My gf has just had a babby and asked if she could put my name on the birth certificate.
Does that make me the legal father without any of the adoption bullshit?
>>24452926
to answer your question, yes.
but is it your biological child?
>>24452926
yes faggot
Dont do it, or else you will be maximum over kek and have to pay for this thing for the rest of your life. Presuming you off yourself within 18 years.
>>24452926
Maximum kekold desu.
Careful; if you break up, she can tap you for child support.
answer my question faggot, is it your biological child or not.
>>24452926
DO NOT DO IT OP
LISTEN TO ME
WHAT REASON COULD SHE POSSIBLY HAVE FOR PUTTING YOUR NAME ON IT!?!?!?
THINK ABOUT IT
>>24452926
Your gf's baby looks smug af
>>24452951
No, but I've been there for most of the pregnancy.
DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS FOR ANY REASON YOU FUCKING MORON YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
>>24453006
You will get many replies with this. Enjoy.
>>24453006
Literally a kek
>>24452926
you will get kucked so hard you will suicide
>>24453006
>it's not your kid
Then don't do it you fucking cukold
>>24453006
>but I've been there for most of the pregnancy.
...and?
was your girlfriend already pregnant when you hooked up or did she literally kek you?
if you hooked up after she got knocked up, did she tell you she was pregnant?
>>24453006
>GF just had a baby
>Is it your biological child
>No
>Put my name on the birth certificate
Lmao some top quality bait here. Op is retarded. Why in the hell would you take on some other guys child?
this is one of the best kek threads I've seen all year. Quality bait OP
>>24452926
That baby looks pretty cute. I strongly recommend that you put your name on the birth certificate.
OP bailed and left us hanging.
I wanted to see how far they were going to take this bait.
Not far.
What a fucking idiot. Go ahead and put your name on the certificate. The world is ok with mouthbreathers like you. That leaves one less spot to compete against between intelligent people.
DONT NOT DO IT!!! you will have to accept all resopnsiblities... IE child support
>>24453192
It's not bait m8. I can't see myself spending the rest of my life with anyone else, and I've always wanted to be a father. The baby loves me. It stops crying when I pick it up.
Don't worry man just sign the papers, nothing bad will happen in the long run!
>>24453006
Then no, the biological father should be in the certificate ask the child doesn't have to change it later or find out who its real father is.
>>24453239
You don't have to sign shit to be a father you c uck you're going to have to pay child support when she ends up dumping you for someone else
>>24453239
You can still be with her if you don't sign the papers u fucking retard
>>24453239
babies are dumb as fuck and dont grasp the concept of love
honestly babies dont give a shit about their parents
Dude, that kid is laughing at how hard his mom is c u cking you
>>24453006
C U C K O L D R Y
The robot can fuck itself
>>24453006
Don't fucking do this OP it will ruin your life
There's no way this is real. No robot can be this fucking dumb, right? Someone please tell me this faggot is joking.
>>24452926
DONT DO IT
shes trying to play you, dont let her
I Bet rn 5$ in bitcoin that OP's gf fucked the guy and they don't have money so she dated op to get him to be father, play it cool for a few months after that, then break up and get child support pay per month so she and chad are rolling in money while op starves to death paying child support
To all of the people saying I'm being c-ucked, I'm fairly sure my girlfriend has never cheated on me. She loves me.
>>24453901
why did you hook up with a pregnant chick
>>24453006
You're trolling.
This is bait.
This must be bait.
Please...
>>24452926
You are financially responsible for the next 18 years even if you break up if you put your name on that. There is absolutely no way to get out of child support for it if you're in the USA.
>>24452926
No you fucking retard. You'll legally be the father even if you guys breakup. Have fun with child support.
>>24452926
DONT FUCKING DO IT BRO SHE'S GONNA DRAIN YOUR ASS OF CHILD SUPPORT THINK ABOUT IT HARD DONT BE A DUMB ASS.
>>24452926
Yep, pretty much. That's what I did for my wife's son anyway.
>>24452926
Why are people responding to this thread?
>>24452926
>if she could put my name on the birth certificate
KEKOO
KEKOO
KEKOO
>>24453006
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>>24453006
If this is OP then it is god tier bait.
>>24452926
>signing ANYTHING to do with a child or woman that was never yours
bro y u do dis, you literally just signed your life away.
There is literally no reason for you to do this, OP.
Please don't.
>>24453006
Rest in fucking pieces, OP.
>putting your name on someone else's child's birth certificate
>>24452926
>a baby
not
>your baby
if you put your name on that you deserve whatever happens to you
>break up
>she sues you for child support
>mfw
>>24454175
This. Fucking this.
pls no muterino
>people falling for this bait
come on guys. This is only slightly better bait than "my girlfriend's son" threads
It takes a real man to step up and raise a child like that.
>>24454672
Shit redditors say dot tee ecks tee
>>24454738
>tee ecks tee
Why? Fuck that messed with my head.
>>24454738
He's making fun of pic related single mom's share it on facebook after they get dumped by chad to find a beta provider
>>24453006
This must be bait. If you put your name on it, you are the father.
We warned you about single moms
We warned you about child support
We warned you to not be such a little kek
But you still refuse to listen. Why didn't you listen?
>>24452926
What a beautiful baby. Who wouldn't want to adopt it?
>>24453006
+1 reply for you
>>24453006
LITTLEfugg the robot
>>24453006
I hope you took advantage of all that sweet beautiful disgusting sick fuck preggo sex.
But, yeah, leave her, dude.
>>24452926
Lyl you are gonna be a
C U C K
U
C
K
>>24453006
beta provider detected
>>24455549
> eating a half-eaten meal with someone else's saliva on it
>>24452926
There's no way that your girlfriend just gave birth to a human being and you're just now asking such a basic, important question.
THE KEK THE KEK THE KEK THE KEK THE KEK THE KEK THE KEK THE KEK
It takes about 3 years before the proud papa shows up in my office saying that he changed his mind and wants to be taken off the birth certificate. It's usually pretty good money. Consultations, filing fees, court appearances. I have literally never seen the court revoke an affidavit of paternity but the money is great pretending that it might happen.
DON'T DO IT NIGGA ITS A TRAP
>>24453006
TOP KEK
Blux
>>24458607
How do i join such a lucrative business?
>>24453006
What kind of a girl would date a guy while preggo
Does she work?
>>24452926
>>24453006
OK. No. Don't allow her to put your name on the Birth Cert.
Your name on the Cert won't give you much in the way of rights, and just filling a "Fatherly Role" is enough for you to be liable for child support payments if you split up later.
In the future the child may want to know its biological father, or some medical condition may become apparent and it's important that the cert is an honest record of history.
In short, if you love your GF and are happy to help her raise her child then do so, but don't be recorded as the biological father if you are not.
>>24453006
So OP, what pulled you into the C U C K life?
>>24453006
no she cannot and you would be an idiot to let her do so
This is the kind of bait tat you can't learn, you're just born with it.
Bravo op, I salute you.
And regarding the pic, congrats on your new little sister or possible niece.
>>24458724
Alright, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Name on cert = visitation rights if you didn't beat her or put your dick in that kid.
>just filling a "Fatherly Role" is enough for you to be liable for child support payments if you split up later.
gtfo with your pre-law bullshit advice
