HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE WAS KINNNNNGGGGGSSSSS N SHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEETTT
>he confused r9k with pol
Oop. Embarrassing.
>>24457082
HOL UP
HOL UP
>implying that is what the average black American looks like
>Awkward moment when you're a black girl and you have no idea what the op is saying
>>24457082
>>24457082
This
Bkoxoxox
>>24456945
No one cares about your irrational fear of black men you kek
>>24456945
Aren't there supposed to be asterisks in here?
WE WUZ EGYPTIANS AND SHEEET
You should've green texted the action IMO. Still funny af
>>24457103
>>24457185
the thing you're forgetting is that white pussy LITERALLY belongs to black cock
>>24457179
shut up nigger
>>24457289
thats actually african attire at least.
Have you ever actually talked to a black person?
>>24458251
I have and OP's post is exactly what they sound like.
>>24457082
>He confused /r9k/ with reddit
I don't know what you're used to, but here, people joke around about whatever they want to. If you don't like it, just hide the thread or fuck off.
>>24458251
nigger have you?
I'm black and I wanna vocaroo this but I don't live alone and I'm too tired atm.
>>24458251
Whenever I go to a flea market to sell the computers I fix up, these black people always come up to me and try to buy the shittiest computers I have and I swear, they must be speaking another language because I can barely understand anything that they say. I really hate selling to them because of how awkward it is to tell them to repeat what they said 3 or 4 times so I can understand them.
But one time, this one guy came to my stand and I couldn't understand a single word he said the whole 15 minutes he was at the stand talking to me, so I just stood there, just telling him the how much RAM the he was looking at had, how much hard drive space, what processor it had, etc. The best part is, he ended up buying a computer for 20$. I hadn't understood anything he had said the whole time, but I somehow convinced him to buy a computer from me.
>>24458251
Look, we get that you have that one cool black guy that goes to your school, but in the real world, niggers talk like that all the time.
>>24458455
The power of the white man
>>24457082
This is a /tv/ meme. But it's a pretty awful one, I have no idea how it survived as long as it has.
>>24458251
I live in louisiana, filled to the brim with them. All of them, YES ALL OF THEM, except 2 which I know and talk to occasioanally, talk exactly like OP
I cant understand what the fuck they're saying but I always hear something about "white gurl" and stuff in it
>>24457179
get off this board nigger
*drives violently*
*grabs belt loops*
AY YO DOC PAVEL, I'M DA CIA, YA DIGG?
*passes suitcase of cocaine*
YO NIGGA, HOL' UP, REAL TALK DOE
DIS BOY WASN'T ALONE
UH, BITCH, YOU AIN'T BRINGIN' YO HOMIES
DEM NIGGAS AIN'T MY HOMIES
*gets arrested*
CHILL DAWG, THEY ON THE HOUSE
DA FUCK I GONNA DO WITH DEM
THEY BE FINNA GRAB YO PRIZE, SUCKA
*makes a 'is dis nigga fo real' face*
THEY WORK FOR DA MERC, DA BITCH WIF DA MASK
HOL' UP NIGGA, HOL' UP
IS YOU TELLIN' ME DESE NIGGAS
DESE NIGGAS RITE HERE U SAYIN' THEY WORK FOR
*clenches neck*
DAT BAYNE BITCH?
GET DEEZ MUHFUGGAS ON THE PLANE, I'LL TEXT DA GANG
DA FLIGHT PLAN I MADE WIF DA POPO SAYS ME, MY BOYS, M.C. PAVEL HERE, BUT ONLY ONE A YOU BITCHES
FIRST NIGGA STARTS TALKIN' GETS TO STAY
*loudly points gun*
WHO U PAID YA TO GRAB DJ PAVEL?
*shoots gun sideways and misses*
DAT NIGGA DIDN'T FLY GOOD, WHO FINNA TRY NEXT?
GIMME DA LOW DOWN ON BANE, NIGGA
DA FUCK IS UP WITH DA MASK?
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A LITTLE BITCH
NIGGA WHO DA FUCK SHOOTS A BOY 'FORE TOSSIN' HIM OUTTA PLANE
DAMN SON, YOU CAN TALK
WHO THE FUCK YOU IS?
SHIT SON, DOESN'T MATTA
WUT MATTAS IS WHAT WE BE UP TO
NO ONE GAVE A SHIT 'BOUT ME 'FORE I PUT DA MASK ON
NIGGA HOL' DA PHONE
IF TAKE DAT SHIT OFF, IS YOU GONNA DIE OR SOME SHIT?
IT'D HURT LIKE A BITCH
YOU A BIG GUY
FOR YOU, SUCKA
