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>made out with a chubby 4/10 at a party last night. >realize
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>made out with a chubby 4/10 at a party last night.
>realize what I did
>not a KV anymore
>she is texting me now without stop
>friends make fun of me now
>don't know what to do
>feel like shit now
>morefeels.jpg

Let me give you one advice robots. Never settle down for lower girls just because you can't attract the qt ones. Better stay a KV.
I just wish it didn't happen.
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Take back ur lip virgijity

Really iPhone can't autocorrect virgijity? That's some shit
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Good advice that I've been focusing on. 9+ or above is the rule.

If I have to question, I have to leave.
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>>24452447
>Never settle down for lower girls just because you can't attract the qt ones
Guys who actually do this deserve getting made fun of. They are the reason even ugly women get to be picky.
However, you can get away with it if you were drunk.
Just tell the fatty to piss off and that it was a drunken mistake.
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>>24452790
so wait, what are we supposed to do then? just take it, and be miserable and untouched by any woman?

i'm fine with chubsters, in fact i prefer them to skinny ones
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>>24452825
>so wait, what are we supposed to do then?
We openly make fun of the guys who lower their standards and the girls who have high standards.
It sucks, but that's the best thing we can do while we pursue women who actually are in our own league.
>just take it, and be miserable and untouched by any woman?
That's how all men who aren't Chad are going to end up if they continue to lower their standards. We are already at the point where average men are dating fucking downies.
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>>24452447
I know that feel

>be me 4 years ago
>junior in high school
>kissless virgin
>go to normie friend's birthday party
>hardly know anyone there
>smoke weed out of a hookah
>never had hard liquor before
>friend offers me tequila but I'm too much of a pussy
>drink wine instead, get pretty buzzed
>hot girls there but don't know what to say to them
>hours pass
>most of the hot girls leave
>one girl's sister arrives
>she's in college, looks like a fat Jennifer Lawrence with black hair
>brings lollipops shaped like penises
>the girls all suck them
>friend tells me she's been eyeing me
>tells me to hook up with her
>don't want to because she's fat and I'm not attracted to her
>make up an excuse: "I'm too drunk haha"
>eventually everyone forces us in a dark room together
>she starts making out with me
>I say awkward beta shit in an attempt to sound sexy
>"you really worked that Popsicle earlier"
>says she's on her period is we can't fuck
>drags me into the bathroom
>pulls out her tits and pulls down my pants
>I'm embarrassed by my bush
>I never shaved it trimmed because I had given up hope that anyone would see it
>still have a semi-chub though
>she puts it in her mouth
>can't get fully hard
>she sucks my flaccid dick for a good 15 minutes with no success
>close my eyes and try to envision hit girls or porn but nothing's working
>try to jack off on her face
>still can't get fully hard
>awkwardly apologize and stumble out of cramped bathroom
>realize I technically got to third base
>still feel just as shitty
>go home the next morning feeling like a huge loser
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>>24453531
>friend tells me she's been eyeing me
>tells me to hook up with her
>don't want to because she's fat and I'm not attracted to her
That feel when people think you're in the same league as ugly fatties
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>>24453642
It's a bad feel

Especially since I'm not even that ugly, just socially autistic
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OP here. I told her that was nothing serious and I'm not going to plan to do something more with her and that I'm sorry.
She said thanks for beeing honest and blocked me.
Am I being accused of rape now? I feel like absolute shit now and also I'm scared.
Just end this ride please.
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>>24453910
she blocked you? lmao.
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>>24453947
Please make these feels go away, what is going to happen next? What does this mean? Being in such situation i suffering.
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>>24453800
I find that "she's not my type" is the best excuse when people try to hook you up with ugly girls. It still hurts though.
>Be me crushing hard on a girl
>One day she asks if I want to go to the movies with her
>Get overly excited, literally the happiest I've been in ages
>Get there
>Turns out she brought two friends as well
>One of them is Chad, the other is a female landwhale
>Can't believe what a great guy Chad must be for looking past the landwhales appearance
>mfw I realise the landwhale was for me
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>>24453968
no, you're not being accused of rape. chill the fuck out. if she was blowing up your phone with texts she probably liked you. now shes being a typical overreacting woman and ignoring you because shes hurt.
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>>24452447
fat bitches are always annoying
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>>24453910
You did good man.
The reason she blocked you is because women are fucking worthless at taking rejections.
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