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I'm a fembot and I want to know how I cure my yellow fever
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I'm a fembot and I want to know how I cure my yellow fever
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>>24454514
Kill yourself faaaggggottt
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Pavlinka, just stop.
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>>24454514

Femanon with a fever? Can't have that.

Don't you worry hun... We'll run you a nice hot bath and everything will be just fine.
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>>24454593

I know it smells a bit strong, but that's just the coriander!

Here. Hop in.
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>>24454593
At first I was like "what a stupid roleplaying faggot."
>>24454615
But then I kekked.
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>>24454514
Another fembot with a yellow fever here.

>tfw live in a homogenous white country so no asian guys here
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im a manbot and i have yellow fever
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>>24454753

Well lookit that.

Guess i'm going to need two pumps for this thread.
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>>24454894

Don't worry, I have a whole sliptank of it on my truck.
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>>24454946
You're a fuckin retard.
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I miss stalking wowdoge :(
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>Asian-American men tend to be extremely insecure with being Asian and act like caricature white men they see on TV
>constant need for approval ("d-do I look manly enough?")
>many Asian men are going to be somewhat unattractive/can't dress well unless you are in big cities. this especially applies to foreign Asian men.
>they tend to be extremely and unknowingly sexist, I'm not talking about "I hate women", I mean just straight up unaware of how women work/treat them very oddly due to culture. This is going to go very badly if you are American.
>they will do everything within their power to try to reel you in as quickly as possible before you realize how insecure and annoying they are (rushing into marriage and babies)
>extremely emotional due to all this insecurity, lots of crying.. it will make you uncomfortable because they cry about how you didn't make them feel manly enough
>this emotion often turns to anger/punishment towards you, foreign Asian men tend to hit partners (it's legal in many Asian (including Japan) countries to hit your wife/children, etc.), American-Asians will usually just emotionally abuse you
>attempting to pull off macho man behavior while looking retarded doing it, they say a lot of cheesy lines that will instantly dry out your pussy ("Check this out whore! *whips out tiny dick* Y-yeah, suck it!")
>they tend to overgroom themselves like a metrosexual man, they will use overuse hair products and even wear makeup sometimes
>because they are not women/don't understand how to take care of their skin, they often have a lot of acne problems or just skin issues but will refuse to take advice from a woman
>family events are really fucking weird, and they're going to be even weirder if you are white. It's going to be embarrassing for you to have to bow to old Asian people and they are going to laugh at you later as soon as you go home

pic related, this is how you look to asians
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Same troll nobody wants you you fag.
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>>24454514
>Yellow feaver
>Posts mixed race

You're just a weeb, OP.
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>>24454666
I thought fucking enough Asians and getting it out of my system would help but it made my disease worse. Now I will not be satisfied until I have an Asian mans baby inside my belly.
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>>24455195
Oh fuck off he is not mixed
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>>24455086
Just keep this in mind OP, you see a lot of Asian men online looking VERY sexy but this is not at all how they look in real life. Once you move a few inches closer, you will see GIANT oily clogged pores, zits, globs of gel melting from their hair. You will suddenly be hit with what smells like a cloud of hairspray moving towards you and you will notice their badly applied makeup. Add on some very cheaply made clothes that will fall apart after the first wash. This is a very normal Asian man.

They will make every effort to seem more masculine to you even though they are naturally effeminate men, this includes beating the shit out of you because you accidentally giggled at their constant whining about not being man enough.
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Join the 2D Master Race and play Tales with me.
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>>24455248
When I go to Toronto, I see an Asian man I want to fuck like every 10 minutes. I doubt they're that rare.
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>>24455056

hmm? what's that my little roastie?

Oh no no!... no need to thank me.

I told you you'd feel better.
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>>24455341

Anyways! I'll just let you sleep it off now.
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20 posts in and no Elliot Rodger jokes yet?
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Have actual sex with an asian guy.
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Stare deep into my soul with those dark eyes
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>>24455365
Elliot Rodger is the offspring of WMAF though. If I recall, there was a statistic floating around saying that these kinds of offspring are generally more inclined to be psychos. Is it the same for AMWF?
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>>24455224
Cover his eyes and there's nothing Asian about him.
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>>24455430
Stfu you are retarded. He is Japanese.
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>>24455326
If they look very nice, you probably shouldn't approach. They likely have a very well off pure Asian family who is going to hate every inch of your core for being ugly white girl. Dating rich Asian boy either means you are a fling or he will be instantly expelled from his family and become poor Asian boy.

Yes, some Asian men do date white girls but you're basically just an effort to "stick it" to their family. The relationship will fall apart pretty quickly once they realize that you aren't really culturally like Asian girls and don't really want to listen to him. If he is Americanized at all, he also going to RUN instantly as soon as you turn 30/getting any wrinkles for a Asian girl around your age who has no wrinkles at all.

