Happy monday fellow yanderoonies! How are you going to kick off this week?
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Obligatory:
>tfw no yandere gf
I like the idea of a yandere gf, but I'd hate to see her actually hurt anyone.
Well, maybe she can hurt me a little bit...
>tfw no crazy yandere gf to take your virginity
>Tfw you find Amy
>Tfw you either scared her off by realizing it's her or she forgot the password to her first account again
>>24473850
Why does the one on the left look so sleepy?
>>24473216
I'm a beginning yanderer who's just about to make someone a yanderee. Wish me luck or a short sentence.
>>24474335
>picture is signed
Picture dismissed. 4chan made me question the authenticity (that they're not exaggerated) of feelins of everyone who signs their works about them.
>>24473216
>check out the community site
>one guy seems perfect to yan over
>just perfect in general desu senpai
>fret over a message
>finally gather up the courage and start writing
>the account is gone before I send
>>24474769
she's the embodiment of anger
>>24474952
No surprise that it's a woman too.
>>24473350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kz4dvl8ZxP
A gift from /d/
>>24475411
somehow it just doesn't work from Westerners/in English. for acting, I mean. I'm sure true love would sound wonderful in any language.
Some yanderes have been posting their real faces. Good idea? People who post their faces do become easier to stalk, so I guess it's a good thing for people looking for a yandere..
>>24475038
I deleted my account after less than 24 hours. I'm sorry if it was me. I made it for a particular purpose, a self destructive one, and I'm not sure if I want to fulfill it just yet. It would be a disappointment for you either way.
>>24475501
I will never talk to anybody who has their face up on that site.
It's what normal people do.
>>24475501
>Blocked that image on the site
>Someone posts it in the thread
>>24475530
Maybe people who put up their pictures just want to make it easier to be stalked. In that case they wouldn't be normies at all, they'd be looking for stalkers.
>>24475551
Yeah but it's gonna end up filled with people like that mina profile, the most obvious attention whores that all the idiotic sad males will flock to in droves.
I'm a little disturbed by this trend of real names and face photos.
You can tell a lot about a person by the nickname and picture they choose.
If it's just their real name and a picture of them it's like, oh, it's you. Okay. But it tells me nothing about them as a person and just guarantees I won't click on their profile.
People who do that are frankly uninteresting.
>>24475608
What if it's their name, but weebifiedbecause they thought the name field meant a real name and the username they picked would be what was shown to other people, not the name field
Another reason is that I think face pictures should mean something. like that you show someone what you look like as a sign of trust once the two of you start to feel close. If it's just plastered up there for anyone to see it means nothing.
>>24475635
Don't show your face and it's fine
>>24475501
Is that profile even real? it says it wants roleplay only and it all but states they came from reddit.
You find the yandere of your dreams, but she also has one of the following traits. Which ones are deal breakers?
>Tattoos
>Piercings
>Hair dyed an unnatural color
>Smokes
>Drinks
>Does drugs
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>Radfem or similar
>Furry
>Dresses strangely (wears gothic lolita in public, corsets, etc)
>"I'm a bitch and proud of it" personality
>Shy to the point of being easily scared off
>Has a tumblr account
>Has a reddit account
>Has a facebook account
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
>Wants you to be dominant 24/7
>Wants you to be sub 24/7
>Anything you want to include that isn't listed here
>>24475759
>Drugs
>Attention from everyone
>Radfem
>Bitch
>Morals (would be ok with it if they were only honest/good to me)
>Dom/Sub (24/7 is too much)
>Custom option: Fat (is the only physical trait I really give a damn about)
>>24475759
There's a lot of shit on there I'd be extremely wary of, but the one that I would absolutely not tolerate is the lack of a moral compass...dat's a problem maine
>>24475759
>attention desperation
>bitchery
>no moral compass
>>24475809
Remember, you were someone they didn't care about when they first met and the vast majority of relationships don't last. If someone has no moral compass around others, it's almost always only a matter of time until they treat you the same way. I've seen a lot of guys get hurt because they thought
>She may do horrible things to everyone else, but I'm special to her, so she'll never mistreat me
>She'll change herself just for me, but without actually changing. She's still the same person on the inside
>>24475759
>Does drugs
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>Furry
>>"I'm a bitch and proud of it" personality
>Has a facebook account
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
>Wants you to be sub 24/7
They all sound terrible desu.
>>24475847
I guess that's true, but I don't think it's impossible for there to exist a person who would genuinely treat only me well. I myself am such a person after all, I mean, I at least never intentionally do anything to hurt someone I love - but then again, who does? hmmm.
