>anon, I am pregnant and it is yours
Shiet i won't gonna raise that niggah
>>24455123
cool, now bend over so I can put one in yor ass
Oh no not again
who are you? I know I get pretty drunk sometimes but goddamn.
Becoming a father is one of my worst nightmares.
Thankfully I know that I'll never be one.
>>24455123
>posting any pictures larger than a handful of kb, ever
*goes out for pack of cigarettes*
Heh, too easy.
that feel when the child comes out black and you still raise him
>things I'll never experience
I hate my life.
*whips out katana*
Like hell it is!
*slashes belly*
>>24455123
that's weird, you don't look pregnant.
>don't have dick
>never got to touch a girl
>still had anxiety dreams about old best friend claiming that I was the father of her unborn child
>would usually just be a beta faggot, and accept responsibility
Why is this image so pleasing to look at?
>>24455123
>yours
Yeah right where is your DNA test proof?
>>24455537
Weeafaggot.
why did it take you more than 6 months to say this?
>you'll never cum on a preggo's baby bumb
>>24455123
But I'm a girl 0_0
>>24455814
It's a good feel but also feels like a waste since you can bust inside without worry.
>divine shield
>hearthstone
>>24455914
Taking hormones doesn't make you a girl, fgt.
welp, we better call the New York times or some news network because this may very well be the first instance of two girls making a baby.
>>24455741
thatsthejoke.jpeg
>tfw pregnant shemale fetish
>tfw only one of many impossible fetishes in 3D
Life is not fair
deny it, which should be easy since the last time I had sex was sometime in June, and I doubt she'd wait that long to tell me
>>24457114
>implying anyone would hesitate to abort anything that could possibly be half you
Why does that woman suffer from kwashiorkor?
>>24455123
I want to milk her preggo titties
>>24457148
that's another point. if I got some girl pregnant, she'd either tell me straight away in an attempt to milk money out of me (which would be fairly stupid, as it's obvious I don't have any), or she'd abort it and never speak to me again
>>24456986
pls and thank you bee my gf
