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>tfw you've never had a real bf
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
>tfw your friends think you're a normie and you have to hide the fact that you go on /r9k/
>tfw you start panicking when someone mentions 4chan
>>24458025
Girls? Not being normie af? Sounds unlikely
>>24458025
I have no problem with these threads, but why do we need so many every day? Even the blackbots aren't this repetitive.
Notice how everything is to do with how she looks
>oh no these betas will bring down my social standing
>i dont want to get caught doing something my friends dont approve of
>ive never had a boyfriend! Well I have but again admitting I dated anon would put me on a lower social level so i say he wasnt my "real" boyfriend
worthless cunt being worthless, nothing to see
>be ugly duckling female
>spend years on 4chan
>developed attraction towards effeminate men
>become adult and suddenly get very cute
>still on 4chan
>you can't be attracted to people unless they have the same interests as you
>go through dozens and dozens of potential single robots
>they look like fucking mutants or are insanely fat
>completely repelled because they don't look like you
>politely reject them as gently as possible
>have to block orbiters because they don't give up
>they're all permanently assblasted because you exist and rejected them anyway
>get doxxed three times by random rejected robots
>just give up on even talking to robots to begin with
>can't enjoy chads because we have nothing in common besides looks
>grew into 4chan loving stacy who can't get with chad because you are a fucking degenerate
>tfw you just have to exist as cute degenerate stacy who is showered with affection from people you want nothing to do with or be attacked by them once you reject them
>>24458479
post your picture
>>24458297
Everybody is concerned with their reputation and social standing. Robots here spend a considerable amount of time whining about being bald, or being a manlet, or being black, or being ugly, or countless other things that involve how they're perceived. We're all trying to be accepted. The root fear of unwantedness is shared between all of us.
>>24458479
Christ, can you get any more egocentric.
>>24458515
Shit no, I'll be doxxed again. What if one of them sees me and recognizes my picture/starts posting any personal information they have on me. I had to stop using Skype out of fear.
>>24458549
You don't get it because you are probably just an ugly male who can get with ugly chicks just fine. It's normal to want to be with someone who looks like you.
>>24458556
>I'm not pretty
You won't be doxxed by a single image with no exif data.
>>24458479
christ i feel this
>>24458479
>claim to not be attracted to Chads
>believes self to be entitled to a Chad
>>24458593
The point is that they know what my face looks like and will come in here sperging with any information they have.
>>24458595
>implying you're attractive as Chad
>>24458149
well there are more woman than black people
>>24458595
>>24458590
>>24458556
>>24458479
ITT: neckbeards pretending to be legbeards
it's another shit9k sunday
>>24458615
Chads are all over me too, they are really fucking annoying because they're so fucking boring but they are usually nice and handle rejection really well.
>"Oh yeah, I play video games. I love Madden."
>"Do you want to come play beer pong with me and my friends?"
>"I watched dragonball z as a kid if that's what you mean by anime. I can't enjoy it because there isn't enough dubs and I just don't want to have to read while watching something."
>fembots pretending to be cute ITT
If any of you fembots are looking for a male to chat with, feel free to add me on Skype. I dunno what exactly we can chat about, but I'm sure we can find something interesting -- I have a compsci background & enjoy various forms of animated media.
My username is: amanoftheunknown
>>24458683
It's going to be so cute when you hit the wall. Are you going to go for multiple cats or an annoying yippy dog to cope with your childless and meaningless life?
>>24458719
>dunno what exactly we can chat about
>"compsci background"
>"animated media"
>amanoftheunknown
You sound really interesting and unknown. *unzips fedora*
>>24458725
It's not a big deal, at least I wouldn't be with someone I don't love.
I don't mind being alone.
>>24458683
>I like anime and video games, I'm not like normal people
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD IS OFF THE HOOK CAP THIS POST LMAO FUCKIGN GOLD THREAD OF THE YEAR OF ALL YEARS POST ON R/4CHAN AND WATCH THAT KARMA ROLL IN
>>24458683
>>24458595
>>24458556
>>24458479
>>24458025
>all these guys hit on me they're soooo gross lol!
>>24458830
Anime and video games is a very normal interest for anyone on this board.
I have other hobbies, I just can't really enjoy dating someone if they have zero interest in games at least. I work in the gaming industry too now so it's something I already spend a lot of time doing and discussing.
>>24458817
>I-I don't mind being alone!
>>24458025
stop starting these threads with anime pictures dumb weeaboo
>tfw no bf
also i made this pepe what do you guys think of it
One genuine piscean boyfriend for sale, slightly damaged. Handle with care.
Please send inquiries as a reply
>>24458940
The fox would die if he ate those grapes you silly little sperg.
>>24458880
>for anyone on this board
You still don't get it. Video games and anime are fairly normal past times just about anywhere.
Also, video games are the least productive thing you can do, right next to coming here. Having it as a prerequisite for a partner is fucking pathetic.
>tfw your crush is studying over summer with you cause we failed a unit and have to repeat
>tfw he's going to teach you stuff
>tfw i have a chance
>tfw no fembot gf
>24459004
>>24458025
So, basically, you're waiting for Chad.
