I turn 29 next month. I have low testosterone (confirmed by doctor) and I am a beta-male virgin. All I do is go to work and come home and sleep/use 4chan. Help me /r9k/
500MG of testosterone enanthate per week + weights and lots of food. Go.
>29
I don't know how you guys can get this far. I'm 18 and if things don't get better in the next two years I will definitely end my life.
>>24450996
lol good luck
>things I used to say
>>24450996
doesn't matter you won't survive ww3 anyway
Go to an escort.
>>24450996
I said the same 7 years ago.
You won't do it.
>>24451563
Why? So I can be like "ohh boy I had sex once I am cured!"
That doesn't make ANYTHING better
>>24450949
Im 21 years old, Im almost there bro
>>24451640
Yes it does help. It will make you realize sex is not such a big deal.
And besides... why not? What's wrong with having sex with a hot girl?
Why not start exercising (anything. Gym, running, hiking, bike riding, fucking roller blading)? Get out of your comfort zone. Go fucking camping. Go to a fucking bar. Just go wander around town or something. Break your normal routine. Normal routines male days melt together. Doing weird shit keeps it interesting, and might help you meet new people.
GF and I spent all our money over the summer on a road trip, and it was the best 2 weeks I've ever had. I'd waste my data and post pics, but clover limits it to 2mb pics. There's so much badass shit to see in all the national/state parks. Do it faggot. Go camping. And get away from the faggots who make shit hard.
>>24451666
STDs and vaginas are both disgusting
>>24451796
High class escorts don't have STDs. And if you dislike vaginas... then you're gay anyway.
>>24451796
Is hate to break it to you, but you might be a literal faggot.
>>24451777
>this normie advice
>GF
Fuck off chad.
Get the fuck out, this board is not for you,
Go fuck off to soc or facebook.
>>24451852
And what did he write that was wrong and pissed you off so much?
>>24451852
Eat a dick. All you faggots are saying is "oh Boohoo I hate myself cause no girl ever looks at me cause I never fucking go outside or anywhere with people".
Fuck me for trying to pitch an idea that helped me have a shitload of fun. OP asked for advice, so I fucking pitched him an idea. It's better than all you dicks having a big ol' pity party and self loathing. You ask for change, but call me a Chad and tell me to go back to facebook? Pussy.
>>24451852
>Tries to give actual advice to fix Anon's situation instead of sitting around crying and complaining like a loser
>Fuck off normie reee XD
Look you can either work on your situation and try to improve it, or you can accept that you'll be a virgin for ever and might as well kill yourself now.
Go to a stripclub and get wasted. You might die from alcohol poisoning, plus you get to see massive titties. It's a win-win.
>>24451947
Amen. I'm too autistic for FB/Reddit, but a fucking normie on here.
>>24451852
>"Help, my life is so shit."
>Gets given legit, solid advice
>"Fuck off, normie!"
Every fucking time.
Why is this board so shit?
>>24451777
OP here thanks for posting actual advice.
I hate all of those things though. I don't look at people in the eyes because it makes me very anxious. One time I had a panic attack in a Walmart parking lot.
I guess I can try though - heavily medicated
you're going to have a lot of usual, low days, but you already know that. still, they say that twenty-nine is pretty young, right? i keep telling myself that life might be shit for me right now, but there's a lot that can change in five or ten years -- especially in ways that i can't even imagine.
hey, even the fact that you enjoy browsing through 4chan says that there is something in you that wants to find interest in things, right? that's a hopeful sign to me.
i know it sucks to feel not confident and low energy and to think that you're not much of anything. but the truth is that we might be quite a lot, but just not in the right environment to bring it out, yet.
>>24451996
Because they don't really want change.
They want to cry about their problems but not work on them.
It's like when fatties go on /fit/ and say how they want to lose weight and become fit, but really they don't want the work that goes with it, they just want it to fall on their dumb heads from the sky while playing Dota/LoL and watching anime all day.
>>24450996
Stop waiting for things to happen, faggot. If you want something go get it. Stop being a pussy
They have testosterone prescriptions, and you can even buy shit like testo-e or whatever it was. Literally low-test is one of the most easily treatable medical conditions, even without a prescription.
