That's it im buying a hooker tonight.
4 years havent seen a girl naked.
Wagekek 30,000 paper pusher.
26 y.o.
live alone, she's coming.
>>24466584
This is her apparently Desu
>>24466591
why woiuld you do that to yourself?
>>24466584
>claims to be friends with benefits
>puts dollar signs as S
she probably wants your money and thus is a prostitute
i wonder why girls dont just say this, do they feel disgusted if they do?
>>24466658
she looks ok from the back
>>24466695
So they can claim ignorance if they get contacted by undercover, im assuming.
>>24466803
hookers are illegal where OP lives?
>>24466591
Nice.
Make sure to wear condor. Have fun, Op.
>>24466695
because its illegal you idiot
make sure you report back OP
>>24466695
he said he was paying for a hooker, are you fucking dense?
>>24466584
Do not give her all the money upfront. Give her half. If you pay for an hour say straight up hey I just wanna make sure I get my full hour. You will come super quick.
You have the other half of the money, you get the full hour, have her blow you till you get it up again and really get your moneys worth. Pay her and ask her about maybe seeing her again next week etc. Congrats OP you now have an official provider.
>>24466584
I haven't fucked anyone buy my gf for the last ten months, I almost got a hooker tonight for the lulz. I jerked off and got over it, I really don't want to cheat but this shit is hard
>>24466695
Nice detective skills, genius.
>>24466695
Are you autistic or just retarded?
>>24466937
I feel you bro. Been living with mine since July. Before she lived 5 hrs away. I use to all the time. Felt like a king with that kind of variety. It's cool having here though and she's real chill. She lets me go to the local bar at nights (most nights its dudes like me who get tired of staying at home all the time) and yeah I chat chicks up and could get it done. I have a good thing but you can't deny that animal instinct to just go fuck some strange every now and then.
>>24466992
Neither, I have down syndrome
>>24467004
All her friends are jealous as fuck of ne because I have more money and their boyfriends are shitheads. Her friends are all physically hotter, but she is fucking awesome. I cannot get over wanting to fuck her friends though, so I was looking for a hooker that has a similar body type as one of her friends. I got over it. Glad I didn't do it.
>>24466591
Pretty thick. 4/10 still fug anyway.
>>24467036
>Are you retarded?
>No I have down syndrome
Goddamn, I love 4chan.
>>24466591
Phat ass, would plow.
>>24467058
Stay the course bro, been dropping swinger type hints to my chick and so far she's been receptive. We also been together for 3 years almost now. If you have history, make it more about something the two of you are doing together, she might think its her idea to bring her friends in or hookup with another couple etc. Just gotta be chill with it.
>>24466852
Prostitution is illegal is most states.
Escort's arent, which is basically paying someone for their time, sex isn't necessarily part of the deal.
>>24466913
I will,we're meeting on a back road
