seriously. its the perfect solution for robots.
these grills have nothing when they get out, they'll date you literally no matter how beta you are as long as you have basic resources
do nothing but play wow and drink mountain dew all day? they're just glad to have a place to stay
are you thoroughly asperger'd around grills? its ok, shes relatively unstable too
have zero social experience? your new latina qt will lovingly feel your body and give you sex every night because you provide for her and helped her "turn around"
>pic related, one of the qt pi's i am sending letters too
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/estephanie-0847875.html
Any woman who is an inmate would either be
>a manwoman looking white trash/nigress bear
>a meth head who would top Jerome off for a new purse
>>24464653
Nah, inmate girls get out and fall back into their clique of druggie/delinquent chads and insanity. They'll pretend to like you long enough to steal your shit and move back in with the guy she had before she got locked up. You do yourselves no favors with these girls
>>24464653
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/caitlyn-00537601.html
>Earliest Release Date: 2072
>Maximum Release Date: 2074
Well then.
>>24464653
>date a girl who doesn't like you at all and is openly using you
Sounds like a fantastic idea OP, sign me right up.
>>24464890
>implying that is any different than any other woman
>>24464950
Some at least delude themselves that they like you, or at the absolute least let you temporarily pretend that they do.
Point nevertheless taken, though.
I married one, we used to be penpals. Got married when she got out, kind of a corny story but that's how it is for us.
Amanda gets out in August 2016. She will probably fuck chad while eating my food though
Has anyone actually written to them?
This seems like a good buy low situation. Get a half-decent looking woman because she has no other options.
>mfw a kid I hated who went to school with me from first grade through high school was sentenced to 25 years in jail a couple years after graduation
>mfw he will spend the next quarter of a century getting beaten and raped by the most niggerish nigs society has to offer
That's what you get for being such a fucking shithead, Justin
>>24465488
but they are talking to multiple people. They need money to buy whatever the fuck the prison store sells.
>be a beta provider for a convicted felon!
what could go wrong?!
>>24465504
Why did you hate him and what crime did he commit?
>>24465554
My taxes are already paying for their prison sentence. This seems like the logical next step.
>>24465504
highschool gf that cheated on me with college chad is fat and has spawned two kids.
>>24465703
>paying taxes
>>24465642
>obnoxious faggot
>grand theft auto and attempted murder, he already had a record for dealing
>>24465534
True. Even convicted felons have orbiters as long as they have a vagina.
The thing I'd be scared of is having my address in the hands of a prisoner. If they would just give them the letter without any of my personal information, I'd probably do it just because I'd like female attention.
>>24465796
use a PO box as the return address, only sign the letter with your first name
It should at least list what crime they committed. they need money though or a backup plan when released if their family wants nothing to do with them. The site says it charges them 35 dollars to get on the page, so its an investment for them.
that said, writing letters to actual women might help you in the long run (you might even move on to chats without getting nervous) if you dont mind her reading them aloud to the other inmates while laughing at you
>>24464653
I would never put my trust in some stupid criminal. They are beneath me, and they would probably try to rob me.
>>24465834
I read on one of the profiles that the whore's prison disposes of letters without a signature of a full name. Guessing that's probably how it is everywhere.
Oh well.
>>24465869
You can look up their record and find their crimes pretty easily
>click the "click here for more info" part
>click on the state of the inmate you are looking up
>enter their name and prisoner number
>the search should bring up what they were convicted for
>>24465869
If you click on a profile, at the bottom of it is:
>Notice: To verify all or some of the information given please
Click the link. I'm not sure if all states show the crime, but some do.
>TFW QT commited assault with a deadly weapon.
Yeah, no thank you.
>>24465934
Bold tattoed ese pays you a visit after the first couple of letters demanding payment for talking to his old lady
>>24465869
You can google their names and their case should go up.
Look at this girl.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/venessa-1941446.html
Earliest release date is 2023 with a maximum of 2033.
She got hit with a felony for a non violent crime at the age of 18.
http://www.gosanangelo.com/news/five-arrested-in-burglary-of-vehicles
>Between the stolen goods found at the suspects' motel room and those found in the vehicle, police recovered three GPS units, a radar detector, a DVD player and an in-dash car stereo, Howard said.
13 years for stealing junk.
>>24464653
You cannot be this fucking retarded.
