>go to female /r9k/ and bring something back
https://lolcow.farm
>>24454762
>https://lolcow.farm
nice try fbi
>>24454790
Dude its legit
>>24454762
That site just depresses me too much. Every time I go there all the worst things /r9k/ says about women are confirmed to be true.
>>24454829
Thats why I find it hilarious.
Also occasionally you will see a post that gives you hope
>half of the threads are body issues related others are fashion and relationship shit
i don't know what did i expect
>>24454924
Wheres that image of wojak and the girl wojak standing in the shower
>>24454945
i don't have it saved but yeah that fits perfectly
>>24455000
I got banned for being a man in the chat room they have advertised at the top
what the hell is a lolcow
is that like a girl's chan only?
>>24455044
you can post if you are a guy but you might get people disregarding your opinion because of that. Same shit that happens here desu senpai
So what is /pt/ supposed to be? I read the rules and I still don't get it.
It's a board where you post stuff about other women but not yourself or what?
>>24455131
no, only about particularly cringey well-known lolcows. Everyone else goes in /snow/
>>24454924
I mean that's basically what the whole site is for. It was started as a dumping ground for /cgl/ drama.
>>24455131
You post about lolcows. Its basically just gossiping about ecelebs, the board. 4 plus 4 chan has a similar board
>>24455145
What the fuck is the distinction? And what qualifies as a "lolcow" in the first place
>>24455044
by most definitions i've seen, a "lolcow" is an internet figure that's generally autistic/mentally ill and has a lot of gossip, drama, or crazy shit surrounding them (think chris chan). however, most of the people i'm seeing posted on this board seem to be relatively "normal" looking women (by that i mean they aren't fat crazy autistic furries or something)
so, i can only assume this is some board for women to gossip like catty bitches about other catty bitches, and talk about dumb shit like clothes and shit (what a surprise)
less of a female /r9k/ and more of a super /cgl/ (which i guess you could argue is a female /r9k/), sort of akin to /r9k/ and wizchan
>>24455170
often the true lolcows have a more well known internet history, such as kiki kannibal
sometimes the average internet user doesn't know much about them other than that they're e-celebs, but on lolcow the drama that goes on behind the scenes is discussed, if that makes sense.
/snow/ is usually just small time cringey tumblr girls
>>24455216
I thought OP said this is female /r9k/, not gossip about e-celebs.
>>24454762
Some retard polack keeps coming on and gets rekt
>>24455262
it's a bad meme. we visited back in august and it's boring as shit. it's not female /r9k/, it's just a board with boring ass bitches on it. i was there for a few days and it's just gossip shit. about on par with the quality of /r9k/ i guess.
>>24455262
They probably just meant a lot of the girls on the site are chan tards or socially retarded, it's not really female r9k
![6a8b027732[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jo6vzh3.png "6a8b027732[1].png")
I don't know what you're talking about, OP. These cunts seem alright.
>>24455293
Yeah doesn't look interesting at all. Doesn't surprise me I didn't know about this shit
>>24454762
If you want anymore proof that women are cancer to 4chan just look how awful their sekrit girls klub is.
lolcow hasn't produced a single meme since it's inception, everyone on it talks like they're on facebook and literally all they do is call girls better looking than them fat/skinny whores and attempt to dox/harass them.
I never in my life thought I would find human beings more pathetic than robots, yet here they are.
So it's an entire website designed to make fun of people? That's not very nice
>>24455206
>less of a female /r9k/ and more of a super /cgl/
I believe it was a spin-off after mods on /cgl/ got angry about the board filled with catty gossip instead of cosplay and started to take action.
I can't say I'm well informed, but that's what some anon said in a thread about this place a few months ago.
Basically the lolcow site is for women that were too shitty for even /cgl/
there's surprisingly little chad worship going on
WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING DUMB!
Look at this shit, they had to set the time to standard because they don't understand military time.
Holy fuck this is too much
These girls need help
>>24455800
Is it literally possible to get thinner than that and survive, say, a week? How close is she to being the medical world record?
what is this magical place
>>24455755
What this looking is am?
