Oh, it's monday! Didn't notice.
KILL YOURSELF I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS
>>24466127
No problems, have a nice day
>>24466127
don't strain yourself wagie, need to save that energy for work today
>>24466127
Wagekek tears are the most powerful substance known to man. They can be used to sustain an entire village.
>>24466098
I ain't even mad. I'll get Thursday and Friday off, paid.
>>24466164
That sure is an useful advice. Mondays are damn rough. Doesn't get much easier after monday, 4 days still left to go.
>>24466162
>>24466164
>>24466192
NEETs are so delusional. It makes me laugh
>>24466098
im off on monday
>>24466098
Off work, enjoying brew. Fuck yo prepackaged tendies
>>24466245
>>24466261
We could just cut the middleman and you can give me my money right now.
that's an excellent idea
>>24466434
The NEETs will prevail, and we shall liberate the poor, downtrodden wageslaves. We often make fun of our little brothers, but they are mostly harmless.
We must put a stop to the Master of Capital menace.
>>24466321
how about you kill yourself, welfarecuk
>tfw military
>worked Saturday
>tfw if I deploy that means 24/7 work
Wish I could go back but I actually enjoy work most days.
>>24466595
God, this image is fucking beautiful.
The artist must have an in-depth understanding of the human condition. On the left is someone who has accepted the depraved 'left-hand path' of life, living only for mindless vice and consumerism, as is typical of wageslaves. While he may have had the luxury to afford pants, a shirt, socks and shoes, the frustration of his own materialism has consumed his very soul.
On the other side, you have an individual who has accepted a pure 'right hand path' approach towards life, the NEET. The NEET who has rid his life of vice indulgence and effectively turned his back on the cycle of pain (work) and pleasure (materialism).
In a last ditch effort, the NEET extends his hand towards the wageslave, as if to say 'it's not too late, to come back home.'
Brings tears to my eyes. NEETs are truly the heroes of our time, and to the NEETs reading this and especially to the individual who made this image, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.
>>24466734
The wageslaves are virtually unable to grasp a life outside of work and mindless self-indulgence. We must teach them the way, and that is through mindful words and actions.
This>>24466612 wageslave is lost in his own unique cycle of wageslavery. We must extend a hand to all our brothers and sisters.
I remember when I was a wagekek, I actually convinced myself that I liked work!
It's sad that some people tell themselves lies to justify their lifestyle instead of recognizing the truth.
>>24467047
It's typically for normalfag reasons
>hurr i like being a wagekuk because i socialize
>i like forcing myself awake and enduring sleep deprivation because that's life for ya!
>muh contribushits
Blithering normalfag nonsense.
>>24466734
>not taking the left hand path
You will be devoured by the Horns
>>24467263
Bug off wagekek devil, I'm not falling for your tricks.
>>24466098
watching tv snorting china white don't have to be up till 6pm monday
>be NEET
>see these threads
>feel bad
We are a private and secluded people. Baiting wagekeks is pretty much the opposite of what an actual NEET does.
>>24466098
normie facebook meme/10
saged, normalslime nobody cares about your shit normie humor any more
>I'm happy and fulfilled
you do not belong here you are a normie
>>24466098
At least it's snowing :3
>>24466657
What's a typical day like?
i work for tips
cry harder wage keks
>Not being a bartender
>he's a NEET in 2015
ppfffffffHAHAHAHAHA
its like you dont realize that the ultimate fulfillment lies in creating connections with other human beings! we are all going to the same place. Nothing you do in life matters in the end, including sitting on your ass watching anime. Forming a relationship, sexual or not, represents something that transcends the physical. To find a kindred spirit, someone who trusts you just as much as they trust themselves is truly fulfilling. This is why the rich with false friends are depressed, why breakups cause suicides, why NEETs are pathetically sad. Now get to work and socialize around that water cooler. posting meme frogs on the internet and going out of your way to avoid interaction is doing the exact opposite of what you should be.
>>24466205
Nice you worked through the weekend when even wagekeks got their days off.
>>24468191
gosh, the delusions this slave is spouting are insulting to any intelligent design.
>>24467898
I believe you're in the wrong thread
>Not delivering pizzas part time while shitposting wagekeks
>>24468191
>Appealing to emotion
>all this hippy bullshit
>'kindred spirit'
Fuck off normalfag slave.
>>24468191
>ppfffffffHAHAHAHAHA
jesus christ, are you 14?
>>24468212
Ummm your name
>implying neets could survive without "wage slaves
> implying neets are anything but leeches on humanity's testicles
>mfw I'm starting a part time job at McCukcolds this week
>too poor and not autistic enough to live a neet life
>
>>24468854
I can honestly say that working at Mcdonalds was one of the worst experiences of my life. Good luck, anon.
>>24468212
No, I mean this upcoming Thursday and Friday for Thanksgiving. So, 4 day weekend, two days paid.
>>24468886
The one I'm going to isn't even that bad to be honest.
It's a small town place... (no minorities) so it's pretty clean and I've only rarely gotten the shits from it.
>>24466205
I get paid thursday and im going to london on friday im with you here led
Looks like someone's got a case of the mondays!!
>>24469612
i just realised the words on the side of the image, and i have to say that its a really nice job.
>>24470705
NEETs are very creative people. They have been supplying /r9k/ with endless high quality OC since the robot was brought back.
Actually jokes on you it's my uni holidays
I have 2 months of literally nothing to do, staying up till 3, sleeping till noon, just watching tv shows, playing games all day, rinse repeat
>>24466098
Thisis the best day of the week.
>>24468854
just act aut, you browse this site, especially this board
you can go to any of your local psychiatri$t and get him to declare you a sperg
just google asperger's syndromes, and say you have all of them
>>24466205
>have to work 11-8 on Thursday and Friday
>Walmart
kill me please
>>24466098
Oh, are you at that point where you no longer have any connection to society? That gets kind of rough. Good luck peps.
Goodbye Sunday
>>24466098
FUCK YOU I HATE THAT I HAVE TO WORK THIS WEEK IT'S THANKSGIVING FFS
>>24466098
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating, smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster
1/3 Americans die of cancer you know?
How do I become neet as a single, white, short male? I mean I have not been diagnosed with anything, but I self diagnosed myself with autism and I can barely socialize without almost shitting myself.
>tfw hungover monday
A special kind of wagekek hell
>>24466098
You didn't notice? The gym was closed yesterday, it was rest day. My mom made turkey and stuffing. Of course it's Monday, time to get up and go work out.
>>24472487
ur mom jumped the gun broski
>mfw I requested the whole week off for Thanksgiving.
Feels good tbqh family
>>24472601
same
comfy as fug
>>24466734
the NEET really did take the right hand path if you get what I mean
Had forgotten that twd came out today.
>>24472601
>mfw teacher
>mfw school's out all week
>mfw paid week-long vacation
>mfw wagies will never know the glories of salary pay
>>24472038
you can get ssd for having aspergers??
suddenly i think i may be catching a case of it...
>>24466098
>go to subway
>ask for a sub of the day
>qt at the counter starts making an italian BMT
>............ what day is it?
I hate losing track of time like this