>>24464878
she beat her infant son to death
http://www.theleafchronicle.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/17/ex-ft-campbell-soldier-mother-sentenced-life/12802475/
kek
>>24466188
shit..some guy is probably sending her 10 dollars a month
>>24464653
It's all good until she cuts your dick in your sleep.
>>24466348
they want cash. you wont actually meet her unless she wants more cash.
>>24466188
I like how they both just deny doing anything. "I just got home and my baby had been beaten to death over the course of two days. Totally not me."
>>24464653
>I am a very young Seniorita that loves to have fun. I am outgoing and willing to try anything at least once. I am easy to talk to & would love to make you happy. I love to travel & my hobbies are cooking, dancing, singing & entertaining. I am looking for an older business man/woman that knows what they want & knows how to treat & keep a lady who enjoys having a good time & likes to be catered to (and vice versa). I a seeking a genuine friendship and am willing to relocate & start new. With tha being said would you like to be my friend?
I am not even good enough for prison qt
>>24464713
add in
>most likely
and you're right
>>24464733
>most likely
_____
You guys are reinforcing the "afraid to take risks" meme
>>24464878
even better, get your feels taken care of behind bars and get your balls taken care of by hookers
>>24464950
recognizes the game and doesn't want to play because he thinks he can't win
>>24465320
good job, no criticism
>>24465359
low self esteem will always kill you. Maybe try focusing on who you are and how to improve yourself instead of who Chad is. You spend way too much time thinking about Chad. Are you gay?
>>24465504
>you're still a robot frogfag
>you totally won
>lolol Justin loooolrofl
Good job.
>>24466188
oh shit, there are a couple I saw with long ass terms. I am guessing they are all kid related.
>Samantha
>Shotgunned her grandfather in the face at point blank and blew her grandmothers arm off
Yeah nah
Yeah nah
I would chat with one an maybe even send her something if she wouldn't leave immediately when she gets out.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jennifer-00543020.html
Why can't I have a 10/10 qt ginger inmate gf.
>>24466025
She's probably going to be out in 5 or less, more likely less.
>>24466188
>she beat her infant son to death
My kind of woman.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/amber-1105697.html
im continually astonished by how entitled women are. her profile reads like she's the CEO of a fortune 500 company
>>24464653
Have fun when her whole family and their friends move in, because you're a beta bitch, she touches your dick every now and then even though she is out getting plowed by everyone in the city.
You'd be lucky if she didn't drain you of your resources, wreck your family life, and make you hate women more than you thought possible.
Getting one that actually is grateful for a provider, and is ready to change their whorish social tornado life... Chances are slim, at best.
You're better off just hookin up with fat chicks than risking this kind of catastrophe.
>>24465942
>>>I read on one of the profiles that the whore's prison disposes of letters without a signature of a full name. Guessing that's probably how it is everywhere.
>>>>Oh well.
ahem...
>Not using the name "Chad Thankercock"
>>24465992
>>TFW QT commited assault with a deadly weapon.
>Yeah, no thank you.
You mean...
>Tfw no QT to watch your back and assault your enemies with a deadly weapon
>>24469326
Them ho's aint loyal.
Jesus fuck anon.
>>24469166
Maybe she was imprisoned for securities fraud.
>>24469166
>He needs to be financially stable and career driven. I like to have long adult conversations about different countries and traveling. I like to try new things. I'm open-minded and non-judgmental. I am a woman of high expectations and standards.
>tfw no black prison daddy
I just want to explore his big lush black body, suck on his nipples and stroke his bbc.
Maybe a lot of these girls are looking for a betabux.... but i think a lot of them are just looking for someone to talk to.
seems like it can get quite lonely....
som eof you robots should pracitce your communication skills by writing to them.
>>24469469
>pracitce your communication skills by writing to them
Their writing skills are likely similar to yours, or worse. No thanks.
>>24469517
>ysonoko
STFU ysonoko, you dirty fucking chink.
enjoy your 4 inch pecker.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/ben-1898215.html
>tfw you'll never cuddle up and watch anime with Ben together in his jail cell
Should I write him?
so what is she in for OP?
>>24469552
I aint even a chink bro.
And it's 6 inches, thank you very much.
Don't any of you fucking kids know what noko was for?
