What kind of weird shit do you say while masturbating? Here's a screen play of mine
>yeah.. YEAH YOU LITTLE BITCH
>GET WRECKED
>I HOLD IT DOWN FOR THE REAL CLIQUE
I'm not even black.
>>I HOLD IT DOWN FOR THE REAL CLIQUE
>I hold it down for real clique
Holy fuck if I saw someone rubbin one out and heard them words it would be magical
i dont fap to porn, just use my imagination, so i just softly moan the persons name that im thinking about
>>24454003
Please vocaroo yourself moaning Jolene by dolly parton
>>24454003
>fembot detected
How romantic
real nigga shit senpai
I just repeat "GET BEEFY BITCH, GET REAL BEEFY BITCH". It's becoming somewhat of a problem.
One time when I was cumming I muttered to myself 'can you feel the music'. I always remember it everytime
>>24454437
im actually a man
a very, very sad man
I shout out classic Brian Pumper lines.
>yeah your pussy feels super terrific
>no, mommy, please stop
>I want to die
>I can't take it anymore
>please kill me
>>24454536
holy fuck I can't think of anything funnier than that
I'm fucking silent as the grave while masturbating.
I'm a masturbation ninja, I've never been caught and I never intend to be caught.
>>24454912
I've been caught a few times, it's empowering
me:
>Oh yea you like my wet cock oh yea you little bitch
>Yea feel my cock deep in you bitch oh yea
>MMmm you are good
>Mmm Im gonna lick your vagina juices
>>24455006
> oh yess let me drink your pussy juice spill it on my face
no words, only tears
I don't say anything.
I just moan a bit when I finish if it's an intense orgasm.
http://www.xvideos.com/video14571947/show_me_your_and_
All whispered under breath:
"Fucking take it.
Take my cock
Yeah
Fuck yeah
That's my little slut
I love you."
>tfw no gf>tfw no dick to ream gf with
>>24455101
>tfw blurted out "I love you" while masturbating about a month ago
>been nofap since
Feel so lonely man.
Lately it's been variations of
>shes a god damn semen demon / shes a damn demon! / a real fuckin' demon
whats everyone else's jerking record? i've gone for over 12 hours before, i took two breaks, but other than that it was literally twelve straight hours of jerking off. I was high as fuck on adderall during it, so because I had chemical assistance, I don't think I would be allowed to submit it for an official ranking.
>listen to O&A while jerking off to porn
>jimmy makes joke right as I come
>ruins orgasm
>laugh while failurejizzing angrily into my pubes and saying "fucking jimmy"
>>24455187
I've done loads of 12 hours, honestly thats past the world record by itself, but I've also gone about 24 hours, you can imagine how cut up my dick was
>>24455187
also yeah I was usually on adderall or meth and maybe a shit ton of opiates
>>24455148
I almost exclusively say it while masturbating.
Or while showering,
Or while driving for a long time and pretending to have a conversation.
It feels good to say, you know?
