Does /r9k/ eat pussy?
>>24467446
how can we eat pussy if we cant get any
>>24467446
something something salty milk coins
Most girls don't enjoy it as much as passionately making out / general foreplay then sex. I love it, but always eating pussy or eating ass is mostly a black twitter meme.
you know i would but i'm a kissless handholdless hugless virgin
>>24467446
pretty well when im drunk. nom nom nom
Why would I stick my mouth where another man's dick has been?
Well there was this tumblr tier chick i had like a fling thing with freshman year of college (when i was at least a little normie) and like the 4 times we had the sex she blew me and then one time she wanted me to eat her out
it's not great
you ever accidentally drink piss?
you know that super salty taste?
It tastes like that
like the PH is really fucking salty
leaves this really bad taste in your mouth for the whole day even after brushing your teeth
>>24467446
I would like to eat some girl out, but I have no friends.
>>24467516
Do you not kiss girls either? Other men have stuck their tongues in that mouth.
>tfw if I ever do get a gf we aren't doing oral or anal
I'm weird
like groceries, senpai. like groceries.
I tried it but my gf's pussy tasted gross. I'd like to try it again, but I don't wanna tell her to clean it because her pussy tastes like fish.
no its disgusting
>>24467568
No, I don't kiss girls either.
>>24467446
if they don't eat pussy, then why any bjs?
>>24467537
thx for the insight bro
>>24467616
When was the last time you kissed your mum?
Cos I know for a fact you've tasted my dick.
https://youtu.be/7g34hcsHAqU
Yes, once.My sister when she was blackout drunk last year. I washed her pussy beforehand and it was a pleasant experience.
>>24467744
That's really gross.
She doesn't remember anything about it?
>>24467668
I haven't even hugged my mom since I was 7.
>>24467744
storytime anon
tell us everything
Eating pussy is the best, if the girl didn't like it it's because you're bad at it.
You eat her out
Meanwhile, Chad cums on her snout.
Signed,
Chadwick
Alphas don't eat pussy
>>24468133
worst meme ever. srs
>>24467446
>29
>dated 5 girls for more than a year with flings and short relationships in between
>eaten all kinds of pussy
>get with new GF
>going through foreplay first time
>start slowly heading toward her cunt
>she grabs my head and pulls me back up
>ask her about it later
>"i like you, and I know it's gross down there. Just don't worry about it."
She's a keeper
are you supposed to flick her clit with her tongue or just the outer labia area that covers the clit?
>>24467446
>tfw I'm a mouth slut for roasties
>>24468234
lel. with my tongue*
>>24468234
>flick her clit with her tongue
What did you do to her
I've only touched it.
>>24468261
nothing she's fine i promise.
>>24467446
I'm shit at eating pussy. No girl has ever came from it by me, and it ruins any chance of a further relationship. We live in a ridiculous day in age where the woman needs to get off too.
>>24468234
I wouldn't say flick it as kind of try to push the clit around with your tongue quickly. But you will find some girls need you to be very gentle while other girls need you to just go as fast as you can possibly go.
>>24468234
Depends on the girl desu. Some like direct stimulation, for others it's too much. There's no one right way to do it, so pay attention to your partner's reactions and work accordingly.
the only girl I've ever eaten out wanted me to bite her pussy. hard. bitch was crazy. she was a good fuck though.
>>24468289
ya this one girl made my jaw hurt but i had to keep going because she was moaning like crazy.
other chicks are super sensitive down there and prefer just to take the dick asap.
>>24468296
ya i start by licking her licks/labia and try to find her clit with my tongue its fun.
69's are the best. its like a competition where u try to give each other the most pleasure via oral.
then u fuck
>>24467568
you say this as if it's not fucking disgusting.
i hope this answers your question as to whether i eat pussy or not.
Pretty sure I'm allergic to cunts. First time I had sex I broke out in a rash that lasted for months around my groin area. No way in hell do I want that all over my face
this is why u want a man with a strong immune system. men saying "i dont eat pussy" are in fact, pussies.
>>24468396
m8, sorry to tell you but....
>>24467446
Only to the girl I lost my virginity too.
She's still the best woman ik, and I would do anything for her.
Besides her, never with any girl I've been with.
Vaginas are gross as fuck.
I barely like looking at them.
>talking with female roommate about sex stuff
>do you eat pussy, anon
>fuck no, that's gross
>REEEEEEEEL MEN EAT PUSSY
>roastieplz.jpg
>>24467446
I only eat boipussy.
>mfw I have a friend who regularly eats out one night stands and tinder whores
WHY.jpg
I only eat out chicks I'm in a relationship with. Even FWBs I don't do oral. Fuck that.
