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>5 page paper on Crime and Punishment due at midnight
>only have thesis statement done
I FUCKING HATE LITERATURE CLASSES
>>24451069
Try to argue that the justice system and imprisonment is flawed by referencing usa. They are not "correctional facilities", high rate of return to crime and people keep going to prison anyway.
Just suck your professors dick and he'll extend the due date
>>24451069
I feel ya op
>got a 500 word essay due next week
>still dicking around on 4chan
>>24451069
talk about the panopticon and the theory of crime deterrence through the perceived possibility of punishment
>history & what it is
>psychological implications & social contracts
>real life applications like the NSA thinthread shit
You could probably write 10 pages on that tbqh senpai.
>5 pages
>it's 2PM
>you have till midnight
Not hard, dude. What is the assignment exactly? I'll write it for some kind of compensation. I'm a journalism student, so writing is easy as fuck. I'll get you an A or B.
>>24451618
He's talking about the Dostoevsky book not the concepts of crime and punishments.
>>24451688
Dostoyevsky.
>>24451688
see
>>24451724
>>24451767
my fault.
Kind of explains why it's for a literature class.
Reading comprehension is hard, yo.
its a good book. i read it in a week. why not just write about how it is a good book? You dont have to go all aspie theorist on crime and punishment discussions. just fucking write about the book, nerd. dont be like raskolnikov!
I have a 1000+ word paper due tonight senpai
>>24451656
>acting like 500 words isn't something you can shit out in less than 2 hours
>>24451069
okay well what's your thesis
Why are you taking literature classes in the first place?
What's your major?
>60 word essay due in a week
>still haven't even started
>>24452497
>60 word essay due in a week
Dude, that's easy as fuck
>>24452563
>6 and a half word essay due in 2019
>having even started
>kill me /r9k/
>>24452563
I only have a week left though.
>5 pages
>all that time
get good you queer
>>24452636
bruh same only 4 years left for me but at half a word per year average idk if I can make it. I'm thinking to ask for an extension.
It's hard to deal with high melanin level skin in college.
For any first year fags reading the '3 weeks to do a 100 word essay' shit, yeah it's funny but you better knock procrastination on it's head because next thing you know it's your final year and you actually do have a 7000 word essay due in two days.
>6 character tweet due by Fall semester 2016 for social media studies mandatory core class
>dont even have a twitter account
who /droppingout/ here
>>24452811
This is my life right now.
I have 4500 words about an extremely obscure topic due 20 hours from now. Haven't started. Fuck everything.
>3 pager due tomorrow
>only copy/pasted the heading
eat shit professor
>>24451069
I have read the Brothers Karamazov ama.
>>24452867
Just beautiful
>>24451069
Write about how Raskolnikov was right
Talk about how Raskolnikov's essay was reminiscent of Nietzsche's thoughts about the ubermensch, referencing Nietzsche should get you extra edgelord points for your class desu senpai
>>24451069
Shoot the school up so you don't have to do the essay.
>>24451069
same i have a shipost due in 1 minute
only wrote half of it and still need to write about
>>24451952
Lurk more m80
>Hand-tracing-based drawing of a turkey due before Thanksgiving
>haven't even bought my crayons yet
>8 page paper on a c.uckwork orange due Tuesday
>haven't started yet
>>24451069
>7 page essay contrasting two movies due tomorrow at noon
Bout to pop an Addy and be on.
>>24453047
it's the worst Dostoevsky book. pic related is the best.
>>24451069
That's easy dude. All liberal arts is is the art of bullshitting well.
>>24454356
I thought it was ridiculously good but I haven't read anything else by him yet.
>presentation due immediately after Thanksgiving break
>No powerpoint or anything to bullshit off of
>Just found out all students required to take a public speaking class next year
Time to join the army
>>24454356
1) the brothers karamazov
2) crime and punishment
3) demons