Is this "preach it sister" some kind of joke? Sounds like a tumblr blog
>>24455755
hover over the time you idiot
>>24455800
how is that not dead
Lolcow is full of a lot of insecure girls, quite a few suffer from ED's. Someone on /cgl/ mentioned that they see a lot of proanna stuff on there.
Lolcow is a more drama-filled version of Pretty Ugly Little Liar which was another /cgl/ spin off forum. However, PULL is more cohesive and serves mostly to call out internet celebs that scam and do other shady business.
>>24455849
it's quoting the pic. do you even know what greentext is?
>>24455854
The fact that it's automatically set to that default time makes my statement clear.
These fuckers probably don't even know how to get rid of the hovering over time so they left it like that.
>>24455800
I'm a skeleton and shes making me feel like a fuckin power lifter right now.
is the site down for anyone else
i've always wished for a female 4chan but i never knew i had the option lol
later beta fux, i'm out
>>24455942
you'll come back when you get sick and tired of talking about what jessica did last tuesday
or maybe you won't because you are an airheaded bimbo
or maybe im getting baited. Either way, see you tomorrow
>>24455942
>Hanging out with women
I'll see you in a week
>>24455965
Beat me to it
>>24455911
Did 4chan really just overload the server?
>>24455882
>That roast beef
Oh god, I literally shivered in my seat. What the fuck
>>24455965
>>24455983
nah you guys are right, i'd be missing out on all the fulfilling male attention i get here
>website went down after a few anons came from /r9k/
how does it work normally?
Jolly good show lads, the site is offline. Couldn't handle the traffic. Just like any real woman out there.
>>24456069
>>24456101
This didn't happen in August and there were far more anons
>>24455800
Thank you Based Mrs. Skeletal
>site ded
>tfw no slutty /cgl/ gf
>>24456055
Of course, now remember not to share too much info now :^)
>yfw OP made this thread to bring the site down
>>24456145
it'd be more intimidating if you didn't add an extra now. good try tho
>>24456101
Kek, I'd say max 100 of us just visited the site. I only have three tabs open for it too.
Bitch admin is probably hosting the shit off her iPhone
>>24456155
Good on him, I'll make sure to visit from time to time now.
>Implying lolcow is a real place
>Implying anyone actually talks there
>Implying there weren't about two threads when the site was first created before content ground to a standstill
>Implying everyone hadn't already flocked back to /cgl/
>Implying these screencaps of conversations aren't just from 4chan
OP saw that the site went down and sprung on it. You're all far, far more idiotic and brainless than I ever could have fucking imagined. Jesus god damn Christ.
>>24456145
>tfw no gf in the freezer
>>24456190
fuck off lolcow your special place is going to hell now
>>24455800
>they make pants that tight
Degenerates
goddammit it's you annoying kids again. Fuck off ugly ass robots
>>24456231
Isn't it funny how the ONE thing someone brought back besides the frontpage and very, very heavily trimmed portions of posts was a semi-famous anorexic girl who they could have retrieved from anywhere, including this board?
I don't know what to tell you, especially if you're so desperate to have another place to shitpost. It's not real. Shit is El Dorado. There's a reason we look at Tumblr as the biggest vagina hive.
>>24456303
You stupid slut you're not even good at damage control.
I'll be linking lolcows every day now for the next month just because of your shitty attempt right there.
>>24456352
Go ahead, you chump. I don't give one hot damn if you waste your time posting links to a site that doesn't exist. I'm shaming everyone for commenting on how freaked out they are over something that doesn't even exist.
Can someone summarize this thread?
I read through it but it makes no sense, guess i'm a newfag or something.
>>24456386
I got in before the server crashed and saw a post come up before my every eyes retard
But if your sites not dead now it soon will be
Now you'll know what it feels like to have something you helped build be destroyed
I am become death
>>24456404
cgl made their own board a while back to deal with drama. The drama that it was intended for died pretty fast and so did the board, but the lolcow site is still hanging around.
In comes OP telling people to bring things back right when the site is dead. He's preying on newfags who don't realize that there hasn't been new content there in ages. It's a joke, Anon, and you're a part of it.
