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Post your mother's age at your birth and your status from robot/cyborg/normie ITT. Let's see if we can spot any trends.

33, robot.
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>>24452515
>20
>cyborg
Wagelord, not neetkek, but I am a hermit
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>>24452515
33 too, completly robot.
My older brother, who is homosexual but still an outgoing chad, was born when my mother was 24.
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>>24452515
either 25 or 26, cyborg reporting in
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>18, i don't know man, if anything failed normie
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She was 33 as well, I'm the youngest of 3. What the hell
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40
cyborg but getting better at hiding it
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>>24452515
>32 (I think)
>Cyborg
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>>24452515
Either 33 or 34.

I'm a weird and/or low-quality normie. I have a job. I have friends, but not a huge number. I'm shy and awkward, but I do go out to places, and sometimes even talk to strangers. My biggest flaw is that I'm still a virgin at 23.
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>>24452515
39, I wouldn't be surprised if leaving it so late gave me some kind of undiagnosed mental or physical problem, if your mother gave birth to you after 30 you got a third rate egg.
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>>24452515
mother was 16 and im a full blown chad.
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21, cyborg
Used to be somewhat of a normie till 14.
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Like 31 and I'm a robot.
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19
Just about as robot as it gets
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29
Robot

I have two younger brothers who are both normies
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41.
Robot prime.
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>>24452515
29, cyborg/failed normie.
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29. I was a fraternal twin.
Cyborg kissless handholdless virgin
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>>24452515
36
Major robot.
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>>24452515
33, and a robot.
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35
assburger neet robot
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>>24452515
>40
>cyborg
no friends, never gf, looking for a job
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>>24452515
>tfw never even asked
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This thread is why women shouldn't be allowed to give birth past the age of 20.
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>>24452515
>28
>robot or cyborg i dunno take your pic i'm a neet kv and only have 2 irl acquaintances who i meet up with twice a year.
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>30
>Robot

Muting people here now.
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<21 = ghetto

22 to 29 = optimum

>30 = autism
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>>24452515
>29
>robot

quite a few 29s in this itt thread
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>>24452931
>22 to 29 = optimum
Want to know how I know your mom's a stacy whore?
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>>24452864
What about your twin? Are they similar status?
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>>24452852

Editing my title as I remembered my score in recent >robot test thread.
Wizard apprentice on the way to true magic and eventual suicide when the money run out.
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>>24452890
You don't know your mother's date of birth?
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28, and cyborg
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>16
>failed normie

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>yfw you realize that if your mother had you in her twenties, you wouldn't exist
>yfw that means that there is a happy, outging, genenetically superior chad right now that wasn't born because you came along later
>yfw you c.ucked chad out of life
feels good mane.
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27. She had a miscarriage before me.
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34 or 35 I think. Fairly robotic. NEET semi shut in druggie. I'm a failure.
>>24452956
Once a woman gets much older than 30, she's reaching the period when there's a huge increase in the likelihood of birth defects.
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>>24453051
by "you" i meant that the person reading this would not exist. if you mother had a child at say 21 instead of 31 then someone else would be her kid and not you. you would not have consciousness.
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>29
>cyborg
If it's relevant, I also have diagnosed burgers.
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27 robot, chad in appearance.
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>>24452969
Twin is a girl. Apparently schizophrenic because of dude weed lmao.
She married some Brazilian guy and lives in a tiny apartment in hollywood. Pretty sure she's unhappy though
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15.

I'm glad she had me young because /degenerate autism sperm/. I mean I'm not autistic, that's for sure. I also am disappointed to be raised by a whore.

I still love her because she's my mom but I do disapprove of a lot of things she did.
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>40 something
>cyborg
Assburgers
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21
failed normie
pathetic deadbeat loser
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>>24452831
Same as this guy family
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22
sister was born at 18
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It's another sign of the degeneracy of our society that women who leave children to their 40's aren't shamed for leaving it so late, it's pure selfishness, and raises the chance of bringing a downie or autist into the world from "statistically irrelevant" to "definitely possible".

