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Ladies, post up your biggest red flag names for guys.

>Randall
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>>24464668
I've never seen my name in these threads, they just say it sounds like a type of car.
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Any black name.

Any.
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Some boring common name like john, mike, chris bob etc
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Keith
Brandon
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The only names I like are Jack, Benjamin, Theodore, Lucas, Slavoj Zizek, Michael, Klaus, Keifer and Alexander.

The rest of you can fuck off.
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Can any girls give their opinions on the name Mark?

Always wondered what people thought of my name.
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>>24465244

It's pretty generic. I've known both normie and robot Marks
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>>24465244
Pretty boring, hopefully you yourself can make that name.
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>>24465223
Slavoj Zizek seems kind of specific.
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What is the consensus on "Will"
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>>24465340

Chad name. Sorry man

Reeeeee
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>>24465076
Konda?
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Opinions on Spaghetti Eddie? What if I went by an alternative name like Ed, Edward, Ned, Ted, Teddie, etc.
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What about the name "Austin" ?
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>>24464668
what do you ladis think of adam?
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>>24464668
My name dosent really give away much about who I am, it's unique, girls like it, and unguessable. If someone guessed it I am going to assume they are psychic and ask for correspondance via contact.
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>>24465710
Pretty name. A lot of pretty Adams.
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What about sheldon?
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What about Ryan?
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>>24465710
A faggot jew name which turns its owner beta.
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>>24465908
B A Z I N G A


og comment pls
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>>24464668
ITT a bunch of neckbeards responding to a request for ladies.
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Consensus of "Kyle"
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>>24466552
Knew a Chad but bro tier real nigga named Kyle

Real bro name


What's the info on Harrison?
Who /surnamefirstname/ here
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>>24465223
Michael masterrace reporting in
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>>24465223
I love the name Jack. I want to have a daughter and name her Jacqueline, just so I can call her Jack.
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>>24465619
What about just "E"? Or maybe "Easy E" ok this last one is a joke but im serious about the first one.
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What about Adolf
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How about Steven?
I sperg out when someone calls me Steve or when a place spells my name with a ph (starbucks always does this shit)
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How about Israel?

Oh wait, weve been here before...
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My name is a stereotypical Russian name.

Both the middle and first.
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>tfw your name has feel in it
Felix
Even one of those shitty redpill comics point it out
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>Dallas
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Aaron, easily
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Jayden

Anyone?
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>>24466998
I hunt with a guy named Adolf. Hes a nice guy, pretty average, blah blah.
We call him dolfy because people in America are retarded and ask him too many fucking questions about it.
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>>24464668
Adrian.

Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>24467288

Let me guess.

Ivan?
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>>24467741
No.

First starts with N
Middle starts with A
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Ryan

Ryan is always a selfish scumbag, and if you disagree, you're a Ryan.
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constantine

just blow my brains out, f@m
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>>24467899

Nikolai?
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>>24468046
That's the first one.
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>>24468054

Dunno about the second one.
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>>24465710
I'm Adam too
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>>24465223
>tfw Jack
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My name is Kevin
tfw i have the best name in this thread desu
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>>24468175
too bad you're a coon
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>>24466552
Have an Asian friend named Kyle, dude has a lot of acne and just plays games all day as well as being a manlet. Am one of his only friends...though I'm always there for the guy.
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What about Dennis?
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Thoughts on the name Hugo?
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Hey femanons how do you feel about a guy named Jeffrey
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My name's frank and im og
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Dan, Chris, Hunter, Tyler, Andrew, Stephen, Adam, Peter.
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>>24464668
>name not posted

heh, roasties
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>>24465223
>yfw you make the list
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This thread is stupid, how the fuck can something as arbitrary and involuntary as a name be a red flag

I'm triggered because someone posted my name t b h

I just want love you faggot
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Randal Flagg you say?
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What about "Thomas"?
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>Women are so picky that they care about your name.
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>>24469123
The Walkin' Dude, you say?

