So, should I just kill myself now or live to suffer more?
>>24455441
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, anon. Learn from your mistakes and move on to the next one.
>>24455441
Tell her you'll kill yourself if she doesn't suck your cock
>>24455488
I know this is just bullshit normie advice, but thanks man. It actually helps.
>>24455514
It usually is. But it is more than that. There is deep truth hidden in it. If you manage to somehow drill it into your skull, you might start treating women differently. I know what I'm talking about. I heard that very you're like a brother bs a thousand times when I was younger. I know that it sucks. That's why I said try learning from your mistakes.
>>24455441
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! "Like a brother...", this is pure evil. Harsh as fuck! I feel for you. Stop caring about this trash and go find another one.
>>24455441
>why do you hate me
LITERALLY thing you can say to a girl
>>24455514
>>24455510
Ignoring the better advice
>>24455815
It's a manipulation tactic. It puts you on the defensive, because you obviously don't hate her and now you have to disagree and defend yourself.
The only correct answer is to not respond.
>>24455977
It was him that said it, anon.
>>24456016
Ah. Then he's using a manipulation tactic.
Real mature, OP.
>Why do you hate me?
something a woman would say, or a high estrogen beta male.
>>24456195
Agreed. I kinda feel sorry for OP, but it just looks like he was trying to guilt trip her into something.
>>24456151
>>24456195
>>24456329
I wasn't trying to guilt trip her, you presumptuous faggots.
She explicitly said she hated me. I was just asking her why.
>>24456621
Fair enough. It was an easy assumption to make, though.
Either way, time to move on.
>>24456805
It wasn't an easy assumption to make, you didn't even have any context clues to go off of. You guys are just idiots.
>>24456621
>woman who swears
You dodged a bullet there
ask her for money, legit
just do it, ask her for $20
buy some pot with it
it's the least she can give you
is being brotherzoned worse than being friendzoned?
>>24456838
Sure it was. Not including her original text very much made you look like a drama queen.
>>24456843
The slut probably doesn't even wear a burqa.
>>24456621
ask her for money
she does love you like a brother after all
you can accept a friendship with a girl that you presumably get along with... or have nothing.
you'll have to find a new potential romantic partner either way. but you go on that journey with a friend or... with nothing. good luck choosing.
>>24456875
The only thing I asked was why she hated me. You didn't know what happened prior to that, so there was no reasonable conclusion to draw from a single question with no context surrounding it. You're an idiot.
>>24455441
>Why do you hate me?
Holy shit I can smell the desperation from here
>>24456970
>You didn't know what happened prior to that
Obviously, I had to fill that blank in myself, since the faggot posting it didn't bother to include it.
>>24455441
Cut ties and learn from your mistakes, I'm old and know better than you do. You're not going to listen to me though because you're a bitch.
>>24455441
Legit question, is she your sister?
>>24456874
One anon got friend zoned by a hooker. I myself was gay zoned once.
>>24456621
>i hate you
>why?
>omg I dont hate you asshole
Im an ass burger, does everyone else not understand women as much as me?
>>24457052
No one understands women, Women don't understand themselves.
>>24457012
So, instead of asking me what happened, you made up your own story about what happened and drew conclusions from things you made up in your head.
Yeah, entirely rational. I'm definitely the faggot in this situation.
>>24457028
Nah, she's someone I've known for years. Our relationship is kind of weird.
>>24457104
>sperging this hard
>>24457128
Tell us why it is weird senpai.
>>24457011
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>>24456621
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>>>24456195
>>>24456329
>I wasn't trying to guilt trip her, you presumptuous faggots.
>
>>24457051
>I myself was gay zoned once.
wtf is gay zoned
>>24457104
You clearly obfuscated a vital piece of information, you cocksucker. I can't be blamed for reaching the most obvious conclusion in sight.
>>24457104
Honestly I thought the same thing as him.
You weren't really too clear in the OP post.
You should've included the "I hate you"
>>24457128
>Our relationship is kind of weird.
No it isn't, you think it is but it's not. This story is as cliche here as the fucking frog may mays
>>24457170
I pray to god you never find out.
>>24457213
did the girl you like turn lesbian or just pretend to be?
>>24457213
I pray to god you suck on my cock and my balls
>>24457213
So, I take it she didn't believe you when you professed your heterosexuality? Did you accidentaly suck a dick in her presence? How the fuck do you get gayzoned?
>>24457254
You're never getting your knob shined if you talk to me like that oni chan.
>>24455510
Send a picture of your dick to her tonight
>im completely serious take a good angle so your cock looks bigger and send it to her
>>24457213
Anon you can't tell us this and NOT greentext
It's time to slowly distance yourself and eventually sever any ties, OP. It's for your own good. This is how oneitis develops. Don't do that to yourself.
That's what I'd do at least
>>24457354
It means she thought he was gay so she treated him like one of those obvious gay best friends.
>>24457281
I want it shined now!
>>24457354
I love most of you but i have to keep this one to myself.
>>24457356
I feel it's better to just cut her ass off. She'll realize her manipulations aren't working and reconsider her views on you or she'll move onto one of her other betas. Either way you're free. Nothing lost nothing gained. Drawing it out all dramatic like gives you a reputation as a bitch, Girls talk, believe me.
>>24457386
Alright but somethi similar happened to me
>hitting up random girls on kik hunting for nudes
>find a decent qt
>decide to hit her up
>start chatting
>make slow advances
>say some really flirty shit and roll wih it
>Ithinkit'sworking.jpg
>"hey anon"
>"are you gay"
>uwotm8.jpeg
>"oh sorry I just assumed"
>ah no it's alright I get that a lot
>realize I fucked up
>Haven't texted her since,this was some time in july or august
I had screencaps but they're lost,I also got catfished by my ll brother but I'm pretty sure I deleted that
>>24458042
Cat fishing hurts like a motherfucker don't it?
>>24457162
Are we all just going to go over this trainwreck of a post? Will nobody call this guy a retard or a newfag? Is this real life?
You fucking newfag learn to format your posts
>>24455441
>doesn't want to date you
>WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
Gee I wonder why she doesn't find you attractive. Also wish her good luck with her bull tonight you fucking kuck.
>>24458105
Roastie pls see here >>24456621
>>24458134
Why'd she say that? We don't have the context so I'll assume you're an entitled ass hat.
>>24455441
anon you are a fucking retard.
Take it as a win, because what girls have?
Right, they have girl friends, and if she likes you (as a brother) she will tell her friends that you are cool and you will get another one. Just stop act like a child and be happy.
>>24458094
he just added that shit at the end to get his otherwise unoriginal, shitty contentless past the robot
>>24458064
It wasn't that bad because the conversation wasn't over a long period of time,it was like an hour but I was still surprised
>>24458233
I listened to an advise from b 5 years ago, to end the friendahip and ignore the girl till she comes back to me, incase she friendzoned me, worst advice ever. She was cool and has cool friends, now I dont know any girls since out of school and dont know how to come into a group of girls
>>24456621
>>24457052
my assumption is that she said it jokingly, a lot of women do that, it's like a meme for them. if you've ever teased a girl and she playfully punched your arm and said " omg I hate you!" then you know what I'm talking about.
the issue is, as >>24456195 pointed out, that OP is a high estrogen beta male who is overly sensitive. even if this girl was serious when she said she hated them, only a woman or high estrogen beta male would give such a criticism the time of day. high test men would either immediately realize it was a joke and continue the playful, flirtatious banter, or if it wasn't a joke they would just laugh it off and not give a shit what some girl or anyone else thinks about them.