>>24473216
I love the rubber duckies, they look so traumatized.
>tfwnogf
My target is pretty hard to dox I've been able to figure out what State they live in but I have absolutely no leads on any social profiles or networks or any sort of accounts I've been profiling her but still nothing.
How would I find her based on writing habits?
>>24475532
>jontron
good taste
>>24475608
Any tips to make it easier but not so easier they can just google it?
>>24475759
>Tattoos
>Piercings
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>"I'm a bitch and proud of it" personality
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
don't care much fo the others
>>24475759
None. None at all.
>>24475608
Their pictue tells you a lot about them. The clothes they're wearing, their hair, the pose they choose to make. For instance, >>24475551 is immature and a huge weeb. She seems lonely, too.
>>24475759
Who would date someone with no moral compass except a complete madman? That's the ultimate "into the trash" attribute, honestly.
>>24476872
I mean seriously, even normies would run away from that like the plague.
>>24476872
>>24476886
I remember seeing a lot of people here who would about half a year to two years ago. I thought of them when I added that one. Maybe they're offline right now or left for good.
>>24476363
This guy seems to be okay with it. Or maybe he's just roleplaying, I dunno.
>>24476897
Now I remember where I kept seeing it. It was something like,
>Arrange the following based on how important they are to you, and put the most important ones at the top
>Intelligence
>Having fun
>Morality, etc
Almost everybody either put morality as the absolute lowest thing they cared about, or at least in the bottom half. It's funny, though. When >Being loyal to a partner/not cheating was added, everybody put that at either the very top or at least in the top half, not realizing that that's just one aspect of having a moral compass.
>>24476897
Were they dating people with no moral compass? Did they know that the person they were dating had no moral compass?
>>24476931
>>24476931
Being a yandere involves being somewhat immoral, though. Stalking isn't moral. Stabbing someone for smiling at the person you like isn't moral. Extreme jealousy involves immorality.
>>24477030
Most of them, probably not. The questionnaire never asked them if they were dating someone, but it's safe to assume most people here are single. The post that was repeated in a lot of threads was
>Arrange the following concepts by how important they are to you, with the most important one being at the top.
Being physically fit
Having fun
Hygiene
Intelligence
Morality
Obtaining money
Religion/The supernatural
Seeking/Spending time with a significant other
Spending time with family
Spending time with friends
People would arrange those by how important those concepts are to them, and morality would almost always either be the lowest possible one, or at least in the bottom half. Out of over 100 replies to those posts, I only saw 2 that listed morality as the most important thing to them. Those were the people who understand that without a moral compass, there's nothing to stop a lover from cheating on you. Without a moral compass, all they think about is "me, Me, ME!!!" and what they can do to make themself happy, even if it means risking hurting other people.
>>24477060
Most people here aren't looking for yandere in the 2D sense, but the 3D sense. 3D yandere doesn't involve stabbing people because they would be incarcerated for a very long time. So long that they'd be throwing their life away.
And no, extreme jealousy does not involve immorality, the same way nothing else has to. I'm extremely jealous, but I don't behave immorally when I feel that way. I either ignore those feelings and keep them buried deep inside without ever acting on them, or when I'm in a relationship, I bring it up with my lover and have a talk with them about it. You never *have* to act immorally based on how you feel. You always have the choice not to.
>>24477060
Love is moral. Dedication is moral. Protectiveness is moral. Yandere is about immoral expression of perfectly moral feelings and traits, not about immorality for its own sake.
>>24475759
All of these are deal breakers.
>>24477225
Yandere is a portmanteau of the words yanderu, which means (mentally in this case) ill, and deredere, meaning lovey dovey. A yandere is someone whose mental illnesses impact their love for their partner. This is usually expressed by being an unnaturally obsessive lover, an unnaturally possessive lover, a violent lover, or some combination of those three variants. When it comes to obsessive and possessive lovers, yes, they're often portrayed as violent, because it's anime. They have to do something interesting to keep your interest. In real life, actions have consequences, so no matter how badly 3D yanderes want to hurt someone, the closest that most of them ever get to doing this is ranting about how badly they want to hurt someone over the internet.
>>24477225
Some degree of protectiveness is moral. Over-protectiveness isn't moral. When you want to protect someone so bad that you won't let them talk to people of the opposite gender (and that does happen even to people who wouldn't consider themselves yanderes), there's a problem.
>>24473216
So what exactly do you do in these threads?
>>24477368
Talk about yanderes and yandere behavior.