>>24456454
Why not use the site?
I don't see what the big deal is and why you're so fannypained about it.
i actually enjoy lolcow
>>24456386
it's up right now you fucking idiot
>>24456477
OP is posting random conversations to act like the site has traffic. I guess it doesn't matter, but neither does anything else here. I figured I'd point out that the anons responding to the screengrabs are just mindless tools who accept everything at face value. It's sad.
>>24456497
Sure is funny how it /isn't/
I go on lolcow everyday, ignore the shitposter saying its dead
>>24456481
me too
>mfw blowing idiots out in their politics threads
that stuff really should just be left to men
>>24456518
Is this some kind of meta-baiting?
>>24455044
>>24455131
>>24455170
God you are all so fucking new it hurts. It's supposed to be a female-oriented version of /cow/.
Fuck. What is the median age for this board nowadays? 12?
>>24456518
I'm looking it right now, the site is up again
>>24456481
How could things go so wrong?
>>24456543
>>24456544
OP, LITERALLY ZERO PEOPLE believe you or give a shit.
>>24456591
sites up again so nice try
>>24455830
She spends most of her time in a wheel chair. Honestly I'm not sure if she's even alive anymore, the pictures she posts might just be her mother contorting her dead, preserved body in order to keep up the charade.
>>24454924
We have peered into the female psyche and it is empty.
After reading that period thread and realizing how disgusting females can be I can't take a single thing they say seriously now. Just eww.
Maybe by never having a gf I've been spared of something.
>>24456180
The admin of lolcowchan is male, not a bitch. Admin-sama is fucken based
>>24456616
How's the weight loss going?
>>24456660
It's not. I got rejected by the 190329309th boy, so at this point I've given up. I'm just never going to leave the house and eat my feelings. I'm replacing sex with dieting.
>>24456659
he's gay btw
Is /pt/ is a stalking general board?
>>24456762
wait - /snow/ is also mainly stalking. Whats going on?!
>>24456762
>>24456806
Ones for lolcows and the other is for random girls
if you don't know what a lolcow is fuck off and lurk more newfag
>>24456710
You probably rejected him like you rejected me.
>>24456900
I would love the shit out of you, shemgeh bb. You just won't let me.
>>24456864
So half of the boards on that site are for talking about people? Who the fuck cares lmao
>females
>>24456927
You broke my heart when you didn't respond to my email.>you will never pee on mystery's forehead
>>24456481
bottom row, Age 15-16
the only good looking ones there
this place... it's just so... boring
i'm looking for interesting threads but... i just can't find any
>>24456985
You are such a newfag holy shit. You do realize men have a board just like it on the other chan? One that is even more active? Lolcows are one of the best parts of the internet.
>>24457037
fuck off mystery
i dont even know what you're talking about but i just saw your trip and i got mad
>>24457027
I keep my inbox clean. Just fucking e-mail me you faggot. I'll let you take a shit in my mouth.
>>24456864
>>24457037
either way it's retarded
"lolcow" shit is not funny, it's just petty retarded bullshit
>>24457095
thats why there are twitter threads (look what this person said, LOL) everyday on every board right
why are femanons so triggered by 2d loli stuff?
like look at the rules, it's literally not allowed
i don't get why they get so upset by it
>>24457116
idk, if i post a thread like that i typically censor the name, because it's more about the fact that somebody said that than who the person is
>>24456481
>That girl on the bottom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8BgRUTJKIA
>>24457095
>not having a finely tuned sense of humour
pleb
>>24457117
shota isn't allowed either you retard. It's a shame though.
pic related
>>24457081
Not into scat or piss, but I would do it for you. I thought you were different; I thought all those sillyboys got bored of you, but it was you who got bored of them. As much as I want to hear one of your crying sessions and get off to it, I don't want to deal with a serial contactfag. I will still be your thread buddy
>>24456728
kek, makes perfect sense
>>24457284
>but it was you who got bored of them
L I E S
Do you want proof? I will literally send you screencapped conversations kek. I had some kek tell me yesterday that he was talking to me less and less because he was trying to "ween me off of him"
fuck my life oh myg od,we would be perfect together shmegeh-poster
>>24456577
shut up fatty nobody cares what you say
>>24457284
>ITS JUST A PHASE MOM
The image.
