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>on a leisurely stroll through a back alley >this happens
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>on a leisurely stroll through a back alley
>this happens

What do!?
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>>24451408
Pftt do it, slut. I've seen enough bystander effect scenarios to know that no one will give a shit. I don't even have 100 monopoly dollars.
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I would probably try yelling mean things. Kids can be evil, but from my experience yelling at them completely cripples them to a sobbing mess.

Also, it's better for onlookers to think you hate children rather than touch them. They might think you are a terrible person, but you won't get lynched.
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>>24451677
top kek. enjoy being beaten by whiteknight niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNrWuZV3jjw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVHnZX8E50
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>>24451408
If I'm going to go to jail for child rape I might as well actually do it.
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>>24451998
flawless logic

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24451408
I-i don't have 100$.

I'm poor, go away bourgeoise loli.
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Something like this

fuck the robot
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Turn 360 degrees and noscope the damn bitch
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"I don't carry cash"
show her my empty wallet
moonwalk away
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just walk away
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>>24451408
I'll give you 150 for them panties. 200 if you piss on them first.
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>>24452218
don't give them to this creep, i'll give you 200 for them and 250 if you piss on them first
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hightail the fuck outta there
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>>24451408
I would've given her the money even without the extortion method.
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>>24451408

Then I pray I won't be targeted again.
But knowing how those loli gangs are...
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Laugh and walk past her
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>>24452396
Don't get into any strange cars anon, even if they rock music and beer
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>>24452429

Wait, did someone say rock music and beer?
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>>24452429

It's not so common, right?
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>>24452396
>But knowing how those loli gangs are...
>>24452429
>>Don't get into any strange cars anon

is there a doujin like that? A gang of lolis go around and lure in an unsuspecting dude off the street and rape him? I want this to exist
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Give her 100 and offer another 100 if she lets me keep the panties, and another 100 if she undresses and lets me take pictures.
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>>24452489
Several, go to sadpanda and search for loli+femdom+rape or just loli+femdom
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Woman here, this is how you should react. Take note robots.

>instantly pull my own security buzzer
>start screaming rape
>pull out pepper spray and mist loli's face and eyes
>pull out those defense moves i learned at my local YMCA and knock her down
>with reasonable force, taser her and baton her a little
>call cops and report potential flasher
>pat myself on the back for protecting the world from another potential future rapist
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>>24452289
$200, $250 with urine. Do I hear a 250?!
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>>24452546
Oh shit, I forgot the final and most important step. Make sure to get on tumblr and tell everyone about the horrible experience you had and ask for donations so you can receive therapy for your developing PTSD.

Maybe go the Patreon route because PTSD is forever and so is loli rapist trying to attack you and oppress you.
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>>24452546
Not even in facebook you can find shit like this, go to reddit if you think this shit is funny.

Getting molested by a loli is a serious issue.
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>>24452590
300 here senpai-
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>>24452546

>so funny it might actually be written by a woman
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I'd gladly give her $100 to let me see up that skirt. >:3
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>>24452639
*unfunny
I got your back me familian
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>>24452590
$400, $500 IF IT COMES WITH URINE AND SHIT SMEARS!
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>>24451930
>that second video
>thinking male privilege exists
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>>24451408
self defence classes taught me the futility of even highly-trained professionals stopping surprise knife attacks

I move to take my wallet, grab her hand, crush it, break her wrist, break her neck. I'd be doing society a favour, society does not need sociopathic criminals who blackmail others.
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>>24451408
>mfw I would high tail it the fuck out of there because I ain't giving a conniving little cunt $100 of my hard earned cash
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Well, /r9k/?
Is she right?
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>>24452764
>choosing tats over fubuki
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>>24451408
*Draws katana*

You've made a grave mistake, little demon girl! Prepare to face justice!
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>>24452068
This is the only correct answer
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24451930
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNrWuZV3jjw
>Cock TV
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>>24452466
>>24452473
oh fuck man, what anime?
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>>24451930
>girl has an entire army at her command if any violence is shown toward her by a male

>girl has a small squadron at her command to help her beat on a male who couldnt juss man up and b himself
but muh equalities
to be fair they should have had the guy attack the girl during the second half and see if the whiteknight army response was still lagless even against justified violence
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>>24452466
>pink floyd
Shit taste tbqh family. Lube is better.
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>>24452663
thats exactly what he meant my black human
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>>24452855
Oh shit I didn't even look at the first video
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>>24452853
Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko, I think.
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>>24452855
There is a video by them where the guy defends himself and white knights appear to kek him.
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>>24452933
thanks m9
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>>24451408
>grab buzzer
>throw it 100 yards away
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>>24452466
Where's the beer?
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Lolidom is my fetish, especially if they use the "p-word".
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>>24451408
>"I don't have cash on me, how about you follow me home so I can get some?"
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>>24453096
Welp, well i guess now i have a new fetish...
post more loli op.
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>>24453058
>Where's the beer?

