How the fuck am I supposed to compete with anime girls? Why is getting a NEET bf so hard?
>>24450290
Because we're neets. We cant just up and move to you. internet neet bf is as good as you're getting bb
>>24450290
if he is so far gone that he prefers 2D over 3D then I wouldn't bother.
>>24450290
You don't have to. Animuh girls are just a fantasy they don't spread feromones in the air they don't have real facial features or react to you. Weebs are just lying to themselfs you're safe.
>tfw no anime genetics girlfriend
>tfw no small phimosis-suffering neet cock to rock my vagina every night
>make an ad on Craigslist to find robot bf
>NEET robot found
>get along so well
>same interests in food, gaming, entertainment
>exchange pics and he says he's attracted to me
>he's fat but 5'10, I'll take what I can get
>keep making plans to hang out
>he never comes over because he is sleeping all day and up all night
>more interested in playing his vidya than coming to fuck and cuddle real live woman
Might as well just let Chad pump and dump me. At least I can get him to come out of his fucking house during daylight hours
>>24450290
You dont actually want guys who think that way..lol
>>24450444
Ayy bb, got one just for you! ;^)
>>24451045
>claims robot/NEEThood
>awake during daylight hours
Lie exposed.
I'm also not awake during the daylight hours, but that's because I euro work a night job.
>>24450290
>How the fuck am I supposed to compete with anime girls?
You can't since anime girls are literally male fantasies.
>>24451045
Please stop pretending you're a woman. Females don't use /r9k/
>>24450383
jegus fuck
You can't but luckily for you anime girls aren't real no matter how hard I try to convince myself they are.
I wouldn't mind a NEET gf if she had a sleeping schedule as erratic as mine, shared my love for eroge and would let me basically use her as a sexdoll/daki. Looks-wise long, straight black hair and pale skin would be perfect.
>giving attention to cumdumpster
r9k shame on you
>tfw no flatchest gf
>>24450290
Don't fall for it guys!
nig nig
>>24451140
>female
>Shitskin
>hamplanet
Totally on r9k
>>24451117
I'm awake during the day. Usually wake up at 9 or 10am. Nap at 4 or 5. Wake at 7pm. Go back to bed at 3am...4 am if I'm really engrossed on a show or game, chapter in a book.
>>24451489
Wow, looks absolutely perfect, except for the camwhoring and all.
>>24451489
welp, there's a reason he prefers video games
>>24450290
Be a genuinely nice and sane person who is also attractive. But 3D is incapable of that because hormones and monthly hole bleeding or something.
>>24451489
Will you be my qt gf, and bake me goods and sew me dresses?
>>24451594
Maybe so. Just gonna give up. The loneliness will fade. I'll just get another cat.
>>24451709
I can't sew but obviously am a skilled home chef.
>>24451592
Doesn't matter. The ad was my last attempt at finding a bf.
I'm just gonna teach myself a musical instrument and a foreign language. Love is impossible.
>>24451787
Do you think people think this is actually you?
>>24451726
You could try getting into good shape, but considering you got this far, you are probably not going to try hard enough
>>24451045
stfu and post your goddamn picture
>>24451887
I went to the dr. 2months ago. Bloodwork wasnt too bad but weight is obv a glaring issue. Started 1500 calorie diet. Stopped drinking juice, soda. Got some 10lb dumbells and I walk around the block a few times a week as horrifying as that is.
But it's pointless. Even if I get to the goal weight for my height, I still won't find love.
>>24451907
I already did. That was one of the pics I took for NEET when we were playing Diablo 3 together
>>24451854
Why wouldn't it be me?
Lol its not a prize photograph. I'm basically that fat chick from Empire with lighter skin. Who would impersonate that?
>>24451963
We men are simple creatures, give us a girl with a hourglass body and we will want it.
>>24451963
Is that diet calculated or you just arbitrarily fixed at 1500 kcal?
It's not pointless, your gonna start to feel better, and you'll be avoiding a LOT of terrible and chronical diseases.
>>24452045
Because it literally has a 4chan filename. And Gabby is cute.
>>24452056
I'm making changes because I'm not a lunatic and do not want to eat myself into a heart attack. But an hourglass figure isn't gonna happen unless I go to India and get dysentery and somehow survive.
Maybe I should save up for a plane ticket?
Please dear just turn to lesbian ism. All girls are bisexual in some regards. You just need to get over the social stigma. Who needs a real and tiny penis when there are so many strap on varieties in the world?