I wanna fuck the French milf on zeemaps.
If the kid is a girl, that's TWO girlfriends for the price of one.
>>24477410
Would you be yandere over both of them? Is it possible to be yandere over two people at once?
>>24477431
Of course.
Not if its a boy though.
Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind single moms at all if they only had daughters.
>>24477368
Pine for the fjords, mostly. Occasionally exchange views or discuss morality.
>>24477327
Hence why 'immoral expression'. You feel protective, which is fine, but you express it by cutting them off from social contact, which is not fine.
>>24477317
Violence is a bit too much for 3D, yes, but there are all sorts of ways to ruin someone's life, ostensibly 'in the name of love', that don't carry the same sort of consequences.
>>24475759
Everything except
>Hair dyed an unnatural color (some girls can really pull it off and it looks really cute)
>Smokes
I'd probably make an exception for marijuana
>does drugs
see above
>Furry
No explanation needed
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
This would probably make me really jealous
>Dresses strangely (wears gothic lolita in public, corsets, etc)
Gothic lolita is hot as fuck so this would be a major plus for me
>Has a reddit account
depends on what subreddits they frequent
>Has a facebook account
I dunno some people like to keep contact with family through facebook
>Wants you to be dominant 24/7
I am dominant, I'll never be sub.
>>24477493
>but you express it by cutting them off from social contact
See >>24477178
>You never *have* to act immorally based on how you feel. You always have the choice not to
>I would know, I'm an obsessive lover who doesn't behave immorally toward the person I love
Yanderes aren't black and white, or only black, the way you're making them out to be. There are many, many, *many* shades of gray. Another anon could just as easily argue that yanderes are only white, and would never do anything to hurt their lover. Because they're a yandere, they must always look out for the well-being of their lover, never behaving immorally.
Of course that's wrong too, thanks to all the shades of gray there are when it comes to yanderes.
Is it possible to be yandere for someone without having sex with them? Would it be possible to be yandere for your daughter, or does yandere imply romantic love?
>>24477571
yes but most anime men end up raping the person when they are driven over their limit
it's not good if they do that to their daughter you know
>>24477571
>Asexual yanderes?
Of course. Love doesn't have to involve sex. Some people are asexual. That's pretty rare though, as are 3D yanderes, so the odds of finding someone who's both yandere and asexual are very low. But it's possible. The same way it's statistically unlikely for anyone to ever win a major lottery, yet it happens all over the world every year.
>Yandere for your daughter?
Yes. Deredere implies romantic love, but people sometimes have a romantic interest in their daughters, so that's also possible. Just rare to find someone who's yandere, and has a daughter, and is yandere for that daughter.
>>24477624
>Some people are asexual
>>>/t/umblr
I'm demisexual.
I'm sexual.
>>24477712
Yes, some people don't want to have sex. Some people have opinions and feelings that you don't. Shocking, right?
>>24477728
Congrats. Lots of yanderes are.
>>24477746
this anon is very funny
>that gif
anyone else appreciates this anon?
>>24477746
I'll take an extra large serving of asexuality
>>24477779
I expect shitposting from anons, not from you.
How's your day been?
Is it possible to be a polyamorous yandere?
>>24477811
Expect the unexpected! I must do my part to keep the quality up in this place. My day could be better, could be worse. Yours? Find anything new lately?
>>24477824
About as possible as holding your breath for 10 minutes without passing out
>>24475759
All except drinks drugs, tumblr reddit and facebook account
>>24477824
What >>24477918 said. Theoretically possible but extremely unlikely, and I doubt a yandere could handle fully obsessing over more than just two partners.
>>24477918
Same, and yeah. Nothing that I'm willing to mention in this thread aside from some youtube channels, including ones I forgot about years ago.
>want to make yandere friends online
>will constantly think about boning them
not living in uk or the us really limits your options
>>24478084
Might be for the best. Are you really, really sure that you want to get involved with a yanbot?
>>24478187
Probably not.
I would make the perfect partner for a more twisted yandere though.
>no friends to waste time on
>oblivious with girls
>emotionally weak
>useful in the home
>naturally submissive
>inexperienced
>>24476897
I seriously would not care if my gf was completely amoral. If she cheated on me or killed me (as long as it wasn't too painful) I really wouldn't mind. As long as she was fun to talk to and enjoyed spending time with me I would be fine with her.
