![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.10_[2015.11.22_22.06.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ffAwScf.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.10_[2015.11.22_22.06.48].jpg")
[ ] Seduce the NEET
[ ] Kidnap the NEET
[x] Stalk the NEET
[ ] Wash the NEET
[ ] Commit sudoku in a very messy way in front of the NEET to traumatize him
[ ] Antagonize the NEET until he snaps and kills me
>>24454259
Stalking the NEET isn't hard at all.
You just have to look through his window.
>>24454259[ ] Sortir le NEET.
Please let me kiss your feet, you can have your way with my NEETness after
>>24454259
Please eat me Master, I'll never contribute anything else to society
[x]kiss the NEET gently and hold him until he falls asleep in my arms
>>24454557
>Yes. I wanna taste a NEET.
Take my arms and legs. Then you can keep me as a meatsock to stuff your dick in. You can also ride me if you're into that. When you're bored of me you can kill me and eat the rest.
>>24454557[ ] Faire manger des epinards au NEET.
I'm scared.
I never bother anyone.
Please leave me alone.
>>24454557
Fine FINE. Just let me kiss your feet after.
>>24454557
I'm going to fuck your ass you French faggot. I'll tie you down and lick out your boipussy until you're trembling, then I'll stuff my 7" dick straight up your shitpipe and fuck you until you beg to be my bitch.
>>24454694
>shitpipe
eyy lol
why the obsession with neets though? not that I mind being fetishized for once.
>>24454694
Cuttlets need not apply.
frenchie?
[X] Cuddle the NEET
Chino!
>>24454820
He thinks you smell bad.
>>24454833
I'm not applying, I'm telling you what I'm going to do. This cutlet NEET is going to make you his pet. You'll be washing my dick off in your mouth until I'm bored of you.
>>24454863Et pourquoi pas mon canard en sucre?
>>24454874
I probably do, but I like the smell of my own benis for some reason.
>>24454863
Just because I like being comfy doesn't mean I'm vulnerable.
>>24454863
Reference >>24454874
I'll go out to a restaurant, but I'm not paying for you until you agree you belong to me.
>>24454863
Yes! Now put your feet in my face and lets do some subshit.
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.42_[2015.11.22_22.29.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JDCIPq0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.42_[2015.11.22_22.29.25].jpg")
>>24454834
Yeah. This is my last thread on this fucking board on this fucking website, on any imageboard in fact. I need a heavy internet detox and I think I'll go drink some ayahuasca in peru or some shit like that before the end of the year. I erased all my chinese cartoons except for this gochiusa episode I'm watching right now, all my vidya, purposefully lost my steam password and locked me out of every escapism-related site except 4chan but I'll do it in tonight. Fuck everything, as they say.
>>24454852
This works too.
>>24454858
Drunk Chino!
>>24454888Mais j'en sais rien mon choupinet du bois joli je me demandais juste pourquoi des epinards pourquoi pas des carottes ou des endives ? Pour la force, comme popeye ? Jolis triples !
>>24454897
Please. If I held your PC hostage you'd do whatever I tell you.
>>24454903
I'll pay !Wait a minute do I know you ? Are you nonon ?
>>24454931
I'm not a good dom you knowhe used to make fun of me for that.
>>24455107
I'd definitely beat you up if you tried that. Some of us NEETs use our infinite time wisely by lifting and improving our bodies.
>>24455151
Post pics of body or stfu fatty
>>24455107
Who cares, the point is I WANT you to dom me.
>>24455107
>Are you nonon ?
No, definitely not. I've just seen you around and I want to make you my pet. Could you talk on Skype?
>>24455107
but what about moe?
he said he loves you...
What happened to your master, Frenchie?
>>24455186
>post a picture of my body for faggots to jerk off to
nty
>>24455233
>making excuses
Ok
>>24455253
Is it really that hard to believe someone would spend some of their infinite time wisely? It's not even that hard to get strong.
>>24455314
Either post your body or stop trying to change the subject, lardass. I assure you, nobody will be jerking off to your body.
>>24454259
I thought France was killed by terrorists? How are you here?
enjoy dying to muslims, stupid frenchies
>Attentionwhoring this hard
Just kill yourself already
>>24455448
Do you not love master anymore then?
>>24455448
>Wait, do I know you ?
You sincerely do not. That's why you should make a Skype account so we can get to know each other.
>>24455107
I miss nonon, he was a really cool dude. Is he okay?
