There are cops outside

>>24454171
Ignore them

>>24454171
fall for the no fap november meme ?

Bring them sandwiches for their hard work

>>24454171
Go pat them on the back and say "Keep it up!"

grab a kitchen knife and run outside naked towards them

>>24454883
It was morning for me, woke up and civilian dressed police officers woke me up saying they were from the police. I talked a bit to them, got dressed and went with him to the police station to take a drug test for weed. Which of course turned out negative, phone was taken away but I got it back later. Two years have passed now almost and I haven't heard anything since and the case was also dropped.

Open your window and shout "allahu akbar". They'll think you're one of the peaceful muslim refugees and leave you alone.

Police comin round looking for some help on a case they gotta solve you never help them

>>24454951
>getting randomly brought down to the police station to get tested for weed in your system
what the fuck
do you live in saudi arabia or some shit?

>>24454171
Are you in Belgium?

>>24454951
Kool story, need a title?

>>24455077
Norway. It wasn't actually because of me either. It was my stepfather who have smoked, as a result they raided our home and took away his driver license as well. They didn't even find more than way below 1 ounce weed either. This country is ducked when it comes to weed. Police are going after everyone that uses it with huge consequences for the user. I was innocent and never even touched it and yet I got keked

Truecrypt my 'memes'