There's a certain smile, this irrepressible childlike smile, unfiltered through concerns for decorum that comes out and announces "OK! I love big cocks! I admit it! Leave me alone! (LOL!) Shut up! I hate you! (LOL!)".
A girl sucks a big cock with passion and laughter. She is not laughing at the cock. She is laughing at her situation and the relief from the tension that comes from having to suppress any open expression of her obvious preference for huge cock.
I have an above average dick and I've made a point of asking every girl I'm with if size matters. They have all said yes.
Sorry small dick bros but you'll always be second class.
They typically also prefer guys that have an awesome resistance to the sun.
Cocks should be presented to women before they take driver's license photos.
Having a small Johnson is like being born a really ugly girl. Nobody except (maybe) your family will ever really love you. It's just the way it is.
Most women don't need colossal dicks to get off. It's more common for a guy to be too big for the girl, than too small.
>>24472497
I'm sure you know the smile well then. Nothing else, not even chocolate brings out the same smile.
>>24472497
>they cant deepthroat properly because they have a cute but tiny face
>you have to be careful about fucking their anus
>they will be hurt if you pound them too hard
wouldnt change my dicksize for anything but its not always great
>OP uses handpicked porn screenshots and elaborate storytelling to make virgin shut ins feel bad about their probably average dicks
Actual big dick anon here, of course size matters, but these beta, passive aggressive "humble braggers" who can't directly tell you an insult, the ones who say "yeah I got a big dick, I can't fuck most girls :(( look at me ;)" are like, the kids with 7 inches thinking they're big
>>24472516
small thin saggy tits.
LOL this chestlet has saggy tits while other girls with E cups are looking smoother than her.
>>24472599
Post it, bitch. And don't forget the timestamp.
>>24472630
Holy shit, top fucking kek
>those tiny, floppy tits probably rejects anyone under 8"
>>24472599
>7 inch
>not big or visibly above average
Well time to end this suffering.
>>24472567
>tfw when newfags don't recognize the first pic
i wonder if there will be a legitimate, easy way to enlarge penis in 20 years. probably not
>>24472647
I'm not a bitch, you're the bitch.
Ask nicely, I really can't post it if you're acting like this.
>>24472665
A true 7" is actually pretty big man. I didn't mean it like that..
I have a really small penis.
Guess I'll never see a girl smile
>>24472679
There is one for breasts, but not for penis..
If you're still going through puberty, HCG injections and topical DHT cream works
>>24472691
You can make me smile with it, anon<3
>>24472690
>A true 7" is actually pretty big man. I didn't mean it like that..
You might be laughing at me, but if thats you you actually boosted my self esteem a bit by saying that.
>>24472536
Iunno, man. I'd rather be born as a fella with a little dick than a hideously ugly girl.
Your success in romance and sexual pastimes might be hindered, but at least everyone walking around can't see/doesn't know about your wee package.
If you were an ugly girl, fucking EVERYONE you see will know you're unattractive. And I reckon physical appearance is just about the most important thing to a female. At least, the relative consensus of society.
>>24472679
I'm surprised there aren't any medical or pharmaceutical companies working on this. They would make billions overnight and might even win a Nobel Prize.
>>24472725
*but if thats true
>>24472725
I'm probably not who you think I am, I usually ruse people for my amusement..
But a true 7" is big, the "teens love huge cock" actor is 7.5", he just has really low bodyfat
While this is all true, women are too stupid to know what the actual size is. I have a 6" long pencil dick and I constantly get told I'm the biggest they ever had. So don't worry small dick bros, just get a stupid girl to fuck you and they'll never even know it was small.
>>24472725
Nah, dog. I'm a different guy, but he ain't taking the piss from you.
Seven inches can be considered a large dick, imo.
What he's talking about are the jackasses that measure 6.5-7 on a good day but are extraordinarily vocal about their dick size. I don't really get why people would go around bragging about their equipment, anyway. They didn't earn that shit. I can see bragging about a sick bod or education, but not something assigned instead of earned.
My buddy has got a fucking anaconda in his trousers. Like fucking 9.5 inches on this motherfucker. In highschool everyone was mortified and fascinated when they inevitably caught his package out in aquatics class. Everyone was like "the fuck are you feeding that thing?"