Men aren't worth it. Most of the bi chicks I know only date women exclusively now.
>>24452123
They sent me to a dietician who printed out a bunch of recipes, walked me through my terrible habits.
I ordered a food scale but until it gets here I have I piece of toast and cup of yogurt at breakfast, just eat lots of fruit and veggies for lunch until I'm full and make 1 lean cuisine for dinner so I know what the calories are in that. It's still miles and miles away from what I would do before.
I'm hungry all the time but that's just because my stomach is used to being filled to the brim and she told me that would go away after a few more months.
>>24452161
I use an app on my phone called befunky. It shrinks the pics small enough so that they can be uploaded.
Gabby is attractive to a niche group. In real life, in a fairly small town, I'm not truly anyone's type. And if I am, he won't even hang out with me. That is the experience to date.
as a neet, let me ask, why would a woman want a neet bf in the first place?
>>24452204
Roasties never liked men to begin with.
You are status parasites with your head too far up your own ass.
>>24452204
Lulz. Lesbians are just as discriminating to fat girls as Chad.
Any Lesbians that have looked my way are the butch manimal dindu nuffin kind. And that defeats the purpose. I don't want a lady version of tyrone.
Plus even if my whole family wouldn't disown me, I do not think I could trust a woman to keep her pussy clean enough for me to be interested. I have one and I know exactly how much effort goes into keeping it all cucumber melon smelling and smooth.
>>24452309
>lots of time to be together
> similar interests
>No judgement for how you live since whatever it is that makes you NEET is what makes him NEET
>pooled NEET assests could lead to an ok life without either of you having to deal with soul crushing workplace.
Not every woman is a believer in hypergamy and just trying to trade up or get a man who has more to offer when they don't bring anything significant to the table.
NEET + NEET is equal footing
>>24452271
Well it's actually you, you're really attractive and I don't see how you wouldn't find someone except if you're living in some redneck white pride town or whatever. Maybe you're basing your relationships on wrong criteria. And who ever heard of finding anyone on Craigslist of all places?
>>24452533
It was a last ditch effort. Dating profiles, when you are honest about no job, not in school, don't drive, vidya and useless research filling up your time....you're just man repellent unless a pump and dumper is lurking and I'm not gonna waste my pussy on that.
No one notices me when I go shopping. In a restaurant. Outside of that I don't interact much with people and even those excursions are rare.
I figured there has to be a NEET who isn't ready to make leaps and bounds changes socially but still wanted to be loved.
>>24452167
You are fun and cool, I get it why he likes you, you even call yourself "shitskin ham planet" because you seriously don't give a shit, but we are visual beings, if a girl doesn't look good, we don't want her. Keep up the diet and whatnot, I hope you get hot as fuck.
>>24452719
Now I have a feeling you're just catfishing, because you're saying all the perfect things that everyone here knows someone who would eventually break their heart in a billion pieces would say.
>>24452719
Black women are the least desired women by far. Fat chicks are manlets of women. Combine the two and you see where I'm getting at.
>>24452840
How am I catfishing?
I was mostly sharing feels of how as a NEET I went out of my way to find a NEET and he ghosted me like any other Chad would.
The pics are real and of me.
>>24453086
I am living that experience; there isn't really any point of view that you could offer that I haven't already arrived at.
Love is impossible.
>>24451045
>>he's fat but 5'10, I'll take what I can get
That's supposed to be bad? You're "settling" for that?
>>24452719
If you have no job who's paying for your shit?
>>24453233
I was phrasing in terms of greentext.
I only mentioned it because I was not trying to go out of my way to find a Chad or disqualifying anyone who wrote back to me based on their height and weight.
Not settling...actually Literally accepting of anything I could get. And he still ghosted.
>>24452224
Hey girl I'm really proud of you, make sure you drink loads of water and green tea . Also I heard fasting two days out of the week makes your weight drop ,
>>24453139
I don't know, you just seem too adorable to exist.
>>24453261
I live with family. I cook, clean, do the laundry for them and am respectful of the house. My parents don't care if I ever move out. Spoiled only child lasts into adulthood sometimes.
>>24453380
Fat and adorable only coexist when describing babies.
I have to lose like...150 lbs to be worth anything to anyone. And I will probably still be alone because I can't diet the dindu away.
Just gonna chop some up some carrots for snack and daydream about hot wings until the pain subsides.
>>24453400
Nice, wish I had parents.
>>24453320
>accepting literally anything
>5'10"
"Roasties out!"
