GUYS IM FUCKED ROYALLY FUCKED.
>Be at work
>Black coworkers hanging out in break room
>Decide to leave my phone down to wash my hands
>one of them grabs my phone
>he starts going through my pictures.
>He finds my 2D hentai collection along with some nonlewd Drawn loli & shota
>I hear a ''HECKY NAH''
>they all start laughing like a pack of hyenas and showing each other
>they start calling me pedo and gay fuccboi :o
>I ran home after grabbing g my phone
I'm going to get fired for work abandonment and they are posting about me on Facebook.
What do I fucking do /r9k/ I'm screwed and so fucking fucked I'm almost crying
>>24460530
You think you're fucked now? Just wait until one of them thinks to report you to the police.
>be at work
found your problem
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn*
>>24460530
You're a fucking dumbass and a retard being interested in that shit and more so for having it on your phone. Don't leave the house anymore just be NEET.
pray to og mudbone
>>24460530
>tfw phone is encrypted
Feels good that nogs can't get around that
you brought it on yourself desu senpai
>>24460577
American blacks are many things, but one thing they aren't are snitches.
>>24460530
>keeping lewd shit on your phone
>especially fetish shit and loli/shota
Why so people do this? Can you really not wait until you get home to rub one out?
>>24460577
Loli isn't illegal in America
>>24460614
for black people
if you aint black they gonna snitch on you
>>24460581
NEETS MASTER FUCKING RACE
did you have any interracial porn saved on your phone
Hahahahaha oh man you are so fucked.
>Around blacks, never relax.
Hope you learned your lesson.
>>24460622
>browsing 4chan on your phone
>see image you like
>save it
kek to the maX
>>24460622
>>24460530 (OP) #
>>keeping lewd shit on your phone
>>especially fetish shit and loli/shota
>Why so people do this? Can you really not wait until you get home to rub one out?
This. So much. Wtf is wrong with you?
Porn should never be saved, downloaded, screen shot, or bookmarked.
>>24460622
>Loli isn't illegal in America
Tell any cop you watch lolicon
lol why didnt you lock it?
Who the hell just goes through someone's pictures??
>implying this is real
post their facebook posts
>>24460530
Convince them you only like loli and shota, because you want to BE the little girl/boy.
No seal the deal, come to work in your cutest outfit and let them use your boypussy.
It's gonna be HARD work, butt it's the only way.
>>24460670
that feel when some niggers stole my phone and theres nothing but black incest on it. The incest is legal age not jailbat btw.
>>24460530
>keeping porn on your phone
you deserve it you dumb faggot
I can't afford a fucking computer guys so I have to save everything on my phone.
I called my boss and he said he heard a commotion but he is willing to let me stay if I promise to work the full entire weekend.
>>24460530
>shota
if it aint straight shota then fucking kill yourself.
>Keeping porn on a phone.
>>24460530
Who the fuck fires people based on what porn they watch
>not having a passcode on your phone
I don't even have lewd shit on my phone, but I always keep it locked.
>>24460748
He's being fired because he left work
>>24460530
Lol OP these homies are gonna tell their homies about it so they can beat your ass up. You just gave niggers a nice reason to beat you up pedo piece of shit.
>>24460530
>they are posting about me on Facebook.
post proofs
>>24460530
>not having a password on your phone
Dude are you retarded
>>24460688
if you haven't had this happen to you you're not a robot
Wow op tell Jared I thought his 15 year prison sentence was deliciously ironic
the bush monkies should be fired. report them to HR regardless of the porn on your phone. the jungle bunnies are the ones who took your phone and went thru your personal shit. hentai aint illegal bro.
>>24460875
>not using a prepaid flip phone with no pictures
fuck off normie
>>24460703
>black incest
what?
>>24460614
Black people call the police more than any other race. They are the biggest snitches. Basically a whole race or snitches.
>>24460735
thats bullshit. time to go online and look for a new job. fuck your heartless boss.
This is why I keep my l00dz in a hidden folder. Most people are too stupid to use a file viewer, or even know that there is such thing as a hidden folder.
>>24460918
You know niggers fucking their moms, aunts, cousins and sisters.
>>24460530
>>they start calling me pedo and gay fuccboi :o
>Reported op for offtopic since loli is /b/
>op had no lewd pictures to start and didn't post anything
>>24460530
you got a fucking password?
>>24461006
Announcing reports is illegal
Enjoy your b&
>>24460530
Honestly your fucking stupid why do you keep that shit on your phone man you should download an app that locks those things up so niggers can't see shit without a password no really don't be s dumbass download an app to lock up that shit you'd better hope no one else finds out.
>>24461043
That only makes it more devilish
>>24460530
Tell them to fuck off? Ignore them? Explain hiw there is nothing wrong with liking shota and loli? Laugh at their irrationality? Give exactly 0 fucks?
Come on...it is almost like you are a normie.
>working with niggers
you must some dumb shit to be in a job that has niggers in it
>>24461103
You can't be serious??? I'm being called a pedophile now when the loli pictures weren't bad? They were clothes and non lewd. This is terrible I never should had worked at burger king
>having porn on your phone
why
>>24460530
>loli and shota
>on your phone
>>24461298
I am serious. If you cannot stand by your beliefs in a rational matter and defy the retarded atittudes of basic morons, then you are in for hell in earth untill you cease to exist.
Post Facebook
screenshot what the nogs are saying on fb
>Being a gay pedo fuccboi
>>24460530
Report them for theft, dummy.
Throw away phone, screencap their facebook posts, sue them for slander
>>24461358
i got pony porn in my phone
how fucked if stolen?
>>24460530
>>Be at work
>>Black coworkers hanging out in break room
>>Decide to leave my phone down to wash my hands
>>one of them grabs my phone
>>he starts going through my pictures.
report them to HR you fucking nog
>>24462152
>>24461961
>multiple people's reports all being the same vs OP
>one of them will eventually bring up the shotas and lolis
Good plan
>>24460530
before even >saving loli on your phone
>not having a fucking lock on your phone
>say you had private health information on your phone
>press charges ofr identity theft and hipaa shit
>they go to jail and you get $50k per person who stole your data
You could probably sue the business owner too. You should be celebrating desu senpai.
>>24462188
It's still theft, even if 5 people all admit to stealing. What is the point you are trying to make?
>>24462188
>implying a group as degenerate as what OP described could coordinate their stories.
If OP was smart about it, he could convince the HR person that he's a good lil white boi that dindu nuffin, and that it was just some vanilla porn he had saved to his phone. He's under no obligation to share exactly what type of pornography they found, and it's still a violation of his privacy.
>>24461043
reported for being a faggot. mods can't ban me coz their fags.
>>24460530
>Decide to leave my phone down to wash my hands
>finds my 2D hentai collection
You deserved it for being this irresponsible.
You fucked up by freaking out. My friends have seen my lolicore collection on my phone and besides laughing and going "you like this shit?" they don't care.
>>24460530
Leaving your fucking phone around normies... You're a fucking dumb ass.
>>24460530
>>24460530
Lmfaooo OP you got what you deserve you weirdo degenerate whiteboi
srsly tho why are you crackers such pedos fucking faggots i wanna murder you devils
>>24460530
Do you not realize how much you could sue here?
>>24462631
>muh african kingdoms
>we wuz kings and sheit
claim bullying to management. If they fire you sue for unlawful dismissal. If they keep saying you have it on your phone, libel /slander.
>>24460530
>fuccboi
report them to HR for homophobic remarks anon