There is no beer, anon. There never was.
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>>24451408
>try to quickly grab her hand and unhook it from the string
>fail
>in a panic try and tie her underwear back on
>get caught with face under her skirt
>beaten to death by whiteknight or sent to jail and anally raped to death by blackknight
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>>24452855
From the comments:

>Thoughts on this? "Men shouldn't hit women because they are stronger and bigger than them." "Women should be allowed in the military because they can hold their own and saying that they aren't as strong as men is sexist."
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>pull out a handful of coins
>she puts her hands out to receive them
>put the coins in her hand
>then quickly grab her alarm and tear it off
>drop the alarm on the ground
>grab her by the throat
>carry her to my motorcycle
>toss her on the back
>drive off in to the wilderness
>so far that she could never make it back to civilization on her own if she tried
>build a small cabin
>begin homesteading
>during the days I'm hunting, gathering firewood and fishing
>she tends to the farm and the cabin
>the evenings we spend huddled together in front of the fire as I teach her to read and write and do mathematics
>one day after I've killed a boar, I find it's litter of cubs
>take them home, build a fence around them, now we have livestock
>after a few years when I deem her ready, probably when she's around 13 or 14, we make love for the first time
>she becomes pregnant
>we have many strong healthy children and raise them right there on the homestead
>once my sons are old enough we build another cabin for each of them
>they are each granted one of my daughers to marry
>pretty soon we've got our own little village going with me as the patriarch and alarm loli as the matriarch
>after a while the language starts to mutate and my people develop physical characteristics independent of the rest of the caucasian race
>1000 years later the anoncasian race emerges out of the forest back in to the decadent society it left, the common man has declined in to a physically weak tiny, low-fertility creature through generations of dysgenic breeding while living in a comfortable society, my race is strong and hardy from living in the wilderness, we easily kill every single ancestor we common man we come across, taking over his land and raping his women
>my race becomes universally regarded as the master race and we are revered as kings
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>>24453302
>mfw this guy is probably a fat, weak, mantlet
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>>24453275
>Women should be allowed in the military because they can hold their own and saying that they aren't as strong as men is sexist
Reminds me of that woman who became infertile due to army training
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>>24453302
uh huh

yeah
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>>24453147

Assuming the worst happens, what can a man whose disappearance (NEET) will go completely unnoticed?
Just, you know, speculating on possible countermeasures.
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>>24453302
that was very funny thank you mister
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>>24453302
autism
The robot is a waste of time.
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>>24453302
literal autism

fuck the robot jew
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call for truck-san
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>>24453818

>loli suffering

Fun but not relevant fact:I was banned for posting this image on /a/ once
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>>24453818
this a pretty fucked up gif
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>>24453906
I hope you learned the error of your ways and stopped posting on /a/.
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i would grab crotch and say "how about you get somma DIS"
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>>24453302
I liked the story, thank you Anon.
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>>24451408
>posting the American version with the stupid text
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT POST THE ORIGINAL ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
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>>24453932
The last part was really unnecessary.
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>>24453302
i've felt shame and cringe reading this

