>wipe so much my ass is practically chaffing
>still poop
FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>24452197
Wet the toilet paper, you fucking retard.
Eat fiber and stop drinking soda/sugar so you can shit out logs and not weak shit.
>wipe
>wipe for a long time
>wipe comes up with blood
>still poop
>>24452197
>he doesn't poop exclusively in the shower
I want the normies to leave.
>get drunk off fireball because I don't like the taste of real liquor
>asshole is burning after a liquidy shit the next morning
Wash your ass with water and soap.
>>24452339
thas what you get for drinking that shit lol
>it's a extra sticky poo
Call me a firetruck.
>use bidet to clean ass
>wipe afterwards
>poopy water on paper
>>24452336
>pooping in the shower
>not putting your ass on the ledge out your window
>not letting the fear of falling back to your death push your shit out
How about you all gtfo
Is it normal to wipe so much that two knuckles deep in your butthole is clean?
I do that.
>pooping at all
>>24452339
>one day almost two years ago
>have the last solid shit I'll ever take
>since then my shit has taken every non-form all the way down to powder that looks like dirt
>have to shit like this 3+ times a day
>go to the doctor, it ends up being a qt my age
>she gives me a cup to poop in, worst moment of my life
>sneak out, drive home, shit again
Exactly the thread I needed. I fucking hate those thousand wipers and it's fucking up my life more than it should. How to fix it?
>>24452454
This needs an answer famz
>>24452395
How to stop getting this? I don't want a sticky poo every again in my life.
>>24452327
>>24452780
>>24453308
Filthy westerners. How do you live with your filthy assholes?
>>24453477
Kek implying that really cleans ALL the shit out your ass
>>24453507
If you got shit over the rest of your body, would you clean that with toilet paper as well, or shower like a non-tard?
>>24453535
I would, but then again the rest of my body is one smooth surface instead of a crack and then a hole with hair surrounding it.
shave your ass
>>24453507
Yes it does actually. No shit stain on paper when drying.