>>24478933
Kill yourself you filthy kek
>>24477967
Show the youtube channels - spread some new found joy
>>24478505
Probably yes, but why would one choose you of all people in the first place? Also being a yanderee is a gigantic commitment. To your yandere, you're fucking perfect. Better start trying real hard to live up to the fantasy before she starts to make you.
>>24481748
>but why would one choose you of all people in the first place
Did you think that having a yandere gf or even a gf at all would be more than a fantasy or an errant thought for 90% of the people here? Because that's what it is for me.
>>24481834
Why not? I don't claim to know what anyone on here is like, and very few people in general are truly hopeless.
>>24481907
That picture speaks a lot. He only cares for the one but the rest are also fawning for him.How the fuck is this not original?
>>24481986
I stole your post lmao
>>24475759
>Tattoos
>Hair dyed in a unnatural color
>Does drugs
>Radfem
>"I'm a bitch and proud of it" personality
>Has a facebook account
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
Though I have to say if she dressed in gothic lolita in public that would be good.
>>24475759
Only fine with
>Drinks (as long as it ain't beer every day)
>Does drugs (Marijuana and LSD/heavy narcotics are the only two I'm fine with, any others and she can go fuck herself)
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you (As long as she remembers I'm dating her I'm okay with it)
>Shy to the point of easily being scared off
>Has a facebook account
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (I mean if she's cheating it means she doesn't care about me as much as I care for her) (And I'm fine with her lying and stealing shit)
>Wants you to be sub 24/7
>>24475759
Personal red flags (I just dislike them, subjective opinion):
>Furry
>Drinks
>Smokes
>Piercings
>Does drugs
Objective red flags (these indicate you have met a MimicYandie, one that is obsessive and possessive, but for narcissist reasons):
>Tattoos
>Hair dyed an unnatural color
>Dresses strangely (wears gothic lolita in public, corsets, etc)
I see nothing wrong with these.
>Wants you to be sub 24/7
>Wants you to be dominant 24/7
>Shy to the point of being easily scared off
These are nothing but tools; their contents reflect on the individual, not the system:
>Has a reddit account
>Has a tumblr account
>Has a facebook account
The following ones are not compatible with yandere tendencies. If you believe otherwise, you are wrong and should promptly opt for suicide:
>Radfem or similar
>"I'm a bitch and proud of it" personality
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
>>24475759
Too much is a no:
>Tattoos
>Piercings
I dont mind:
>Hair dyed an unnatural color
>Smokes
>Drinks
>Does drugs
>Has a tumblr account
>Has a reddit account
>Has a facebook account
>Wants you to be sub 24/7
As long as she doesnt wear a costume I'll be fine with it:
>Furry
No thanks:
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>Radfem or similar
>"I'm a bitch and proud of it" personality
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
>Wants you to be dominant 24/7
Im cool with it, but pls wear goth lolita privately,for me, pls:
>Dresses strangely (wears gothic lolita in public, corsets, etc)
Uh, yes and no. We'll cuddle if I scare her:
>Shy to the point of being easily scared off
>tfw she got a webcam
>lets you watch her all throughout the day
>>24483107
You lucky duck.
>>24483107
Chad cometh.
>>24481907
Most of /r9k/ suffers from chronic no-gf syndrome. I don't see how it would be different here.
>>24483550
This thread is on r9k mainly because no other board fits it. (don't even begin about /soc/-cancer)
I really wouldn't compare the nutters in here to 'most of r9k'
>>24475759
>Smokes
>Drinks
>Does drugs
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>Radfem or similar
>Has a tumblr account
>Has a reddit account
>Has a facebook account
>Has no moral compass
>>24483590
>>>/d/6557611
there is also a thread in /d/ dunno why
>>24483917
'Cause you touch yourself at night.
tfw find perf guy on yan dating site, heart pounds since i've started talking to him, think about him all the time
>he doesn't want a relationship
rip me
>>24483590
Well GFD used to be here too, but then they moved to /d/ for reasons unknown to me. I liked it better here...
>>24480029
I am literally a kuckold. I would prefer it if my girlfriend told me about all the guys she slept with and then held me while I cried about it.
>>24484019
Would you say this site is mostly dudes or good ratio of male:female?
Tired of joining sassage fests.
>>24484170
There's a few, yeah. Doesn't take long to sign up, might as well do so and take a look m8
>>24475809
Enjoy wizardom bro
>>24473216
Yandere fantasy
>Yanchan asks me if I can tutor her
>"Sure, your house?"