>on lolcow
>a multitude of people bullying bizarre internet characters
Why do act like men are so cruel and evil?
>>24457400
>he was trying to "ween me off of him"
He realized how toxic you are. The only proof I need is that you got bored of me. Would you vocaroo one of your crying sessions for me?
wow it's just a bunch of vapid cunts complaining about other vapid cunts on the internet
how dull can a place get
>>24457573
I would if you would just e-mail me. ;_; I feel the tears welling up. Pls respond.
>>24457606
Nice try with your manipulation. Gonna go enjoy a couple mentalillness/lowselfesteem threads on lolcow.
Is your 5head this bad?
If you want anger, try /r/trollxchromsomes or /r/twoxchromosomes
Life on easy mode: the subreddits
>>24457711
Worse. You honestly kill me. Don't you want me to devote myself to you?
>>24457749
As much as I enjoy selfharm, please don't do it mystery.
>Don't you want me to devote myself to you?
I had female orbiters from middleschool-highschool-college; I don't care for that experience. I just wanted to be your friend but you shut me out
>>24457911
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME ANON JESUS CHRIST ;_;
>>24457911
My dick.
>tfw no gf that will consent to being cut up a little and then getting borderline raped.
>>24457400
I emailed you and was ignored too.
Quit lying slut
>>24457949
>does this in every thread
>doesn't reply when posts get serious about it effectively stopping yourself
>still can't find anyone
maybe it's because you don't want anyone to love you.
>>24457949
L I A R
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24458102
>>24458114
>>24458142
stop lying!
>>24458079
maybe its because you're a tripfaget
>>24458102
This you keep saying that you will respond but you don't you liar
>>24455044
A lolcow usually describes a person (mostly female) that can be milked for lulz.
>>24458225
stop samefagging tbhfam
>>24458172
>lying again
I have proof you're a liar, slut
>>24458278
photoshopped to shit
>>24458245
mystery pls this is just sad
>>24455800
THANKS MS SKELTELS
>>24458294
You got got mystery just accpet that you're a liar
>>24458294
you're such a pathetic person
>>24458278
>>24458294
>>24458365
Mystery, please stop hurting people
>>24458403
This seriously tbqhwy
>>24458365
>>24458377
>>24458403
I just want a bf why is this so hard to understand
>>24458278
>>24458294
>mystery clutching at straws to keep her beta orbiters
lmao
>>24458413
I DON'T HAVE ANY BETA ORBITERS
I HAVENT SPOKEN TO ANYONE ALL DAY
>>24458411
But you don't, you never respond
>>24458433
>>24458437
You shut people out and fake playing the victim
>>24458467
BE
MY
B F
NOWW
>>24458437
>>24458433
>>24458467
This isn't it your fetish to get bullied do you do it on purpose you're hurting other people mystery just get yourself one person to bully you
>>24454762
>/g/
>a board about cosplay, fashion, makeup, etc
sounds pretty boring desu senpai.
does anybody know any better chans?
>>24458500
Alright seriously it's not funny and some of us are very lonely. You need to stop.
>>24458433
Bullshit you have people clamoring all over you whenever you start acting thirsty as fuck, what would you call them if not orbiters?
>>24458509
Can you make your sentence make sense?
>>24458544
I'm lonely. I talk to no one all day, all because I'm an ugly roastie fat whore. At least you can talk amongst yourself, I have no one. Jesus christ I'm actually going to commit suicide ;_;
>>24458569
Where? Links? I want to reward these qt (imaginary) orbiters with kisses
>>24458172
Nah. It's because my subs are too squeamish.
that's alot of trust, letting someone take a razor to you. Plus most girls don't like scars. Which is ridiculous because if you cut shallow it's fine.
