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> this ugly motherfucker went to japan
> this qtpie is his wife
> the christmas cake is 38, but passes for 24

Name one reason robots shouldn't do this. One.
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>tfw scared of flying
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>>24454468
Because it's hard as fuck to immigrate to Japan.
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>>24454468
Well obviously because you have to know Japanese language.
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>>24454492
International fishing barge?
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>>24454492

Take a boat senpai. More fun too, a week's chilling instead of a day's sitting in a cramped area surrounded by fatties.

>>24454529

Last thread established that you get the visa by marriage.
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>>24454468
Maybe because he released a video over how english teachers in Japan are treated like subhumans by school administrations and their jobs are low paying as fuck and the only good thing about being a foreigner in Japan is the pussy, and it doesn't even outweigh the negatives of being a miserable piece of shit whenever you're not having sex.

Something tells me OP works for a Japanese School Administration and is trying to trick more submissive bitter losers to become english teachers with their one track minds toward sex.

You never formally responded to this video, either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Z2O9Nwt6c
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>>24454575
>Last thread established that you get the visa by marriage.
Who the fuck am I going to marry? What am I gonna do, meet someone online? Travel there and just squat hoping to meet someone to marry? That answer is retarded. This would only work if you already knew someone there. You can't bank on it.
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>Backwards baseball cap
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If you do want a family, why in the name of fuck would you want to raise mixed kids? It's like taking out a huge mortgage, and then spending it on the guaranteed worst property possible.
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>>24454468
because Asian women are batshit insane
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>>24454592
All I heard from that video was
>waahhh I'm a white man what is racism I'm white I'm equal!
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>>24454468

>tfw moving to Japan January 6th.

Will be interesting. Ask me anything. Will lurk
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>>24454592
>White men experiencing racism for the first time
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>>24454686
ikr?
if there aren't any blackbots, then i guess a white guy can't be a robot in japan, seems good enough reason to move
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>>24454719
In Japan robots are the niggers.
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>>24454468
I see older ugly men here with younger attractive girlfriends all the time, older white guys with younger white women. It's not really a phenomenon that happens only in Asia, it happens in Europe too.

So what's surprising?
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>>24454468
It's a dude ffs, look at the shoulders, the short neck, the faked lordosis, the muscular arms...

"She" is barely more feminine than Obama's wife.
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>>24454709
I think most of us here have had our fair share of anti white racism
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>>24454468
nice adam's apple.
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>>24454592
Saw this last Saturday I mean he sounds like he's speaking for every English teacher their but honestly it was only his experience although he isn't fully wrong their are people who just get lucky and live a good life in Japan teaching English and their are those who don't but honestly I wouldn't teach English in Japan I'm kinda skeptical about that I'd rather vist there then live there because I don't think there are many career opportunities for foreigners to do in Japan just vist the place.
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>Wanting to go to japan
>Wanting to be surrounded by gooks all day who view you as a usurper or a sex doll

Nice place to visit. Fuck living there
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>>24454771
>he thinks being ineligible for 1 out of 200 scholarships or listening to some angry black women on tv is even remotely comparable to what he will experience in japan
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For fuck's sake, the previous thread about this is still on the front page. Stop being so desperate, OP.
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>>24454737
Chinese are the lowest
then Koreans
then jungle asians
then robots
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>>24454468
>passes for 24
Yeah, no.
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>>24454838
People started telling him to learn japanese, that triggers him because he tried it once and it was too much work
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>>24454698
Describe physical appearance. If you're an average-above average western guy you'll probably be tearing up gaijin lover yellow pussy left and right.
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What's with the normies being afraid of some racists shunning you? Any robot's social status would be way higher there than where they are right now, even with that.

>>24454821
> like a sex doll

Being wanted for being white sure beats for not being wanted ever, duh.
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>>24454836
No, no. I mean "here on 4chan"
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>>24454869

I'm a 6'4 runner from Denmark. No blonde hair, but blue eyes etc. I'm freakishly tall over there, which will be interesting. I'm decently attractive I think, at least I've had plenty of girls in the past (sorry robots)
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>>24454884
>Being wanted for being white sure beats for not being wanted ever, duh.