>"Yes," she replies
>Go to here house the following weekend
>Ring the doorbell
>She welcomes me in
>Start our tutor session in the dinning room
>Just her and I
>The table is neatly organized with textbooks, pencils, and a calculator
>Yanchan sits towards my right
>We start off with math
>I make sure the calculator is closest to me
>She hands me some math equations
>"Oh Yanchan, this is easy, here"
>She smiles with a faraway look
>Help her with a few more questions
>My phone rings
>I look at my phone
>Chuckle
>"Oh, who is it anonkun?" Yanchan asks
>I grin
>"Oh its a friend, she se-"
>Yanchan's left hand quickly cradles the back of my head
>My head thrusts towards the table and calculator
>Feel the the plastic buttons on the calculator shatter in unison
>Im face down on the table
>Yanchan stands behind me
>I feel her hand retreat from the back of my head
>I attempt to reach for a textbook with my right hand
>Yanchan twists my left arm behind my back and tugs it
>The pain denies my right hand from grabbing the textbook
>A pencil pierces through my right hand
>Everything goes silent
>I can feel Yanchan whispering into my earwhat the fuck
>mfw bae can't eat chocolate
so i cant make her my special blood orange chocolate cake
Q~Q
All i want is for some of me to be in her
>>24484386
Got a good kek out of this anon, thanks
>>24484564
You can always make blood cookies though!
>>24484564
>bae
Take your nigger language elsewhere, here we talk like civilised human beings.
>>24485122
I should whoop yo ass.
>>24475704
>If it's just plastered up there for anyone to see it means nothing.
Agreed. Throwing your face out there is a degenerate normie thing to do.
>>24475759
>Smokes
>Does drugs
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>Radfem or similar
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
>Wants you to be dominant 24/7
>>24475759
>desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>has no moral compass
>wants you to be sub
>has lot of friends. lot of friends are more than 3 in robot language
>>24484952
mhmm i hadn't thought of cookies!
oh this is gonna be great im sure she'll love them
>>24486535
(don't use raisins, they absorb the blood)
>>24486547
Also raisins are gross.
>>24486580
Indeed, but usually that's not enough of an argument.
>>24486547
nah i'm gonna make cinnamon cookies cause those are her favorites.
I just have to think of how much blood to add to the mix now
>>24473216
that's blood from their bodies? who are these people she killed?
>>24486693
Virgin girls, to bathe in their blood so that she may remain forever young.
>>24486693
Her competitors and bullies from high school.
>>24473216
I'd get in and cuddle with her to be honest
>>24487346
good taste, I'm sure she's a friendly little thing.
>>24488882
You're not even remotely attractive though.
Poor yandere thread, left alone at page 10, discarded and unwanted...
die thread
Bumpity bump bump bump
>>24490407
der Faden
i haven't posted in these threads in a while. i'm sure everyone missed me.
>>24483107
>lets me watch her sleep
>>24490740
tell me about how you have been
>>24490799
angry, isolated, hopeless, the list goes on.
>>24488882
get a haircut that doesn't scream underage b& faggot btw if that's really you and not someone off of /soc/ or any other random place on the internet
Anyone stalking anyone lately?
Also how do I keep my finger from hurting, I cut one of my nails to short and showed the fleshy bit that hurts to touch. I tried a thimble but it kept falling off.
>>24491367
you try putting on a bandaid?
currently not stalking, just chillin
>>24491488
It still hurts when I touch something with a bandaid.
It's nice to chill.
Considering getting an electric blanket for the upcoming cold months. Anyone here have any experience with such things?
>>24492197
nice bump, apparently old people like it.Are you stalking a kawaii old person anon?
>>24492237No, but I don't like the cold and my AC always freezes in the winter.
Is there a certain kind I should look for if I want something I could throw in the washing machine and dryer.Kinda have a bedbug infestation.
>>24492326
Most decent ones allow you to take out the heaters and wash the blanket, just make sure you get one of those.
>>24492326maybe you should fix the bed bug infestation first. I want you to be safe anon. As for the electric blanket idk, try google?
>>24492514
Let's see how descriptive online shopping is.
>>24492545
They've been here over a year, along with 7 different home remedies, 4 exterminators, and a lot of Raid products.
I don't think it's possible to get rid of them.
>she hasnt talked to me in a week
Time to end it
>>24492789
Give it more time.
>>24491619
Put a bandaid around the thimble to keep it on?
>>24492886
It's more of a matter of the thimble being too small for my finger.
How the hell would you spot one? I ask because out of the blue some woman has taken INTENSE interest in me.I would walk by, she would notice me and drop what ever conversation she was having with someone to greet me. Not only that she knew my name, I never told her my name, none-the-less I didn't know her name. She seemed VERY enthusiastic about asking questions about myself and didn't give me too much room to shoot back a question towards her after I answered hers.
