>get new job
>work there for a couple months
>get along extremely well with qt coworker
>even our boss says we're the "dynamic duo" and deliberately schedules us together
>come in one day, qt tells me she cried all day because she broke up with her bf
>have a great shift with her after this conversation, finally work up the nerve to ask if she ever wants to hang out
>she says yes and tells me to text her whenever
>this was thursday
>still haven't texted her
how do I girl
>>24471916
"hey lets see a movie/hang out/chill *insert day*"
>>24471916
"Hey whhas good mah nigga?"
if dubs say this and post results.
>>24471916
If you want a gf from scratch, first you have to invent the universe.
Give me her number, and I'll show you fgt.
just send her something like "hey, whats up?
If she tells you what's she's doing, she wants to talk or is at least open to the idea, if you only get one word replies in return or doesnt respond at all, back off.
>>24471940
>>24471949
I was thinking of just saying "Sup gangster, it's Anon, has the universe's plan to destroy you succeeded yet? Or have you evaded its grasp thus far?"
>>24471916
>dating or even just fucking a co-worker
It's like you want to get fired
>>24471967
don't say that, say this >>24471949
>>24471967
trying way to hard
>>24471968
Yeah but we get along SUPER WELL, like uncannily, freakishly well. This isn't hyperbole either, we're like two halves of the same coin. Like from the moment either of us walks in the door to the moment we go home we're 100% in sync and having fun.
Imagine two squirrels hopped up on methamphetamine and chasing each other in an infinite circle. That's how we are at work.
>>24471967
yea...dont say that. Just a simple "u free this day*
>>24471999
>text qt "u free this day"
Great plan anon
>>24472009
>>24471960
Don't ask her to hang out in a question form
Be more dominant like >>24471940
>>24471967
autismstop muting you piece of crap
>>24471967
whatever you do don't ask her to a movie, do something much more casual
>>24472040
Nah go all out. Ask her to accompany you to something like the gym or a trap house. Then she'll know you mean business.
>>24471994
Be casual as fuck if you want to avoid the friend zone.
Text her:
Hey howzit how about that plan we made last week? You still up for gtfo normie
>>24471994
First text her, just say something along the lines of "hey, what's up?".
If you already know her and get along you don't have to some edgy fedora tier shit, unless that is very common of your relationship with her.
Bear in mind if she just broke up with her boyfriend you should not be pushy, I cannot stress this enough. Especially since she is your co-worker and has known you just as a friend up until this point, you have a large chance of being friend-zoned if you don't act cool.
She said she's up for hanging out so just ask her one day when she has time and then suggest to do something casual, just like go somewhere, talk, have a drink.
Don't expect pussy or a kiss yet, considering she just broke up with her boyfriend four days ago.
Overthinking shit makes you needy anon.
>>24472049
>a trap house
A...what?
>>24472067
>>24472072
What if I just asked her if she wants to get high and make art?
We both pot-smoking artists.
>>24472072
By the way, this is actually good advice. Thanks!
>>24471916
Say "hey what's poppin gurll
How ya doin bby,mah dik dot dry gurll why won't you come here suck my dick bitch"
>>24472329
Splendid!
I guess
>>24472113
>We both pot-smoking artists.
In that case ask her if she wants to walk in front of a speeding semi truck with you.
>>24472748
>In that case ask her if she wants to walk in front of a speeding semi truck with you.
Wow how rude.
>>24471916
goddamn retard.
>>24472040
>>24472113
>Nobody mentioning a shitty ceramic painting place
>different from the meme le dinner and movies
>casual atmosphere with other people around so it won't possibly come off as "rapey"
>work on same piece as a cooperative activity, which usually mindfucks people into at least getting along
>get to make fun of each other for being shit tier painters
>let her keep the abomination at the end which sort of counts as a gift without being an autistic formal gift
>gauge reaction to letting her keep it to tell whether or not she wants to hang out again
Literally GOAT tier desu.
>pot-smoking artists
Even better.
>>24472789
>ceramic painting place
That's eerily similar to where we already work, actually.We work at one of those paint-a-crappy-painting-on-canvas places.
>>24471967
>thus
Give up and walk the path of a wizard
>he posts on /r9k/
You already blew it.
>>24471994
Great bro, if you do make her your gf 1. Youre the rebound 2. Youre her second choice. 3. Shes using you for emotional support 4. Unless there has been clear sexual interest tear it off. She has cuddle zoned you.
>>24472905
>if you get a gf you are wrong
/r9k/ in a nutshell
>>24472072
Whats up is retard tier conversation. Its nothing more than a formality, how ru, good u? Is this what you want? You know her best and what you have been doing is working just dont use the word thus ever.
>>24472748
This man knows his shit.
>>24472926
>just dont use the word thus ever.
>>24472926
>how ru,
>good u?
Don't do this if you're over the age of 7, by the way.
>>24472923
Yes i believe women are useless except to fuck. I have a 200 kill count sparked from when my e gf from an anime forum broke up with me, decided to stop being a loser and broke my laptop so that i would have to have manditory social interaction. Then my senior year i fell for some girl and after living with her every day she broke up with me this soarked a different kind of streak because i was desperate for love again so i met with many chicks went on dates and found out how stupid and boring women were, then i began lifting 7 days a week to cope with the rage i feltand resentment towards the gf. Now im bitter, good looking, and ripped making good money but i absolutely detest women after having met 1000s.
>>24472986
This is basically whst small talk consists of. And shitty jokes. If you want to know how a person is actually doing you need to be close with them and understand their specific problems.
>i wanna eat ur pussy
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>haha srry wrong person
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> also jking ^_^
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>but seriously tho wud u b down to fuck?
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>>24471967
My fucking sides.
Do this. Please do this.
>>24471916
>get along extremely well with qt coworker
It's already over. She sees you as a friend.
>>24473014
>If you want to know how a person is actually doing you need to be close with them and understand their specific problems.
>>how ru,
>good u?
>understand their specific problems.
Wow, I think this is the most autistic thing I've read all week.
>>24473029
>meet a person
>get along them
>"It's already over."
Either she wants to be your gf or she doesn't. It doesn't matter what you say, only your intent matters. Just be open about what it is you want and if she wants the same thing, congratulations, get the fuck off my board. If not, you'll probably need to get a different job.
>>24471967
Women don't like questions. Except if she has a thing for low-test twinks.
>>24473040
Spot the nigger
Why do you comment when you cant read? Ask a white person to splain it to you. Or reread it 20 more timesandtry to understand.
>>24473542
Nice freakout kiddo
>>24471967
come on man, what the fuck
>>24471916
Text her " hey show me dat cunny gurl"
>>24474477
Dub dubs confirm.