I feel like traveling overseas to fuck slutty gook bunnies who either don't care about me or who are doing it because of major personal issues would just leave me feeling disgusted with myself.
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>>24454787
It's not so much that there's a lack of opportunities per se; if you have useful credentials and you can speak Japanese, white salarymen do exist over there

the problems with that are
>most people going to Japan have neither of those so they end up becoming English teachers
>being a salaryman you're going to have to fit into Japanese office culture which is absolute hell
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>>24454468
>all these robots thinking that if they went to Japan they would be drowning in pussy because Japanese girls love fat, smelly, autistic sperglords as long as they are white

Toppest of keks.
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>>24454884
You're responding to a woman, only a roastie would ever think being seen as a sex object is a bad thing.
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>>24454917
>at least I've had plenty of girls in the past (sorry robots)

Get outYou don't belong here and you don't belong in Japan. Leech.
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This thread again?

>>24454553
To teach English you need 0 Japanese.
To survive and even have fun doing almost anything you want you need 0 Japanese.

>>24454601

It is easy as fuck to meet a Japanese girl who will marry you.

>>24454632

Spend less time on /pol/ m8, the japanese love halfu kids and they are usually very good looking and have the advantage of growing up in a bilingual home. English is a highly marketable skill in Japan.

>>24454644

All women are batshit insane, it's unfortunately part of the package.

>>24454719

I've met Africans married to Japanese, but their lives are pretty shit and the only jobs they can get are touts, they used to open up hip hop shops but the government cracked down on all the counterfeit goods.
Black navy guys seem to have it better but the Japanese are pretty racist to blacks unfortunately so good luck to those who are.
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>>24454884
>Any robot's social status would be way higher there than where they are right now
Lolwut. Nigga u cereal?
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>>24454838

OP here, it wasn't in the first four pages when I posted. CBA to check catalog. Also, I didn't post in that thread.
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>>24454632
This senpai
This this senpai
Senpai senpai
Fa
Fa fa
Fa la la la lala la
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>>24454468
cant imagine how ugly the kids will be
honestly she is repulsive to me
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The roast is real, how can a western skank EVER compete with this delicious hapa?
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>>24454954
>only a roastie would ever think being seen as a sex object is a bad thing

It's quite sad that you think that. Ever wondered what happens to the Chads and stacies in their 30's and 40's? Most of them are not happy or successful people.
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I'm not white. I'm lightskin black.
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>>24455014
>Most of them are not happy or successful people.
Where are robots are (if they haven't killed themselves already) ?
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>>24454917
>implying your the be all end all
Lol dude your full of yourself you need to chill you'd only get some yellow fever pussy but i find it a bit sad that, some people in a sense idol worship the japanese like you only liked them in the beginning because of their cartoons now you like the country your not a special snowflake chill out and do your job teaching English have fun getting your ideas rejected because it might seem to hard or confusing to students.
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>>24454974
>It is easy as fuck to meet a Japanese girl who will marry you.
Somehow I find this unbelievable.

Could I work there as an architectural engineer, if I don't speak japanese? My english is alright, and I can speak german too.
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>>24454974
>the japanese love halfu kids
I'm sure they are all, down to a man, just ecstatic about it
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>>24454592
Just teach english in the gulf instead. Earn alot of money, then go back home. Japan will never accept you into society anyway.
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>>24454468
1. i'm black and i'm also a loser with zero social skills
2. don't want to make 30k a year teaching english
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>>24455014
Again, it's easy to observe how this poster is a roastie, see how she thinks Chad ages as bad as Stacies do? Demonstratively false, Chad in his 30s is peaking, Stacies like her though, they're increasingly fucked and are having to lower their standards, not to mention the biological time bomb they have to deal with.
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>>24454468
I like American countryside (specifically foothill West Coast), guns, pickup trucks, beer, the English language, and being able to travel more open and hospitable land without a passport than possibly anywhere else on earth.

