you feel like shit about it thats why you come here and look for validation of your scummy behaviour.

is that how it is, jack?

You don't find it gross you're sticking it in the same hole as someone you know?

What's it like getting rimmed?

Are you taller than him?

What's the most degrading thing you've made her do outside of the asslicking?

Have you ever gone down on her, knowing she's had your friend's dick in there recently?

pretty degenerate t.b.h

i'll be sure to book 3 spaces in the ovens for you all

>>24471548
>you feel like shit about it
Nope, it felt pretty good. Just came to share my story with sex starved robots

>>24471551
My penis is both longer and girthier than his by her account, so no.

>>24471558
Feels amazing man, like edging when you fap, but for your asshole.

Yeah I'm 5'11 and he's 5'6

Uh, I've peed on her face once, per her request.

>>24471569
Fuck no. She deep throats me a lot though.

>>24471594
>Just came to share my story with sex starved robots
Then share some greentext man, I need a jerk.

>>24471535
Just makes you a dick m8, any retard can put his dick in a female, doing it to a "friend" behind his back is lousy

>>24471605
>Been fucking behind his back for 2 weeks
>I pick her up from her house and take her back to mine to fuck
>Fucking her deep, have her bent over on my kitchen island
>Hear her phone buzzing
>Rings intermittently for about 45 minutes
>Just ignores it
>Fuck again, and she picks it up while I'm railing her
>The pounding is ld as fuck so I slow down so I dont give it away that shes fucking someone
>She puts it on mute for a second and tells me dont stop, meanwhile bea dude is talking about how he's sorry for freaking out at her parents house(idk)
>Just keep fucking
>He asks what that noise is
>She tells him it's porn and shes horny, and she'll call him back
>He tells her to send a picture and she says ok

She never sent him a picture, was pretty weird. That's the closest ive been to getting caught

>>24471653
The thing with these kind of stories is, if you want to make them interesting, you have to know human behavior a little. Try again when you stop being a complete sperg.

>>24471535
so you're happy being a scumbag that fucks his friend's gf. way to be a prick

>>24471687
What? I simplified it as much as possible dude. What the hell more do you want? We just have sex most of the time man. And fast food, and movies. That's really it

>>24471535
Nice to know that even virgin autists think youre a shit person.

If real, hilarious. I knew a guy whose oneitis fucked two guys shortly after taking a "break" with him. They were both his friends too.

Normalfaggots are shitty people.

Do you creampie her?
Why does she cheat on him?

>>24471710
I doubt we'll be friends in the long run anyway, might as well get the free pussy while I can.

>>24471727
Funny thing is, they've only been together for 8 months, and this dude thinks she's his soulmate HAHAA

>>24471736
I don't use a condom, I pull out and she swallows.
I don't know, I've never asked. Maybe he's too clingy, or shes just a slut who wants to seem like a good girl to her family? Idk. I think its number 2.

>>24471751
Amateur af, if you are under 17 nice. If you are older stfu and keep working Jr, you got a long way to catch up.

>>24471594
Do you refuse to go down on women in general, or just her?

>>24471647
This board is proof that that is not the case.

>>24471535

never trust a bitch who'll eat ass

>>24471948
This desu. Seems pretty obvious when you say it out loud.

>>24471921
In general.
>>24471948
lmao yeah I guess so

Normies fucking over other normies, I have no problem with this. But do not think we will spare you on the day of retribution.

>I shake his hand every time we meet

That's weird, do you have like OCD or something?

>>24472108
He actually initiates the handshake.

Alright I'm out. Peace