Who /easilyangry/ here? ITT post things that make your blood boil and wanna kill people
>babies/children crying
>audible chewing
>people who are unskilled at vidya
>sjw culture
>waking up
>>24456724
>people who are happy
>people who talk about current events
>people who talk to me
>cold weather
>hot weather
>bugs
>animals
>loud noises
>>24456724
You sound like you're a hoot to hang around with
Enjoy life in the basement
>people blocking my path
>hearing normies talk about video games
>women in general
>>24456749
holy shit this tbqh
>happy people
>loud people
>crying children
>crowds
Pretty much this.
>ice rattling in a glass
>stuck walking behind slow old people
>top 40 radio hits
>>24456724
>babies/children crying
>audible chewing
>people who are unskilled at vidya
>sjw culture
Same here angerbro, and
>people holding hands
>asking me stupid questions
>things touching me lightly
>>24456724
>the sound of normies laughing
nothing in the world pisses me off more
>>24456868
>things touching me lightly
I know this feeling very well
>>24456724
>when people kick my shoe/touch my leg w/theirs in class
Holy hell you son of a bitch, there not enough room at the table?
>when people clear their throat for 15-20mins after eating
Shut the fuck up goddamnit
>>24456894
Shit really? Do you have a hard time wearing normal clothes or sleeping with non-weighted blankets?
>>24456950
yes, all my clothes are baggy and I can't sleep with sheets. Only a comforter. Also I fucking hate going where there's trees because of being brushed by branches
>>24456821
>people that don't save reaction images from the source
>people who don't walk quickly enough
>people that are passive aggressive
>99% of people because they argue over dumb shit at the drop of a hat
>99.9% of people because they'll join into the shitposting
>when something which should go right doesn't, it makes me want to scream, like vsync on external monitors, changing a setting in a game, bus arriving earlier than stated times
>the 99% of richfags and 100% of women that can't even parse what it's like not getting everything they want all the time
>people talk about you like you're not in the room just to try and get you to react
I just silently wish death upon them all
>>24456975
>>24456950
You guys know sensory processing disorders are a key symptom of Autism and frequently ADHD/Sperg right?
>>24457098
Yes I'm very aware, the site at which i got my weighted blanket was aimed toward autistic children.
>>24457069
I don't even wish death upon them desu
I'm not sure what to think anymore, it's somewhere between self hatred, self pity and amusement
I have managed to make myself the biggest joke in the world, now I must revel in my handywork
>>24457098
I'm aware. I am a functioning member of society, I'm working on it tho
>Go on /v/.
>Get mad because a developer did something stupid or Anita Sarkeesian did something retarded.
>Go on /tv/.
>Get mad because Zoey Quinn gets a movie about her made, and new Star Wars will suck.
>Go on /co/.
>Get mad because some webcomic artist said something I don't like.
>Go on /r9k/.
>Get mad because I have no gf.
>Go on /pol/.
>Get mad at liberals and some new terrorist attack killing people.
What are some nice boards to calm me?
>>24456749
>not being able to wake up
this shit drives me up the fucking wallsave me
>>24457151
jp, the cute board
>>24457151
Don't go to /d/, half the threads have some shitty photoshops
>>24457098
>why are luteral autists on /r9k/?
The question answers itself desu senpai
>people not muting the tvs at work
sometimes customers turn the volume up, but people tend to not turn it back down. If I turn the tv on in the morning and it starts blaring sound I get irrationally angry.
>>24457151
/c/ if you like anime
>>24456724
>kids
>all my family
>religious people
>loud people
>>24457195
That reminds me
>stretched video
>video with fucked up brightness/colors
>video with motion compensation/movie mode/120hz/etc on and the framerate fucking jitters and blurs like crazy and looks like shit.
>>24456811
>PEOPLE BLOCKING MY PATH
this so much and God forbid if it's a child
>White female Muslim converts
I saw one the other week and it ruined my entire day. My blood was fucking boiling.
>>24457151
Wallpaper is a comfy place to be.
>>24456724
>American feminism
>Rabid liberalism
Rabid conservatism would probably piss me off too if my age group wasn't almost entirely rabid-left, or that weird "thinks they're right-wing because they say the exact same things as the far Left, just slightly less aggressively or don't tell people to kill themselves" thing.
>Really any politics at all, race/gender politics especally make me want to puke. Age politics are a joke, that whole "ppl under 25 are oppressed b/c we are a minority of the voting bloc" or whatever stuff.
>When roomies trash the kitchen and don't clean it for over a week
Niche thing, I know, but kitchen sanitation is a big tic of mine.
