>TFW MY GIRLFRIEND OF 5 MONTHS IS PREGGO
Im 24 years old what do i fucking do shes not sure if she wants an abortion (SEE: SEE PROBABLY WONT). What do? Should i do the old staircase trick or blackmail her?
fuck this shit you guys have made me paranoid
>>24458820
At least you'll have someone who'll always care for you.
>>24458820
Why would you kill a baby? Are you a liberal or something?
>>24458820
>Fucking anyone without a condom
>Any fucking year
>Should i do the old staircase trick or blackmail her?
>I got a girl pregnant, time to become a terrible person?
Lmao get bent norman you brought this on yourself in a few different ways :^)What are contraceptives? You're one of the last people that should be reproducing
>>24458836
maybe
>>24458852
Its not a baby its a fetus faggot
>>24458855
Now i know...
>>24458872
Advice or fuck off
>>24458820
>GIRLFRIEND
I do not see why you're complaining desu.
>>24458914
It's a Human life, familam.
ice cream sundae w/ crushed abortion pills
the abortion will be painful as hell and she might be suspicious but if you play it off and act like you're concerned she might think it's an actual miscarriage
Should've used a condom you stupid fucking faggot. If you willingly stick your dick in a chick and don't wrap it, buck up or shut up. Either start googling ways to give her an abortion or father that kid.
btw a lot of vitamin C causes miscarriages, pineapples, oranges, get on it.
tell her to either abort the fucking thing or to have fun being a single mom when you clear off
>>24458914
>liberal faggot who thinks murder is ok
>gets kukd and life ruined
today was a good day. Thank you Lord for teacging OP an important lesson
>>24458820
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Hahaha, get fucked OP. Your liberal social values can't save you now.
>>24458923
bc its 5 years early
>>24458935
I dont see it like that
>>24458945
How do i get abortion pills without using my name? (im in NY if it helps). this might be the only good idea
>>24458947
ye thanks dude but its a little late for condom now. Ill look into the vitamin C she is already on vitamins thanks
>>24458949
thats what im gonna do if the other things wont work ofc
>>24458950
edge lord
You're a degenerate faggot, take responsibility. This is your fault exclusively, and she shouldn't murder your kid.
>>24459019
I have a major in Biology. It doesn't matter how you see it; It is a Human life.
>>24459019
>talking about killing a woman's fetus
>calling other people edgelords
Grow up OP. Either eat a bullet or resign yourself to the fact that congrats, one way or another, you're responsible for that little fucker.
Time to man up and smell the wine OP you fucking faggot
no more fapping to chinese cartoons or frogposting
If she chooses to keep it, then ask for a paternity test and is shes still in the early stages there is always like a 35% chance she will miscarry.
Sorry dude, you choose to be retarded and not wrap it up.these replies make me want to get an abortion just cause.
>>24459019
i know you're just trolling, but if she's 5 months it's far too late to use vitamin c or abortion pills.
>>24459114
>Girlfriend of 5 months
I think you misread his post, friend.
>>24459023
dude fuck off
>>24459050
ok lets say its a human then i dont care
>>24459055
wagekek
>>24459096
I will ask for a test ofc but im afraid i dun goofed. She told me she was on the pill and i thought that there was no risk fuck my life is destroyed. I dont even like her that much
>>24458914
>Advice or fuck off
Make me dweeb, I'm still here nerd what're you going to do about it? Normies get what they deserve is the best :^)
>>24459163
The only honorable thing you can do is kill yourself or raise the kid.
>Black gf is 3 months pregnant
>Family still doesn't know about her
Sucks to be you OP. Can you even get an abortion at 5 months?
>>24459163
Funny that you call me a wagekek, because I'm a full blown NEET. I'm just not retarded enough to stick my dick in raw and then whine about it online. You made your bed, you normie dumbfuck. Sleep in it.
>>24459163
Okay, if you don't care then don't kill it. Just walk away. As much as I disapprove of it, personally; it's better than murder.
>>24458820
>Normie gets BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Ahhhh yes, beautiful.
>>24459163
Then sit down and talk with her, see which side of the fence she is on. If she does continue with the pregnancy, cut contact. block her on everything, disable every social media and account. Even moving far away, make it seem like you never interacted with her.
>>24459225
Then i have to pay like 2k child blood money every month no thanks
>>24459201
Learn2read. She is not even 2.5 months into the pregnancy
>>24458820
didn't you at least pull out?
if you just locked hips when you were cumming and slathered her insides with thick loads of semen, and now you're surprised she's pregnant, fuck you're hopeless.
if you pulled out and just splurted a little in there on accident, maybe i'd have some sympathy.
>>24459270
>maybe if I delete my Facebook account, she won't be able to sue me for child support!
>>24459293
>She is not even 2.5 months into the pregnancy
Then you're good to go. If she got pregnant and doesn't want an abortion and you've only been together 5 months though, it tells you everything you need to know about her.
>>24459310
Hey man, tons of people get away with not paying child support.
disabling everything, just makes its harder for the law to find and track you down.
This might also help
http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Pay-Child-Support
>>24459293
You learn to read, you dumb cunt. You said 5 MONTHS in your OP. Enjoy your child support for the next 18 years, dumbass.
