>tfw gf says I'm hung like a horse
>tfw I'm only 5.5 inches long
Lies lies lies lies lies li
She's saying that to be nice. Sorry m8.
>6 inches and some change
>Will never get a gf because of gyno
>>24464553
Women have no concept of what actual penis lengths are, which is made worse because men lie to them all the time about how long their dicks are. Her exes probably had small dicks and lied about it.
Stop dating 12 year olds, anon.
Beat her at her own game by 'complimenting' her worst feature, i.e 'Your pussy certainly DOES NOT look like a ripped out fireplace'.
>>24464553
Hung like a moose. I have a legendary schwanz and schlong. I also have a pretty penis. But I don't really beleive. I'm fine with this, though.
>>24464617
Her ex is smaller, guess I lucked out.
>4x4
>gf says she doesn't mind, was a virgin before me with nothing to compare it to
Kill me
My last gf said I was hung like a Canadian goose, which was a big red flag.
>>24466524
Virgin gf? Guess what happens? You go away to college and you split apart. Then she goes out with her Stacey friends and she takes Chads 9 incher only minutes after she calls you telling you she misses you. THEN she will realize your dick aint shit and she will be hungry for all the dick you failed to give her. So just relish in her tight tight sweet virgin puss while she is still ignorant.
>>24467131
Yeah I've always thought this before I even met her, I like to try and be as cautious as possible and not be naive and say hur dur that'll never happen, but she's quite low risk as far as that goes, at least it seems like it. Doesn't have very many friends at all, just a couple, both of which are about the same way. She rarely leaves the house and just plays games and stuff. But I definitely always consider it a possibility
>>24467283
How old are you? I'm just saying if she goes to college she will make a sea of guy friends. At first she won't even think of fucking them, but it will happen. Eventually she'll let it slip and you may still be together with her. But I swear thats the problem with virgins, once they get good dick they just unleash all the pent up craving for cock.
>>24467464
What if she has no interest in talking to other guys? Only ever talks to them when they start the convo but only answers in the most basic words? No reaction to jokes
>>24464553
>just short of 6"
>"not so deep anon, just faster"
too bad I have ED and could barely stay hard
My girlfriend thinks my average dick is huge. It's because she's never watched porn.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT HAVING A GF IS NORMIE AS FUCK
ANYONE WITH A GF IS NOT A ROBOT AND CAN FUCK OFF /R9K/ NOW
>>24470093
>move out of parents house
>move in with girl I was friends with in high school because all my other "friends" are slobs and I can't live like that
>regular roommate shit for a long time, I worked night shift so we didn't see each other much
>start drinking together
>watching tv and put my arm around her
>end up laying in bed next to each other for hours
>she just kinda starts fucking me
>fail to maintain erection
>almost kill myself the next week, decide to just go to the gun range instead
I guess I was blessed with the genetic lottery of being decent looking and not fat. Girls have come onto me without me really having done anything, I think they think I'm ~mysterious~ or something
this is me btw
>>24469446
Also just so robots know, if you're uncomfortable around people, you'll probably be even more uncomfortable while naked around a girl. It was literally more physically painful being that close to a girl than pleasurable of having sex/getting a blow job.
Currently living at home waiting for my parents to give me an ultimatum or something then im going to hang myself
>>24470203
Ok fine
You don't have to fuck off /r9k/ but you are a cyborg, not a robot. Lucky fucker.
size doesn't matter if you know how to lick a clit imo.
>>24464553
I doubt it's intentional, women just don't know much about dicks.
>>24470203
this, if fapping is opium, then pussy is heroin.
and your not going to be happy just becouse you started doing heroin
>>24464553
gf GF
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24464553
>gf gives you a compliment
>you hate yourself so you call her a liar
If she said you were tiny, you would have been calling her a heartless slut. You will never find happiness if you don't learn to love yourself, Anon.
>>24464553
>gf
normal fags need to go bitch else where wahh wahh I have a micro penis fuck off
>tfw only a few people read your story