>>24468417
Lol yeah.. not too keen on eating out pussy that's been fucked and cummed in by numerous Chads.
Signed,
Chadwick
Hell yeah.
Last few years my fiancee has been loving it. Only way she gets off now, so quick.
My fuck buddy (older red head) I enjoy doing it to much more. A more sweet taste and I love the way she moves her hips. My favorite position is me on my knees eating her out while I grab her ass and pull it towards me.
>>24468697
>tfw oral submissive manwhore
>tfw the agony of having to do all these little checks and tests to tell if a girl is a whore when I hook up with her
>tfw wanting to go down on her constantly but having to play it cool until I'm sure she didn't take 13 wangs in there that week
Such a fucking hassle
The one nice thing about having a girlfriend is that you can reasonably trust the broad to be non-keky with the facefucky.
Once in a while I get a lesbian FWB and it's just nonstop though. I love lesbians. They don't let men put their dirty awful penises in there. Lesbians are just great.
First time I did it, it was in darkness and I had no idea what I was licking and I got a limp dick.
The girl got insecure and was questioning why I got limp.
>>24467462
This, I mean I would.
>centipede in a captcha
IT'S LEARNING
>>24467568
And their dicks too.
But you shouldn't lie to yourself and claim that the notion isn't disgusting. That's why most men don't consider sluts girlfriend material. It's an unattractive quality and thinking about how many dicks and how much cum has been in various parts of your girlfriend isn't pleasant.
>>24468362
Girls give shittier head when 69, its an odd angle
Women suck at everything
>>24470391
no? get a better dick
if you don't eat pussy but still expect head you're weak and natural selection is coming for you.
>>24470509
sucking a glorious stiff dick is way better than licking up the discharge of a yeast infected roastie that continuously bleeds.
>>24470509
s-somtimes i dont even get to eat her out, they just straight up wanna fuck after using their mouth over my body.
>>24470391
Try having a dick that curves upwards then, straight dick
>>24470570
you mean soft flop dick.
laughinghardcurveddickbros.webm
i licked my gf's unwashed pussy and even asshole and its a huge turn on for me, like, my dick gets solid as rock from that, it drives me crazy, like an animal or something. When you're really horny, nothing is gross .
>>24470541
not all dicks are glorious and stiff. also dont eat out grils with yeast infections or on their period. ew.
>>24470550
she's basic
>>24467537
>you ever accidentally drink piss?
h-how do you accidentally drink piss
i dont like any kind of sex
I haven't eaten pussy in 3 years.
Damn do I miss eating pussy.
>>24470661
>taking a bath
>play with the dong
>hm i have to pee
>what if i just pee here
>what if i pee upwards
>haha this is a pee fountain
>oh shit the pressure is gone
>hm so this is how my pee tastes
nothing horrible
>>24468288
Why do you think toys exist desu?
I've eaten pussy once. It was pretty fun, girls are a lot more responsive than guys. I got this weird fucking mouth infection afterwards though. Called it curry mouth b/c the girl was Indian.
Love it when my bf eats me out though. I don't really get off from it, but it feels really nice and primes everything for the rest of the experience. Found out a while back that I can squirt, and that was only because he ate me out for a significant amount of time, so I got really wet and then he was able to just viciously finger bang me.
Yeah, eating pussy is good. Do it, and do it well pls
Pic is of curry mouth. Had to go on IV antibiotics, mouth broke out in cankersores, had to use this mouth wash prescribed to cancer patients to numb the pain of mouth sores. Not sure if it was from her, but I'm blaming her for it.
As long as it was clean and doesn't taste like fish, yeah. I will. and I will enjoy it. desu. family.
>>24467446
It looks so fun. Fuck.
>>24467446
My neck my back
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7o-qV5OdGA
Nope and i never will :^)
Just how fucking beta do you have to be
Do you let her peg you too?
>>24471805
I would right after I eeat her out
hope she unlocks me from my chastity cage too
>>24467744
>not enjoying the sweaty stink
unless your sister has some stank ass fungus
>>24467516
You lick the clit, you dont stick it inside you virgin faggot
>>24467446
yeah on occasion
I enjoy eating my gf out. I enjoy the taste and scent of her pussy. But even more, I love her reactions: the way she arches her back, covers her mouth with her hands to stifle her moans and the way her hips shudder when I push her over the edge to climax; it drives me wild.
>>24468133
there is nothing more alpha than wearing pussy cologne on your face all day.
>>24468214
she is a fucking keeper, but you better find out if shes got herpes or some warts or something. there is a reason she doesnt want you down there.