The muhfucking Trashcan Man was the best, anyway.
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>>24469358
Your parents are probably old-school social-conservatives resistant to change, and as a result you're in a constant state of guilt, desire, and conflict.
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>>24468996
theres another thing called astrology women love to obsess about
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>>24464668
Names, outside of context, really aren't indicative of personality. At best they can be applied to the background demographic they were raised from. For example someone could have a street name due to white trash/nigger parents, but it's unlikely going to define the personality of a neckbeard that shitposts on a website with cute animu girls all day.

My name is Ashley, btw. It's guy's name in the UK, just proving my point about name-based preconceptions.
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>>24467319
A-Are you a qt cat, Anon-kun?
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Robert
you never meet a cool fucking Robert. they suck.
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>>24468175
The only two media figures named Kevin I can think of are both greasy gingers with backwards baseball caps in parody of '80's cool'.
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>>24464668
Blake,the only ones I have known are either douchebags or fatties
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wheres all the asian names at
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>>24471072
Asians don't have their own names
Its always white ass names followed by an Asian last name like Billy Wong or Jimmy Tang or Bobby Vu
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>>24470221
Never met a cool robert in person, but robert smith is pretty cool
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>>24471072
>>24472070
>Seriously not knowing basic shit
>Being a failed weeb

Asians have both an Asian name and a Western name they go by.
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>ctrl-F
>no "Patrick"

Safe again.
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>tfw name is never in these threads

Who /james/ here?
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>>24472125
No one cares about dumb Japs
Being a Jap is already a redflag since that automatically means you're a beta fuck who's gonna let his little school crush get fucked by the American English teacher
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>>24466647
cool guy or sociopath, with no in between.
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>>24472170
i know this feel it's a good kind of feel though
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>>24468723
cute name. I like it.
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what do you guys think of my name
>Raphael
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tfw name is Victor, but I'm a loser.
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What about 'Benjamin'

Cmooon
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>>24472293
ninja turtle is the only possible thing anyone can ever think of this name sorry man
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>>24468046
Nikolai masternamerace reporting in
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>>24472304
but the ninja turtles are cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNa2Fr6CA0E
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>>24467701
In the highest tier of Chad names. Literally only that fucking dickhead sporty faggot who made fun of everyone yet was still super popular and had thst annoying baby face had this name.
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>>24472141
Patrick is an ultimate loser name. Every Patrick I've known has been some elementary age faggot who had a plastic Pokemon backpack, New Balance trainers with this orthopedic sole things, those fucking wire glasses and that shitty 'my mom cuts my hair' fringe. Fuck Patricks, they're gay.
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>>24467701
Change it to jade senpai
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do you like Charles, Carl, Carlos, Karl, Charlie etc?
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>>24472293
The only Raphaels I've heard of (as I have never known one) are either ninja turtles, gay porn stars or cartoon Hispanics with flamenco guitars or some stereotypical bullshit like that. It's a pretty nice name though.
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>>24472338
>babyface
>chad

Pick one
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>>24472361
Fuck you for slandering muh name, what's your name faggot?
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>>24464668
I'm not a girl but I'm a bi guy and Calebs are always fucking awful human beings. The past 20 years or so has incited an influx of them for whatever reason and it sucks ass, if you name your son Caleb he is just automatically going to be a complete asshole and you should be ashamed for unleashing such cuntfuckery on the population. Fuck Calebs.

Also, who /oliver/ here?
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>>24464668
What's the opinion on Airic
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>>24472361
>trying to trigger
Not this time
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>>24472433
Mmorpg/10
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Dan reporting in.

I feel like I could make a great Dan if I became pic related.
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>>24472418
Babyface up until 16 when they finally go full puberty like a motherfucker and become a WWE wrestler.