You'd never guess anything but the kitchen stuff from hanging out with me, I pokerface the shit out of it and pretend to be as bluepill/unopinionated as they come.
>>24456724
What's swj?
>audible chewing
Smacking lips. It makes me legit homicidal. It's got a name, too, misophonia.
Murderous folk like us are why table manners were invented.
>>24456724
>me and classmate witness something
>I try to start talking about it with a other dude
>see it as exercise to become normie
>Tell one sentence
>Normie classmate rushes in at the other end of the room
> starts yelling``DUUDE IT WAS like``
>can say maximum 2 words as talks about shit nobody cares and says every detail of this pointless event
>dont sperg out about it but i really want to
>just look and stand there for a while
>walk few meters
>take out phone and start browsing 4chan/news/9gag
Normies suck dick
>missing notes in osu!
I have no rhythm and i was trying to get the "Don't let the bunny distract you" achievement.
>>24456724
I never get angry. One of my strengths I guess.
I get frustrated some times. I guess I'm just so used to failure and being let down that I never get angry.
>>24457379
>>take out phone and start browsing 4chan/news/9gag
Kill yourself and never post her again.
>SJWs
>normies
>normie culture
>happy handsome couples
>rich people
>niggers
>nigger culture
>really loud noise ( shitty amplifiers, jackhammers, loud normies )
>special snowflakes ( hurr i write poetry, hurr i read "books" xDD )
>mainstream """nerd""" culture
>social media
>pure shitposting ( rose threads, steam gay thread )
>hookup culture
>racemixing ( im racemixed and i think no one deserves to be an outcast to their own country and culture and all countries and all cultures )
>banks
>Jews
>Holohoax
>the beach
there is probably more but those get me real fucking mad
>people who think it's perfectly cool to touch you and your stuff without asking
I was sitting in class the other day and some guy sat on the back on the chair and his fucking ass was pressing into my shoulder
>>24457230
>people who walk in front of you just to stop for no reason
>>24457413
>played EBA on highest or second highest difficulty
>miss ONE NOTE in the song and your score drops by like 95%
>play Crypt of the Necromancer, the grandmother, miss one beat DEAD
>doing homework, Asian TAs
>you use a value from the beginning in the rest of the problem
>miscalculate one value
>half credit
The latter has happened like five times this semester. I fucking hate Chink TAs
>>24457528
I shove these people out of the way.
I'm not going to change my path just to accommodate their idiocy and lack of regard for others.
>people that dont chew with their mouths closed
>people who breathe with their mouths open
>finding human hair that isnt mine on anything
>obeasts
>>24456724
>having to leave my house for anything
>getting visitors
>being seen by anyone, even my own family.
>>24457278
I fucking know that feel all too well bro.
>>24457470
i only browse 9gag at phone. Its terrible site and i hate it but offers me to read and keeps me busy. In the olden days i browsed hugelol but its dead now and 4chan needs actual thought into it and not just hollow reading.
>any time I drive I end up screaming and driving aggressively
>having to repeat myself
>misophonia, so certain sounds piss me off
>all children. I fucking hate them
>authority
I'm not even going to bother going on. I just get enraged so easily the second someone encroaches on my peace of mind. Goddammit, I'm getting mad just typing this.
Thank god weed and cigarettes exist.
>>24456724
>slow walkers
IF EVERYONE WALKED THE SAME PACE AS ME I'D GET SHIT DONE SO FAST
DO YOU INTENTIONALLY WALK SLOW? DO YOU LOVE THE SUPERMARKET SO MUCH YOU WANT TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE BUYING TOILET PAPER? DON'T YOU HAVE ANYWHERE TO BE?
FUCK YOU
>having to leave house if not by choice
>being asked anything
>being given advice
>people talking how they love any science and knowing almost nothingg about it
>generally confident stupid people
>>24457838
iktf, premium rage
>people who always expect you to entertain them
It's one thing if they want to hold a regular conversation but I can't stand the normies that go
>come on anon, tell us a joke
>why aren't you telling us a story
>why are you not performing a circus trick right now?
>people who reveal their powerlevel on daily basis
>guys can talk to girls
>people who constantly talk WEED LMAO VODKA LMAO
>Fat women
>fat women who refuse to shut the fuck up
>fat young people who try to compensate being fat with wittynes
>over year old 60 who are the real reason most males drank themselves to death at age 50
>old female teachers
>slow walkers who stay in the middle of the fucking sidewalk
>people who look at me for more than one second, just wtf do you want i know i am ugly af stop staring at me you filthy maggot
>people not letting me sleep enough
>normies and every single thing about them
>>24457927
>being asked this fucking question by anyone
"So what you been up to anon"
um well i have been whacking off more than usual i guess and have just been arguing with faggots online that i don't even know irl.