>>24459060
>liking someone who enjoys only Madden
You are silly anon. Not sure why anyone on /r9k/ would enjoy this unless they were so desperate that they would just go for whatever.
I realize you think everyone plays video games and watches anime but I live in the world of normies and can tell you that they don't. If they have any sort of interest, that just means that maybe they watched Pokemon 10 years ago or enjoy shooting around some Fifa with the bros.
It's not actually a serious interest for them.
>>24459091
>attempts to become friends with male in order to sleep with him
>lying to get sex
Despicable. Can you actually be friends with anyone, or do you feel entitled to sex?
>>24459004
rate me fembots pls especially the girl that posts her photos everywhere in the full pajamas
>>24458479
>the look like fucking mutants
Well, aren't you a bowl of roses.
Not a fembot, but this reminded me
>tfw have tumblr gf
>hates everything related to 4chan
>gets bothered whenever she sees me browsing here or when I understand a 4chan meme
>doesn't want to watch nip cartoons with me
>>24459178
Find then give us your top 10 games of all time. I'll judge you accordingly.
>>24459004
You look like Putin, except you're not communist and you have no sort of power.
>>24459178
>everyone plays video games and watches anime
Not everyone, but in our generation probably a third of men play video games seriously and a fourth of people generally watch anime.
You realize how boring you are to somebody who spends all their time reading books, or somebody who plays music, or somebody who does something remotely productive? Playing video games is the shittiest investment you can make in terms of developing an interesting personality or becoming worth people's time, and you look down on people for doing it casually.
>>24459211
Would you date this anon or is this mutant standards to you?
Don't forget she's a feminazi and you two have virtually nothing in common.
The person that wrote the green text about ugly duckling Stacy - that is literally me. Hey OP you'll be single forever. Try becoming successful or building a better personality and we might have a chance before we 'hit the wall'
>>24459299
I wouldn't. But TONS of conventionally attractive guys have gotten in line to fuck this girl. And to defend her. She's keked them as well.
Women are just different beasts altogether.
>>24459179
Eh? In what way was i lying?
Of course i have friends, i have like 3. But my love is for my senpai. If anything im trying to earn my right for the sex through study sessions and cute adventures.You Cunt
>>24459323
>even the most expensive whorepaint can't hide what the wall does
tick tock tick tock
>>24459266
Putin is a great man and true and you'd do best to remember that Ros T. McBeef
>have bf
>hate everyone else
>it feels better knowing there are lonely people out in the world, who completely deserve it, than to think of how fufilling it is to be with him
>>24458479
Let me just take the bait here for a sec. U want to tell me from all guys on this board (including failed normies /fit/tys) u can't find one decent guy? And going on, you want to give up on love just because u failed a few times even tho u have like 100 times more chances than most people here. And u claim all this while posting here and since u come here often u know how much attention u will get and still do it. How does any of this make any sense. Sry if i'm dense but holy moly i don't get it...
>>24459372
>goes into relationship with ulterior motives
>wonders why she gets friend zoned
Female c.uck detected
>boyfriend keeps asking to borrow my clothes
>looks better in them
>everyone always thinks he's gay
fucking effeminate lanklets
>>24459257
Okay anon if you want, I'm sure one game will set you off or something. They're not in order.
>i have no mouth, and i must scream
>jumping flash! 2
>soul blade
>rune factory series
>dark souls
>final fantasy tactics advance
>mario paint (i'm gay)
>secret of mana series before it goes to shit
>toss up between ico and sotc
>wind waker
>>24458149
I only see blackbot threads once every few days. They are nowhere near as annoying as fembot threads.
In fact, the only group of people more obnoxious than the females on this site are the homosexuals. And not by that much at all.
You guys are retarded. The world isn't solely divided into Stacy/chads and short autists. If you learn to stop being terrified of socialising.
>>24458479
nice bait i r8 8/8 m8
>>24458025
So by real bf do you mean guys you use for more than just sex?
Because I doubt you've fucked less than 15 guys.
>>24459423
Sure, I meet guys I'm interested in sometimes. Most of them just never fruited due to terrible timing or meeting them when I was a ugly little shit.
I would say the most recent one I met was maybe three years ago but that just didn't work out because I just never asked him out and he was extremely shy around me. I was aware I was moving away from him eventually due to work and didn't want to get into a relationship with him when I was leaving. Sometimes we talk a little when I ask how he is doing every few months.
The only people I have felt very interested in have only been people I knew in real life and you must know that it's very hard to just spot a robot in the wild. I have to sift through a lot of people that I just don't have anything in common with to find a unicorn. Online stuff just never really works for me.
>>24459409
I didn't say there was anything wrong with putin, just meant they look alike.
>>24459339
To be fair, Zoe Quinn has absolutely no soul or standards and would just fuck any dude who is mildly good looking to her. Even if she doesn't have much in common with them. The point I'm making is that most people come off as someone like Zoe Quinn might come off to you.
Sometimes it feels like I can feel absolutely disgust when I hear the words "beer pong" put together. I'm sure tumblrina feminist do this to you with all the weird shit they love to talk about.
>>24459500
>Weird obscure games. Not really a plus or minus just odd.