>>24469027
Im gonna write her a letter. But since im from europe this will sure take a month before i even get a replie. But i dont care i do it for her she will be my qt jail gf
>>24464878
57 year minimum sentence? Must've been some serious shit.
>>24469027
>Robbed two old ladies at taser-point
I like her chutzpah.
>>24466188
That's some real binding of Isaac shit right there
>>24470122
I hate old people too we will have so much to talk about.
>>24469027
By far the prettiest I've seen on there.
Went to jail for a string of armed muggings with her bf at the time.
What a babe though
>>24464878
>I enjoy camping, rafting and being outdoors
Not any more you don't
>>24464653
>provides link to the girl he speaks to
prepare to be c*cked lol
>>24469559
>Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes - straight men and women only
lol
Holy kek this is funny. These women are paying $35 to basically advertise themselves to sugar daddys for when they get out. Pathetic to think some guys actually go for it.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stacey-we8238.html
>Stacey
>I am a social butterfly
>Learning is a constant challenge
>I'm at a major setback in my life right now
kek
>>24469559
>tfw he would probably have an easier time getting laid than you, even behind the bars
>>24471804
>especially if it includes you in it
Beta bux wanted is written all over this.
>>24471804
>date of birth: 1990
>date of release: 1990
>>24466025
>I love to make people laugh and smile. I'm probably one of the most non-judgmental people you will ever meet and would like to meet someone who feels comfortable being open and honest. I don't need someone selling me some "fairy tale/dream". In all sincerity it would be nice to maintain a conversation with someone other than a cell-mate. I believe some of the best of friends start out as complete strangers. I can be a great escape to you on a good/bad day. I'll hear you out if you need some advice I'll try and give you some positive feedback.
Sh-she seems nice.
>>24471970
>yfw she fucks Pablo Dickgrande when she gets out
How would one actually get in contact with these girls?
this is the one I want to own
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/angeline-1861810.html
do not steal her from me!!
What a qt
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sylvia-01969159.html
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/taurielle-925180.html
absolute gf material
>>24472052
>I love the outdoors
It must be on purpose
Why are all these girls so short? haven't seen one that was over 5'5
>>24472120
Because most of them are hispanic
This makes me feel so superior. I attend one of the better universities in the world and I get paid 3 times as much as a normal teacher just to spend a few hours a week tutoring some spoiled babby math and science because every rich parent here want an ETH-student to teach their kids. Once I graduate I got a career ready for me which will put me in the 98th percentile before I'm 25.
Meanwhile these sluts must rely on betabux from some robot after they're done getting raped by some shebear Lanquisha in prison for 10 years. They will never get employed as anything but toilet cleaners at best.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/reena-we9720.html
some of these are legit qt's
>>24472147
>I'm incarcerated because I made a very bad decision and decided to drive away after having a couple drinks. Because of this mistake I am sentenced to 8 years and 4 month
Jesus christ America
>What will and I when you you you you online
what does this mean
>>24472182
>>24472147
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273278/California-model-24-accused-drunk-driving-causing-fatal-crash-toddlers-sitting-car.html
>killed someone while driving drunk with both of her kids in the backseat
>"whoops teehee it was like TOTES a mistake guys"
>>24472222
noice quads m8
>>24472215
what does that even meeeeeeeen
>>24471641
>fortykeks.jpeg
>>24471906
She's Timecop?
>tfw no qt3.14 slammerfu
>tfw no face
>>24465703
>My taxes
Normie, get out.
GET. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24466188
>>24464878
>I am family oriented
>bet her infant to death
>>24464950
Honestly my GF isnt like that. Im dating someone who isnt as attractive as me. and while i could have someone better she has a amazing personality and that is why i love her. The morale of my story not all bitches are scum but all scum are bitches.
>>24472222
BWAHAHAAHAHA TOES TOES SHE IUS A REALLY AWSOME-BALL person!!!! tehe
>>24471864
Thinking he doesn't have a shaved head and tattoos with a prison daddy at this point. THAT GOES FOR ALL THESE FUCKING INMATES CHANCES ARE THERE PICTURES ARE LIKE 4OR 5 YEARS OLD
>>24464653
Why is there no meet-a-neet.com? I want a NEETpet to cuddle, bathe, feedand brutally rapeA NEET adoption site could solve a lot of the worlds problems.