>>24455448
>Would you lick your master's cum off his foot while he crushes your balls
That sounds real nice, I'd prefer if used candle wax though. I've got addicted to how good it stings on my skin.
>>24455343
You won't be able to goad me into doing it. I don't want to be the subject of your disgusting degenerate fap fantasies.
>>24455448
I doubt you'd actually like being beat up m80
>>24455589
Poor tiny weewees
orginal post
>>24455657
>You approached me exactly like someone I now know
This other person sounds like a pretty cool guy, I would love to meet him and chat about dominating sissy bitches like you.Post Skype already
Bumping to keep Frenchie on the internet
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.04_[2015.11.22_22.59.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JsD2O8g.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.04_[2015.11.22_22.59.06].jpg")
>>24455718
Hell no I've been down this road before, you want to push me down the lewd cliff again this won't happen I'm going to be pure now.
>>24455969
D-don't do that.
>>24456111
>I'm going to be pure now.
Why?
>>24456111
Just let go, fall off the lewd cliff. It's warm and sweaty and sticky on the bottom.
>I'm going to be pure now
Bullshit. You're going to be my bitch. If you try to leave you'll be back in two months. You're lewd for life.
>>24456111
Will you talk to me in non lewd ways on skype then?
>>24456248
Post skypu pls
>>24456265
Serene Cosmo
>>24454259
Frenchie, it's quite a shame you are no longer allowed to speak to me.
I had such special plans for you little frenchboy. Your current master is small time compare to me.
>>24456507
You're dumb as a rock, though
Yes Frenchie, leave your current master, so i can talk to him all I want!
Muahahaha
>>24456507Noun? Is that you?No, it couldn't be.
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.37_[2015.11.22_23.25.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ocCzQLn.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.37_[2015.11.22_23.25.37].jpg")
>>24456159
Because homosexuality is a sin and I don't want to go to hellbecause I need to focus on making more money.
>>24456194
Please senpai, I'm trying to resist temptation here. Go be Satan elsewhere.
>>24456248
I will only talk to work-related people on skype now. Just go in the avatarfag thread on /trash/ or a steam friends thread here and make friends with someone more interesting than me, which means probably everyone in these threadsexcept cebruz, he'a jerk.
>>24456507
Noun, you foolish fool. Don't be a dork. What's with the 4chan filename tho ?
>>24456583
W-who are you, please identify yourself !
>Muahahaha
I'm scared
fuck off avatarfag
>>24456657
>W-who are you
A friend of your master... unless he blocked me already...Has he been online at all? It says he was last online 2 days ago for me.
>>24456657
>Go be Satan elsewhere
The first step to salvation is admitting you're a sinner. You have to tell me you want my cock. Then I will give up my flesh to you so that you may be absolved, in lewdness and in death.
>>24456657
I saved it from my /lewd/ board on 8ch cause I'm posting from . So you're allowed to speak with me now? Or are you just being disobedient. I enjoyed speaking with you yet you shut me out due to command. That disgusted me.
>>24456587
Yes, it is I, the alpha male. What is it you want?
>>24456842
>noun
>alpha
didn't you post your ass before? that's not very alpha. Does anyone have the pic?
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.26_[2015.11.22_23.24.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WTOhsas.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.26_[2015.11.22_23.24.54].jpg")
>>24456688
Anon-kun just run over me with your car or something.
>>24456699
Oh I guess you're an animu. Yes it says 2 days ago... Please take care of him.
>>24456732
N-no, I'm pure side now, go away with your lewd side speech.
>>24456842
Ahaha you didn't read the thread.
>Yes, it is I, the alpha male.
Cute.
>>24455107This is Hal, I'll miss you. I hope you come back.
>>24456980
requesting this, it would surely put an end to the whole "I'm a top only" facade.
>>24457006
>take care of him
So you really are leaving? Do you want me to tell him about it?Also, we'll take care of each other very, very well...
[x] be the NEET
all you need iywamtbqhwyf
>>24457006
Nah I didn't read the thread. I was just curious. Thought I'd check up on you before I went back to /lewd/. Wanted to shitpost a bit.
Anyways, take care frenchboy.
>>24456980
That pic was a mistake. I'd prefer if it was never posted again.
>>24457006
>>24457029
Also, I wish you well Frenchie!
>>24457006
Oh I read the thread frenchboy. Enjoy Peru. Also quit fucking typing like me or some shit.