>>24451911
>>24451947
This some cringe shit right here. When will you fucks get tired of posting here and move on to places where you are actually welcome?
>>24451996
Then leave. Nothing is keeping you here.
>>24452053
>This some cringe shit right here. When will you fucks get tired of posting here and move on to places where you are actually welcome?
The only cringe shit is you refusing actual advice.
If you don't change anything in your life, how can you expect your life to change? You won't magically get a 10/10 gf let you cum inside of her when you reach 2.5k shitty posts on /r9k/. You need to actually do something for it.
>>24452053
So you are a mod and decide what can be posted here, huh?
>>24451891
>>24451911
>>24451947
>>24451996
Yeah okay, this board is not for you.
Go fuck off to facebook normies, you'll fit right in.
Also, think about suicide, that might be good.
>>24452004
>i keep telling myself that life might be shit for me right now, but there's a lot that can change in five or ten years -- especially in ways that i can't even imagine
What will change in your 5 or 10 years? You are what you do right now, if you play videogames and post on 4chan all day right now, in 5 years you will just be 5 years older doing the same exact thing.
>>24450949
>I have low testosterone (confirmed by doctor)
stop jacking off ffs
>>24452114
>Yeah okay, this board is not for you.
What is the purpose of this board then? - Is it just incessantly whining and complaining with no effort being put in to fix things?
>>24450949
how do you know it's a low testosterone seriously? what are hte symptoms i'
>>24452115
well, not necessarily. even if you consciously don't ever force yourself to take a different lifestyle, there are unconscious factors at work. people can unconsciously get sick of their current lifestyle, which can lead them to notice other things they never noticed before.
and then there's thing we don't 100% control, some of which are good. people find social groups and friends entirely by accident.
i agree that for those who have the strength in the current months to actively make change in their life, that /does/ lead to change much faster, i believe that for those too tired and hopeless to make any change should realize that things do change even if you make absolutely no concsious effort to effect it.
and hey, if what i'm saying is actually false, if a person can believe it, even a little bit, it can help bring hope. and hope is a good place to start.
>>24452131
You don't understand. It's his board and he makes the rules.
>>24452151
tiny balls
no body hair
hard to grow facial hair
tired all the time
you need to get blood test done though
>>24452131
the point of this board is to archive thoughts in these little beige css boxes. i mean the fact that you had to ask this question seems like you're really autistic so i gave you the exact reason this board exists. i hope you can go on your day now and not have an informational sensory breakdown.
>>24450949
Why not get some hobbies? I mean you must have some interests in life, no?
>>24452114
>Also, think about suicide, that might be good
>r9k poster telling someone to commit suicide.
HAH,
At least people someone miss him
>>24452231
>if a person can believe it, even a little bit, it can help bring hope. and hope is a good place to start
Hope is useless without action.
I can dream and dream about whatever I want but if I don't go out and try to make it happen it will NEVER happen. It won't magically fall on your head at 30, 35, 40, even 45 years old. You'll just be going deeper and deeper until you get to the point where you are like a hermit who no one can relate to and has no friends or family.
>>24452247
well do you have any facial hair? i mean i have facial hair but it's patchy it grows on my cheeks upper lib chin and on the part oneck by chin. i don't have any chest hair like at all though.
>>24452292
I am interested in National Socialism and Commodore 64 video game music
>>24452333
It took three years but I have a scruffy little goatee
>>24452362
wait three years of no shaving or like three years for it to grow? i want to do an examination of your personality - are you boisterous? are you always grouchy or generally upbeat and optimistic? if someone pisses you off enough would you start winning off on them?
>Tfw going to self-medicate with 500mg test-e/wk this summer probably
Wish me luck goys, I'll be living the Chad life soon enough.
>>24452314
it sounds like you are at the point where you know how to take responsibility for the direction your life is going. and you're right: successful people DO take action.
even if hope is useless without action, i think that for most people, action [at least significant action] is impossible without hope.
there /is/ no ability to get out of bed if i feel utterly hopeless, you know?
but hey, if the OP can be encouraged to get moving and to take a change -- any change, any activity --, then that sounds like a great move.
>>24452459
>even if hope is useless without action, i think that for most people, action [at least significant action] is impossible without hope
My point is that you have to do things that will advance you to your goal.