But he honestly hated it. Not the fact that he had a big ole' dick. I bet he loved that shit. But that it was so well known; we'd be kicking it and random folks would literally walk up to him and say "hey, I heard about you! you're the dude with the big dick, right??!" Made him really uncomfortable.
Course, it was particularly extraordinary because the dude was 5'9'' and like 110 pounds of ginger nerd.
I don't know why I shared that.
>>24472516
the fuck happened to her tits holy shit, how do they get so saggy and misshapen when they're small like that?
Beautiful smile. Big cocks light up a room
barely 6 inches here. Was too small for ex-gf but I sometimes hurt current gf when thrusting at certain angles. Women come in different sizes as well. This stuff used to bug me a lot until I actually started having sex. Don't let stupid trolls get to you robots.
>>24472788
Yeah, man. I've been there!
So weird. I've got 6 and a half if I'm rock-solid and the few girls I've been with have treated me as though I'm some fucking Adonis.
Like, a girl I was with for a short time asked me how big my shit was. I gave her the six inch estimation to not be overly-zealous. When she saw it she was like NO WAY IS THIS SIX INCHES WOW YOU ARE SO HUGE
I'm like lol ur dumb
I mean, I didn't say that. But Jesus, what a lack of spatial awareness!
>>24472458
I do enjoy large penises.
>>24472830
Well you're a dude, so....
>>24472797
Thanks for elaborating, but how do people even notice a big dick like that? I am 3inch flaccid and only 7 when I am erect. Did that guy got a boner every time you guys did sport?
He's got a cock that could light up a room
>>24472841
Does't mean I dont enjoy large penises/
>>24472857
But my large futadick would destroy your boipucci
>>24472850
>rubber dick
No thx
>>24472921
It's not rubber, but it is extremely unusual. He's got one of those africans-only diseases, and sometimes it causes the dick to get huge and bloated. Usually this causes impotence, but in rare cases they can still get hard. That's your bbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFwOkwLnFv8
>>24472824
Exactly, and unless the girl is a huge slut who knows her way around a dick, I'd say you could get away with 4"+, maybe even 3"+ if she's really stupid. The only girl who didn't compliment my dick size was a huge blonde haired sorority bimbo who takes dick daily, but she didn't complain, she just knew her way around a dick and knew mine wasn't anything special. Women amirite?
>>24472458
What is this image from? I feel like I know this image/story from my /b/ days but I can't remember for the life of me what it is.
You guys are fucking stupid desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuUS9oRCTmo
>>24472959
You mean sickle cell anemia? North and Eastern Europeans get it too. But that guys dick is literally just a rubber dick.
>>24472788
PRETTY MUCH THIS 2bqh pham
Want to know if a girl thinks you have a small or big dick?
Ask her if size matters.
If she says no, you have a small dick
If she says yes, you have a big dick
You have to ask after sex, in private
>>24472497
Same here. I'm a slim white dude and every girl i've ever been with (granted, not that many) was pleasently surprised when i whipped my dick out.
I'm absolutely positive that you don't need a big dick to satisfy a woman but they definitly prefer it.
>>24472961
I admit that it is entirely possible that girls do this with manipulation in mind, albeit possibly with good intent in mind. I mean, if you really like/love the dude you're having sex with (never been one for getting random poon) I can certainly understand telling a white lie about it.
But I consider myself rather perceptive...this girl appeared absolutely genuine. Couldn't detect any deception, and I'm always keeping the eyes peeled for that shit.
She was really into me; more than I was into her at the time. I think that females' judgement is more readily affected by emotion, on average. Not exactly a controversial viewpoint, especially around here. I'm not so used to this board.
every girl I've been with has said one of the following things:
>god damn your dick is fucking huge
>you have the PERFECT size dick
what does it mean, robots??
>>24473050
>I'm absolutely positive that you don't need a big dick to satisfy a woman but they definitly prefer it.
Alot of it is social emphasis placed on having a big dick, usually thanks to porn's influence on society since the 70's. Don't forget that women's opinions, even with this, are primarily formed by their environments. Meaning that women today like big dicks in the way they do because men today think it's important.