>Dark souls +
>Wind waker +
>final fantasy +
>ico and sotc +
>secret of mana+
>couple of others that are meh -
You pass I won't violate you, carry on. What about your anime top 10?
>>24459477
>implying that sex is not included as part of a healthy relationship
>implying that's the only reason i want a relationship
Dont you know it's bad to assume things? Afterall, it makes an ASS out of U and ME
cool meme tbqh senpai.
>>24459718
I owned a PS1 and didn't get a N64 as a kid so my mom would buy me weird games, sorry anon. I promise you they were a lot of fun though, I especially loved and obsessed over Jumping Flash!
>>24458025
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
Try never being liked by anyone, you privileged shitlord.
>>24458149
It's trolls spilling over from /b/.
Evidenced by their inability to use fucking timestamped pics.
Either that or traps/trannies trying to pass themselves off as women.
>>24459796
Irrelevant, now we rate your anime tastes. Post em.
>>24459252
What is the point of dating her you are wasting your fucking time
>>24459728
What makes you think that you're entitled to a healthy relationship and sex? Especially if you're not being open and honest about it.
LOL@female entitlement
>tfw you lose your v-card ~7 months before your 30th birthday.
I didn't believe i could do it.
>>24459891
>non non biyori
>umaru
>tokyo magnitude
>paranoia agent
>wolf's rain
>great teacher onizuka
>kanon
>sayonara sensei
>baccano
>monogatari series
I had to really pick and choose between them, you monster.
>>24459500
"Not like other girls"-tier taste.
>Sweden now rape capital thanks to refugees
>my country has just started to accept refugees
>they say they aim to take in a large percentage of refugees
>only in 4 districts
>tfw my district is one of those 4
>tfw can't express concern without coming across as racist
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK.
FFFFUCK.
I don't want my night walks to be curbed. All my life I've had a sense of detachment when it comes to world news like this. But now it's HERE and it's REAL. I was never a fan of the whole refugee thing. Why couldn't they go to a nearby country, where the cultures are similar?
>>24458479
I'm glad you're single, and I hope you stay like that, forever.
Unfortunately, we both know that you'll eventually settle for a beta engineer or codemonkey, with a comfy salary.
>>24460084
Why do you have to make fun of me? Do you realize how fucking painful it was to own a PS1 as a kid and never own a N64? Then you go to your friends house and they are all smashing and shit and you have no idea how to play and you just get dunked on. I have to be constantly reminded that my taste are "obscure" just because I wasn't allowed a fucking N64.
>>24460146
>Not being hand-me-down idort master race
Pleb.
>>24459500
Christ, that's some boring taste. And you ignore Chads for not liking fucking /v/-core?
Fem"""anons""" are absurd.
Give me your top ten manga, now.
>>24460169
N64 was too expensive for my mom back then and she thought the PS1 was cool because of the discs.
>>24460223
Both you and your mom have shit taste m8.
>>24460223
I never could afford any consoles. I had to hustle people for quarters to play sf2 at this sort of arcade.
>>24458479
Did you try to get with doge or vyro?
>>24460238
She didn't have any tastes at all back then. She just bought it because she wanted to play final fantasy 7 and she thought it was hilarious to kill me in soul blade.
>>24460254
No. Oh god.
>>24460108
Do you live in Sweden?
>>24460063
Alright
Shit
Alright
Good
Shit
Shit compared to manga
Shit
Shit compared to manga
Good
Good
why do femanons always have the most boring taste in absolutely everything
this is a serious question
>>24460108
Keep voting for Mama Merkel! And since you emasculated all your males, none of them are coming to save you!
Hooray feminism!
>>24460281
>She just bought it because she wanted to play final fantasy 7
Shit taste.
>>24460298
It's cause only one of the genders isn't a parasite.
>>24460298
Don't talk about Umaru like that.
>>24460317
It was the only game out in 1997 unless you were lucky and your mom loved you and bought a n64.
>>24460281
You say you can't deal with mutants or fatties. Then you say the r9k connection also has to be there. Then you say oh god no when asked about normies on r9k. This gentlemen is a prime example of how irrational women are and why they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>tfw he starts to fall for me and stalk me
>tfw he could easily be a trap
>wanna peg him
>>24460397
Please peg me
>>24460298
Thanks for the input, animelord. Protip: I didn't say I was looking for guys that were absolute experts and elitists in anime, I just want people that are somewhat attractive and are interested in the hobby, and don't completely sperg out when they see an anime they don't like. I've dealt with guys like you before. They're the first to fail.
>>24460289
>>24460302Scotland
Don't try blame feminism. Everything aside you don't need masculine men to see the consequences of letting in huge amounts of refugees and telling them where to go.
I don't need some muscly man to protect me from rapists. A lack of feminism/women's rights here would probably lead to more rape with or without the presence of refugees.
>>24460063
>non non biyori stuff my toddler sister watches -
>umaru neet life is best life -
>paranoia agent +
>GTO +
>kanon -
>sayonara sensei -
>baccano +
>monogatari and tokyo magnitude are on my plan to watch.
I am a monster and you should feel ashamed. Also same thing as >>24460298 said You need to broaden out a bit.
62% is the best I can give you see me after class for your violation evaluation. Now we move on to the final tier. Manga, post em.