Do you want a gf? - Ok good but posting >tfw no gf with frog pictures will not get you closer to your goal. Start by becoming the type of person your desired gf would want, then start by being more social and actually talking to women.
Sitting and saying shit like "Oh that's a nice picture of a girl, I wish i had a gf like that. Maybe I will one day, I believe in it... Ok back to league of legends and my mountain dew now" is useless.
>>24451911
Don't mention your gf. Why mention it? I'm not even half as bitter as the average robot, but even I don't want to read that shit. It's boring.
>>24451999
You don't necessarily have to do the things I was suggesting. My main point was just to try and mix up your routine. I fucking hate the saying, but variety is the spice of life.>>24452820
>>24451999
>>24452820
It's not like that's all I was talking about. I'm sorry if that's all you could focus on.
>>24452388
I am back. It took three years to grow. I shave around it every few days when I get little hairs growing.
I am quiet, reserved, and completely pessimistic. I have been described as misanthropic
>>24452436
your balls with shrink and you will become dependent on it. also, your chances of prostate cancer increase.
>>24453737
>your balls with shrink and you will become dependent on it
So what? What do i need big balls for?
And if i'm low test i'm already dependent on it and simply not getting what I need.
The side effects of low test are 100X worse than the side effects of high test via roiding.
>>24450949
Go to the fucking gym. You have all the time in the world. You'll look better and feel better. Could help increase testosterone too.
>>24451823
Not OP, but most vaginas are kinda ugly looking. Only innies look good.
>>24453951
>Not OP, but most vaginas are kinda ugly looking. Only innies look good.
t. /r9k/ virgin who has in all likelyhood never even seen a vagina in real life
>>24450949
>take intra-muscular testosterone
>go to gym
>start acting like normie
>leave r9k forever
magnisum and zinc without sterates.
>>24453993
Who, you?
It's not that weird that people find vagina's look ugly. :")
Especially meat factories.
>>24453993
>"lel you must be a virgin if you don't agree with me on [sexual thing]"
Why do people always resort to this tired meme? Especially on here of all places?
I'll be honest though, I don't have that much experience, only done it with 2 women, the tits ass, and legs were all great but damn....their vaginas just looked so unappealing, luckily once you're in you don't have to look at it...but still.
>>24452975
It does not take a genius to figure out that something so normal to you like having a girlfriend seems like a miracle to people here, including me.
People here are in various stages of figuring life out, if they haven't given up on it.
Some are still depressed, some recognize that they are in a bad place due to lack of motivation, or outright addiction to any substance, or porn+masturbation.
Some try to tackle their addiction. Some have their pride and do not allow others to see them in a miserable state, so they end up lonely and their state worsens.
>>24450949
How low?
>>24454332
150ng/dl
>>24450971
came in to advise ths too
remeber to keep an aromatse inhibitor on hand, blast and cruise 5eva
>>24454332
that guy who replied is not me
also idk the doctor said "really low"
>>24452131
>>24452516
Different anon reporting. That's a lot of work to put into something that most likely won't pay off, or worse, will pay off only to become not at all what you built it up to be in your head. That is the soul of r9k, we're not truly happy with anything, and we won't be, and we subconsciously or consciously know that. It's where the attitude of self-defeatism comes from and why no advice besides "medicate the fuck out of yourself" will never do any good. There's no investment in actual reality, which is why real, actual advice is treated like something out of a fairytale.
>>24451852
>tfw you started the "this board is not for you you are not welcome here" meme btfoing normies in their shitty facebook neet threads
>>24454817
that and real advice requires delayed gratification and robots are allergic to any gratification that isn't instant and effortless
>>24455165
It's more of a dilution of that gratification. Usually as a result of their own negative thinking, which can't be fixed with just words.
>>24451777
>Just go to a national park, by yourself, and camp! it'll be great!
I was with you until you brought up your gf. You're right about getting out of a comfort zone though, working for me so far. Not very fast mind you, but enough so I can see changes in my persona which I'm very proud of.
Pretty sure i'm low test too, gonna have to get tested.
>>24451996
because he says GF right fucking there
>Go do all this cool shit
>my girlfriend and I do it and it's great!
fuck you