>>24454762
https://lolcowDOTfarm/pt/res/203794DOThtml#206067
seem like cool gals
>>24458609
>subs
oh my god stop shitting up this board you fucking pretentious fuck
>>24458294
>>24458411
>>24458433
>>24458571
>all this damage control
s mh t bh f am
>>24458596
First of all, right now in this fucking chat. Second, I just messaged you.
>>24458571
You're just mocking us, is all you're doing. You get a kick out of it, getting people's hopes up just to ignore them, and it's cruel.
>>24458596
YOU ALWAYS HAVE LIKE 5 PEOPLE RESPONDING TO YOU WHEREVER YOU GO
YOU CANNOT BE SUCH A SCUM SUCKING TROGLODYTE BOTTOM FEEDER THAT YOU CAN'T GET A BF FROM ONE OF THESE FAGGOTS
>>24458640
That's rich, coming from a borderline slut like you.
>>24458571
>I'm actually going to commit suicide ;_;
I wish you would you dumb cunt, but I know it's just your way of getting attention. Go choke on sweaty niggerdick.
>>24458571
>>>/out/
original content XD
>>24458647
I LITERALLY E-MAILED YOU BACK AND YOU WON'T MESSAGE ME SO FUCK YOU.
>>24458653
>RESPONDING
THEY AREN'T RESPONDING POSITIVELY YOU FUCKING FUCK
>>24458660
1) I AM NOT BORDERLINE
2) I AM NOT A SLUT
3) PLEASE LEAVE NORMIE REEEE
>>24458669
;_: Please stop bullying me.
>>24458709
Oh. Sorry. I meant histronic.
lookit you go.
Wow mystery. Just fucking wow.
lol wtf is going on?
>>24458709
>not responding positively
I SAID BEFORE IF YOU FLEW ME OUT TO CANADA I'D FUCK YOU AND MAYBE BE UR BF BUT YOU WERE LIKE "lel nah" SO STOP COMPLAINING
Can you stop feeding this desperate beta attention whore you thirsty pathetic omegas
>>24458709
i will be your bf
i will be anyones bf
>this coupon lasts forever
>>24458784
Ok what's your e-mail
>>24458709
>Not a slut
>trolling for omegle dickpics for her own egotistical satisfaction
you're such a lowlife.
>>24458758
I AM NOT HISTRONIC NICE TRY YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>24458784
>FLEW ME OUT TO CANADA
LMAO U THINK IM MADE OF MONEY??????????????
>>24458790
OK
>>24458807
i JUST WANTED TO SEE A FUCKING PENIS
Mods are locking all our threads
>>24455684
They're not particularly good at it either. It's a pretty far cry from kiwifarms or /cow/
>>24454762
>go to female r9k
but i'm already here senpai
Why do women have to be such special snowflakes? Can they not just post on /r9k/ like everybody else? s m h t b h f a m
>>24458927
shaking my head stop replying family just stop replying that's all you people need to do shaking my shaking my damn head
>>24458825
Hey, mystery, what's your:
-ideal date
-greatest sexual fantasy
-greatest goal in life
>watching all these retards get trolled obviousneckbeardplayingpretend.jpg
shaking my damn head to be honest family
>>24458825
If you're unwilling to put in some effort for a potential bf then whatever
>>24458799
Wait, then who are you?I already made a throwaway so I'll post it anyway, [email protected]
>>24458825
>>24458845
Is this you, mystery?
>>24458959
1. Cuddling on the couch while it's raining outside, with puppers,
2. Being pissed on after taking cum in the anus.
3. Being a qt at least once in my life would be nice.
>>24457400
Who the fuck is this mystery, her(?) posts make me greatly upset
>>24459002
What is that a 9head
>>24459056
Can you send bobs pls
>>24459341
Fuck you, I am a frequent poster on /pt/ and I am genuinely offended.
>>24459415
Which /pt threads do you go to? ashleyfagplsgo
I seriously don't remember you being like this 2-3 years ago. Did that bf from England fuck you up this much? Did he cum in your ass after painal and took a piss you on?
>>24459628
What? I had far more fucked up sexual "fetishes" when I was catering to him.
I like the charms thread at the moment, thats about it. Sometimes I'll read the ashley thread and the pt thread though.
