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if this thread gets 50 replies i will rap everything said up to that point
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This track goes out to reddit.
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So fuck me in the ass, because I'm a huge faggot
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>>24469155
>>24469170
Shit guys this is hot fire
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op here also vote: nerd voice or psycho voice, first one to vote wins
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I'm a fagbag
With a swaghag
Somebody pass that
Loose lip pussies, I'm never gonna smash that
So I stroke my dick whenever I lay a fat track
My bootyhole is prolapsed, shit turning to hazmat
Lay a fucking diss track
Nigga I'm not that black
I have doodoo crystals festering in my asscrack
I shit on my chest and I cum in my mouth
Rap this motherfucker, It's what it's all about
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>>24469193
nerd voice is funnier.

my lines: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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Fucking roasties off my board ree
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Let me get Bibblical and quote from the book of Methadone.

Rama lama Alabama. Ubi doobi dibi dabby. Amen.
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>>24469239
Giggygogogaga Bitch I need to pee
When you see that I seek the rule of three
It'll be a realm onomatopoeia, fuck this fallacy
I stick my dick and rip off the galaxy
For relaxing me
Shit my fuck and crack me
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These Pepes I be postin'
These Stacies they be roastin'
Of my tendies I be boastin'
And these normies I be toastin'
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I PUT IN WORK AND ITS ALL FOR THE KIDS
BUT THESE CATS DONE FORGOT WHAT WORK IS
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>>24469147
DJ AARON ELLIS
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>>24469305
>not the superior preceding lines
I'VE BEEN DOIN' THIS FOR 19 YEARS
NIGGA WANNA FIGHT ME? FIGHT THESE TEARS.
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>>24469193
you have to rap this post too

also my post
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>>24469305
cuCk my life in pieces

this is my last resort

suffocate me with your rostie cunt

i love to taste his leftovers inside of you

this is not a rap
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I JUST FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD AND THE HUMAN WORMS FEASTING ON IT"S CARCASS
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god loves you and me anon
he loves to watch us suffer
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DANNY BROWN BITCH
TELL ME WHAT YA NEED
I GOT SOME ADDERAL AND FIRE ASS WEED
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OFF MY BOOOOOOOOOARD
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.

Section. 1.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section. 2.

The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. Within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.
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>>24469147
to be or not :P NO NO NO boop beep haha lets do this friends......
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I'm a MtF, and as much as I like validation/attention, I would really like to see these trap/whyaren'tyougayyet threads gone. It's just a bunch of perverts hooking up with each other and nothing new is ever discussed within them. Can we please stop?

I feel like it's only 10 or so singular people at this point making all the same threads over and over again, as if posting "wew why aren't you gay/on HRT yet goyim?" is going to change anyone's sexuality or gender.
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I bust nuts all day mommy cleans dat spray
hitting tendies like yay I'm mad like pepe
juking memes, killing bitches, hate those stace-ays
gone lurking cause my faps done for this day
wish I suicide but they ain't no way
kill me F A M this life be suff'ring
done on the mic with no chance of gf'ing
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>>24469147
Can I send you a beat I made to go with this?
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It must be the rain, saviors haunt him
His pain, deep sleep to dream of puppies dying
Just like the stains on him
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niggers keep being trash

whites keep being cuCks

asians keep being effimanate pussies

mexicans keep making burritos

yuros keep eating shit
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Last night I dreamed I was plugged right in
To a bubblin' hookah so high,
When al of a sudden some Arab jinni
Jump up just a-winkin' his eye.
"I'm here to obey all your wishes," he told me,
As for words I was trying to grope.
"Good buddy," I cried, "you could surely oblige me
By turnin' me on to some dope!"
With a bigfat smile he took ahold of my hand,
And we flew down the sky in a flash,
And the first thing I saw in the land where he took me
Was a whole solid mountain of hash!
All the trees was a-bloomin' with pink 'n' purple pills,
Whur the Romilar River flowed by,
To the magic mushrooms as wild as a rainbow,
So pretty that I wanted to cry.
All the girls come to greet us, so sweet in slow motion,
Morning glories woven into their hair,
Bringin' great big handfuls of snowy cocaine,
All their dope they were eager to share.
Well we dallied for days, just a-ballin' and smokin',
In the flowering Panama Red,
Just piggin' on peyote and nutmeat tea,
And those brownies so kind to your head.
Now I could've passed that good time forever,
And I really was fixing to stay,
But you know that
jinni turned out, t'be a narco man,
And he busted me right whur I lay.
And he took me back, to this cold, cold world,
'N' now m' prison's whurever I be...
And I dream of the days back in Doperland
And I wonder, will I ever go free?
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My Little Pony is an entertainment franchise developed by Hasbro which is marketed primarily to girls. It started as a line of plastic pony toys developed by Bonnie Zacherle, Charles Muenchinger and Steve D'Aguanno which have been produced since 1983. The ponies feature colorful bodies, manes and a unique symbol on one or both sides of their flanks. These are referred to in the two most recent incarnations as "cutie marks." My Little Pony has been revamped at least four times with new and more modern looks to appeal to a new market.

