never had a gf, talked to 4 girls all my life (all online, only casual chatting)
My problem is that I don't ever talk to girls, I have a lot of friends, I know if I talk to girls, I will get a gf, I amaze normies I don't know why.
22
m
straight
6'3
165 lbs
>all these tall as fuck normies
Even when you're blessed with the height of a god you refuse to even exert the minimal effort it would take to get a gf. Just stop
30
M
5'8
As of last week 161, down from 260
Gainfully employed at fortune 200 company with 2 graduate degrees.
>22
>M
>Straight
>178cm
>70kg
You niggas ripped/big boned or are most of you just fat?
>95% of the people here either overweight or underweight
>>24473334
34
male
straight
6'2"
175 lbs
Always been too far off into my own little world to care, at this point the mere thought seem very bizarre and futile. If the tech is good enough I can imagine myself having a little robot companion when I'm 50 or so though.
>>24475527
>being tall automatically guarantees women will walk up to you and beg for you to fuck them
i'm skinny as fuck and my face is horribly asymmetrical. if anything my height adds further frustration because i constantly see manlet faggots with beautiful women they don't deserve
>>24475221
Yeah, I'm well aware of that.
>>24473334
>age
18
>gender
male
>sexuality
bi
>height
5"10'
>weight
220
She'll never love me back brahs
>>24473411
please be my shortstack belly gf
26
M
Straight, mostly
5'9
155-160
>>24473818
Kek funposter
>>24473836
What is a stone in real units?
>age
18
>gender
m
>sexuality
straight
>height
6'1"
>weight
130
>>24473334
18
M
hetero
5'6"
210 lb
>>24473334
27
M
strait
5'11 manlet
>tfw i see teenage girls taller than me daily
about 140
>>24475277
[not the other guy]
How? sounds hot.
21
Man
Hetero
5'11"
158
literally autistic
mfw people around me complain that they haven't fugged in two weeks