>>sjw culture
This really does it for me. You could post anything said by any living leftist figure, and it would make me furious. The worst thing about it is that I know many of them are trying to be inflammatory, but I just can't help but give in.
>>24456867
People chomping on ice
>>24458344
My sister used to literally fill a glass with ice cubes and just eat them. Not sucking on them but fucking chomping on them.
I assaulted her a few times for this reason alone.
>watching video on phone
>30 second ad immediately plays all the way through
>video has to buffer for 2 minutes
FUCK
YOU
>>24456724
>people who eat/touch my food
>people who mimic others/me
>kids/children crying
>people
The fact that when push comes to shove, fucking everyone will claim they're right even if what they are doing is annoying or ridiculous.
My mom literally sucks water out of the faucet to rinse her mouth out and it drives me up the wall.
When someone does this or chews with their mouth open or throws their money away, I have the urge to tell them to stop but I know they would just hate ME for pointing out the rational thing to do.
It's the little things that make me hope for extinction, I'm the only one that seriously considers if I'm wrong and I hate it.
>>24456724
>people who feel the need to voice a opinion when it's unneeded
>people who voice a opinion on something even when they have no idea what they're talking about and don't at all understand the issue they have a opinion on
>audible chewing
>when I call someone out on their loud ass chewing and they respond with something like, "Well, I'm chewing with my mouth closed" as if that matters
>SJW's
>Stormfags
>Mindless Liberalism (as in, everybody else is supporting X, or following Y issue, therefore I have to support X or follow Y issue, not because I care about it, but because of peer pressure)
>people who "shitpost" on purpose/ironically, or claim to shitpost/call themselves shitposters (basically the "LOL IM SO RANDUMB xD" of 4chan)
>LGBT shit getting shoved down my throat (do they seriously need a entire goddamn parade?)
>women
>people who still use /b/
>when non-English speakers try to speak English
>people who eat/take my food (as in, when I'm eating chips or something and somebody sticks their hand straight into my bag and just takes a handful)
>people who constantly ask questions
>people who constantly make jokes (especially if they're not funny)
>Atheists
>people who use emotes unironically (especially 'xD')
>creators/writers/developers that plug their political ideology into their media
>>24458678
*tips bible*
>getting talked down to
>people interrupting me
>people talking about memes in real life
>people singing top 40 songs
>>24458920
I'm not religious. I just hate Atheists. They think they're the smartest when really they just happened to come upon a common realization that many people will go through, you're not some higher intellect for believing there is no god.
>hot weather
>obnoxious people
>people speaking too loud
>tfw 24
>tfw easily go into swearing spells and lose my temper
>tfw my mom talks about how I will never find a wife in front of me to my grandma
>>24459183
>people talking to quietly
I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU SPEAK UP CUNT
I CAN FEEL YOUR LIGHT VIBRATIONS COMING FROM YOUR VOICE ON MY EAR AND IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING REEEEEEE
>>24456724
are you me, OP?
also
>people who only listen to top 40 discussing music
>people who only play AAA games discussing video games
>people who speak in incomprehensible ebonics
>wiggers
>promiscuous women
things that send me into a homicidal rage tier:
>normie degenerates who walk around in public drunk and harass people
>little yappy dogs, especially my neighbors who never shuts the fuck up and barks at me constantly when i go into my back yard, kinda want to poison it desu senpai
>dumb people, especially fat, ugly, middle aged women with no spatial awareness who sit in the middle of the sidewalk/hallway and block it or walk slowly
>white college age liberals who've grown up in rich, 99% white neighborhoods and think they know shit about minorities
>people taking their babies places where they don't belong and don't bother to shut them up when they start screaming as loudly as they can
>edgy fedora atheists that have to let everyone know they're an atheist and how much they detest religion in everyday conversations
>>24457228
>motion blur
>chromatic aberration
>bloom
>shaky cam
HOW CAN ANYONE THINK ANY OF THESE THINGS LOOK GOOD HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE RETARDS
>>24458678
>when non-English speakers try to speak English
It's great when women do it though and get pissed off or are shy about it.