>>24459337
It's not as if it's impossible to find someone just because they disable social media and cut off contact. In fact it's really fucking easy.
>>24459406
>girlfriend of five months
I think you need to learn to read
>>24459406
Girlfriend of five months, not five months pregnant. Learn to read better.
>>24459406
>5 MONTHS
>>24459435
>>24459293
>>24459201
WHAT THE FUCK
OH THE AUTISM
>>24459424
It makes it easier to not find them, yet thousands of people get away every year of not paying child support.
It also helps moving far away and across state lines, whatever you do OP do it soon.
>>24459406
>autism oriiignal commmmentttttt
>>24458820
It'll be a niglet.
>>24458820
Never cum inside, idiot!
Now you'll be a daddy. Accept your fate.
>how do I murder my own seed /r9k/?
>fulfilling my functions as a human being is the worst thing that could possibly happen to me, help!
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you? What is wrong with this fucking society? Burn in hell you fucking human trash.
>>24459337
>>24459489
>>24459295
Ok to get some better advice ill give you guys some more information about this shit. Most because it will explain why i cant leave my hometown.
So 7 months ago i met my girlfriend at my university and we started dating and 2 months after we became gf and bf. I cant move out of the city bc i have 1.5 years left on my undergrad. Also if i dont make her get the abortion she will drain me from money or my family might force me to marry her.
My family is upper upper class family and people will find out if i get a child outside of marriage (which wouldnt be so bad if i actually still saw her). So im family is gonna force me to marry her and she will get 1/2 of my shit + child support if i ever leave her.
And here is where im fucked. My mom and dad only have 2 children and many assets so my brother and i have no college debt and ~150k in our savings each + whatever is in my fund that i will get when im done with bachelor and starts working. I dont know how much is in the fund but its ~800k-1.2M and im not gonna share that with my gf. So what do i do? do i just accept and start hiding the money? she knows about the money but i can tell her i lost it in stocks
jesus christ whats with the samefagging itt
just murder the human baby whatever who gives a fuck.
op just google how to do it its not that hard
>>24459609
Wrong with him: So fucking dumb he won't even pull out or use a condom.
Wrong with society: Overpopulated, overpriced, overworked, overstimulated by consumerist garbage
Haha you fucking idiot OP.
Even though the fetus is 50% yours you have 0% say in what happens so enjoy either being a dad or paying child support 18+ years (depending, here if they go to uni you continue to pay until 24 years max)
>>24458820
I've been there before OP. In high school. I hated her so much. I wanted to fucking kill her. I didn't like her at all in the first place, and I could tell she just loved the "excitement" and "drama". I told her straight up I would immediately kill myself if she actually was pregnant with my kid.
Turns out she was just bullshitting. Make sure she takes a pregnancy test
>>24459651
you still didn't explain how the jizz got in her uterus. you were drunk? so drunk you just creampied the shit out of her fertile, wet womb? or did your pull-and-pray fail?
>>24458855
but that's all I do anon, if someone does get preggo I'm taking off across the nation
>>24459651
>wahhh my money kill my baby please
Honestly I'd have no qualms if you were skinned alive and left chained to a frosty hillside
>>24459651
just fucking google how to feed her abortion pills and break up with her op
dont fall for the child life meme
>>24459651
>800k-1.2m in a trust fund
>complaining about anything
Just kill yourself OP. Please, just slash your wrists. You're so fucking stupid that even though you were given an amazingly gifted life, you manufacture your own problems and then start crying to /r9k/ as if we care. Seriously, go kill yourself retard.
>>24459697
That's a good point, since OP has a lot of money and his gf knows.
She might not be preg after all, make her take a test in front of you so you can see it with your own eyes.
Abort. Have a non-birthday party for it after.
>>24459651
Talk to a lawyer now.
Your best interest would be investing all the money in a shill or legit company of your own making, then pay yourself a low salary out of it to survive. After 18 you can liquidate and take all the funds for yourself.
Have you considered staying with her?
>have sex
>gf gets pregnant
>don't want to be responsible for my actions
well, you could tell her that you don't want anything to do with the kid and see if she thinks the same.
if she doesn't want to get rid of it, tell her you'll pay for the abortion.
your final option is to tell her, "After some careful thinking, I'm sure we could make this work out." Say you're going out to get some groceries, and then FUCKING RUN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
any form of poisoning her body will definitely show up during surgery and I'm 99.99% sure she'll take you to court for it.
Better have some good negotiating skill or you'd better start packing.
>>24459717
>baby
>murder fantasy
Keep telling yourself you're righteous faggot.
I think abortion is murder but at the same time i dont believe murdering children under the age of 3 is that bad.
reading this thinking dude you fucked,
It happened to me and she kept it and i now pay child support, I would rather be a virgin wizard than have a kid i never wanted.
on the bright side though OP she hasn't had it yet so you could always run away.
man... it would be a real tragedy if she would fall down some stairs...
>>24458855
>2015
>using a condom and not a condor
>>24458820
Wait until she falls asleep and break out the vacuum cleaner.
>>24459793
Ok ill try to get a lawyver
>staying with her
nope not for the rest of my life
>>24459731
fuck off this is the rest of my life
>>24460214
cant run tho
>>24460260
might have to help her with that
>>24460333
i dont think that will work
