/MISCHIEF/
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Who /mischief/ here?
>know normie dealer
>anonymous tip to the cops
>he gets busted
>mfw normies need to find a new dealer
>mfw I slash random people's tires
>mfw I shit on the toilet seat in public bathrooms
>mfw I throw rocks through people's windows when they're not home
>mfw I set trash cans on fire
>mfw I drive through the hood and call old black people niggers
>mfw I pee in elevators
>>24462654
So you're basically being a nigger
so you are just a bad person? Impressive.
I bet you have a lot of friends.
>>24462654
Haha nice, let me try
>be me, God
>OP's parent's have sex and mom is pregnant with OP
>mfw I give OP shit genetics
>mfw he comes out ugly and socially retarded
>mfw he's depressed and posts on /r9k/
>mfw girls will never have sex with him
>mfw he resents the world so much he lashes out in anger and violence
>mfw he makes a thread on /r9k/ about this
>things that didn't happen
I bet you're a diagnosed sociopath too OP. You're super cool I swear to Christ.
>>24462728
>>24462802
>>24462838
Mfw OP fell for the /mischief/ meme, and just became a huge asshole.
>>24462838
Haha nice, let me try
>be me, you
>start typing OP's parent's have sex and mom is pregnant with OP
>our face when we (you) give OP shit genetics
>our face when I type out this post while being you (me)
>mfw I (you, God) make a thread on /r9k/ about this
i support OP. ruin everything
>>24462905
fuckin a man fuckin a
>>24462946
Haha nice, let me try
>my face when my past self was you (me as well)
>our face of that gnome of the past while being in the past when you posted (now, not in the past) "fuckin a man fuckin a"
>my face when I (you, both from the past post and this one) reply to this post
>>24462838
>>24462905
>>24463029
>mfw these posts are getting real mischevious
As much as OP is an asshole, I do like reading about this stuff.
Please post more, robots.
>>24463097
>mfw these posts are both mine and yours
>the gnome post only made the first me-you convert to just you, without me.
>sneak into the women's restroom
>put all of the seats up
>do this on every floor
>>24463297
Psychological /mischief/, I like it.
This is pure autism, not mischief. People who do mischievous things have friends. You're just stupid and wonder why no one likes you.
>>24462654
>head and shoulders shampoo
>only use it on my balls and ass
Dashtardly
>>24463425
OP probably doesn't have friends, that's why he's here.
>>24463533
Kekd
>in line at store.
>someone checks out.
>line moves ahead a single pace.
>I don't
>feel impotent normie rage building and metastasizing behind me as the gulf expands to the fore.
>>24462654
>>24462654
>go to the store
>about to leave in parking lot
>see a guy throw a cigarette out his window
>"wtf did this nigguh just do?"
>"should I confront him? I don't know, man."
>look back at car and there is nobody there.
>"where did he go?"
>start walking towards his car
>pick up cigarette
>throw it on his hood
>there is some fat boomer walking towards me
>"ohshit.jpg, what if that is the owner."
>fatboomer: "what's up dude?"
>sup, as I walk back to my vehicle.
>fatboomer forgot the verbatim, but he says, hey why did you put this on my car or something along those lines. How did you even know if it was me?
>"because I SAW YOU!"
>fatboomer turns into stuttering stanley, "uh uh uh uh uh I create jobs. *throws the cigarette back
>Didn't think this far, don't know what to say.
>"good for you, that doesn't mean you can litter."
I should've probably picked it up and thrown it at him, or better yet had my vehicle ready to leave so I could've just thrown it at him while he was still sitting in it.
>drive under the speed limit in the left lane
>move to right lane when people try to pass me on that side
>move back to left lane when they go back to left lane
>do this for as long as I can get away with
>fucking normies can't stop me
>>24464525
kek, this shit happened to me yesterday. I knew it was one of you fags. Gave me a good chuckle, since I'm not a wagekek and had nowhere to be.
>be 12 and horny
>try sticking my dick in a ranch dressing bottle hoping for pleasure
>no pleasure
>just put it back
i feel pretty shitty about it, honestly
>>24464525
I ran some one off the road that tried that once. Now I just charge folks that try that shit
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