>used to have friend that was too intimate and would ask stuff like "where you want sit?" i.e. where do you want to sit
>accidentally startled her once
>"Aye!" in her native Peruvian tongue
hnnnnnnnnnnng
>super qt Asian girls that literally couldn't explain a damn thing because she was that bad with English, so had to communicate with her non-verbally (we were in the math lab)
>tfw most non-American women speak far less stupid shit and put more thought into the things they do say
>>24456724
>people who are unskilled at vidya
I always found this to be cute
>people who walk one nanometer per year
>people who walk in three-by-one lines
>people who stop in the middle of the walkway
>people who talk loudly during a lecture
>people who complain about being hated despite being an ass
>pointless "what if" Questions
What if you stop asking "what if" and instead ask important questions?
>Mainstream "Nerd" Culture
>SJW's who are single sided
>Phone calls
>People who interrupt an active conversation with something no one gives a damn about
I guess I must have a lot of built up anger because sometimes I will just explode. It's normally not one thing but eventually something will make me pop.
>>24459064
>getting talked down to
There is seriously one my #1 triggers. I go to my apartment campus office thing and ask if I have packages and EVERY FUCKING TIME they ask "did you get an email, you would've gotten an email". These fucking millenials can't imagine someone doesn't have their smartphone glued to their fucking face 24/7 or someone could just come by for some human contact and checking for mail they might have missed. NO YOU STUPID FUCKS IT'S THE END OF THE YEAR AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE EMAIL
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Women who do the bossy mommy thing too, acting like a bitch all the time. I kekked a bit when I went to talk to HR (of course she was in HR) and the bitch had been replaced by a younger, more friendly woman.
>>24459587
My uni has a high percentage of foreign students, and I struggle with understand what people say sometimes. Nobody has said I've insulted them, but it's like people just don't like being loud enough.
>>24459632
Modern games/movies man. I think my heart rate and blood pressure just shot up 20.
>>24459707
There was a kid in one of the fresman-level classes playing DoTa or some shit during a class. I thought he would stop after the class started but nope.
>excuse me could you stop
He looked like I just told him I'd rape his mother kek
>>24459632
Same dusu, I always turn that shit off
>>24459611
yes, I believe we may be the same person
SJW/Feminists
Muslims
Niggers
That is it. I can literally tolerate anything else.
>Summer/Hot weather. Give me a cosy cold day please
>People playing music through their headphones loud enough for everyone in the room to hear
>People talking in retarded slang
>SJWs
>>24460266
>People playing music through their headphones loud enough for everyone in the room to hear
I hate this. It's almost always black people too. I flat out told someone they'd go deaf like that and they thought I was joking.
I've actually tried to work with some people who ACTIVELY were listening to music when I was talking to them. Same thing goes when people are texting every five fucking seconds. Fucking normalfags.
>people interrupting me
>people talking over me
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
>>24460356
People feel like they need a fucking soundtrack to their lives. Can you not go anywhere without listening to "your music". That's another phrase that pisses me off; "My music". God damn
>>24460266
im incredibly paranoid that people can hear my music and am constantly checking the volume and turning it up and down so it's loud enough to block out their voices, but not so loud that they can hear.it doesn't help that im incredibly anxious that someone will see my shitty ipod nano and call me poor
>>24456724
>People who watch only E! and BRAVO discussing TV.
>>24460356
nignog here
i definitely dont do this, i don't want to leak my power level to the room
>>24460461
No.
Music is muh life
>normies walking together side by side on the sidewalk at a retardedly slow pace.
>people driving slow in the left lane and speeding up when you pass on the right
>people who go out of their way to make stupid small talk
>people who force their way into conversations that they have no business being in
In general just people being cunts that aren't self aware.
>>24456724
Same except
>audible chewing
I usually eat alone anyways
>Those really slow drivers who never give way and ALWAYS seem to pull out in front of me (Seriously, guns should be legal [UK], and it should be legal to shoot these fuckers on the spot. 60mph does not mean you pull out in front of someone and force them to slow to a fucking 40 on a clear, straight, dry road you fuckin' cuntbags, go die chocking on a million black dicks, you assholes).
>Phone zombies. If you're gonna go on the phone, don't fucking walk in someone's way, stand to the side and let other people past. Seriously, no one want to be stuck crawling behind you, asshole. The world will keep turning if you look away from your phone for a few seconds to move out of everyone way.
>Old people, same reason, pretty much. In my way, but really really slow.
>Being interrupted. I shouldn't have to raise my voice to have a fuckin' civil conversation - I show people that courtesy, the least the could do is show me the same.
>People who can't control their kids. I remember basically having a leash kinda thing when I was a kid to stop me running into roads and shit - why did parents stop using those. No lady, I don't care about you damned kid, keep it away from me, yell at it if you have to, I don't want to end up looking like a pedo because you can't stop little jimmy from hassling strangers.
>>24460732
We should start a leash/'tism parenting thread.