>>24460298
>>24460335
You fuckboirobots post your lists to I want to see all of the shit taste.
>>24460470
Not me.. that's not me posting, it's some other anon. D-don't take that bait.
>>24458479
I'm very good looking tbqh, will you be my internet gf?
>>24460509
What are your interests and hobbies though? You could just be another beer pong Chad trying to trick me.
>>24460397
>tfw this post isn't about me
>>24460474
>the feminist answer to any problem is more feminism
Every. Fucking. Time.
You should go shopping for a Burka soon.
>>24460482
I have no taste.
>>24460482
I admit I like baby shit because I am a sensitive girl who likes crying while watching anime a lot. shonen shit is okay and a lot of fun to watch but it often just doesn't appeal to me. especially really really fantasy anime, hard for me to enjoy it most of the time. sci fi is good but once it turns into science fantasy, i can't like it as much for some reason.
I think you will like the monogatari series and tokyo magnitude.
The only reason a girl wouldnt have a bf is because they are either fat or smell, most likely both.
Im sorry ladies but its the truth.
I imagine most fembots to be pretty homely looking, poor hygiene and diets, yet are super critical of male attractiveness.
Why do you even think you deserve a bf? Do you even have an actual personality?
Sure guys will definately fuck you, but no guy is gonna keep you around unless you have something genuine and unique to bring to the table
>tfw don't like the "feminine" direction society is taking
>tfw don't like the way people seem to place safety above than risk/adventure, don't like the obsession with inclusiveness, don't like how people try to avoid hurt feelings, don't like participation awards, etc
>tfw britbong and want to vomit every time a left-wing guy acts as if he's on a higher stage of evolution from americans because he doesn't see the appeal of guns
>tfw want to vomit every time a left-wing guy repeats the "compensating for a little dick" meme and acts as if he's really clever and original
>tfw because you're a woman people assume that these are things you want, but you don't feel that way at all and you wish masculine heroic men would make a comeback
>>24460532
my hobbies is this site. Im a double math/physics major all I do is study and labwork
>be like op but also too ugly for men to hit on
>one day decide to hit on girls instead
>it works
>discover girls don't really have standards as long as you're something that makes them feel special temporarily
>mfw banged stacy twice this weekend
I will be any girls bf right now. N O W.
Let's go.
>>24460482
here, fag
Natsume Yuujinchou
Blame!
Freesia
Homunculus
Lone Wolf and Cub
Strongest Man Kurosawa
Berserk
YKK
Glaucos
KKOW
>>24460639
i am a sysadmin/not even in school anymore. we probably have a bit of an age difference just based on that.
my hobbies are not really this site, i usually take extremely long breaks from /r9k/ then come back sometimes to shit up some threads.
i mostly play piano as a hobby with some other shits sprinkled in.
>>24460707
dude sauce plz
>>24460470
>UGH CHAD JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MY HOBBIES. I'M TIRED OF GETTING FUCKED CONSTANTLY. WHY CAN'T HE WATCH SOME SHITTY ANIME WITH ME
>ewww, some fucking beta is really interested in anime. Lmao I'm not that hardcore TEE HEE~ FUCK OFF LOSER
>why am I so lonely ;(
>>24460784
do you have a height requirement
>>24460862
At least 5'11, or so. Anything taller is bonus points.
>>24460421
Ok bby. This gun be gewd.>>24460470
Women can't be robots
Fuck off you fat cunts
>>24460907
Eggman is 6'4. Doge and vyro are 5'10.
>>24460784
Its not gonna a work out babe.It's not me its you..
> I'm glad we have all the memories though.
>>24460947
>Eggy
He's ugly and a terrible person.
>Doge and Vyro
Too short, and terrible human beings.
>>24460938
Oops wasn't meant to respond to the second one.
>>24460784
can someone post that "Not like the other girls" starter pack image, and maybe add a piano in there?
>>24460544
>>24460397
>>24460421
Why the hell are so many people on 4chan fuckbois. Like really I don't understand where is this degeneracy coming from wanting to be fucked in the ass and be girly.
>>24460605
That's fine if you're sensitive and whatever I don't really care. Here are some recommendations.
>planetes for sci fi
>From the new world for the feels
>berserk read the manga.
>wolf children just a solid movie
>madoka magica for best magical girls, sakura is also pretty good.
These should be interesting for you, and as for me. How do you know that I'll like those two anon I haven't even posted any of my tastes.
>>24460562
Post it anyway.
>>24460730
This shit is getting to long I'll just give you a grade. 75%, Your tastes are likable would watch a couple of shows with you/10.
>>24460862
>>24460907
>>24460947
>>24460947
>>24460959
You guys are pretty funny I like you.
>>24460544
It could be, anon I bet your really cute.
>>24460966
>Eggy
He's ugly.
>Doge and Vyro
Too short.
Fixed that for you. Unless you have concrete reasons for why they're terrible people, you're another dumb slut and this is Halo effect. What's funnier is I think Wowdoge and Vyro are both around 6'1 so you not wanting them means they're both ugly, kek, this is going to crush their egos.
>>24460784
>sysadmin
Why is always STEM girls that are annoying fucks with ridiculous standards, every time, without failure?