I had a few other reasons but I became so engulfed with my love for the three greatest letters in the world (U, S, and A, for anyone who's retarded aka Communist) that I forgot.
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>>24455064

I don't have yellow fever. I don't find Asians particularly attractive. I am just going to see some of the world, starting with Japan. Don't be so mad.
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>>24454468
>Name one reason robots shouldn't do this. One.
Lots of robots are fat. Fat whites don't fare well in japland
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>>24455110
Lots of robots are poor. Poor whites don't fare well in japland.
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>>24455080
he lived in America and didn't know a word of japanese, you can't compare him
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>>24455090
How well could you actually survive in Japan only making 30k a year? Isn't food in general more expensive there than somewhere like USA?
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>>24455231
I survive in Burgerland making ~18k.
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>>24455069
Sorry m8, your best bet is to learn Japanese, I highly doubt you would get hired as an architectural engineer without speaking fluent Japanese and already living here with a spouse visa, unless you are highly specialized or something, this is all speculation I have no knowlege or experience in specialized feilds of employment.
And unless you can convince people you are a native English speaker you probably won't be hired to teach English, but you could teach private lessons or teach German.

And trust me, I'm the anon from last night, a turbo autist, highly unlikeable introverted personality, 0 social skills, I've had 2 Japanese women who wanted to marry me.
Japanese people will forgive a lot of social awkwardness and assume it's just cultural differences.
You will also appear more attractive due to the halo effect and the fact that they are so used to seeing Asian features you'll just look white to them.
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>>24455231
I read that if you know what restaurants to go to and know cheap foods to cook you should survive.

Also, free room and board if you teach english.
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>>24455231
Fucking fruit and vegetables are way more expensive in Japan from what I herd foreigners say and it's true.
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>>24455080
I'm not gonna bother arguing with you because it's pointless.
You can believe whatever you want.
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>>24455261
How did you meet these two women?
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>>24455261
>2 Japanese women who wanted to marry me.
Were they under 200lbs? Were they crazy?
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>>24454468

Because I'm uglier and probably far less socially adept.
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>>24455231

There's been threads on /biz about that jap autist trader who made millions. He doesn't spend shit, they tracked him for a week for some news program, he bought nothing, and only ate at the cheapest noodle place.
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QTpie ahhahahaha. Take them all please.
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>>24455231
Everything is more expensive in japan. Like I said earlier, if you want to teach in order to make money, do it in the gulf where taxes are lower, wages are higher and living costs are lower.
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>>24454468
I don't understand why people rip on ugly dudes for going to asian countries and finding a gook wife. I mean seriously, look at that guy. He would never find and keep a western whore anyway. So why do white women get angry seeing him with a gook when they would never get with him in a million years in the first place? If he had hit on them they'd be all "eww get away from me creep."
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>>24455339
Why is it like that in the gulf compared to other areas? I never want to live in Japan, but this is a curiosity to me now since you've brought it up.
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>>24455103
>I like American countryside (specifically foothill West Coast), guns, pickup trucks, beer,
Sounds like a whole slew of penis compensation family
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>>24455348
>So why do white women get angry seeing him with a gook
Because that's one less potential beta provider for the western women. Remember, once they've had their fun with chad they'll need someone reliable to settle down with. If all these men marry asians, and all the chads just keeps dating younger women, who is left to take care of the ageing white women?
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>>24455296
Metropolis magazine personals ad and JapanCupid

>>24455298
The first one was not bad looking, had 2 kids, and took meds and sleeping pills.

The second one was pretty hot, always got hit on and scouted for hostess bars when we were out and was insanely jealous.

I also fucked another single mom who was hot and worked as a hostess but she dumped me for being broke (and probably for being autistic)

I've met a fat ugly girl on a blind date from Metropolis but I broke that off.

Keep in mind I've never been with any women outside Japan, it really is that easy.
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>>24455384
You mean why the livings costs are lower? Not sure. The industry is still new there so maybe prices haven't caught up yet, and there are still poor people.
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>>24454698
what are you doing there?
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>>24455446

What kind of ad did you put up? Was it more like
> white beta for xmas cakes
or a more serious one?
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>>24454744

> muscle arms
> bad

I've seen women with arms three times as muscular. Her physique is actually on the thin side. She does have a good frame though.
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>>24454744

are u retarded
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>work sponsor is currently submitting my application for a Japanese visa
Wish me luck. Soon I'll get myself a qt christmas cake.
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Gook women are second behind negresses in the trashpile. Literally the most generic and look the same.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1bb2AR_zfo

>you will never experience this

why live?
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>>24455508
Something like
>Sexy and shy white guy looking for a girlfriend
Can't remember the exact wording but keep in mind these women don't speak great English so it doesn't matter that much as long as you convey the info that you are white and single.