>had multiple leashes
>broke shit and had a lack of fear when left to my own devices
It doesn't make me rage, I usually consider it funny.
>children, everything about them
>insects
>people i disagree with
>hearing someone crack their knuckles
>someone making a joke when im in a pissy mood
>people that walk slow/get in my way
>happy people in general
>passive aggression
>mornings
>people that are loud
>people that are ignorant
>stacys and chads
>religious people talking about how good religion is
>being talked to as if i don't know anything at all
>hearing people chew food
>small dogs, i like big dogs, but i fucking hate those small yippy pieces of shit
>old people
>people who play their shitty music out loud without earphones
>police officers, security guys
>being told to do something
>those cunts who brag about how much they drink and do drugs
>lizzy the lezzy
>religious people or atheists who try shove their beliefs down my throat
>hot weather, cold weather, humid weather, rain, snow. all of it.
>people trying to argue about something they don't know anything about
>big groups of normies
>people who interrupt conversations
>people talking in slang
i guess i'm just an angry and hateful person
>>24460732
>I don't want to end up looking like a pedo because you can't stop little jimmy from hassling strangers.
Bill Burr did a great bit on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MFdq13FFc8
>>24457658
> having to leave my house for anything
> getting visitors
this
>>24456724
> people coughing
> stormfags
> dindus
> atheists
> fedoralords
> edgy fagets
> assholes
> druggies
>>24460854
I realise I posted the wrong bit of stand up. oops
Just curious,
do you guys do anything about your anger or the sources?
>>24461039
I yell loudly, make snarky comments and put on a mean face.
>>24461113
>RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did people ever call special wranglers on you?
It's usually really hard to anger me, but I can't deal with being disturbed when sleeping.
If something wakes me up and I can't get back to sleep, I will have a meltdown.
>>24461176
What if it is a hot succubus sucking your balls?
>>24461248
I would punch her in the fucking face.
>>24461262
You cannot win against a succubus anon.
>>24456724
>people singing or humming (unless like playing with their band on stage at a show)
>tards
>black kids that try too hard to be black
>black people in general
>people telling me what to do
>liberals
>conservatives
>sjws
>tumblrites
>chads
>people who use facebook and are like "haha memes on my feed look pepe im cool"
>having ice in my glass of water
>crying children
>people talking when im watching something
>people I dont like touching me
>most females laughs
>normies
>slutty girls
>jews
>people with "alternative" sexualities/genders
>not having a anime/game that im into
>people that try too hard to be funny
>dudes who have high voices
>dudes that you can tell physically try to make their voice deeper
>latinos (they are so gross)
>people who like apple
>"gaymurs" (i.e. razer shit is cool people)
>redditors
>LoL/ starscraft players
>old people who are retarded to anything post 1980
>i-was-born-in-the-wrong-generationers
>people who enjoy pewdiepie
>pewdiepie
>minecraft kids/manchildren
>traps
>trap lovers
>mlp fags
>people who say they like anime but have only seen naruto and bleach
>teachers (I hated them so much in highschool)
>children under 3 (toddlers/babies)
>faggots
>open mindedly close minded people (IM OPEN MINDED CAUSE I SUPPORT ____ BUT IF YOU HAVE A DIFFERING OPINION KILL YOURSELF CAUSE IM RIGHT)
>OP
>those bmx bike techdeck knockoffs
>people who only like music pre 1980 and think they are badass for it
>bad smelling fridges
i could continue
>>24461490
Do you hate yourself the most?
>trying to flip a page
>fingers slip
>grabbing onto something and it falls out of my grasp
>trying to put a plug into a jack and fumble around with it
I'm usually relaxed but this sends me in a psychotic rage
>niggers
>liberals
>non white people
>women
>normie scum
>faggots that say shit like "XDDXXDXDXD LE TROLL FACE ME GUSTA IM A B TARD MLG MOUNTAIN DEW DORITOS"
>normie humor
>women
>people walking slow
>people being anything other than white and male
>people not doing what I tell the to
>people expressing surprise at how much better my way is after finally doing what I tell them
>people telling me I'm smart
>people interrupting me with stupid smalltalk bullshit
>people trying to prove themselves against me and failing but continuing to try
I'm like an avatar of perfection. I know everyone is so much stupider than I am but I"d think they could at least recognize that I am millions of times better than them and anyone they know. They should worship the fucking ground I walk on. I am fucking livid when someone doubts me. When have I ever been wrong before? I wish I could be a little tyrant and have people killed in horrible ways for slighting me in the even the smallest way.
>>24461824
XXXXDDDDD Le GUD Baitus!!!!