>>24467446
It's the base of my food pyramid.
>>24473276
motherfucker, there is more to eating pussy than licking the clit. you suck, lick, and massage the clit. you suck the labia majora, lick the groin and inner thigh. suck her legs, and stick your tongue in her vagina, and go from bottom to top with your whole tongue spreading her lips. lap it up good.
>>24467446
Of course. I fucking love it.
>>24467621
Some girls like giving but not receiving.
>>24470954
GTFO of my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I've had sex with 30+ females but my mouth is honestly still a virgin
ama
>>24473453
my girl likes recieving, but not so much voluntary giving. I have to practically ask for anything i want. and she just ASSUMES that i should know everything she wants. girls are easy, but they're also dumb. next time i put my dick in her face, and she says "do you want a blowjob?" im gonna tell her what she tells me, "i shouldnt have to ask". that should shut her up quick.
>>24473472
>30 prostitutes
fixd
>>24473276
I, for one, make it part of it.
I also like eating ass, but it depends on the girl, of course. Skinnier is better.
I used to frequently 69 with the weirdo girl from down the street. Other than her no. the other girls i've fooled around with weren't into it at all, in fact they downright didn't want oral. I just thought I'd return the favor from getting blown.
>>24473528
nah m8 i've never payed for pussy
like 25 of those girls were from ages 16-19
high school was fun
>>24467446
I did last night
>>24473555
Nice trips. There are some women who genuinely don't like it. Many others are afraid that their guy might be disgusted by the smell and taste. It's got a lot to do with upbringing and past experiences.
>>24467593
tell her to clean it. Don't be rude about it, just say, i want to eat you out, could you make sure your vagina is fresh?
Same way how you keep your junk clean when you know youre gonna receive oral.
My ex-gf claimed to dislike getting oral. I asked her to try it with me just once, and after she agreed she changed her mind and wanted it all the time. I also got her to stop shaving and to not shower before we met up. The smell was the main appeal for me.
>>24473759
My girlfriend refuses to let her hair grow! im so upset. i asked her a couple times about it, but she just wont have it anything but shaven. I tell her i dont go to the dentist enough, so i need to start flossing, and she laughs but shows no interest in letting me run my fingers through her bush. And i had her stay at my house for 3 days straight last week, and we didnt shower for the entire time. by the third day, she smelled so "bad" that i actually took a deep breath inhaling when i went down on her, and she said "really? really, you're sniffing it?" and i just said "yup", and continue nomming. im warming her up to not bathing every day.
It seems gross to me to actually do, but I like watching porn where two girls eat each other out
I'm not a kek, so no, I don't.
>>24473916
>It seems gross to me to actually do,
Why would you think it is gross? It isn't at all. As long as it's not some stank ass hoe.
It's not like I am getting any offers, but nothing in the world could make me want to eat roastie.
YUCK.
>>24473937
>>24474042
What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you feel attracted towards women?
>>24467493
Lmao everyone look at this guy who has never pleased a woman sexually
>>24474106
What kind of dumbass rationale is this?
>>24474152
Well, nothing is more feminine than a girl's vulva. The smell and taste should turn you on if you are straight, that is.
No, but I suck dick :D
>>24467446
kek when lots of these posts think it would be gross but they are perfectly fine expecting a woman to suck their dick..
>>24474205
no, that's gross as hell. roastie munchers get out.
>>24467446
My friend still calls me occasionally saying I'm the best at oral. And she's been in a few long term relationships. My first girlfriend made me eat her out every single time we were alone freshman year of high school. After like 30 awkward times, I got better, and after i hit like 200 or 300 i just knew. Now I can make a girl cum with ease, and I love going down. Thanks ex :^).
My gf wants me to learn how to eat her out.
I was a virgin before I met her and have no idea what to do. Are there any good guides on how to do it? I tried once but I couldn't really figure out what to do with the clitoris.
>>24474494
check out the nina hartley video on how to eat a girl out
I wish I could eat another girl out, but I'm a hopeless autistic virgin that girls avoid. At least I eat mai waifu's pussy in my fantasies.
>>24468234
Just orbit her clit like you do in real life
>>24474488
Teach me, anon
>>24473665
>payed
Absolute retard
>>24474620
If you're masturbating to the thought of eating your waifus pussy let me tell you something, eating out a real girl won't give you the same feeling. Thats speaking from experience as a fellow fembot. Then again if you're more interested in actually eating out a girl, go for it watching her squirm in pleasure has its own rewards.
>>24475057
>eating out a real girl won't give you the same feeling
Wh-why?