She is beautiful which astonishes me, and possibly well spoken but I am unsure since I haven't gotten her to talk as much since I ended up answering questions. This is just so abnormal in my life that I have to question it, but since it fell in my lap I think I should take what life has given me and see where it goes for a relationship.
I just don't want to end up dead because of it.
>>24493758
RIP
Just make sure she's your waifu for laifu and you'll be set. It's a bit more of a commitment than a regular relationship in that you're probably not getting out without involving police.
>>24493758
Not all yanderes are violent, ya know. You should ask her out to coffee or something and try to get to know her.
>>24493813
>RIP
I don't like where this is going.
>>24493904
I hope not. I will try to, or at least get her number. I just started to talk with her on Sunday. She just struck me as very odd with how easily she would drop everything to even say hi to me. I mean she may not even be yandere but something else, either way I feel like I should be cautious since her behavior isn't the norm for me.
>>24494033
Look,
>RIP
might be an exaggeration, but if she's already obsessed it's not going to be safe, sane, or consensual.
Early morning finger help request.
I saw him again! I saw my neighbor again, he was dressed like Waldo. It was cute.
>>24494601
>Waldo
That sounds amazing. Is he your obsession?
HERE I AM TO SAVE THE THREAD!
>>24490868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
>>24494601
>dressed like Waldo
Heh.
You get your guts together to talk to him yet? I'm guessing no :s
>>24494656
They've been watching that guy for sometime so I would assume so.
>>24489246
Are you telling me emo/bowlcut hybrid WON'T drop the panties?
spooky why isn't there a trap/other gender option on yandere.org?
>>24496403
>hair helping women take off their undergarments
I don't see why they would need help if they're perfectly capable of taking it off themselves.
>>24496407
Because men can't be yanderes.
>>24496470
but im not a man
>>24496470
They can only be creeps and stalkers. But not actual kawaii yanderes.
>>24496407
Because true yanderes cannot be impure.
>>24496485
Preach it brother, preach it
>>24475759
>dresses strangely
>lolita
>a deal breaker
whoever legitimately thinks that should remove themselves from the gene pool.
>>24497629
I think lolitas can be pure as long as they are not attention whores. It's all about what's behind, what the intention is.
>>24496407
Spooky, ignore list for yandere.org when? It's annoying having to reread people's profiles every day to remember which ones are catfish, traps, or trans and which ones aren't
>>24475759
>Tattoos
>Piercings
>Hair dyed an unnatural color
>Does drugs (Depends which ones)
>Desperate for attention from everyone when she's in a relationship, not just attention from you
>Radfem or similar
>Furry
>Dresses strangely (wears gothic lolita in public, corsets, etc)
>"I'm a bitch and proud of it" personality
>Has no moral compass, even when it comes to you (lies for personal gain, might cheat/has cheated in the past, etc)
>Wants you to be sub 24/7
>tfw no german yanderes
>>24475038
If the profile picture was a pencil drawn head with glasses glasses, that could have been me. Deleted it because it seemed pointless and the only girl I wrote to didn't respond to my message. Was there a week and no one contacted me either, so I said fuck it.
>tfw 5/10 at best
>tfw tranny
>tfw no friends
>tfw everyone hates you
>tfw yandere for baphomet
>>24501054
>yandere for a goat
Does that mean you.. do that with animals?
>>24501159
Do what Anon?
You're not making any sense
>>24501054
Want to be my friend?
>>24501349
Probably
What's your Steam?
So would a yandere be interested in joining a harem? I have a few wives, who of course know about each other and the whole situation, but I would adore having a yandere wife added.
>>24501446
Fuck poly, no.
The only people that want to fulfill your fetish are fake yanderes who see it as a fetish themselves.
>>24501392
>tranny
>has steam
Why is it everyone who seeks friendships using steam is socically incapable of holing a conversation without sperging or a tranny/faggot.
>>24501392
I can't tell you right now! send something to my email [email protected]
>>24501804
rude af
>>24501845
>>24502002
Rest in power. I'm sorry.
What happens if a yandere is really into bestiality? Can one be yandere over a human but still want to fuck dogs?
Is it cheating if yandere uses a dildo instead of the genitals of whoever they're into?
>>24502447
>>24502484
ya it's fine
>>24502447
n....no
>>24502484
n...no
>>24502484
Getting off by any method other than sex with your beloved is cheating.