>>24472760
>he just has really low bodyfat
This is a factor most dicklets should be reminded of, if you're a fat guy with a small dick you will be surprised how much dick is hidden in the fat of your pubic area. I went from 83kg to nearly 100kg over the last year and i "lost" 3cm that way (21cm to 18cm).
>>24472788
I have a feeling this is only true for women with few partners.I fear every body with a certain amount of partners would become a size queen.
>>24473079
it means you don't belong here
>>24473062
I completely agree. Women are on a more emotional level when it comes to sex, for the most part. Now there are of course huge sluts who want to fuck for attention, but the majority (at least where I'm from), want to be emotionally involved, and take more pleasure when they are.
These fucking threads are killing me, I have an average dick but I will never use it because I know I won't be able to make a girl cum on it like she used to cum on Chad's huge cock.
This is gut wrenching, If you don't have a big dick you are literally a subpar man, to put in the same bag as manlets.
>>24473124
I've fucked plenty of sluts and while they have never complained about the sex, they never really bragged about it either. I mean sure she probably would get more pleasure out of a bigger guy, but why would I want a sizequeen whore? I just wanted to get my dick wet and that's exactly what I got. Women will only degrade you and take advantage of you if you let them.
>>24473151
Get fucked nerd
/r9k/ isn't your own personal clubhouse
>>24473195
He's right. You don't belong here.
Head over to /soc/ and post your "big dick" in one of the numerous dick rating threads, normie scum.
>tfw women can easily and relatively safely modify the typical body parts that make them attractive, implants to make tits bigger, ass implants to make ass bigger, labiaplasty to fix roastie
>tfw men are literally only judged by penis size when the clothes come off and it's acceptable to publicly shame and mock small sizes
>tfw dick enlargement surgery can literally ruin your dick if something goes wrong
>tfw it's easier to move a mountain than gain an inch in penis length/girth
i want off this ride
>>24473203
>He's right. You don't belong here.
Keep crying that me and others like me will always be here no matter how much you whine and stomp your feet like a literal child
>>24473195
>>24473225
big-dicked anon here
why are you pretending to be me, dicklet? explain yourself.
>>24473194
How do I get my dick wet if I am not a normie like you?
>>24473217
In the left pic it literally looks like there's a puddle of semen waiting to be unleashed from the bottom chamber.
>>24473248
Her Chad plastic surgeon gave her his superior seed before operating on her snatch
>>24473079
How big is it? I can't fucking post this because it says my comment is not original
>>24473245
If you're referring to not being attractive then find the ugliest, most putrid looking bitch and fuck the living shit out of her. Not only will you learn some things from the sex, if you do it well, this girl will want to fuck you daily. If you're referring to your autismo then just hire a hooker and get it over with. The social stigma on here around losing your virginity is much worse than actually doing it, its a confidence booster knowing someone has fucked you believe it or not.
6 inch and below should just die now and end their suffering.
>>24473312
Even if I had the money, I don't think I would seek out sex without any romance. Knowing I paid for the sex with money would probably destroy me.
>>24473241
Wonderful reading comprehension you have there m8
Let me guess, you're an American
>>24473217
>tfw men are literally only judged by penis size when the clothes come off and it's acceptable to publicly shame and mock small sizes
Hey, man. That's not true!
Men are also judged on plenty of other things when both parties disrobe.
>tfw 7.5 inch long but only 4.5 inch girth
>tfw 6'3 so even the length doesn't look that impressive in contrast to my height
>>24474015
>6'4
>5x4
>so close to making it but so far
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOD DAMN IT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>girls like big cock
Wrong what they like is bbc, not only do 99% of whites have microdicks, even if you manage to be born with a 9 inch it doesnt matter becauee 100% of white boys cum in 10 seconds or less.
When a white girl says she likes big cock, she means bbc. All women cheat on whites with a bbc.
>>24474172
Im gonna assume you are white.
>>24474015
>>24474060
Seems like there's lots of fellow /tall/ bros here. I'm 6'3 or 4" and I almost never see anyone as tall as me on my campus except the occasional athlete. Maybe it's the international factor b/c supposedly Europe is significantly taller than America due to better nutrition.