If he accidentally impregnates you, you will be making a self-loathing child that will not be welcome within the Asian or white community. Pure Asian people want nothing to do with hapas unless they are beautiful models. They will ignore your child if he is at all not attractive enough to be a model and will teach him absolutely nothing about his culture. This means you need to give birth to a hapa male who is over 6'2" or a pretty tall female who will instantly go into a modeling career during childhood.

Only acceptable hapas are ones who model, the rest will just be considered "ugly white people" trash.
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Do you like beaners? Sometimes their genetic traits overlap with asians.
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>>24454514
How does it feel knowing you're never going to tap this?
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>>24455533
>tfw nihonese bf
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>>24455603
>tfw when all i've tasted is shitty chinese and viet men
>tfw when no jap soy sauce in my cunt
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>>24455674
in japan, foreign girls are more like toys or some type of hood rat you fuck/get experience with before moving on to your pure asian wife.

i'm sure you can go to japan and have sex with japanese men but they won't date/marry you besides the amount of dates it takes to get you to a hotel.
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ASIAN HAVE SMALL DICK

BLACK HAVE BIG DICK

DATE BLACK
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>>24455674
Shit I'm cool with a tasty Chinese man
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>>24455725
I'm not putting out till marriage, currently I only date kiss and make out. Asian guys seem ok with waiting unreasonable amounts of time for sex.
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>>24455725
>tfw no Asian man to use me as a fuck doll
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>>24455892
Said literally no woman ever
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>>24455871
Aren't most Japanese men virgins?
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>>24455976
I don't know. I like pure men better than fuckbois though.
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>>24455871
i'm sure you will stick to that but no japanese man is going to actually believe it no matter how many times you say it

white girls are just promiscuous scantily clad dressed fat women. tell a japanese man you are not a whore and want to wait until marriage, he is going to think you are delusional and just ditch/go look for slutty foreigner. he will think you are automatically insane to begin with because you are in a country where their culture has absolutely nothing to do with you. he realizes you are a foreign delusional pig girl who thinks she is deserving of japanese people and their acceptance. this is why it is so easy to use white girls who come to japan.

>>24455976
yes, but any japanese man looking to date white girl just wants to get his dick wet. that is what foreigner women are for. most virgin japanese men are just virgins because japanese girls are really fucking hard to get now. japanese men who are horny players will fuck white pig women for fun.
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White fems with yellow fever: how do you feel about white males with yellow fever?
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>>24456074
All men are shit regardless of race I guess
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>>24456025
"fuccboi" means tool basically, not promiscuous impure men.
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>>24456074
Go away white guys don't like me anyways so it's not like me dating an asian guy matters. Your view of the world is so black and white too.

>>24456106
We dislike you because your reasons for yellow fever are much different than ours. Also you fuckers always have to put down white women in the process.
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>tfw no asshole Korean bf
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>>24456139
yes, that's correct. now you understand. i am an asian woman who has dated both asian and white men. believe me, you would much rather be around a white man.

it's okay to be a little confused because asian media makes their countries look great but remember that people tend to mostly just look out for themselves and their family. the same can be said about asian men who want to date within their own race to either please their family or fuck a white girl for fun because "foreign girls are slutty and fun".

if you are still stuck to your idea of being with an asian man, go for someone who is americanized. they come with way less issues than foreign asian men. there are going to be a exceptions but you are basically looking for a magical unicorn. by the time you find a decent asian man, you'll have been looking for years and your life will pass you by. keep in mind that many asian men get married pretty fast or they basically expire and turn into giant manchildren. your dating pool is getting smaller and smaller as you age. don't date someone just because of how they look or what their race is, try to find someone you love. if they happen to be asian, obviously that will just be a bonus for you!
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>>24456384
>Asian woman
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>>24454514
The hell did his eyelids go? What a freakshow.
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>>24456212

>your reasons for yellow fever are much different than ours

Really? Are you sure about that? Why do you think some of us even have yellow fever?

>you fuckers always have to put down white women in the process.

But I've dated both. I've got nothing against white women.
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>>24456212
>We dislike you because your reasons for yellow fever are much different than ours.

Let's face it they're the same.
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>>24456538
The basis for most white guys with yellow fever is that white women are "sluttier" or they "age faster" and all that shit. We get it, go date your asian woman and stop shitting all over us.
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>>24456618
And what is your reason for dating Asian men? Because they are "pure" and "attractive". Basically the same but you switched the words around a little.