Is it because they're surrounded by neckbeards and autists that are constantly scavenging for any girl that's at least a 3/10?
>tfw lesbot
>tfw no gf
>>24460663
how
>>24460966
>terrible human beings
let me translate that:
>not chad
:^)
>>24460108
>Why couldn't they go to a nearby country, where the cultures are similar?
Because having too many white people in one country is racist, goyim.
>>24460663
i'm a pretty decent looking dude (if you're into skinny dudes with moderately effeminate features) and i think you're pretty cute. i'm just really autistic and wouldn't hit on you irl because of it. any gf i ever had aggressively pursued me.
desu i dig your style except the piercings. also jealous of your success. what are your tricks?
>tfw no fembot friend my age
I JUST need someone to talk to.
>>24461236
>and i think you're pretty cute.
Well that's a first.
>dig your style except the piercings
To be honest I wasn't a fan of piercings but chicks always dig it because they look at accessories and exterior qualities first. It's cheating really.
>>24461170
> what are your tricks?
>how
You just go up to a girl and make her blush and have her make plans with you before she can categorize where to put you in her mind. I think it's probably easier from my perspective because gay is seen as another fashion accessory that makes them cooler.
basically it's life on easymode and I'm sorry.
>>24461413
gib age
>>24461618
18
robot is giving me trouble
>>24461646
oh well youngn', im sure some non old person will talk to you eventually.
Do girls even know what it means to be a robot?
>>24458025
I am an attractive robot that is in a 3 year long relationship with an attractive fembot.
Life is good, except when we have to deal with other people, including each other's families (a fuckimg awkward mess).
The worst part is they assume we are arrogant fucks for being silent because of fear of dropping pasta. We only talk when it is a topic we are interested about and then we come across as rude autist spergs because we cant let bullshit pass despite that being necesdary for the proper flow of the social situation.
At least we are together in our struggle.
>>24461763
>>24458025
My point was...just because you have a partner it does not get that much easier and sometimes you have to deal with a whole another set of anxiety causing bullshit.
Lrn2absolutedetachment I guess
>>24461413
I'll talk to you anon!please dont try and show me your penis
>fatigued
>ovulating and super horny
>roommates have friends over but I don't
>want to fap, but i left the house to get out of their hair
>planning on rubbing one out in the unisex bathroom
>want to get some work done first so I can say i was marginally productive today
>have done no work because I'm tired and lazy
>>24461814
Do you have a Steam? I'm afraid I'll be embarrassed because I only play pleb games and for the time being cannot play any.
Male robot question for any fembots: can you describe what having a beta orbiter is like? Or multiple? Any stories? I'm curious what it's like to be orbited.
>>24461882
The guy is gross but you want attention
Deep down, most of them know that's how you feel too.
>>24459937
Not entitlement. But rather i have the opportunity to pursue a romantic relationship like everyone else.
Check yourself. Of course no-one is entitled to a relationship.
You would be lucky to have a supreme gentlemen bf. Cur
Something tells me this thread is pretty dead.
>scared off anon that could have spoken with me
NEVER
HAD
A
CHANCE
>>24461008
i've seen all the things you listed and read/seen berserk although it makes me rage due to being unfinished, thanks anon.
do fembots shave their ass hair
>>24463051
show me a timestamped pic of your ass hair and ill answer.
>>24462969
>52 posters
It's standard circlejerk behavior.
Mostly traps/trannies pretending to be women.
>>24463069
what if i have dingleberries and lost pieces of toilet paper stuck in my ass hair?
>>24463086
post pic or stfu
>>24463036
Have you read?
>A silent voice
>Flowers of evil
>Hajime no ippo
>pun pun
>one punch man.
>bastard
Which anon are you again?
>>24463051
>>24463069
>>24463086
>>24463101
Stop being degenerates.
>>24463079
But why?!
>>24463121
>>A silent voice
>>Flowers of evil
>>Hajime no ippo
>>pun pun
>>one punch man.
>>bastard
Literally all tumblr tier anime
You sure are a patrician
Have you heard about le attack titan? XD
>>24463453
Here's your reply. Also 4/10 post. Best I can give you. You need to work on le speak, and understanding that I was posting manga not anime. The patrician comment was the only decent insult.
>>24463588
>le no fucks given XDDD
Literally retarded
I honestly can't wait til ISIS invades the west and puts women in rape camps.
Those are also all garbage manga.
Please fuck off and get raped
>>24463716
Here's another reply. 2/10 your posts are declining in quality. Plus your inner /pol/ is leaking. Work on it maybe someday you can become an actual internet troll.
>>24463900
>disagrees with me so must be troll
>these tumblr reaction pics
>>>/a/
>>24463121
i haven't read a silent voice. i mostly like horror manga though if you have any suggestions, not that you have to give me suggestions, i-if you don't want to.
Anyone else here cosplay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1ekKSsh8Q
>>24464987
Ibitsu is pretty good, and fucked up. Give it a try.
>Not reading Silent voice
It's not too bad and gives you a decent vibe. Also not fixing your punctuation when you're being shy, anon please.
>>24464405
Every post is an attack and not even a good one at that. I'm going to keep replying with reaction images and criticisms of your posts until you learn how to insult someone properly brobot.