>>24472424
It's Oliver. My name is neutral as fuck, bro. Get owned.
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>>24472453
>tfw mom gives you a shitty spelling of a normal name "because it came to her in a dream"
Die you hippy bitch
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>>24465244
I had a crush on a Mark, he seemed like a robot
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>>24472455
That's your son on the right, wearing leggings and practicing his katana swings with a stick, his over-sized sweater hiding the beginning of a lifetime of obesity. He'll die at the ripe old age of 32, having never moved out nor sowed you grandchildren.
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>>24468772
I had a HUGE crush on someone named Jeffrey, so I like the name very much
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>>24472479
>tfw my mom got blazed as fuck a couple months before getting pregnant with my sister and thought if she had a daughter she'd have to call her Mimee but dad raised hell about it
>tfw I almost got called Miles River or Miles Phoenix due to some dream she had

Hippies need to be executed
My sister got lucky but my name would've been way cooler
Fuck new age people
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What do girls think of Elevator?
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>>24472424
>>24472437

Mmmm, fellow Patricks.

Let us bask in our 10/10 given name together. Yesss.
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>>24472463
>Oliver

Holy shit

Ho

lee

shit

Probably the most omega-tier name imaginable. How have you not killed yourself yet? You're long overdue, olliekins. Have you ever even seen a vagina?
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Opinions on Abu Bakr?
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Fucking Corbin. Worst name ever. Never had a good experence with anyone named Corbin.
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What do guys think about Cameron?
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>>24472759
>Worst name ever

Correct.
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My name is Aiden. I fucking hate it, especially since every second toddler has some retarded misspelling of it these days.
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>>24472783

Are you a tomboy?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Can you guys tell me what you think about Jade?
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>>24472808
Girl name
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Opinions on Charles?
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>>24465223
>Slavoj Zizek
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opinons on Matthew?
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>>24472828
I've always liked it.
>>24472843
Kinda run of the mill.
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>>24472759
comrade, is that you?
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Thoughts on Eoghan?
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My name is Sebastian and I'm really happy with it.
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>tfw life-ruining name
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I have a feeling most people associate the name Josh with chads and fratboys.
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>>24472720
Im Nikolai you fool, I was just sticking up for fellow robots named patrick
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>>24472733
>that weak ass comeback

Yeah enjoy your fucking New Balances and shit eyesight Patrick you faggot. My name may be pretty middle of the road but there are THREE Patricks on this thread ALONE, if I counted right, that alone proves it's a terrible loserish beta name. Patricks are fucking lame. No cool real life Patricks exist.
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>>24465223
Hurray for me, Jericho
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>>24472919
>Nikolai

Disgusting.

Patrick here, eat a dick Nikolai. You sound like a Ukrainian pedophile.
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>>24464668
My name is William. Do you think William, Will, or Bill sounds best?
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>>24472853
comerade, but not why i hate the name.
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>>24472929
Jericho's pretty badass tbth
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Okay, what's a name that doesn't have any red flags?
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>>24472928

Nice spergout.

I think it's pretty clear who won this round, ollie.
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My name is Andrej, I remember going to England to study and obviously I would introduce myself as Andrew, but after 1.5 years that started pissing me off so I just went with Andrej. Thankfully there's the french "Andre" so people don't have much of a problem with pronouncing my name.
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>>24464668
ITT a bunch of guys listing the names of people who bullied them
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Michael. They're always beta.
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>>24472953
Brandon
Matthew
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Anyone have an opinion on Maxwell?
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What about Alexander?
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Consensus on Willem?
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Oliver because it's the male version of my name, Olivia.
If i happen to be in the same school or workplace as one, someone always has to tell me how cute it would be if I dated Oliver. I should change my name.