>>24474060
you actually haven't got it as bad
while my girth is never going to please a real woman my length makes it impossible to go balls deep in my loli onaholes
>>24474172
I didn't want to believe it, but posts like these (even if it is shit posting) make me believe that there is some kinda subtle mind manipulation at work. This and all the sissy threads seem like pretty good evidence that there is a fairly large number of keks on arcanine trying to push their agenda.
Disgusting to say the least.
>>24474190
Yes i am but i am selfaware. I know that only a black bull can satisfy my wife and that white pussy belongs to black cock.
My daughter is 16 and she has beeen forbade to date whites, I have introduced many young black men she can date.
>>24472458
implying these girls are happy and not just filming pornos.
>>24472857
yes, but you're a dude, so no one cares about you. You're here trolling for a bf
>tfw dick would slip out if i tried this position
why even live
>>24473217
Every inch you take off your waist adds a quarter inch to your dick.
Quit being a fat ass, quit the fast food and munchies, lift and get in shape.
>>24475306
>losing fat increases the amount of penile tissue you have
i want this meme to die
im a 5'10/130lb skelly with 4.5 inches. if i lift and make legs bigger it will look even smaller
Yeah well I prefer perky DD with nig nipples and medium areolas.
Still doesn't mean I can't enjoy a flatchest
>tfw around 4"
>changing clothes in my room and mom walks in
>cover myself up quickly but she's seen my dick already
>gives me the most sympathetic look I've ever seen from her and just leaves without saying anything
>she has stopped asking me why I don't talk to girls/get dates
just kill me now f a m
>>24472458
fghisdhonssadf
>>24475874
I'm with you man. Except i stopped giving a damn a couple years back. Life can be good even with our tiny penors amigo
>>24475874
yeah last girl i showed it to was a friend who became interested in me. turns out she got with everyone in the whole group and just moved on to me because she hadn't done me yet. she saw it and told everyone it was the smallest she'd ever seen. that was 10 years ago, never doing anything like that again.
>american culture is world culture
Not everybody is obsessed with sucking cock like you are, faggot. And no, i don't have a small dick, just hate degeneracy.
>>24475841
Except no girls enjoy a small dick you idiot.
>>24476291
A new movement has begun.
>>24472458
Their really is nothing like a girls smile when you slip your big cock in her... u guys will never know this feel
>>24476323
and neither will you
>>24476323
I know. I know what it's like to take a big cock in the ass though.
>>24476352
I'm Vietnamese. Of course I have a gigantic Vietnamese penis.
>lonely fat losers pretending to have big dicks on a malaysian snail-breeding forum
what is this nightmare
>>24475874
This feel hit me hard
>>24472458
I know, I've accepted it and it's another backup reason to not attempt to have sex with any women just in case I get any ideas.
to provide a contrary opinion (grunching, haven't read anything other than OP,) most asian girls seem to be afraid of legitimately big cocks. They know their tiny poons can't handle that shit and they would be broken. I live in asia so this constitutes 98% of females I ever interact with IRL.
feels bretty good knowing my mediocre cock would work just fine with the vast majority of them :)
I'm prison gay (my own prison without walls) and I am the same way. I am a size queen for both cocks and bodies. I only want big bodies and thick and/or long cocks.
I know I can never please a woman so I started being gay.
Now that sex is so easy to acquire, I can be choosy and just openly admit that I want to be power fucked by an ultra cock.
Why would anyone ever want to be tucked by some skinny guy with miniature penis? That's totally undesirable. Who the fuck would put up with that or opt into that?
Small dicked guys just can't do it as well and out of shape guys can't do it as well either. A large man who's out of shape is better than skinny and out of shape. At least he's got that bulk to smash into you and really fuck you up crazy.
I want them to make me roar and convulse. I don't blame women one bit.
Size queenery is honesty.
>>24476670
There's no reason nowadays to settle for unsatisfactory sex. Get that but. Cum. Cum hard.
>>24472458
True.
Dicklets and manlets are both fucked (but only figuratively).
>>24472458
Imagine me and cock
So happy together
>>24475508
>fat deposits in the pubic area magically dont obfuscate the penis they surround
nah mate
youre just genuinely little dicked
sucks tbqh
>tfw gay
>there is zero conjecture about whether or not guys care about dick size
>the answer is always a resounding YES
>8" is considered average to queers
>I'm 6.5"
At least you fucks have a chance to find a girl who will humor you and pander to your average dick. If you're not hung or a muscular god fags won't even look at you.
once you get some big dick never let it go. you'll miss it forever. trust.