kill yourself
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>>24451408
roundhouse kick and take all the money she got from extorting other people and spend it on some weed nigga tha fuq you think
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>>24453995
But anon, not everyone can read nihongo!
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>>24453995
But Anon-kun, I don't speak moon!
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>>24453932
you just don't understand it
the loli survived
look closely in the last frame
little red footprints in the blood
she got her revenge
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>>24453979
upboated :P XD! post this on reddit my /b/comrade!!!! ANONYMOUS IS LEGION
do not talk about /b/.
do not talk about /b/.
lol
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>>24453302
>pull out a handful of coins
Does this nigga walk around with a handful of coins on him? That's pretty sick.
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>>24454039
>>24454044
Actually the original has no text at all. Just the sequence of pictures, making it more interesting since you know what's happening without all the shitty text.
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>>24453302
>my race becomes universally regarded as the master race and we are revered as kings
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>>24454230
>Thank god i'm white
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>>24454358
>>24454230
did you take offense to the lighthearted jesting that was made
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What fucking idiot carries around more than 50 in cash?
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>>24454230
You mad, nigger?
kekek kekoldry
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Offer 600 to let me fuck her
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>>24451408
give her the D
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>>24453302
Jesus fuck why can't people enjoy a good story
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>>24455130
But it wasn't good
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>>24455130
What country are you from?
blocxs
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Someone has to teach these kids how to live an honest life. Rape sounds like the only option.
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>>24451408
rip the thing off of her, hold it tightly in my hand, which muffles the alarm. Then rape the shit out of her.
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>>24452764
best semen demen itt desu kouhai
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>>24453302
How fucking sad is it that these plebs are leredditing this, the only decent post in a long time.

We are truly the last of our kind, be gone newfags
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>reddit getting assblasted about joke posts

Jesus
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>>24456920
It's the most generic attempt at "4chan humour" I have ever seen.
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>raise foot to hip height
>kick her square in the face
>continue walking
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That's a some very lewd panties and hip-cock pose for a loli.
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>>24451408
she dropped her panties and wants money, at some point she will have to take a hold of my wallet and gather up her panties, that's when i strike.
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>>24451408
>tfw no alarm loli to rape

;_;
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>>24451930
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
GONE
SEXUAL
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>>24452984
It's pretty good. One of the few anime where both main girls are best girls, and DFC
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>>24458298
This is actually a great idea. But what if she just takes your money and runs away without her panties?
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>>24451930
>that spoiled nigger at 2:45 assaulting him
why didn't he fucking throw him. oh probably cause his buddies would have jumped him. god i hate niggers.
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>>24451930

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb4rImsph0

>mysides
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>>24451408
>If you don't get lost ill give you a reason to pull that security buzzer.
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>>24452489
Byuu Byuu Bitch

http://hitomi.la/galleries/558330.html
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>>24459168
but her panties are still on her legs, wouldn't she trip, and then be even more vulnerable?
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>>24459168

That means free loli panties, everybody's happy.
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>>24452489
>A gang of lolis go around and lure in an unsuspecting dude off the street and rape him?
Kind of.
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>>24460005
It's already part of
>>24459957
on page
http://hitomi.la/reader/558330.html#116

If you want a gang, try
http://hitomi.la/reader/558330.html#184
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>>24459998
I would totally pay 100 bucks for used loli panties desu senpai
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>>24460056
>>24460005
>>24459957
Satsuki is a god-tier loli artist.
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>>24453147
>this much shit taste in music

these plebs don't even deserve to get raped
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>>24460116
Yeah, no one else really draws them that lewd and voracious.
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>>24460082
All of us robots would, bro. All of us would.
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>>24460313
>MUH MAHMOUD AWAD
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>>24459839
>I noticed the "white knight" forgot his armor at home.

Loving Every Laugh
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Shoot her. Climb up nearest butilising and escape
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>>24452764
>>24451408
Why do they all have vampire teeth ?
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>>24460466
there succubi
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>>24460466
OP image is just devious.

The other one is an actual demon.
http://hitomi.la/reader/822871.html#1
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>>24460435
>tibetan throat singing that low

how is it not normie tier?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j_qYalMv8g
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>>24460552
jesus christ i'm at work,
not like i like loli or anything b-baka
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>>24460636
>Looking at loli porn at work
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
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>>24460636
If they bring you in for questioning, mention how it's been actively sold in the US for a while now.

https://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/bosshis-xxx-mix-english
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>>24453302
You wouldn't last a month in the wilderness boooy.
Nice story tho.
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Give her a fucking reason to pull that string.

If someone is going to accuse you of stealing an egg you might as well make an omelet.
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>>24459438
He's protecting an innocent person. Be fucking rational.
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>>24460997
>let's not turn this murder into a rape ;^)
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>>24451408
I don't have 100$ on me.

Then I guess we just stand there and shuffle around until her tiny brain thinks of something else or she throws a fit
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>>24451408
"fuck off prick"
>turn 360
>walk away
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>Carrying more than $40 in cash on your person
For what purpose?
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>>24462034
paying lolis
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kill my self in prison
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