>live with friend and boyfriend
>read up on Facebook about how you make grilled cheese in your toaster by laying it on its side
>try it out
>the toaster starts melting
>roommate walks in and immediately unplugs it and uses a fire extinguisher to put out the fire
>he looks at my boyfriend who goes into the kitchen to check out the commotion and says to him "Your girlfriend owes me a handjob"
>he angrily walks back to his room and yells at me to clean everything up
>>24465547
I want to feel bad for you, but that was a pretty stupid thing to attempt when you have a perfectly good pan to make grilled cheese in.
If you wanted to be totally quirky you could have done it with a clothes iron.
>>24465598
I didn't know better.
the grilled cheese looks so good in those pictures. I figured if it was a sham, a bunch of people would have said something in the comments.
>>24465646
Please don't lie to me, but how old are you?
>>24465547
This can't be real. What kind of place did you grow up in where you don't know that putting cheese in a toaster is going to light it on fire?
>tfw no online community for females
Even in this thread robots are constantly invading.
>I'M A MALE AND I WILL GIVE MY INPUT ON EVERYTHING YOU POST, EVEN WHEN YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT
Holy christ
>>24465736
Then why did you post it?
To have an echo chamber?
Take some .357 caliber aspirin and call it a night, cunt.
>>24465736
res ponse
>>24465773
Oh look, case in point.
Fuck off, robot. If I wanted to listen to your shitposts I wouldn't come to this thread.
>>24458025
>tfw spend hours and tons of money on my appearance, education and self improvement
>unhygenic, fat, non educated men still think they deserve me because "muh personality"
what is the reasoning behind this? my friends say it's because ugly men in movies always get with the respected hot girl.
>>24465672
I'm 20 years old.
>>24465692
I didn't think that the cheese would be dripping if it wasn't touching the edges of the bread.
>>24465826
>my friends say it's because ugly men in movies always get with the respected hot girl.
Yeah pretty much. It's not even personality though, it's just doing menial favors.
>>24465848
Do you even melt?
>>24465826
I love this. My favorite thing about the mind of a robot.
They want girls that are far far above them but can't figure it out because they hate girls so much. They just cross off "Stacy" girls with heavy makeup and think a cute girl who dresses well with light makeup want them instead. Even though these women are typically more appealing to everyone and not just robots.
>>24465848
You didn't think the cheese would expand as it melted?
You didn't think it might be too close to the heating elements and start burning?
>>24465809
Bite me, bitch. This is our board, and you're just posting on it.
>tfw family tries to change you
>girls should like clothes and makeup anon, why dont you
>why dont your friends ever call you to hangout anon
>hey anon its been so long since we've seen you, anything different? a boyfriend?
>>24465924
>This is our board
>this is what newfags actually believe
Off to wizchan you go
>>24465940
Honey, don't delude yourself. Your hormones must be messing with your head as you're not thinking straight.
Why don't you get some tea, honey, andstop posting?
>>24465970
>Honey, don't delude yourself.
Heed your own advice, please.
FUCK OFF ROASTIE WHORES
YOU'RE ALONE BC YOU'RE EMPTY
>>24465970
>stop posting
Yet here you are. You obviously want the female attention, fat fuck.
>>24466008
You really are a moody little twat. What's wrong, struck out again this weekend while all of your "gal pals" found someone to go home with?
>>24466019
ayy bby I need you to fill me up then
My boyfriend doesn't stick up for me when I get scared or shy of something. He lightly makes fun of me whenever I seem hesitant of something. He'll say something like "Oh, you're scared of X and you want me to do it for you. okay" or "Oh, so you want me to come to the rescue. Gotcha"
When I'm really shy of something, he'll keep pressuring me to do it. He tells me "we're not going anywhere until you do it"
it makes me feel like a special needs child.
>>24466058
Here's another (You) for you.
>>24466066
ayy gurl lemme get ur diglets
>>24466074
Why is he your bf then?
>>24466035We take the attention we can get.
>>24466082
Given up so quickly?
>>24466074
Dudes are just like this, doesn't matter who you date. They all think you are retarded no matter what, even other girls do.
That's just part of being female really.
>>24466074
>BOOHOO MUH BF DOESNT SOLVE MY PROBLEMS FOR ME
Just find someone willing to babby you, you retarded sack of whiny shit.
>>24466110
because other than that he's a nice guy.
>>24466145
>girls aren't allowed to be scared or feel emotions
I bet you constantly bitch about how guys aren't allowed to feel emotions while telling people to stop feeling emotions.
>>24460146
So, you say you love videogames, but never played anything besides the shity games you mentioned? Never got your own money and bought a GBA or DS? This is exactly why no one should take seriously a woman who says she likes videogames
>>24466182
>girls aren't allowed to be scared or feel emotions
I didn't say that you retarded sack of shit.
You can feel scared/shit your whale panties, but you should solve your own fucking problems.
>tfw one of my bartholin's glands got clogged
>egg sized lump on my genitals, couldn't sit, couldn't stand, had to lie on my side with an ice pack on my vagina
>gave it a squeeze while showering, sudden release of pressure and horrific stench
>hand coated in thick, off white goo
And my genitals are now back to normal today. Can't even tell that yesterday I had a horrible infection. Whew.