I like /cow/ better, all my favourite cows are there. Movieblob, coffin, chris, and my latest favourite Nyberg :^)
>>24459861
You were never this pathetic and desperate 2-3 years ago. I thought you were just some college aged attention whore. I am disappointed in what you've become.
>>24460095
._. Please stop, you're making me so sad. You're disappointed in me? ;_; I just want you to love me anonkun
>>24460128
I guess I had an idealized memory of you.
>you will never comfort 2012 mystery
>>24460284
COMFORT 2015 MYSTERY
LOVE MEEEEEEEEIs it bad to say that no one has ever cared about me as much as you have?
>>24460318
2015 mystery is bad mystery.
What happened to this?
>>24460420
I still have that blog and use it actively to this day.
>tfw no one will never find it
>>24460442
Disappointing
Why do slavs like anal so much? All the porn slav qts love doing it
>>24460504
Our buttholes are made of silicon.
>>24460599
disgusting desu mystery
>>24460858
Look at the trip. That was NEVER my trip
>>24460936
I actually thought about that then I noticed your current trip is different. I assumed you were crazy and like to switch it up
>>24461078
no, something is buggy with the system, i'm typing it in the right way but on my phone it comes out differently than on my computer
Why won't you give me a chance?
>>24461115
kill yourself attentionwhore. filtered tbqh.
>>24461115
I cant trust you mystery. I tried to get to know you through email and I genuinely thought you were a "nice" girl with a broken past. You're just a heartbreaker. I am not a hairy chubby guy so I don't fit your ideal mate anyways and LDRs are dumb
Did you start gaining weight in 2013?
>>24458927
Smdh you guys chase women out but then you get mad when we have our own chan I don't understand you robots
>>24461252
Yeah, probably in 2013.
;_; I'm not a heartbreaker. Please. Give me a chance. You are my ideal anonkun. I'll lose all the weight for you.
>>24461418
I don't believe in LDR's. I really don't mind your pathetic personality and kinks. Go find some anon near you in Canada.
Your tits don't sound that bad
>>24461569
I WILL FOLLOW YOU ANON
P-PLEASE
DON'T BREAK MY HEART
I used to think Mystery was alright.
What the fuck happened?
>>24454762
hope you c u c k s realise that this website is mostly just men pretending to be women and male to female trannies (which aren't actual women)
Also I found this
Why i came in this thread to begin with.
>>24461622
Isolation, involuntary celibacy, trauma. I just want the pain to go away. ;~;
>>24461686
I know exactly how that is.
I haven't yelled at anyone or hit someone in almost a year.
>>24456623
>We have peered into the female psyche and it is empty.
Lel
>>24461713
>a year
Try three, or something. I can't remember. Do you want to yell at me and hit me in exchange for small amounts of affection?
>>24461749
I'd rather not.
It's been a few years since my life started going to shit its just that the breaking point happened about a year ago.
It's weird getting pudgy. I feel really soft nowadays.
>>24461788
>I'd rather not.
Rejected once again.
>>24461822
I'll still talk to you.
I just dont want affection and I dont want to hit you.
>>24461836
I can talk to my therapist desu
>>24461854
You cant expect anyone to want to be your imaginary internet boyfriend right off the bat and not make everythinng worse. It's a stupid line of thought.
>>24461876
;_; I'm just so lonely. I'm tired of feeling this way.
>>24461890
Then try and talk to people.
My skype is weebshit1
I can help. Ive been where you are.
>>24461594
What do you feel about kekqueaning?
>>24461962
I'm not answering anymore of your questions until you e-mail me.
>>24456577
fuck off tranny freak
>>24462015
I was waiting until you started making this demand; not going to email you. I found my answer anyways. Yeah there really isn't much kekquean porn out there. There are a couple tumblrshits I sometimes look at. There is also a board on cripplechan. I genuinely could put up with all your flaws except for the whole thing with your 3/10pedoex. Too disgusting desu
>you will never give mystery her first penisanal experience
>>24462250
Please. I just want you to love me anon. I'll do literally anything for you.
>>24462288
Everyone take a moment to laugh at how pathetic that is.