You don't like white men because they are "horny" and "not attractive like Asian men".
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why is it weird for someone to love someone who are asian?
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This entire thread is hilarious. Look at all the desperate white boys trying to convince people to fuck them instead.
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>>24456651
I don't think Asian men are "pure" I just like virgin guys better because we can have our first time together, but I'd date a non-virgin if the rest of him was good. Anyways, as a female I don't like doing a lot of pursuing and it just so happens that the first guys that pursued me were asian so now I default to them. I used to like white guys once upon a time though.
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>>24456603
No, small Asian pussy is not the same as small Asian penis.
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>>24456784
Where do you live that has that many active asian guys?
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Anyone who fetishizes a race is usually a basket full of daddy/mommy issues and completely insane. People fetishize my race all the time and all they do is manage to disgust me and repel me during the process by acting this odd. They are usually men who watch Asian porn and desperately want those situations to happen in real life.

>You're Asian huh? I bet you do some really freaky shit!
>What kind of Asian are you?
>*pulls eyelids back* Do I kind of look Asian like this?
>Do you have to always bow?!
>*sigh* I bet soooooooo many guys want you and I like Asians more than most of them.
>So, do Asians like white guys at all?

They generally have no interest in actually talking to you or getting to know you and they just assume what they want to hear. They basically dance around like a peacock hoping to lure a few words out of you that they desperately want to hear due to fantasies they built up in their head about Asians.

They also think you speak for all Asian women for some reason.
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>>24455399
It's not. AMWF usually don't fall into this trap.
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>>24456470
>monolid Asians give me a lady boner
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>>24456960
Trudeau's weed shack. There was only like ten asian guys in my school.
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>>24456784
>as a female I don't like doing a lot of pursuing

literally cancer.
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harro OP
I habe medicinu foryuu
you need ah rellow antidotu
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>>24456618

I suppose that's true, that is generally considered the stereotypical opinion. Personally I'd say the reason is because of interests. My main hobby growing up was video games, and while I do other stuff now it's still a big part of what I do. Most girls I meet that are legitimately interested in it tend to be asian, specifically korean, so I have a penchant for seeking them out more.

Plus, I like short girls with shorter hair too.
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>>24456967

Yet you still have dated white guys, haven't you?
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>tfw have banged Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Vietnamese, and Taiwanese women all in the last 2 months
>tfw have banged only a single white girl in the last 2.5 years
I too have an Asian problem
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>tfw asian beta manlet
>tfw american/10 cause adoption
>tfw told to try make use of what i have
I really don't feel like finding a partner because of my looks or some kinda fetish. i mean, i get that attraction is the start for all of this stuff, but i feel like having fets involved is setting me up for failure.
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>>24456384
>No shit, Sherlock: The Post

Seriously though if someone is still delusional about Asian cultures at this point, they should probably kill themselves.

Also modern architecture in Asian countries is appalling bot aesthetically and functionally.
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>>24456603
Asian culture treats women like shit, naturally this makes women more humble and men more entitled. This is the appeal of Asian women.
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I had a white girl like me once, back in highschool. We'd talk really late at night till 2-3 am every day and listen to shit like Train and Linkin Park together. I told her one time i thought hamsters were cute so she bought me a hamster cage, hamster feed/bedding, and 50 bucks to go and buy a hamster with.

At the time I had no idea that she liked me because i was obsessed with her friend (some asian ho). I have no idea what she saw in me since I was a fat ugly manlet doing really poorly in school. Eventually we drifted apart and I havent talked to her since highschool ended, which was over 9 years ago. I wonder how she's doing now.
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>>24456384
>tfw got called a unicorn
feels fucking fantastic desu
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>>24459493
>being on r9k
>thinking that you're decent
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>>24459530
lemme have my moment, tripwhore. shitty day all around today, senpai.
>tfw you are slowly being convinced that you are unable to maintain friendships and are a selfish bastard child that will be too aspie to serve the needs of anyone you get close to.
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>>24459608
okay sorry you had a bad day sir

i hope your find yourself a friend, an asian gf, a white gf, or whatever it is that you're looking for

im sorry for attacking you
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>>24456074
>>24455500
>laughing at your autism rant
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>>24459678
>hugbox response
uncomfortable/10
I just want a waifu that isn't fat, happy to bear 4 of my children, watch anime with me, travel a bit, not be a cunt, and enjoy sharing life with me. but no, i need to go turbo autist and get some inordinate amount of wealth first and wait till i'm 30 so i can become betabux and rush to pump out only 1 or 2 kids before they start coming out as downies
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Im korean, 5'11", 22yo

Looking for mommy gf. Thx
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>>24459964
the hugbox may make you uncomfortable but its what you needed, family
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>>24459426
>I told her one time i thought hamsters were cute so she bought me a hamster cage, hamster feed/bedding, and 50 bucks to go and buy a hamster with.
>At the time I had no idea that she liked me

I will not accept any excuse besides legitimate autism.
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>>24460166
well, i had such low self esteem that i couldn't fathom the idea of someone liking me for no reason.
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>>24460059
No bites? 6" x 6.5"
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Chinese, 21, 1.76 meters tall.
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>>24460372
That guy is cute as fuck. Is that you?
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my mummy has to rike you.
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