>>24460605
you sound like the kind of woman who would go to tumblr and also enjoy the IGN anime podcast. Let me guess, you need Link to be a girl and Samus to always remain a woman, right?
One time I went to go check on my roommate by going into his room. I didn't see him in his room so I walked into it to see if he left a note or something. When I walked past his bed, he grabbed me by the ankles from under his bed and I ended up peeing myself. It was so embarrassing.
>>24466250
Vaginas are terrifying and disgusting things.
the women on this forum and not with chads have roasties. i can personally attest that girls with innie vaginas are a prized commodity in the chad and normie world
>>24466265
Sounds hot tbqh familia
>>24466276
This happens to me about once a year, really. It's pretty nasty. I tried to recruit a friend into taking a scalpel to it but he refused.
I ended up having to do that myself last time with a kitchen knife. Still have a bit of a scar. Thankfully it resolved itself this time.
>>24466323
Go see a medical professional, christ.
>Playing redneck doctor on your genitals and leaving scars
>>24458479
>only creepy guys ever hit on you
>creeps be creeping on online dating (literally get hundreds of messages from complete weirdos)
>try to become friends with a guy in real life
>all he wants is to get in your pants and gets mad when you won't sleep with him like you owe him
>been single for weeks now
>>24466338
The doctor would pretty much do the same thing. I watched how to do it on Youtube, it's not a complicated procedure. Only mistake I made was not using a sharper knife, I was too impatient to wait for a scalpel set to come in from Amazon.
>>24465919
>robot wants any women
>those "beautiful" women will be a single mother of a one-night Chad stand or be childless at 40
They get exactly what they deserve.
>hungry
>walk into fridge
>see a bag of tacos from Taco Bell
>open bag
>there's actually only 2 left and the bag only looks big because there's a bunch of napkins and crumbled wrappers
>eat it and clean up and notice that was a grilled loader in the bag hiding in the midst of napkins
>still hungry so eat that too
>day later
>have boyfriend over and we're just chilling in living room
>hear the sound of scissors clasping behind my head
>turn around
>roommate is holding a pair of scissors along with a huge clump of hair in the other hand
>ask him "why" while chasing him into the hallway and pinning him down
>he says "that's what you get for eating my Tacos yesterday"
Turned out he was holding extensions and he didn't actually cut my hair. My boyfriend saw that he was faking it, but he didn't say anything to me. I can't trust him anymore.
>>24466398
wtf why would you eat someone else's tacos?
>>24466354
I cannot stop being creepy. I want to, but dont know how. I'm clingy and love talking a lot, i know that much i can fix. What else is creepy to girls?
>>24465919
>They want girls that are far far above them but can't figure it out because they hate girls so much.
Sure thing bruh.
>>24459481
When does this ride end
>>24466433
>What else is creepy to girls?
Your existence.
Literally a certain kind of appearance is "creepy" to girls.
If you have it you're just SOL.
>>24466426
Because nobody wanted to eat hers, ammirite bros?!
*high five*
>>24466426
I thought no one would miss since it was only 2 soft tacos. The grilled loader was just a bonus. I already ate the tacos so i thought why not just finish the rest since the grilled loader isn't very filling on its own.
>>24466189
Why would I buy a GBA or DS? That's just crazy talk, they both have good emulators.
No, as a child, I had no way to make money to get them if that's what you meant. The DS came out when I was preteen to give you an idea. I did buy a launch 3DS though because I had money.
The consoles I had as a kid were:
>SNES
>PS1
>Gamecube
Only handhelds were:
>Gameboy (the first one). Sadly, the only game I had on this was Mario Golf.
I played FF Tactics Advance on a emulator much later in my life. I was just poor kid man, couldn't ask my mom for stuff like that. One of her boyfriends got me a Gamecube and we pre-ordered Wind Waker/Ocarina of Time bundle for Gamecube together. I still have it actually and replay it every year. It is original black label, Sadly, he died in a accident. I play every summer on the anniversary of his death and usually need to cry a lot.
>>24466263
I don't listen to any podcast, haven't used tumblr before. Sometimes I call Link "Zelder" as a joke when talking to strangers to see how they react. Really like Semper Games when I was a little younger and thought it was funny as shit to watch them get red faced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBkOWN8yBUQ
>>24466460
Oh. I guess that's makes sense ;_;
>>24466250
>someone else with a messed up bartholins gland
one of mine fills up each time i'm horny so I need to squeeze it out each time. very annoying.
>>24466250
GOD FUCK WHY CAN'T THIS SHIT JUST STAY ON /CGL/
>>24466497
how old are you and what do you do for a living?
>>24466522
Does it ooze out copious amounts of fluid????
>>24466557
it just fills up with normal vag lube. no infections or i'd see someone about it.
>>24466556
It's rude to ask a woman her age anon, please. I am this close to buying 12 cats.
>>24466497
Something something trolls. Ignore them.
>>24466522
>>24466323
>>24466250
Wtf is this, why aren't you going to the doctors for this type of stuff?!
>>24466573
>Buying cats
You just snatch them off the street if you want to be a proper cat lady.