>>24462250
If you're still here, Fish has convinced me to drop the trip.
I'll always love you, anon-kun. You know where to find me if you want a pathetic orbiter who will do your every wish ;_;
>>24462288
You're actually perfect for me in all my terrible kinks; I thought I was a terrible person to be into that stuff. I am actually in tears because I will probably never first experience it with someone like minded like you. I am also in bio-science field and have a dog. It really hurts.
>>24462425
I was planning to filter you after this post. Goodbye mysterydavinadarrladariadaladorenedianadominika
Bitch ass mod perma banned me. The rules say I can shitpost so wtf?
>>24462573
Why don't you just fucking e-mail me and we can be together forever and have our dogs play with each other oh my god you fucking cucK i'M IN TEARS TOO LET ME GIVE MYSELF 2 U
>thread invaded by tripfag female attention whore
you fucking C U C K s
SHE WILL NOT BE YOUR GF
SHE IS FUCKING CHAD
STOP FUCKING POSTING
>>24462626
I haven't felt this sad in a while. I'm done with this thread. I'm done with you.You were perfect
>>24462748
PLEASE. PLEASE ANON NO. IM CRYING, DONT YOU WANT TO HEAR
>>24462573
>>24462626
>tfw they won't get together
i just want you both to be happy
I'm getting a good laugh out of this thread.
>>24455800
PREACH SISTER
when will mystery fuck off forever???? we are here to laugh at you not fuck you. you are disgusting human garbage and I can't believe you of all people haven't offed yourself... simply pathetic t.b.h senpaitachi
>>24454762
WHY IS THERE NO CATALOG WHY IS THERE NO CATALOG WHY IS THERE NO CATALOG
>>24457949
This attention whoring tho
>>24463024
If I knew how mystery looks like, I might have wanted to talk to her to get to know her better and see if she's gf material. I'd show her some stuff I craft, maybe even make her something if she was nice.
Christ, when did /r9k/ turn into a fucking soap opera?
Also, who the fuck is mystery?
>>24463208
i can't remember if mystery was the girl who was pissing into bottles for anons attention, or metric who was sucking off dudes and being a cumdumpster for robots.
i always get them mixed up.
>>24463370
At least you tried anon, your beautiful description still gave me a hearty kek.
>>24454762
They seem to hate mostly women who aren't stronk women. They go after women who set out to please whatever fandom they are in because "why she get all the attention!" I looked at a few of the girls that were being called ugly and they were solid 7s, 8s and 9s. Honestly it's like they're jealous.
>>24457711
damn. pretty af tbqhwyf.
>>24458571
Hahaha can you please?
>>24458825
HAHAH YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUNNY or INTERESTING
>>24462425
mystery youre super fucking mean to me and shouldn't be. youre a misogynist just like literally every other girl that exists and im ashamed
>>24459082
some desperate slut who is doing a good job convincing people she might actually be interested and is not just a boring troll with no good qualities other than copying the boys and shitposting the same gross meme (it's convinced it's a robot lmao being pathetic is not the same thing because she has a trillion orbiters) I'm a girl and even I have more personality in my one inflamed pore, really I only heard of her like 5 replies ago and I can already tell she seriously has no life. Get in line if you wanna be delusional and treated by crap by someone who pretends she's lonely, when she's actually just a choosy pretentious hoebag, is it worth it? :p sorry mystery
>>24454762
Hey do you think we can influence opinions towards anti-SJW and tumblrina
>>24462672
tfw ur fake internet gf is fucking chad
>Not her but choosing to slog your guts out for a starvation wage when you can enjoy pleasurable sex with a man who is willing to finance your entire existence doesn't make you dignified, it makes you dumb.
I know which I'd choose and I really don't care what anybody thinks about it.
Who the hell would choose shelf stacking or working at a drive thru', probably growing fat from depression, losing your looks to stress and never having enough money to do anything when you could instead live in luxury and pleasure, the only sacrifice being you have to rent out your cunt a couple of times a week.
Who knows, you might even grow to really like the guy too.
>>24466002
oops I meant to greentext the entire thing
