>200 word essay due in 48 hours
>>24463542
AND YOU'RE STILL BROWSING /R9K/?!
UH OH!
>>24463542
>200 word
20 minutes, hour tops.
Just do it.
>>24463542
>have to write a 5 word sentence and it's due in a week
JUST
>>24463542
what's it on fAm?
>tfw fathers a millionaire so didn't even turn in one assignment in high school
Just kidding I'm poor as fuck and barely got by.
>have to describe 4chan in one word for my
American Cultures class
>due in three weeks
>haven't even started yet
200 words is like a 6th grade essay what the fuck age are you
>>24463542
What the fuck? In year 6 we were writing 500 words in a one hour class
>>24465224
Yea but he only has 48 hours you idiot. The problem is not doing it but getting it done in time.
>0 word essay with no deadline, don't have to hand it in to anyone
JUST
>>24466579
FUCKdefinitely an original comment
>>24465224
>>24463576
Looks like we got some badasses over here. If it's so easy why don't you do it?
What subject is this on?
also 200 in 48 isn't so bad, I've had to get 2k words in 48 before (uni group assignment with lazy assholes, kept saying they'd do stuff and then admitted just before the deadline they'd done almost nothing).
Chin up OP, and you'll be ok. The important thing is to just start putting words down. Once you get "in the zone" it'll get a lot easier.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK THESE WAGEKEK REPLIES
DON'T FUCKING DO IT
It's these reddit replies that tell you to compete the system. They want you to become a part of their little experiement of thought. To complete 200 words onto paper is just an amusing game to them. You can take the blue pill and spend gameboy time coming up with stupid made up sentences. Or you can take the red pill and kill the alien overlords by not doing the essay.
200 words? Bro that is like one page.
Stop complaining and just do it. It will take you one hour at the most. You have to be retarded if you cant write one fucking page in one hour.
Repeat after me.
More doing.
Less complaining.
More doing.
Less complaining.
Got it?
>>24463542
>200 word essay
nigga you in 8th grade?
isnt it past your bedtime OP? youve got jr high bright and early tomorrow
>>24463542
200 words
>1 page
>double spaced
are fucking kidding me
>>24463542
>200 words
fucking kids. what are you, in high school? that's like 2 paragraphs stop fucking whining.
Everyone who replied is a newfag
>>24467454
>JUST WRITE DOWN WORDS BRO XDXD
>JUS BE URSELFXD
fucking hell OP. you in special ed or something?
>>24467474
you replied
you are newfag
now i am newfag
200 words is like one paragraph you fucking retarded 12 year old. Get off of /r9k/
Are you kidding me?
I had to read a 250 pg book and write a 4-5 page book review. Did it all today/last night. Pulled an all nighter.
200 is easy shit, anon. Go fuck that shit up
THIS IS LITERALLY THE OLDEST FUCKING MEME ON THIS BOARD LURK FOR FUCKING 2 MINUTES BEFORE YOU POST YOU FUCKING NORMIE SHITS
No essay due never.
I am fucked guys.
>>24467486
>I don't know how to form sentences on paper
Literally discuss what the fucking topic is and give your opinion, you piece of shit turbo nigger
>>24467733
Well you got one now. I want a haiku on why your life is so miserable on my desk in ten minutes or I'm calling home.
>>24467790
I can easily discuss the topic and form opinions in just two sentences. Why should i fatten it up into 4 pages. If they wanted me to write 4 page essay then they should of gave me a better topic.
So impractical
>60 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started
Thinking of just dropping out.
>12 page final paper due at noon tomorrow
>haven't started
>>24464633
The word is pepe
>>24463576
it shouldn't take any longer than 10 lmao
>>24467869
>60 words
Get out of here 5th grader
This is the greatest bait thread of the night
I can not believe how many people are actually falling for it
I have a 4000 word report on the development pipeline of video games due in four weeks. I have yet to start.
>2000-2500 word essay due in less than 24 hours
>Only 717 words
Kill me
What I learned in boating school is ___ __ _____.
>tfw regularly write 2500 to 5000 word summaries of reports for work
It takes no longer than an hour and a half and I am a slow typist.
haiku due today
i haven't even started
might just drop the class
>>24463542
Try 5000 words kid thats a pain.
>>24463576
>20 minutes
shit it takes me 6 hours to do it. Probably because I type the first sentence out, get up and go outside to stretch my legs
this happens at least 10 times in an hour and I can't stop it
>>24463542
if i wasn't already up super late writing a speech that's due in the morning i would write it for you. Post this again tomorrow and i will write it
>>24463542
200 words lmao are you in 5th grade?
>>24467229
Am i in your group?cause i am a lazy asshole in group assignments.
>>24467881
If you start now, you can be done by midnight.
>10 page paper due 3 days ago