>>24475466
Yeah this is a great idea. They never leave there computer so technically they would respond quickly and it would be updated alot. Even Bring me food so i dont have to leave my room for sex -desu
>>24472090
shes being released pretty soon senpai
better get on them letters if you want to catch her puss before freedom chad's dick does
visit that trip from /sp/ that went to jail after sending a threat to shoot up a school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0drRY2Howg
>>24475605
how do you send letters to them? I can't find a way to do it
>>24464653
>Outgoing
>>24474377
>>bet her infant to death
i'll bet everything on black and blue
>>24475466
I'm stealing this idea
>>24475669
thisplease tell me
>>24471739
its for when they are inside. to buy snacks. $10 from 1 guy, $20 from 2 guys, $5 from poor guy per month. Guy who dont sent shit gets dropped. Or gets letters like that last chapter of emily is away.
>>24475361
this guy is a bitch. They keep him with long hair to have something to pull.
>>24475663
>peanut dodson
>>24464653
how many of them are fucking chad prison guard?
I would talk to a few if I had a po box
Damn, Hispanic girls are cute
Why aren't you white americans chasing them?
Because
>they've actually committed a crime
>they're usually violent
>they're usually messed up inside
>they might steal my stuff>tfw no dominant ex-con gf
Do sites like this exist for yuropean countries?
>>24478545
No, because most Eurpoean countries are just like a big jail anyways
What are the chances of getting burned with a mail order bride with a prenup. Can you even get a prenup in those situations?
Resentful Eurotrashfu?
obediant happy to have a roof over her head waifu?
slutfu that leaves you as soon as she knows her way around?
criminalfiu that gets you killed or robbed like Birthday girl?
>pour your heart out
>she laughs at your feelings
>reads it to other inmates
>all of them laugh and mock you
>get back a nice reply
Im in.
>Occupation before prison: Hostess/Dancer/Bar Tender
Tell her to send you nudes since she was a stripper.
>>24479057
I laugh at the
>Models
>5' 3"
>tfw no qt3.14 short hispanic criminal gf
>>24466325
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jong-61174050.html
I feel bad for this lady. She admits that she did it, and seems very open, but it seems she just ended up getting fucked.
>Maximum Release Date: 4-11-2025
Seems really excessive for Mortgage fraud.
>Hello to my new friends. Let me introduce myself. My name is Latorshia
mfw
WHY I AM NOT WRITING AN INMATE:
Attention all you beta keks who are thinking "I'll get myself a nice prisoner gf! Surely nobody ever thought of that. Those prison girls must be so lonely and I can be their knight in shining armor haha!"
Well tough luck, niggers.
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/inmate-profiles/needs-mail.aspx
Take a look at this shit. This is "write a prisoner". This site has a special list for inmates who are currently NOT receiving mail under "Inmate Profiles" and then "Inmates Not Receiving Mail".
This page has 1191 inmates classified as not receiving mail from anybody. Out of those 1191 a whopping 4 are female. Fucking 4. Out of 1191. The other 1187 are male.
Females CANNOT be lonely, even in prison they'll easily ratch up beta orbiters simply by virtue of possessing a vagina.
>>24479364
Captain Obvious saves the day again
>>24478706
According to statistics the chances of a divorce are less than the general population. At first glance that would imply there's something magical about mail order waifus but the truth is probably that in order to qualify to sponsor one the beta male has to have a minimum income which does correlate statiostically with a more successful marriage. And criminalfus are not allowed to be mailorder brides, the government checks them out thoroughly.
Some of these prisonfus seem quite decent and probably wouldn't repeat what they did once released. Being prisonfus also makes them a lot more humble than they would be otherwise but who knows really.
>>24479364
>http://www.writeaprisoner.com/inmate-profiles/needs-mail.aspx
Ignoring the generic "rooo rooo" shit that this is going to generate, one of the prisoners is named Lord Allah.
>>24478706
Where do you even get mail order brides?
>>24480195
they got websites. Some women pimps them out. I hear they screen them bitches because complaints become bad for business. Yoou have to visit them sometimes too.
>>24480248
I got this from a documentary back when I had cable so info might be outdated.
>tfw no meet-a-weeb website that isn't a scam or filled with gays
>http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-29008057
>Shaquila Bumpass
