Red flags for girls
>she's actually interested in me
>she's a girlbeep
>she's my oneitis
>she is a liberal art major
>she likes anime
>she is a gamer
>she can't cook
>she has many guy friends
>>24467752
That's how I operate, actually.
No sane person could possibly fall for me. Thus, only insane people fall for me.
Never stick your dick in crazy. Thus, I can't be in a relationship.
q.e.d.
>>24467786
Fuck of fag, this is a self-pity thread.
>she says she's an otaku
>she has dyed hair
>>24467786
Do you call yourself a gamer? This is a red flag for me personally. I don't care if people play games, I just become deeply disturbed when they refer to themselves or others as gamers.
here's mine for girls (i am a girl and these are girls i avoid)
>a teenager who is not related to me
>has had any kind of abortion (not pro life, just think you have to be pretty fucking retarded to get pregnant accidentally in the first place)
>discusses her sex life aloud
>carries vodka in her purse
>has been raped outside of childhood (you gotta be pretty retarded to get yourself raped after childhood)
>likes elfen lied
>she can't ride a cock very well
>her hair color isn't natural
you're dead and buried in my book.
>/R9k/ doesn't like autist special snowflakes.
Youd thing you guys would go for whatever you can get.
Oh well at least I know mine is safe from you.
>she doesn't have aa smelly penis
>she doesn't have a vulgar mouth
>>24467752
>She calls me attractive
>Says I was good in bed
>Is nice to me
>she wants to spend time with me
>she doesn't mind my autism>she loves me
>>24467914
I don't care unless they proclaim themselves AUTHENTIC GAMERS and get autistic about any trends in gaming they dislike. Had an argument with some 200 year old fag last night who was complaining about some action-RTS/MOBA pedantic definition bullshit nobody cares about until I realized it was hopeless.
>she's a socialist or a communist
>>24467752
>she's good at giving head
>she's good at having sex
>she's an innie
>she's a feminist
>she likes anime>she has a dick
>>24469548
This usually also makes them a feminist.
>likes horses and want's one