I wouldn't go with anything like
> white beta for xmas cakes
because you are depreciating both of your values there and it's not flattering or attractive, just because they are Christmas cakes doesn't mean they want to view themselves as desperate or undesireable, there are many who are delusional and holding out for a rich traveling executive to save them from their hellish existence and won't bother with you if you make under 100k, but Japan is a crowded place and there are not enough white men to go around for all the gaijin hunters, many of them feel they have little or no chance of ever getting married and will latch onto you.
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>>24455640
I'm not a fan of the Jungle Asians, but I rate Japanese, Chinese and Korean higher than white women.
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I prefer the Chinese girls at my uni so why bother?
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>>24455387
Sounds like a whole lot of projection, reddit.
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The relationship is going to be superficial as fuck.

There will probably be very few cute moments desu
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>>24455776
Rather a superficial marriage than no marriage.
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>>24454771
>I think most of us here have had our fair share of anti white racism
nah you're just a pussy. white americans who cry about racism are a joke.
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>>24454592

Maybe because Japan is for Japanese people. You can consume their media or go on vacation there, but why would you want to live there?
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been there done that

t.former robot
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>>24454468
daily reminder that whites are a chad race.
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>>24455982

can u show us her pussy
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this is the third iteration of this pointless thread I've seen today. Fuck off to Japan already OP
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>>24456279
it's sideways, like all japanese women
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>>24456349

no not like all. post it anyway.

asian girls have the wettest pussies. ive been with one and she was soaking wet within seconds of being near me.
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>>24456380
wettest maybe, but ugliest too
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>>24454468
This is at least the third post you made about this today.
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>>24454468
Is that Ryan Boundless?
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>>24456380
Fuck I noticed that too with some chinese girl. I regret trying to eat her out desu
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>>24455706
There are a lot of them. But they prioritize for success since they want to impress their parents.
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>>24455982
are you that faggot chris who dated mika?
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>tfw not a white so i can't just go to asia and get a gf
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>>24454468
>passes for 24
get your eyes checked. that woman looks like she is in her early 40s.
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>>24454468
Is Ryan Boundless the new king of r9k?
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>>24454592
>White people think they can go anywhere they want and be treated as kings
>When they aren't treated as royalty, they crack and breakdown mentally
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>>24456999

holy shit where do u live faggot haha you really believe this fucking get OUT
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>>24454974
FUCKING LIAR.

I am hapa and fucking miserable. Why do you lie?
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>>24457134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST00lykVZOU

>pays for whores in Thailand because he couldnt find any love

Yes.
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>>24455011
>tfw western born hapa
It is a bad feel in the land of white people. White girls compete just fine because everyone is so thrown off by your exotic look that they want nothing to do with you.
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>>24457461
I knew that guy was pathetic.
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>>24454468
>thinking going to Japan will fix your problems
TOP JEJ

this is what happens when a robot goes to japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
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>>24457807
How did this guy even get into japan?
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hungybungywhistlewops
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>>24457963
Anyone can become a Japanese citizen with the right amount of money. They will literally give citizenship to rich people for the right price.

Only reason normal people rarely do it is money issues.
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>>24455384
>the gulf

thats what gets fucked up the most by tsunamis and natural disasters. the gooks make shit land cheap because nobody wants to live there
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>still pressing out at the world championship level

THE FUCK
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>>24455982
Hate to tell you senpai
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>>24456969
this sempai desu sempai sempai desu desu desu

i'd imagine they'd immediately ree at seeing a beaner going to a convenience store.
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>>24459108
what's wrong with traps
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>>24454468
Shit rules about vehicle ownership. All the cool old shitboxes cost an arm and a leg because they're over 10 years old.