>>24502565
>having sex
cuddles are all u need
>>24502743
You can't stop blue balls with cuddles.
>>24502854
I-I guess if you need to you can s-stick it in then...
is there such a thing as a "yan at first sight" or do you actually have to know someone before obsessing over them?
>>24503245
Yanderes can become obsessed just by seeing someone, or even having a short interaction with them.
>>24502484
Not as long as you're thinking of them.
>>24504103
What if you're thinking of them while fucking another human?
>>24504335
Then you should probably kill yourself as soon as possible
>>24504335
That is bad and you should feel bad.
I fucking message people and they reply back then take like a day to write a reply back. I'm constantly refreshing the page watching their activity. Then all of the sudden they're active and they don't even message you back. Then they're friending other people and shit. I know some people have jobs and shit but why do you send a fucking message then never visit the website until the next day holy shit its so annoying. I'm trying to be patient but fuck. I'll probably latch on to the first person who carries an actual fluent conversation with me whom with I don't have to wait a day of constant anxiety thinking that I've said something wrong or they're talking to someone else. I guess everyone I message is just not interested in me?
Its highly likely I'll just delete my account and leave the channel. I'm just torturing myself.
Also the IRC is full of bullies.
I've been called autistic
someone said 'they're beginning to question my mental health' or something along those lines
someone asked me if I was 15
I was hoping that this website and community might maybe just maybe actually be an accepting place and I could find someone who actually likes obsessiveness and possessiveness. Maybe I could find a person who I could love without hurting.
I thought fucking wrong all this site does is make me want to curl up and die and fall off the face of the earth and never interact with another human ever again because I'm a fucking sperg even to the same people who are supposedly 'yandere'.
>>24503285
Yeah I became pretty obsessed with a girl when I was younger. I'd do stuff like go up to her house and wait for her getting home from school. She had a dog that I loved too. I'd always pet her as I waited for her to get home from school.
>>24504368
>>24504470
Why is it okay with a dog but not with a human?
>>24504545
I agree with all your points. I was talking to someone, but they decided to not really reply, and I felt really bad because I put a lot of effort into entertaining them. But I decided to respect them, and also accept that if they have chosen to not reply to me it's because they know that it's not worth it, and so it isn't worth it for me either. I do wish they would say something, but I think that in the end they spared me of a lot more trouble.
As an advice, from now on don't go into an IRC expecting anything less than shitters and it being a cIRClejerk.
>>24504700
It's not, bestiality is pig disgusting too. Who would want to share genitals with a dog or horse. ugh.
>>24504766
>>24504545
Y'all do realize everyone in that IRC is most likely from 4chan right? We are all assholes get over it.
>>24504877
I don't care if you're from 4chan, retard. And I got over it, which is why I don't go to IRCs.
>>24504766
not to mention the fact that it is a complete sausage fest there are over 100 men registered and only 30 women registered
>>24504545
is there any point to trying to be possessive online?
>>24498576
Agreed, attention whores are no bueno
>>24505454
The irony, it stings.
>>24505454
Then why are you here. You are the definition of an attention whore.
>>24505235
Do people intentionally become possessive and obsessive or is it just an innate personality trait?
For me both are innate I don't have to try Its just how I always have been as a person. It comes naturally. I hate it. Why would anyone want to be like this? Its nothing but depression and pain.
Before I started going to the site I'd only get that terrible indescribable feeling of loneliness sometimes. Now its just constant.
I'm just a dying man in a desert grasping at mirages.
Except I'll never die cursed to wander the desert aimlessly until one day I finally find water only to discover its salt water.
Jesus christ I just got a recaptcha to pick images of cactus.
>tfw your best friend is just some complete beta faggot who sucks your dick at every chance and follows everything you do and never disagrees with you
I'm not a girl, but holy fuck do i understand now
>>24505634
It sucks doesn't it kek
>>24505674
yes might as well call him it
>>24505634
Get a real best friend faggot. You became just like every woman "AH BLOOBLOO I WANT FRIENDS NOT SOMEONE WHO GIVES ME SEX AND FOLLOWS ME AROUNDDD! :("
Like it's our fault or anyone else's fault that you can't manage a friendship, or get a real friend who just wants plationic shit. Seems like this is pretty much your fault also letting them suck your dick, and you let it get out of hand. Take your normie shit elsewhere, this isn't yandere you fucking degenerate whore.
>>24505570
>Do people intentionally become possessive and obsessive or is it just an innate personality trait?
who knows
I realized that I never would be in a relationship so I have distanced myself from women in general. The likelihood of me remaining a virgin is strong so I have sought other escapist methods.