>>24473089
>Went from 140kg to 90kg
>Gained one inch
>mfw now have 5 inches
>>24475874
Why did you have an erection while changing your clothes?
>>24477686
youre either ugly, fat, both, or not trying tbqh
im 6" and every fuck/bj ive had has wanted to meet up again. There are size queens to be sure, but there are also guys who like eating shit...just avoid those
>>24474201
6'3 european student here can confirm, like every second person I see is as tall or bigger than me
Here's a self professed size queen
>>24472458
the truth is, you can get away with being a manlet but not with being a dicklet.
i'v talked about this with hundreds of girls and all of them agreed that the bigger the better, including virgin girls who told me they probably wouldn't be able to take all my dick in.
they just want to have their snatch pounded hard and get stretched
>>24477963
No the truth is you can't get away with either.
>>24472690
Oh the number of times ive masturbated to lostunicorn's misato rape collection
>>24472516
her titty hahahahhaha
>>24477837
But why wouldn't she. She's hot and any man on Tinder automatically swipes right to anything 8/10 or above. So they can literally pic from all Tinder users in her area.
Assuming you're gonna meet not more than 2 people a week off the internet, and let's say there are 15 men you'll swipe left or right each day or 100 a week, there is no reason not to pic the best in all desirable qualities.
You also chose the milk package in the supermarked that's least damaged.
The Chad thing is "unfair" but also just natural.
Women dont know what dick size they want. They're god fucking awful with dick sizes and think 6" is 8"
>>24478224
>The Chad thing is "unfair" but also just natural.
Exactly. I fucking hate these delusional retards who fail to understand that the nature of life is darwinistic.
Most men aren't supposed to breed and that probably includes all of us.
>>24474283
>My daughter
stop lying
>>24478319
>the nature of life is darwinistic.
Not human life you dipshit. Sexual selection in humans is dualistic so no strategy is more natural than the other. Pair bonding is as viable as genetic competition depending on the environment.
What we have in current society is a mismatch between genetic competition and a post-hunter gatherer society. That's why there are so many entitlements for women and their spawn.
>>24478559
>What we have in current society is a mismatch between genetic competition and a post-hunter gatherer society.
I know that.
Chad is just superior and that's why he gets laid more. If you and I weren't so weak-willed and pathetic then we would become Chad ourselves.
>>24478679
No you sadsack piece of shit the mismatch supports runaway genetic competition by taking away the consequences for whores' actions.
Men need to vote against women's entitlements.
>tfw big dick and tiny 15 yo gf
living the dream
>>24478862
Reported you, you dumb pedo
>>24478826
>the mismatch supports runaway genetic competition
I know that you dumbfuck.
Still, the guys who get laid the most are legitimately better than the average retard posting on r9k. If these people really wanted to, they could adapt and be the ones getting laid.
>>24478908
He might be Swedish or something.
>>24478908
not even pedo(i just know most of you guys are) i wish she was older desu and have more mature conversations but she's smart and i teach her stuff about buddhism
>>24479019
>15 year old gf
>i swear i am no pedo XD
Turn your self in to the police or kill urself pedo m8
>>24478908
>>24479066
ebin bait xd lelel so epic elmao upboated
>This RPing kek fetishist
>>24479066
Not him, but he's not a paedophile by the technical definition. 15 is legal in lots of places anyway (Including most of Europe), even in the UK if he's not too much older because Romeo and Juliet laws.
>>24479228
It is legal for 15 year olds to have sex with eachother but illegal for adults to have sex with anyone under 18
>>24479322
>It is legal for 15 year olds to have sex with eachother but illegal for adults to have sex with anyone under 18
Where's this the law sorry?
>>24475116
>implying you would ever do try this position
>>24479322
This is incorrect. As long as the person is above the age of consent they can legally have consensual sex with anyone, though if the older person is in a position of authority (teacher, coach, etc.) they can put their job in jeopardy by doing so.
it's not uncommon for Mediterranean mothers to kiss their babies' penises and say, "Grow, grow, grow!"