>>24453346
Thanks for the positivity. I don't think I could fast for that long and not make terrible choices as soon as I eat again. Better to be on regular intervals of rabbit food than tempt fate with a fast.
>>24453489
I think you only have to lose your mental hangups because you're talking to someone who likes how you look and denying their existence which is not just denying reality, it's also really demeaning to that person.
>>24452224
That's a fucking bullshit diet.What's making you fat is carbs. Toast is bad fruits are bad. They don't fill you and high on calories. Plus if a diet keeps you constantly hungry, your will will break sooner or later. You need to cut down carbs under %20 and you'll see how fast you're dropping weight.
>>24453564
>>24453538
baka desu senpaitachi
>>24453564
Is it a mental hangup if you are honest with yourself and agree with what the majority of the world sees when they look at you?
I don't want to demean anyone. Thanks fot the compliment, sorry if i didnt interpret that correctly. Im just not one of those people who buys the fat is beautiful meme. Healthy is better, I'm trying to get to that.
>>24453658
Guess you didn't read the greentext.
>I'm fat
>he's fat
>he still blew me off
My reality is the reverse of the pic, desu senpai
>>24451045
>he never comes over
Did it ever occur to you to go over to him? If he was really a NEET he wouldn't have a car or anything.
>women in charge of anything
>>24453684
Yeah, it is. The majority of the world isn't very smart. But that's the difference between men and women, women want to be adored by all or they think they're nothing, and men are more than fine with just their wife.
>>24453784
CHAD MUST FALL FROM THE SKY
IF HE DOESN'T IT'S NOT TRUE LOVE
>>24453817
I don't want to be put on a pedestal and desired by everyone in the land...but if fat = ugly and I am fat, then aren't I ugly? Maybe face is ok, tiddays, etc but still just by being fat, I am in the disqualified pile.
That's where my thinking is. Just the transitive property.
>>24450290
>Why is getting a NEET bf so hard?
unless you have a penis, it's not.
>get neet boyfriend
>became neet with him
>everytime we watch anime I feel like shit about myself.
The pain is sharp and constant regardless of the situation.
>>24453784
I didn't know NEET meant also destitute. He lives with his family, gets betabux, I assume he pays for his car out of that or family helps. We talked for 6 weeks but didn't delve all that deep into finance.
I asked about me coming there, getting dropped off, etc but he would be sleeping when I'm up and up when I'm sleeping.
It just wasn't in the cards. Time to accept the loneliness
>>24453139
>>24451489
I'll take you if you're KHV, a/s/l?
>>24453887
i thought relationships were all about improving each other, not worsening each other
free NEET bf reporting in. reply for bf
as long as you aren't a tranny or nonwhite it's fine with me
>>24451489
But do she got a booty?
If you dress in a kigurumi I'll give you permission to be my girlfriend.
>>24450290
Don't be fat.
>>24450290
Because... femanons aren't real?
>>24454010
Guess not, oh well.
>>24454101
Yeah, good luck with that...
>>24450290
I'd rather fap to 2D than settle for 3DPD desu senpai.
I want a NEET girlfriend to be NEET together with. We can live in our NEET home and do whatever we want all day.
>>24450290
>How the fuck am I supposed to compete with anime girls? Why is getting a NEET bf so hard?
Said no female ever.
>>24454101
>He actually believed there is a girl out there wanting a NEET bf
>>24455050
It wouldn't be the first time it happened
>>24453489
>I can't diet the dindu away.
holy shit I'm dying
>>24455428
Yeah, she's smart and funny and pretty and stopped replying.
:(
>>24455524
I was reading a book. A guildie told me that red rising is a good book...trying to get into it.
I'd love a NEET gf, but they don't exist. At least not in my country.
>>24455688
So will I get a reply now?
>>24456049
Whatcha wanna talk about, senpai?
>>24456072
How to go about marrying you, I already said that above.
>>24456391
Have you ever been to florida?
>tfw no shy, qt NEET bf
>>24456534
No, is that an important quality?
>>24456666
It's where I am from and currently live
>sadface.jpg
>>24456666
Do you have kik? Where are you from?
>>24457067
But... location doesn't matter, we could be like Ralph and Nora except less creepy.
>>24457342
I barely know what it is, and sadly not America. Why is everyone always American, there's like 3 perfectly good continents that no one's on.
>>24457523
Kik is a messenger app. It's not amazing but it's texting without using your personal phone number.
>>24457967
>expecting a NEET to have anything more recent than a Matrix phone
