Things r9k will never experience

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>>24451757
Good lord

I will never get to cum on her face whilst she is sleeping

Why even live

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>>24451757
Eh, there are upsides to being a robot.

>>24451861
Who actually has unwanted pregnancies these days unless you're fucking an evil witch or a retard? There are so many ways to avoid it that anyone who does has got to be addled.

>>24451893

guys are stupid

"im on the pill XDDD" and they go in raw, I've got at least two friends now paying child support because of this

I don't feel bad at all tbqh,
stupid gets what it deserves

>>24451893
What are you talking about? Sluts get knocked up all the time and keep the baby

>>24451757
>you will never wake up as a cute girl
life is hard indeed

>>24451941
that's your own fault for not wrapping up your shit. Relying on someone else with something as monumentally life changing possibility as a baby is 200% retarded and you deserve it if you refuse to take care of your own responsibilities.

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>>24451861
yeah, glad you mentioned it, this might lead to another important thing in life you will probably miss out staying they way you are

>>24452021
>implying any of us are capable of being good fathers
>implying it's not a good thing we won't pass on our beta genes

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>tfw you will never get the succ