>>24455680
How does it feel knowing this ugly mug got cebruz to fall in love with him, while you sit back and watch?
>black kuklets btfo
>>24457381
Howdy neighbour
>>24457433
Sup senpaitachi. Nice dubs, check this shit out.
>>24457479
Is this some sort of sick joke? I know you got some dubs deep in there somewhere.
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.01_[2015.11.22_22.13.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qWtEjJT.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.01_[2015.11.22_22.13.00].jpg")
>>24457029Oh. Take care of you, Hal ! O-or find someone to take care of you since I can't, unfortunately.
>>24457096
Yeah. Do what you want, I'm leaving once and for all this time.I-it can't be helped I guess please l-love him tenderly
>>24457166
Oh how nice of you.
>/lewd/
Damn, I just cheked that board, you have your own brand of circlejerk now ? Take care, siss- I mean sweetie. I mean just take care, Noun.
>Also quit fucking typing like me or some shit.
I was just trying to be alpha like Noun the alpha male !
>>24457433
HA my unjelqed dick is safe now that I'm running away from this place. Go eat a tree !
Goodnight and goodbye everyone.
>>24457479
What I hate about you, Noun, is that you cannot post in a thread without making it about you. You know what will happen when you avatarfag, and you do it anyways. You're causing more harm here than anything else.
>>24457527
See you in two weeks slut
>>24457527
Go eat some Slavic bull semen, you white flag waving mutt.I hope you come back, I need someone to watch me pumping my thick glorious semen into your bf
>>24457575
Roast me next pham, surely you got some new heat.
>>24457605
Comparitively, I find you pretty tolerable. I would take your dick in a dark room.
>>24457513
Gimme a second. CHECKDIS
>>24457527
I'm gonna miss you desu.
You still have my email I think. Sayonara frenchboy.
YEAH YOU BETTER TRY AND BE MORE LIKE ME.
>>24457527
Bye, Frenchie.
>>24457640
I'm obviously not doing my job right, are you sure you don't have anything to spit?
>>24457672
>Tfw 4chan won't allow me to post fail whale copypasta
You're totally a pro-
Pftftftftf
At failing!
>>24457688
I need to speak with you, mister!
>>24457801
You still have my email, presumably! Speak to me all you want.
>>24457801
>are you sure you don't have anything to spit?
No, I like you a lot. You have a good personality. I would keep your semen in my mouth without swallowing it for a while so I had to continually taste it, and I don't like the taste of semen, I would be doing it for you.
>>24457886
Sent, boss-man!
>>24457929
>anon thinks I have a good personality
That's a first
You kiss your mother with that mouth, anon?
>>24457976
I don't kiss my mom because I'm not a filthy Yuro.
>>24457575
>tfw roasted like a turkey on Thanksgiving
>>24458039
>that hot fire
Felt that one from across the ocean, I knew you could do it!
>>24458096
Sure you wouldn rather be
Uhuhuhu
Spit roasted! Huh? Get it, b-because y-you're gay
>ywn be noun's friend
>>24458152
Everyone should spit roast Noun
>tfw noun deleted you
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR!
>>24458152
There is no proof I am homosapien!
>>24458198
Oh god, are you the one who drew me fan art?
>>24458215
I'm gonna fuck you up later desu senpaitachi.
>>24458216
FUCK YOU FOR SPOILERING FALLOUT.
>>24458215
It was a joke, senpai. Cool your jets.
>>24458198
He has a steam you know!
>>24458267
>fan art
No, i have zero drawing skills...
>>24458282
What's his steam!? Noun, right?
>Noun back
Uggo's selling passports aren't allowed desu
Uhhhh hey people.
>>24458282
I want you to fuck me but I don't have anything clever to say :(
>>24458267
I don't know if I should be scared or taking this lightly.
>>24458282
Let's turn this joke into a rape.
It's a shame that frenchie is gone. Identifying him in threads was the best thing ever. Now how am I supposed to entertain myself.
>>24458304
Noun is a Cuban spy.
Who here is going to show me their penis?
>>24458302
How do you not know these things!
>>24458304
Hey parsa, how've you been?
>>24458350
Such a shame considering I was castrated since birth!
>>24458351
But that's illegal and not very Christian, considering I'm a very hardcore Christian man.
I also don't have a penis.
What is nouns steam!?!?!
There are like 1,500 nouns!
>>24458434
>I was castrated since birth!