Following the original My Pretty Pony toy, introduced in 1981, My Little Pony was launched in 1983 and the line became popular during the 1980s. The original toy line ran from 1983 to 1995 (1992 in the US), and inspired animated specials, an animated feature-length film, and four animated television series.

The brand's sales increased many times over with the introduction of the fourth incarnation of the franchise, which started with the success of the 2010 animated television series. The brand grossed one billion USD in retail sales in 2014[1][2] and 650 million USD in retail sales in 2013My Little Pony is an entertainment franchise developed by Hasbro which is marketed primarily to girls. It started as a line of plastic pony toys developed by Bonnie Zacherle, Charles Muenchinger and Steve D'Aguanno which have been produced since 1983. The ponies feature colorful bodies, manes and a unique symbol on one or both sides of their flanks. These are referred to in the two most recent incarnations as "cutie marks." My Little Pony has been revamped at least four times with new and more modern looks to appeal to a new market.

Following the original My Pretty Pony toy, introduced in 1981, My Little Pony was launched in 1983 and the line became popular during the 1980s. The original toy line ran from 1983 to 1995 (1992 in the US), and inspired animated specials, an animated feature-length film, and four animated television series.
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Holy shit Im trying to put in something really cool but this fucking thing comes up
Honestly fuck this rule it just randomly appears and its fucking annoying can the people of 4chan please fucking get rid of it?
I dont get it on s4s or any other board just this sausage fest
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>>24469463
Wait im fucking retarded I meant to include this picture but I forgot about it after I wrote all of my post shit
But uh yeah fuck THIS error its god damn annoying
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>>24469147
Ketamine Ketamine, DMT's got the best of me.

Dextro Dextro, MXE cant handle me

PCP PCP, Dissociation envys me
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>>24469400
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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FUCK MY BOI PUSSY
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B
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how many shells could a sea shell see if a sea shell could see shells
sea shells sea shells by the sea shore
fraulen mariendorf
reinhardo von lohengramme
mein kaiser
tei tokku
vspominai menja v ritme sinei nochi sredi belogo dnya dumai ob on mne
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Adenosine triphosphate (ATP) is a nucleoside triphosphate used in cells as a coenzyme often called the "molecular unit of currency" of intracellular energy transfer.[1]

ATP transports chemical energy within cells for metabolism. It is one of the end products of photophosphorylation, cellular respiration, and fermentation and used by enzymes and structural proteins in many cellular processes, including biosynthetic reactions, motility, and cell division.[2] One molecule of ATP contains three phosphate groups, and it is produced by a wide variety of enzymes, including ATP synthase, from adenosine diphosphate (ADP) or adenosine monophosphate (AMP) and various phosphate group donors. Substrate-level phosphorylation, oxidative phosphorylation in cellular respiration, and photophosphorylation in photosynthesis are three major mechanisms of ATP biosynthesis.
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>>24469480
I'm a weeb and my favorite game is persona 3
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>>24469147

A world without love? Please wake me up.
Shut your whore mouth, Chad. I'll cut you up!

I'm sorry I'm not good at this
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You know I got two states of mind - stoned and asleep
First I hit the sweet leaf, and then I have nice dreams
When I get up I wake and bake, take a piss and shake
My clock's stopped at 4:20, what you want me to say?
I stay blazed all day, no matter where I'm creeping
Hot boxing on your block, and at the spot on the weekends
You'll see smoke risin', Just who could it be?
It's my rhyme and crime partner, D. dash L. O. C
Yeah that be me born and raised in the suburbs
Faded off the bud smoke blowing it at you nerds
Thanks Johnny Richter for your nice little hand off
I got some purple kush, did you bring the sand box?
Let's grind some bud so we can make a little keef
Spice up the leaf before we smoke the tree
Everybody in the scene knows we blow the most doja That's why they label us the Kottonmouth soldiers
You'll catch me at the Smoke-Out smoked out, dropping drinks
Having a blast, not giving a fuck, doing my thing
Blowing rings through the crowd, being loud and obnoxious
Now the shots I did with Pak got me feeling kind of nauseous
But I played it cool and pulled a few snaps
Big fat packed bowls, and had a chicken Caesar wrap
Dipping through the whole place, no where else I'd rather be
Then smokin' weed with my peeps, now I pass it to D

[Verse 4: D-Loc]
24-7, everyday, every minute, everybody every stoner grab your bud keep composure beer drinkers
Pill poppers, acid heads and freaks
All the creatures in the street heroin addicts and geeks
Kottonmouth Kings signed a one way contract to see the world and smoke the killer chronic
D-Loc said it, so don't you forget it
It's four (four), two, O and I blow indo

[Hook x2]

