>a cute girl will never hug you
>>24446484
It already happened once. What I didn't realize at the time was that it would be the height of physical contact with a woman for me.
Ya know sometimes I would get a pity hug.
Like she's going around hugging everyone and I'm just looking at her like "well what's it gonna be"
If it ever happens again and they go in for it hesitantly, like they do, ima just grab her ass.
>>24446506
Cats don't count as women.
>tfw the girls used to hug you
I still don't understand why, they probably felt bad for me
>>24446533
>girl is going around hugging everyone before she leaves
>just kinda waves to me
>>24446537
Huh? You sure, Anon?
>>24446533
>>24446565
I miss those days. I don't remember the last time a girl hugged me.
There were a couple times in middle school
>>24446537
I think I put myself down enough already, friend.
>>24446533
For real. Friends who would flip out over that aren't worth calling friends. I get I'm not allowed to touch, and you don't want to touch me. So don't go on in to dish out your pity. And the next time I say I'm a sexless loser...
You'd all better fucking agree pals.
>>24446570
Fuck mate, this happened to me too.
Felt unreal as all hell.
At that point I felt like I was separated from all social contact, only to live life by myself.
Am I even human?
>>24446570
>>24446652
Your face probably stiffened up from the thought of contact, she read it, and backed off.
>>24446484
tfw when daughter hugs me everday.
>>24446594
I really took that shit for granted in hindsight.
>>24446703
I looked and still look like a literal neckbeard and was fat so that can't be the only reason
>>24446756
Are you the "only got a wave" guy?
Cause that's what I would prefer, honesty. As in I'd honestly rather not touch you. But I ain't gonna speargun out and say back off!
So it's up to her, look like a bitch cause you just gotta wave to me, or get you fanny pinched.
Of course she could just run right up in there for a hug! It'd feel so genuine I wouldn't have time to think of a way to preserve what little social status I have.
Been doing this too long brobots...
>>24446837
>are you the only got a wave by
No, your post is confusing to me as in why you replied to me
>>24446871
Well it's for you and anyone else popular enough to be around cute girls, but not good enough to be genuinely hugged by them.
>>24446484
>mfw a qt girl hugged me passionately for like 15 seconds after graduating high school
I would do anything just to feel that feel again
>>24446484
I don't even need hugs.
I get asmr when someone touches my back - guy or girl. And the funny thing is that I'm not even gay.
>>24446484
I knew a cute girl who hugged me sometimes
But she had a fiance
>>24446594
I do remember, it was yesterday. My sister hugged me.
>enjoying hugs
Fuck hugs and fuck people always asking to hug when me or them are leaving
>>24447041
Same bro, its the head or spinal area that gets me. Love a good rub
>>24447050
I had that too.
The guy was standing right next to me too, which felt kinda awkward.
Plus I didn't know how to behave, as I never hugged before.
>>24447074
>sister
Does she know her hugging you made you fall in love with her?
>>24447104
haha nope, she's married
i remember when a female friend of mine broke up with her bf (my best friend btw) she was hugging me every time we met
also she sent me this pic once, dunno why, she was saying that she didn't like the way the veins on her legs looked like
she even invited me to her house once
we were just smoking weed and talking, pretty weird, but it was literally my first experience being alone with the woman
and yeah, that tattoo is shit, i know
>>24447122
Bet her husband knows you're a lonely fuck even if she doesn't. He should set you up t b h
>>24447159
>and yeah, that tattoo is shit, i know
Did you tell her?
>>24447159
>doing that with your friends ex
>too dumb to make a move when she invited you to her house
You're a shit friend and a dumb cunt
>>24447170
nah
i remember after she had sent me the pics i fapped to them almost immediately, kek
>>24447192
i'm a robot, what did you expect
>cute girl hugs me
>after a while she is the one who 'ends' the hug
>tfw not alpha enough to end the hug first
My only hugs
>seventh grade from my crush and her friend on the last day of school
>ninth grade from this black chick I was cool with
das it mane
>>24447224
you w0t m8
>>24447236
>tfw no black chicks where i live
most robots have been hugged by cute girls plenty of times. Its usually out of pity.
>got a hug from my first and only hooker so far
>didn't realize that's part of the deal>never paid her>became friends quickly>I think she has a crush on me
Life is weird sometimes.
>>24447741
The first one is free. She knows you're lonely, and she's setting you up for the long term cash grab. Never trust a hooker anon. NEVER.
>>24447676
Nope, that's a disqualifier. I assume I was hugged as an infant but nothing other than that. Hugged by cute girl = normie end of story.
>>24447793
What about hugged by a non cute girl?
>>24447838
still normie
Hug after the age of 2/3 = normie desu
>>24447786
Nah. She bought me lunch the next day and all. I am out of country and out of reach now. We just clicked.
>>24447875
What about shaking hands with a cute/non cute girl?
>>24447909
cold and formal, not normie.
>>24447921
Nice. What if she holds your hand mid shake and leans in and kisses you on the cheek?
>>24447927
You don't even need to ask.
>>24447948
Ok, what about making gang signs with a mildly attractive hominid, like a chimp. Normie or not normie?
>>24446484
Idk man, I have orbitted my fair number of qt's, and while no one would fuck me I get hugged at parties too
>>24447971
real nigga shit, not normie
>2007
>in the hall at high school
>standing in the hall next to some hackey sack kids
>they're not really my friends but we hang out in the hallway during lunch
>6/10 trailer park girl comes up
>she's giving hugs to everyone for the lulz
>hugs everyone
>even fat smelly kids
>everyone except me
flash forward to today
>25
>still hugless/kissless virgin
>>24446484
Not only have i been hugged, but i've been kissed on the cheek too. Dozens of times.