But then again, mothers who drink and smoke barely get any disapproval.
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Semi Robot
37
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>32
>robot

>>24453051
more like the Jews keked him out of life by winning over your mother to the have children late meme, but still
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16, she legit looked like a loli

Cyborg, I go out and about but I don't make a habit of talking to people.
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>>24452515
26, ROBOT, KHHV
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>30-35
>normie

I'm fucking insane though.
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Mom was 22 when she had me
I'm normie
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>26
>robot

original comment
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>>24452515
21
Robot but I learned how to socially interact with others by the assistance of 4chan and dating sims
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18 - Normie by all regards.
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>>24452515
23. normie

think about death a lot tho
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>>24452515
28, cyborg

odd though, my sister who my mother had at 33 is a Stacy
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19 - hybrid
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>think women have it easy
>remember more than half of them have to know the horrors of pregnancy
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>>24452515
27 and normie.
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34, normie with depression/anxiety
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37
cyborgg
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>>24452515
21

I transcend your generalization.
>>24452931
Wrong. Hags make awful mothers.
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>17
>robot
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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I just calculated the average age of mothers.
The average normie mother gives birth at 23.
The average cyborg mother gives birth at 28
The average robot mother gives birth at 30.
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>>24453051
that's some interesting logic, frogposter.
I'm not sure how it holds up though.
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36, cyborg

I'm a C-Section if that matters.
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My mother was 27 when I was born
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>>24453998
Robot, Cyborg or Normie. You are retarded, that for sure.
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>>24452515
18. Work part time and live with parents in my late 20s. Still a kv.
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>>24453917
23? That seems too young. I would have figured
27-28 - Normie/Chad
33 - Cyborg
36+ - Robot
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>>24454036
If you add up all the ages and divide them by the numbers of mother you get my results.
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>30
>cyborg

Lots of friends, currently doing a Master's in genetics, but only had sex once, and several people at school have complained that I'm an autistic unprofessional weirdo.

My dad was 35 when I was conceived, so I don't think that de novo DNA damage can be ruled out as part of the cause. My parents are very awkward too though, so maybe. I just had bad role models.
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>>24452515
21, normie desu senpai
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>>24453005
this desu famiglia
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>>24452515
>39
Had a gf
Have a job
>still depressed as fuck m8
>probably cyborg/normie
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>>24452515

Mother was 41 when she had me.
33 when she had my sister (who is a stacy).

I'm a cyborg.

FUN FACT: 2 years before my father had me, he worked in the costruction of a nuclear reactor ( nothing high level). And with some other colleagues had to escort quite a bit of fissil materials for the nuclear reactor in construction.
The geiger measured radiations way over safety standard (but not morthal or extremely threatening ofc).
When my father completed the escort service, he was told not to have children for at least 2 years.
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Here's a question.
Do you think there's a correlation with the older the mom is, the more daddy issues there are, like single parenting, or divorces?

My mom was 36 when I was born, and my dad did work, but he wasn't there often, or at all. I was a sperg until a girl payed attention to me, so I'm a cyborg. I was a total robot during my teens, hating girls for not liking me without doing anything about it myself, getting shit grades and not trying, etc.
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>>24452515
35

Cyborg

>tfw studying biomedical engineering to become a true cyborg
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28, used to be a failed normie, now I'm a full blown robot
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>>24452515
15
Total Robot.
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>25
>robot
muted for 2 seconds for unoriginal comment, for fucks sake
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35
By all metrics r9k uses I'm a normie. Stable employment, in a relationship, has kids, finished grad school, no diagnosed mental issues, dude weed lmao.

Only thing is I drink everyday and come here obsessively.
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>>24452515

>21
>Chad

My mother was a model, is dutsh too and my father if far from ugly. I'm kinda little (6" for a dutschy) but I'm okay with it. I also lift since 2 years.
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14
Robot, although that might have something to do with the fact that my dad is also my grandfather.
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29
autist..2 normie older sisters
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>>24452515
>40
>dad was 52
>cyborg at work, robot at all other times
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36

I'm 24 and I've never had a girlfriend.
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34 and my younger brother was at 36 and he's severely autistic (real autism not 4chan autism)
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Anything under 30 is borderline pedo desu.
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father was 60, mother was 38 (she was a schizophrenic too)

am extreme robot
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