Is this true? It also doesn't mean you can't fuck me, because you would have been put on hormone replacement therapy.
>>24458435
NounisPound
>>24458435
id/neverknowsbesthuh
op
>>24458480
>"is this true?"
Totally.
I just have an extremely enlarged clitoris.
Nonon is cute
>>24458508
>last online: 22 hours ago
;-;
>>24458538
How enlarged? Could you post a picture for educational purposes?
>>24458434
Pfft it's only illegal if they tell on you. Not very Christian? Have you read the bible? Never has there been more rape stories put into one book, and I don't remember a commandment saying don't rape. Some of the best rape is done by women and that makes it even better because society won't even see you as a rapist.
>>24458555
Hi kyoko
>>24458560
He's just getting food, I was speaking to him about 5 minutes ago!
Don't be alarmed!
>>24458575
What? You mean my 2" punisher? Yeah I call him the javelin.
>>24458581
I'd rather be shitposting buddies with him, not buttbuddies!
>>24458630
>Hi kyoko
No...
>Tfw Nonon have already forgotten me
>>24458651
Oh! I t-totally remember you, guy! How's your uh, stuff been?gimme a hint pls, I'm forgetful
>>24458630
If that's what you really prefer.
>>24458630I think he blocked me or something...
;-;
This is why nobody takes r9k seriously. Won't even show me your penises.
Frenchie you fucker where have you been
>>24458630
>You mean my 2" punisher
Yes, please post it. Can you masturbate with it?I want to try
>>24458803
>Lsat online 8 minutes ago
He just went out, said he didn't know when he's coming back tonight, relax.
>>24458809
Keep dreaming.
>>24458849
He gone, you missed him, time to an hero.
Hey wait a sec, does anyone else smell kebab- >>24458809
Oh
>>24458803
Send a request, just to be sure.
>>24458849
He went to sleep, Sorry!
>>24458859
I'd need to dust off the ol' microscope, but I'm not gonna post it in public.
>>24458849
Kek you are a failure.
>>24458849
Sorry, man, you missed him.
>>24455107
>>24458720
G R O P you finish the rest
>>24458803
what's your steam I'll talk to him
Goodbye Frenchie.
>>24458882
Impossible over the stench of cheap vodka and pierogis.
>>24458882
Are you a bottom, then?
>>24458922
Sorry? Could you spell it out for me?
>>24458964
You meme so supreme, it's pretty extreme.
>>24458849
I'm sorry anon. I'm really sorry.
>>24458995I'm 8.3" you dummy
>>24458999
Trips confirm.
definitely an original comment desu senpai
>>24459012
Fuck off I was out of town for a weekend and this is what I come back to
>>24458937Pizza_Migoo
>>24458882
I did send a request... it says 22 hours ago
>>24459025Then post it you scaredy cat
>>24459058
I'm not Frenchie.
I'm just apologizing that this happened.
>>24459089
I know you're not him it's just annoying the little shit left like this
>>24459042
Poo in loo, pajeet!
>>24459063
>pizza migoo
That's a great name, I remember seeing it a few months ago or something, I still giggle about it to this day.
>>24459080
Not in public senpai
>>24459063
Are you cute? Space
>>24459158
I probably talked to you then!
>>24459205
People have told me I'm cute, yes!
>>24459206
Nah, it might've been a steam thread. Seriously how did you even come up with that?
>>24459158
Pretty weak desu, not even pajeet, Boris Picklecowsky.
How about you show everyone here your pencil dick to give them encouragement?
>>24459063
Why not do you want to add him
>this thread
Like a 2x4 to /r9k/'s head, I love it
>>24459277
W-what?
>>24459250
I'm a creative person I guess!
>>24459272
>pencil dick
Not falling for the bait
I bet my flaccid size is bigger than yours is soft!
>>24459346
>>24459346
Why do you want to add him?
>>24459361
Yeah when mine is soft. You're right, Boris.
>>24459361
>>24459416
I meant hard, fuck!
You've gotten me pretty riled up, haji.
>>24459365I want to be with the popular anime people cause they seem fun and nice
>>24459442
I've always had this effect on you, slut. I should take my leave soon before you get any bright ideas.
>>24459448
The B-Listers are cooler and nicer desu don't go mainstream brah
>>24459502
F-fine, not like I care or anything.
>>24459538
Senti is that you?
>>24459654
ofc! didn't you feel the thread get cooler when I made a post?
>>24459538
b-but I don't know their names!