But the worst got to be John. I fucking hate that guy.
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>>24473052
Matt is a chad name. Matthew's are pure of heart.
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Gary is a big red flag
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>Danny
>Kyle
>Axl
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What do you think of non-Turks named Mehmet?
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>>24472931
>being this jelly of a russian alpha name
>not kknowing its ukrainian equivelant is Mykolai

WHAHAHAHA
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>>24473052
Matthew USED to be my firend.
Never again
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>>24473133
>Mykolai

Stop it, I'm going to puke.
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>Callum
>Gavin

every group of "lads" in britbongistan has at least one of these
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>All Russian names
>All black names
>All asian names
>All autism names (Storm, Summer, Ruby, random city)
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>>24473180
care to explain what happened anon?
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>>24473074
One of my favorite names actually.
>>24473076
I despise williams.

My favorite male name is Leo, not sure what the general consensus on it is though
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>>24464668
>flag
>Randall

Thinly veiled Dark Tower thread?
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>still no Joel

is it really that rare ? r are all the other Joels just as ashamed ?
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>>24473277
It's a good thing if your name isn't in this thread though.
Reread the OP.
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>>24473293
oh shit nice senpai
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>>24473233
He started ignoring me efter he got a gf. Either he felt like he didn't have any need for friends after he got into a relationship or his gf didn't approve female friends. When I asked him about it he rudely blamed it on me changing or something. He's not talking to his other friends either anymore so I doubt that.
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>my name is mac
Thoughts?
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>>24473490
do you own an imaginary friend
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>>24473490
Do you live in Philly and are a closeted homosexual?
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Living in Western Europe has way too many cons.

>Domagoj

No one outside of Balkan will ever pronounce it.
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>>24473476
Sorry to hear that man. Same thing has happened to me several times. Lost some good friends to some shitty women that didn't deserve them. And of course those relationships didn't last but they still affected my friends and my bond with them. Fucking whores.
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>>24473514
>own

My imaginary friend follows me of his own accord thank you very much.
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>>24473223
>russian names
why
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>>24473618
Are you a dragon?
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>>24470210
Some girl from Tinder said I have a doll face and some 14 yo girl kinda /ss/'d me when I was 7
If these count.
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>>24465223
>Alexander
thank fuck
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>>24465244
my oneitis is a Mark. I think it's a nice name -- very common, but fine overall.
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>>24472886
Damn I wish I could live in an english speaking country and pull off that name.
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>name hasn't been mentioned
Noice
Surprised though, Zacharys can be unstable ime
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>>24473723
If only. Life would be way simpler and noone would question the way i pronounce my name. They would just be like: Holy shit a dragon!

Slavic roots and living in Western Europe. It's hell.
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What about Colby?
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>>24464668
>red flag names
>Randall
>flag names
>Randall
>flag
>Randall
>flagg
>Randall Flagg
Wew lad
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>>24466647
I know a kid named Harrison. He's a literal mouthbreather and talks funny.
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>mfw Vince
>mfw this name never is a red flag
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>>24473968
I only know one Zachary. He's a huge fucking faggot.
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>>24474382
are you Cuban?
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>>24474521

No, are you Cuban?
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post your name, r8 or h8
>Alexis
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are there any different opinions for each variation of lewis louis etc

>tfw name is never ever mentioned in these threads
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>>24472425
The only Caleb I've ever known was a full on downy that stomped all over my schools biggest cunt while screaming "stomp your feet"

>Willing to green text
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Thomas here. Go by Tom though.
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>>24468965
Except that's Randall Cobb
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>>24472720
yeah fellow patrick
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>ctrl+F
>name doesn't pop up
>mfw
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What about Jordan or any variation of it?
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Maxim reporting in
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Name is Trevor
>Fags spell it Trever, Trevir
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>>24464668
>tfw your name is never posted in any threads about names

It's not even complicated, just little uncommon.
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Max

Name for fucking assholes
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>>24465939
chad tier
better than Bryan
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>>24472720
this board seems to have a lot of us.
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>MFW my name hasn't been said in thread
>It has a different spelling than normal
>The different spelling makes me sound rich
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