>>24505478
>>24505489
Lmao, retards. I don't have a tripcode.
>>24505944
Jesus there is low quality bait, then there is this.
>>24505989
Whoops, silly me. I forgot that 4chan was riddled with pissbabies.
>>24506111
Keep lying to yourself that you are yandere champ. Maybe one day you will grow out of your child-like mentality of shoving yourself into places where you don't belong so you can feel like you a part of something.
You know Christianity works wonders for you type of people. Plus it's already filled with holier than thou cunts who try to prove they are the best while showing no signs of self-awareness of how much of a horrible person they truly are, so you would fit in naturally! You should go to your nearest church and try it out!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
>>24504700
I never said it was okay with a dog, only with a dildo.
>tfw yan
>tfw only get paranoid retarded autistic Mexicans
>>24507203
Where do you find all these mexicans?
I'm guessing they're all guys anyways.
>tfw no delicious mexiyan gf
>>24507882
tfw you know a cute 10/10 Mexican boy who you'll probably never get to see or cuddle with
;-;
>>24508491
Internet love is pain.
I'm not even cut out for it, much less the real thing.
>>24508491
>mexican boy
>10/10
That's not possible.
>>24508683
Agreed desu senpai~
Anything Hispanic makes me flacid.
ORIGINAL OF ORIGINAL ORIGINALITY
Entering the danger zone, how's everyone doing?
Come on people I can't keep this thread alive forever!
>>24512318
I'm busy though.
>>24512318
>>24511270
I keep looking in on this thread, seeing how close to page 10 it is, and thinking I should post something. I just can't find anything to say. I feel numb and hopeless.
>>24512344
So do I but I feel even more numb and hopeless whenever this thread dies. So I try my best at keeping it alive.
>>24512343
Cooking?Or doing something that can get you on Santa's Naughty List.
How many yans here also are into gore?
>mfw im the only one
(please) post the yuno
>>24512395
Is watching Kamen rider naughty?
>>24512768
Doesn't seem that naughty from what I got from Wikipedia. Go right ahead.
>>24512649
How a boot no.
>>24512545Back to Tumblr with you.
>>24512869
Gaim specifically. My roommate liked the wonderful 101 and wanted to see more toku.
>>24512545
I'm into torture.
yan derpy NO!
>>24512905
Sometimes I think about being murdered too.
>>24512990
>yfw that was your yandere til yanderpy caught her eyes
>>24513693
that's you on the cellphone ringing
>>24512990
I thought pepe was the only person nicegirl didn't like
>>24513731
that's an act
>>24512318
im too busy dying inside over this unrequited love i have
ill take this opportunity to bamp thread though
>>24513943
Does your beloved know that you love them or are they unaware of your existence?
>sign up to site
>cant tell whos a trap and whos not
>just want qt yandere gf
Electric Blanket anon here, what kind of fabric should I go for? I'm thinking fleece but there's also microplush and velvet as options.I want something soft and thick enough to cuddle.
>>24514561
Can you get an electric fence blanket?
>>24514899
Sounds cold.
>>24514154
aware of my existence but also aware of the fact that it cant possibly work out because of distance
its killing me inside, i wish i could just stop obsessing over him but
>yan
Met an attractive girl but way too close for comfort. Procrasinating if i want to message or not because I usually keep this shit online.
>>24505801
He doesn't mean it literally you asspie faggot. Sucking dick is the same as kissing ass.
>>24515126
bumping page 9
>>24515678
be sure to display your love right
>>24515126
Finally went through with it and no reply.
Tonight sucks.
>>24496199
nice dubs. i feel better now, but i don't like that song.
>>24484564
this image turns me on everytime because i'm not right in the head
>>24515678
tfw all women around me are repulsed by hispanic men
>tfw cute 10/10 hispanic boi
just act super girly the search bar here bump
>>24515128
Literally no one says that.
Just yandere bump
I dated a yandere girl once, 0/10 would nto recommend. She literally required 100% of my attention or she would have a panic attack because she thought I hated her after taking 3 minutes to respond to text.
>>24517809
that sounds pretty fantastic.
if it could be toned down while i'm at work that'd be the greatest thing ever.
>>24517832
Too bad it won't faggot. You can't just magically turn down a yandere when you are busy. This is what you people don't get. You think you only have to deal with the negative traits that seem positive to you when you desire them, but you have to deal with this shit 24/7 when you aren't or theyes aren't sleeping.