>>24459708
It really did! I wonder if gropy is still around...
>>24459765
forgot my image!
orig inal
>>24459654
>>24459830
Really disrespectful, not enough courtesy to even say goodbye.
>>24459854
Oh did you want to be friends?
>>24459735
That's what makes them B-Listers! You have to be "in" to know who they are. It's a super secret multi-layered organization that takes years to understand the inner-workings of.
>>24459765
He's posting right up there make him come back!
>>24459918
You are just savage
>>24459955
>Years to understand the inner-workings of
Hmm... looks like this will be a very long undercover job.
>>24459968
You going to fuck me with that finger or just sit there and cry?
>>24460012
Just add me on steam you queer
>>24459955
H-hey, would you... I mean, can you... uhm not bully me~?WAS THAT GOOD ENOUGH KYOKO?
>>24460141
Can't, you removed me, silly. You have to add me. Email me and I'll give you my account.
[email protected]
is there any manga about female stalkers?
>>24460012
>>24460141
>>24460207
This is you two....
Fuck the robot
>>24460220
>is there any manga about
Yes
>>24460256
If I was that ugly I think life would be easier.
>>24460177I'm not here
>>24460256
Let's see your desktop, nerd.
>>24460256
Real people ruin a perfect person, why not let someone have a nice time anon, eh?
>>24460315
>yes
well name them
>>24460343
Where's your desktop?
>>24460400
>1 screen
not the guy you replied to but i wanted to share my desktop anyway...
>>24460400
>mac
I hope you got a job
>>24460177
GGGROROROOOOOPPPPPYYYYYYYYI'm gonna give you a nugie!
>>24460400
>tfw laptop
kms
>>24460400
Here you go, I keep it simple and straight to the point.
>>24460400
>mac
>that music taste
I vomited a little inside my mouth. I'm better now, though.
>>24460468
I stopped using multiple screens when I realized I only needed one.
>>24460476
Of course I have a job. And sorry to hear you don't know anything about computers. Let me guess, you've never used anything other than Windows for your main OS too.
>>24460545
I only need one screen too, but it feels pretty good to look at a fox while you're masturbating
And I have a ps3 hooked up to my biggest screen, so i can still chat with people on the other screen while playing whatever.
>>24460400
Guess who I am in this thread
>>24460545
>what's a virtual machine
>>24460545
Sylphag??
>>24460576
I only need my browser and maybe one or two other windows visible, depending on what I'm doing. Workspaces work fine for me.
>>24460596
What does a virtual machine have to do with anything in this thread? Are you saying I'm running OS X in a VM?
>>24460618
I'm guessing that's a user name. If so then no.
>>24460586
see >>24460498
KYOKO WHAT DO I DO WHEN HE STARTS TOUCHING ME
I WASNT READY FOR THIS
>>24460498P-please be gentle!Else I'll give you one back :T
>>24460653
>>24460653
No that's what i'm doing with windows eight. If you're not using a mac for work you're just a fag.
http://puu dot sh/lfRds/5e1e874059.mp3
tfw you realize rockso is a sissy fag
>>24460676
Relax your limbs. RELAX YOUR LIMBS! Let him get a feel for you, and get comfortable with you. He's in charge now. Just enjoy the ride!
>>24460653
Yeah you know me nigga
>>24460676
You could give me a nugieIf you can keep me from pinning you to the floor!
How do I find cute anime boys?
>>24460724
I use a Mac because I want a Unix-like OS that doesn't give me issues with simple shit like on the fly audio-output switching. Also Apple's trackpad is waaaaay better than trackpoints. Other trackpads aren't even usable, so it's not worth mentioning them at all.
>>24460798
Who the hell is rockso and does he do cocaine?
>>24460808
Wah, how unfair! You're going to hold me down and mess up my hair?!I promise I wont give you a nugie back if you brush my hair back to normal...!
>>24460986
That's not fair! Using Yui against me...makes me want to brush hair all day.
>>24461187
All day? No way! Once we've made eachother pretty I'll jump ontop of youand steer you towards the bed
>>24461284
Hey! I was uh, supposed to be pinning you! I'm going to start posting on lewd before you make me embarrass myself in front of the DF crowd.
>Itt /lewd/ things happen on frenchie's grave
I'm going to kill frenchie
>>24462276
Frenchie doesn't care about you anymore, you are a joke lmao
>>24462355
Leave him alone.
Whos the DF crowd?