>>24455831
Go back to Tumblr, nigger.
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>>24455620
>he thinks he won't still get cukced.
You do realize that your beloved christmas cakes are just like the stacies you despise?

Literally SUTESHIIs (unicode not allowed apparently, sasuga r9k) who rode the nip cock carousels for years but since they relax their standards, ANY beta bux will do.

matter of fact, if he deludes himself into believing that his gaijin status makes him sexy, that makes him that much easier to catch.
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>>24459847

>The only people who can speak ill of whites are blacks

Get the fuck over yourself lmao
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>>24455660
You could experience this anon, seriously

Think about it, make a plan

- Get money
- Fly to Japan
- Make reservations
- Learn nip (optional)
- Meet grill (optional)
- Go
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>>24457486
Nobody asked desu
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>>24460077
oh , well i guess the Grill isn't optional if you care about the part of being in a hot tub with a girl
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>>24459897
>implying I'm not going with the intention of plowing cake poon everywhere
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I'd go there, pick a wife and leave, but live there? Hell no. The common japanese persons life is hell so that'll be amplified for an outsider.

On top of that I'm black. Which doesn't matter actually, anyone non-jap is treated as a lesser person on average I hear.
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>>24454492
You either take a plane for 15-18 hours depending on where you live and risk 9/11 V2.0.

OR you can take a boat and get raided by Somali pirates. You seriously can't win.
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>>24454974
Get a load of this fucking weeb. Go Polish your made-in-china replica katanas.
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>>24454468
He is tall.
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>qtpie

She's ok.
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>>24454468
i guess the personality meme is true
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i work at a hotel in japan and i got chewed out on the phone today because my keigo (polite japanese) isnt up to snuff heheheh
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>>24454468
thats one ugly gook
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkd1iubimjE

shes pretty hot but this is such a bizarre video on a couple different levels
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>>24462815
oh momma!
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>>24462815

She's pretty damn fuckable. Would look better with longer hair
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>>24462815
Dumb bitch can't even be bothered to not knock over the price tags.
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>>24455482
Buying and selling used katanas on the open market
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>>24462815
What levels is it bizarre on?
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1. I'm mixed and japanese women Hate black guys, even if they are mixed
2. not white or japanese, so it would be hard for them to even believe I'm part white
3. have not been studying my japanese and really rusty at it
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>>24454529
Maybe not Japan. But why not Cambodia or some other third world shithole?

If I was ever going to seriously consider killing myself, first I would move to Peru or something and blow all my money on coke and hookers. Maybe find a temporary job as a fisherman or some shit. Best case scenario, I find a qt3.14 native grill and live happily ever after. Worst case, I end up dead, which was the plan all along.
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>>24454468
Man shoulders.
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>>24465100

it's just the warped camera.
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Will start living and studying there next year actually, dont know if I will live there after I finish my masters but if it is as good as my friend who lives there says, then its going to be fine, I dont really care much about women though, If I find someone that I enjoy its fine, otherwise whatever.
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>>24462815
I see what you mean, especially when he was talking about her eating too much cake and getting fat.

He's talking about her like a pet dog or something.
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They are honestly about the same in attractiveness.
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>>24462815
Why does she need to check all the kleenexes? Is picking the best kleenex package really that important?
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>>24459343
Beaner here dated and fucked lots of japs in my 4 years way more than my white buddies in the service but i was in good shape and boxed off base
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>>24462815
this feels like voyeur porn
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>>24462815
She looks like the older version of a jap chick that wanted my dick so vad she was willing to kek her jap fiancee

Only reason i didnt was because an ex of mine cheated on me before and didnt want to be a dick to some one else
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My best friend is going to live there next year and teach English

I am super happy for him to live his dream and I hope he slays mad volume, but at the same time imma miss him alot.
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Best way to find a nip womens? Look inside JP or own country?
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>>24455831
Overprivilged niggers living in the richest country in the world are also a joke, but that's ok, us here in the third world don't give a shit :^)
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>>24454974
> 0 japanese
fucking weeb. yes, you'd survive IN A BIG CITY without but no school in the city will employ you and you are not going to survive without japanese on the land.
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>>24457486
Are you fucking kidding me I'm infatuated with a half-Chinese girl and guys love her
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