[Verse 5: Johnny Richter]
Now you might see me on a mission searching for double-vision
And I ain't no mathematician, more like a stoney musician
But I get a little help from my friends when in need
Hit the bubble, fuck, double, now I'm seeing in three's
4-5-6, double dash is D
I'm always drinking beer and I'm always smoking weed
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>>24469147
IIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEE YOUUUUU JESUS CHRIST

somehow this post was not original
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>>24469378
You.
I fucking love you.
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I'm a faggot and I suck dicks
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The fatter the sack the badder the rhymes.
Any motherfucker wanna rip some of mine?
Gotta get up on a level where the universe shine.
All the way to Mars and I mean it this time.
Intergalactic the chronic on a platter
Cinematric I'm running up a ladder.
Smoking atomic like it'll matter.
Give me that bong let me show you the function.
It won't take long till the floors are jumpin'
The blood is pumping, the beats are still bumping.
Anybody wanna have a herb alunchin'?
Bring a bong and your bud and a good witness.
Rip for rip we're doing marijuana fitness.
Drop for drop we're gonna bubble that hash,
double up on the high where the party at?
Flip the hat flip the bird,
Hits of the bat, matter of fact we're setting records for sacks.
Like we saw linebackers all for a tat.
So who wanna blame us,
Who wanna say for being insane in our brain.
Propped out places, face said to stun.
So when your stun your done.
Stay to long son you might go blind.
Smoking weed you'll find, on your mind is some grinds.
And this is what you do when it's 4-20 time.
Many many many many blasts gotta a little crack around the block,
when the block stays hot.
Stack a chips in yo sock.
Rubber band man rip around with a knot.
Blowin' smoke rings because I puff a lot.
I make shit pop in the parking lot.
L.P. hits shots just for fun, we cut the crop we hit the block.
We hit the block with pounds of pot.
Bout' as strange as private stock
You think you know the goods, we got top shelf.
Come take a pop.
Whatcha think all the pipes was for vaporizers, bongs galore.
Pounds and pounds of grade A dank.
God is great, gotta give thanks.
I smoke this shit I puff it tough.
I got the chronic in my lungs.
Break a stump my toke of death.
Hold it in there's nothing left.
Toke all day, my chest on fire.
Buds all night we get no higher.
Light the dank and pass the lighter.
Smoke this bomb it makes you higher.
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tittybird please take me back, I still love you
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A host for the roast of the roasties tryna boast
The Robot cryin', he grabs his 9 and
Turns the sluts and Chads into toast
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awoo desu
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*pause*

now, on a more serious note, let's all take a moment right here to admire our african gods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0

their strength most aptly demonstrated by the size of their phallus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0

meaty, dark, I mean real dark, coal black, healthy strong, full of soul, every white man must do his part and suck that part as recompense for 400 years of slavery of imperialism

I'm going to say it, I love big black dicks, I love swallowing rich african semen and allowing me the honor of ingesting a part of this beautiful wonderful wonderful people so at least a part of me isn't a pasty flabby autistic little white boy, I will suck while they're still nutting, unless they wish to use their nut to breed my wife a genetically superior mixed race obamababy that isn't mine but I will become the designated father of and raise as my own anyway, of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0
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And I'll end this by admitting that I the OP,
Was always the fag
godspeed
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How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
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>>24469147
Lanklets
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*drops mic*

i'm here all night reddit!
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Walk in the club strappin no tomatoes
gettin jiggy n shit wit my homie Tatoe
then i pull out my dick, call it black tomatoe
fuck a couple of bitches, call them GRAPE TOMATOES

I rep for my homies in the six and nine
so when we poppin shit, we snap pics and spines
cause these fuccboi bitches ain't homIes of mine
SO WHEN IT'S TIME TO CRIME I LAY EM DOWN WITH THE NINE
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If Op doesn't deliver, I want permabanned please.
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50 replies. YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OP
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op here, gimmie a sec
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better not half ass it by doing a one take improvised reading. better put a few hours into this and properly rap it.
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>>24469697
ops really gotten himself into a jam here no way he's doing it legit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf1lLBzYm40
OP can you please use this as the beat to rap on
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>>24469736
Seconded, pIease do this OP
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>>24469736
op please
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>>24469736
Thirded
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>>24469736
yep this
i'll save this page
if op lets us down i may try to record it tomorrow
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part 1 http://vocaroo.com/i/s04otuLNTIQv
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>>24469822
ah so bad
can >>24469812 please try now
I seriously hope that this wasnt OP because this was the worst delivery ever
You stink!
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>>24469822
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04otuLNTIQv
shame about the quality points for the blackness
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>>24469822
holy shit, the ree lmao
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part 2, this is all i got in me im afraid
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gupkXYWlrh
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>>24469255
>Ubi doobi dibi dabby.

This is good
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>>24469995
Hear it in all it's splendor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcr-9He5V8A&t=5m53s
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