Should I just be gay if I can't get a girlfriend?
Rei is the best Evajellyon.
Deal with it.
>>24457560
What makes you think we'd want you? If you can't get with anyone fro 50% of the population you sure can't get with anyone from 1%.
We don't want any more fat ugly homos.
>>24457593
She really is. No 3D will ever match her perfection.
>>24457747
Just imagine the middle-aged Japanese male artist who drew her whenever you look at her.
>>24457786
He's probably a good guy.
I bet actual gays are shitting themselves over people like this.
Everyone thinks I'm gay from how I act and dress so women don't see me as straight, I might as well go gay tbhfam
>>24457851
>shitting themselves
What?
>>24457786
He had good taste.
>>24457740
lol gay guys are all sluts, he could get one very easily.
>>24457560
Sorry homie, it just doesn't work like that.
>>24457870
With rage.
>>24457560
I chose this path. Feels good.
>>24457885
All men are sluts, the difference is that straight men can't have sex whenever they want because women are shit and gay men are not shit.
>>24457905
Pretty much, as I said >>24457740
>>24457560
I am starting to wonder the same thing. Changed my dating profile to gay twice and both times I got a full inbox in less than two days. Meanwhile the only reply I have ever gotten from a woman was a bot.
ITT: The shittiest taste ever.
Pic unrelated.
>>24457897
Why not?
>original comment
>>24457966
If all OP wants to do is fuck a slut, they don't have to go through the trouble of pretending to be gay.
>>24457966
>All men are sluts
Right, no argument, I was just saying it's very easy for any gay guy to get sex.
>>24458057
What if I want to be fucked like a slut?
>>24458199
Yea well, you are a gay slut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMqI4uNU5U
>>24458084
>Right, no argument, I was just saying it's very easy for any gay guy to get sex
Half of the gays on r9k are virgins. The other half are sluts.
Gay is easy when you look good because guys love sex and gays are guys. But gays are also like women, so they want sex with chads, not fat ugly neckbeard loosers.
>>24457870
probably lost all control of their bowels
>>24457560
you definitely should
it's your choice, after all
>>24457870
It means shitting in your pants.
>>24458199
That's fine, anon
>>24460101
I'd fuck that 2D blonde qt. no homo
>>24457786
Hes a cool guy
>>24457560
work out and become chad first
i give it about a year for gains to show
dont be a faggot
>this is a original comment
>>24457740
>We don't want any more fat ugly homos.
Top keks
>not realizing gays get the worst treatment especially if you come out of the closet
stop now OP its hell for fags
>>24457966
>gay men are not shit.
Everyone knows that's a lie. Straight is the best.
Only if you're legit bi. How do you expect to be able to get hard during gay sex if you aren't turned on by it? Honestly I'm very doubtful of the concept of prison gay. I mean if you're locked up and you'd rather fuck or even rape other dudes instead of faping, then you were probably always gay and prison is just an excuse. Also if you like trannies or traps you clearly like both masculine and feminine features and are by definition bi.
i cant speak for anyone else, but being gay is honestly the worst part of my life. i would give anything to be attracted to females, i'd marry any disgusting cheating roastie if i had it in me.
i just want to make my dad proud
How can I tell if I am legitimately bi or just so lonely I would fuck men?
>>24460526
Jerk off to both gay porn and straight porn and compare.
>>24460526
Or bi mmf threesomes
How do dicks taste like?
>>24460589
I jerk off to gay porn as much as straight porn, been doing so since highschool. However, I only jerk off to feminine boys.
>>24460844
it tastes like any part of your skin (if you wash it, of course)
Can you even get a guy though?
>>24461637
nope, being ugly means guys wont bang you either
>>24461637
You present your butt to them, and they go into butt lust. From there you just lay there and take it
>>24461672
Wouldn't that be nice.
>>24461672
Yeah, but then they might look at your face and be grossed out
>>24461716
That's why you bring your paper bag, with a cute annie may face drawn on. You put it on and make kawaii noises while you get plowed
>>24462737
You think of everything don't you sehnpai
>>24462812
Of course, no one can resist a cute 2D face and a 3D butt together. No one
>>24458018
No kidding. Reifags really are gayfags.
