How do I get a fucking girlfriend? Is it that fucking much to ask for?
>>24456640
>How do I get a fucking girlfriend?
This requires no birth defects and no physical genital trauma in the first place, I imagine.
>>24456674
>physical genital trauma
What, like circumcision?
>>24456640
Just express your feeling, that always works to me.
*sigh*
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so let me give you these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? There is plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. Pretty easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)
>>24456915
Never mind. I'll just stick with 2D.
If you like a girl, strike up a conversation with her. It can be about anything. Try to find similarities. If you actually like her, find some point in the conversation to casually ask if she would want to meet you for lunch somewhere or a movie. If she bores the hell out of you or vice versa, don't waste your time trying to score with her. Move on.
If she declines your invitation, just shrug it off and find someone else. Rinse and repeat. Your ego will be bruised a lot but you'll learn to just roll with the punches.
>>24456915
Real fembot here. Honestly I'll date anyone as long as they have a decent personality and aren't a pile of lazy, gross shit who thinks I'm nothing more than a hole to fuck.
>>24456718
No, I meant for the woman. If she's to fuck, she needs a normal vagina.
>>24456915
If you want a shallow cunt, then yes.... have surgery, buy a car, just grow and get attractive. Its that simple to pull gold digging whores.
But in reality here is what it takes. (Ive had over 15 different partners and im currently in a relationship)
> Confidence
I get it. Talking to girls is tough. But we are all human. If you have to.... start with some sub par females, and work your way up. Within a year or two if you really work at it.... it should come easy. But that involves making the move
>Hygiene
Most girls arent looking for mr perfect. Have you seen the dad bod trend? However, clean your ass up. get a proper haricut, smell nice, and do your best to make what you have work.
>Ambition
Most girls just want someone who is going somewhere in life. Trying to be a doctor, lawyer or pro athlete? Cool. Getting into game design or simply a passion of yours? Awesome. Dont be stagnant. If you arent moving forward, youre moving back.
>Be yourself.
Sounds cliche and super faggy but its true. I get chirped and laughed at sometimes for my interests. But overall, people love my company and bitches love guys who are unique. I play football and party with the boys. But...I also game pc, watch anime, and watch wrestling. Keep your interests. dont change for some slut. Let them come to you,
Sincerely, a Chad who is looking to back to where he came from.
>>24456915
>girl here
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>>24457077
How do you define a 'normal' vagina. An open wound between a woman's legs that spits out urine and blood and smells like fish is not normal.
>>24457045
>I'll date anyone as long as they have a decent personality and aren't a pile of lazy, gross shit who thinks I'm nothing more than a hole to fuck.
good luck with that, retard
>>24457045
Pls be my gf, Where are you?