>>24466573
If you had a ps1 when you were a kid, I guess you're almost my age, which is 27. 27 doesn't seems like a cat-owning age
What's so great about having a bunch of cats? The only cute cats that do cute things are the ones that are on Youtube.
>>24466585
>why aren't you going to the doctors for this type of stuff?!
i actually went the month after it started happening but they gynecologist and nurse didn't believe me because it wasn't happening right then and there.
i really hat doctors that don't actually give as hit about what you have to say about your own body.
>>24466573
If i dressed up like a cat would you purchase me? I'm so lonely. ;_;
>>24466618
That's not old for a man anon. My ovaries about to dry up. Pretty sure 30+ for a woman is when you don't have children because you are guaranteed to give birth to an autistic chlid.
>>24466641
Maybe you should choose a non-shit gynecologist.
>>24466651
Depends on the women. Some women stay biologically younger then others.
>>24466651
My mother had her last child when she was 41.
No defects, no nothing. She had 11 children before that. You have plenty of prime reproductive years ahead of you, but the clock is ticking.
>when you know your boyfriend is cheating on you with your best friend who is also your roommate , but you don't say anything because you depend on them for your current living situation
>>24466354
Here's a thing sweetie: men form bonds through common activity. Secondly, women never EVER say anything in regards to boundaries or sexual interest, so it's a default assumption that if a pretty woman is talking to us despite not having an immediate boyfriend and never mentions one we have to assume she's interested in being sexual because woman don't form friendships with men unless they find them sexually attractive.
>b-b-but penises
People who find each other attractive have sex. Get over it.
>>24465919
>They want girls that are far far above them
Most robot's want a girl that's basically like them.
Taking the fact that women are able to get men above them you might be right, but as a whole it's kind of reasonable.
>>24466684
>choosing your doctor when you have gov healthcare.
what do i look like? a rich person?
>tfw numb
>tfw vaguely hate yourself
>tfw on the verge of giving up and doing sudoku
>>24466715
How about you try to make more money then?
>>24466708
>she's interested in being sexual because woman don't form friendships with men unless they find them sexually attractive.
That's a terrible assumption and a quite rapey one at that. Get over yourself. I don't owe you sex in exchange for your company.
>>24466741
nah, i'm not that greedy.
Emily?
Tbqh senpai senpai senpai desu senpai baka baka desu senpai baka tbqh
>>24466751
Nobody says that women owe men sex for their company. What they do say is that there is an assumption that a woman is sexually available to a man if she appears interested in him and doesn't make it clear she has a boyfriend.
Did you know:
women get keked more than men
>>24466751
Keep telling yourself that. My male friends I've spent hundreds of hours doing shit, probably 1000+, and my female "friends" I've spent maybe 20 hours with, and unsurprisingly we share no hobbies and I would never share most of my personality with them. My longest friendship with a woman was more than three years, and yes, there was a strong sexual intimacy and she knew me reasonably closely.
If you're in a relationship already it's a lot easier to be friends with someone of the opposite gender, but women are just worse at friendships overall. They don't even like to do stupid shit like watch a movie someone else likes.
>>24466800
Well no shit, if women go for chads, then naturally chad is going to fuck around.
Guys who never really had women to begin with aren't technically being keked after all.
>>24458025
>tfw never had a real gf
>tfw every girl who liked you was online
>tfw you don't like anyone irl but have to pretend to do so that you don't feel lonely
>tfw no one knows what 4chan is
>>24466651
are you acusing me of male privilege? you don't sound fun anymore, anon
Anyone just want to be my gf, or even pretend to be my gf? I'm fine with either at this point, just need some romantic companionship.
>>24466850
The only comfort i have as an irredeemable loser is that i wont ever be keked. Feels good
>>24465970
>Honey, don't delude yourself
>Honey
Fookin hell m8, literally die
>>24458025
Perverted how?
>>24466701
My mother was 35 when she had me and you see how I turned out
>>24466074
I do this to my gf sometimes because I want her to overcome her fears and try new things.
>>24466860
if it helps - I'm not horribly disfigured or obese or anything, and I'm white. you can probably imagine some horrible jabba the hutt-esque neckbeard monstrosity behind a post like that, but I'm a pretty normal guy, just full NEET mode.
>>24466919
Hey, don't blame your mother's ovaries for your own failures.
>>24466857
No stupid faggot, I'm telling you that my eggs are limited and that shit goes fast. I've heard it's pretty hard for chicks to get pregnant as they get older. Has nothing to do with your penis but you might last slightly longer than me, who knows considering it seems mostly genetic and not about sex.
I can't really think of many women in my family who lasted much longer than 30 or were able to get pregnant later in their life. I probably got bad vagina genetics.
>>24466918
Some people just have that look. Apparently i have it too. Dont even have to say anything, i'm just deemed a creep and a perv
>>24466838
>worse at friendships overall. They don't even like to do stupid shit like watch a movie someone else likes.
i had a blast in the friend zone, senpai
we watched movies and hung out doing random shit, it was genuinely fun. until i developed feelings and fucked it up
>>24465547
I wanted to do the toast thing, but I noticed it wouldn't work with a plastic toaster. Did you uh, miss that step?
