>no seats left
>see this
what do?
>>24446399
hey can i take this seat?
Love the feelguy reflected in the window
>>24446407
This though. It's not difficult.
>>24446399
I freak out after seeing the naked wojak reflection and get the fuck off the bus
sit on her bag
>>24446399
I don't like sitting next to people on public transport. Even if she didn't have her bag on the seat, I still wouldn't sit next to her if there's somewhere I can stand.
>>24446399
I'll just pop this here
*place hand on her knee*
sit down and don't make any conversation
>>24446399
Ask her if I can lick her soles.
Take her bag and put it on her so you can sit down. People always seem to think men are the only ones who take up too much room on public transport, but I've seen ten times more women taking up seats with their fucking bags. JUST PUT IT ON YOUR LAP OR BY YOUR FEET, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT
>>24446399
>Excuse me
Then I continue on in silence until I reach my destination.
"Yo dog, can a nigga get a place to put his ass around here?"
She won't even stand a chance.
>>24446399
I'd say excuse me could you and point to the bag
>>24446399
"Excuse me" in a polite way. Sit when she moves her bag. It's not a difficult thing to do.
>>24446512
I'd say "excuse me could you and point" to the bag
And then if the bag didn't respond I'd ask her to move it
Serious question: what's the right way to phrase this >>24446407 question?
>excuse me, is this seat taken?
>excuse me, can i take this seat?
>excuse me, may i sit here?
>excuse me, is this seat available?
>>24446520
WHAT YU Guna do when she dont move her bag
>>24446560
If she refuses to move it, I sit and squish the bag over to her by sitting down and pushing it over with my ass/upper leg. I'm not gonna let someone tell me I can't sit down because they won't move their bag.
>>24446541
You talk to inanimate objects mate?
>>24446444
Oh man the memories. My sides just thinking about it!
Checked, btw.
>>24446399
Put my boots on her sleeves.
She puts her shoes on the thing other people's hands come into contact with, I put my boots on the thing her arms come into contact with.
It's the only fair solution.
>>24446605
And you don't
Fucking neurotpypicals
>>24446560
Pick it up, give it to her, sit down.
>>24446399
*Tells the bus driver that there's no where else to sit*
>>24446629
She snaps "don't touch my bag!"
>can I...
>uh...
>t-
>thanks
and then pick a spot to stare that no one is in, and then internally autismo when some fucker walks into that spot
>>24446638
>no talking to the bus driver
I'd ask if she bought a ticket for her bag as well since it's occupying a seat.
>>24446641
Say, "All I want to do is sit down."
The "pretty guy" way:
>walk in
>see there's a bag there
>just stand around for a bit
>she notices you
>smiles and takes the bag away
>you sit down make small talk
>get her number
>get out at your stop
>>24446662
She replies "not my fucking problem is it?"
>>24446399
>>no seats left
But there's a seat right next to her.
I prefer sitting next to gitls too since they're smaller. Sitting next to a big guy is extremely uncomfortable if you're a big guy. Also if i'm lucky maybe our arms can touch a bit.
>>24446678
At that point you have achieved the moral victory and the public embarrassment is on her. You back off as the winner and stand for 5 minutes.
>>24446678
Stare at her for a few seconds. Then laugh, and politely say "Oh nevermind then". Move away
>>24446678
Say, "You can either move your bag, or I'll get the driver to come and move you. What's it going to be?
>>24446696
After two minutes she turns round and says "stop standing over me you fucking perv"
>>24446641
>>24446629
"uh who the fuck do you think you are touching by bag? Don't you have any manners? You could have just asked, don't touch other peoples things asshole"
>>24446472
I'm a man and usually put my bag next to me so that people will rather take another seat than ask me to move it. Otherwise some fatass will come sit next to me and i'll want to kill myself.
>>24446709
No talking to the driver. The driver has zero interests in sorting out disputes between passengers except in a full-on emergency. Stopping to deal with a mildy antisocial passenger will only delay his bus further resulting in more standing passengers from subsequent stops, and the bus behind catching up to him.
>>24446710
>I WILL NOT BE HARASSED
>*use your rape whistle*
>wait for help
>>24446678
You have your seat, don't take up another I'm not in the mood to argue on the bus like a pleb
>>24446709
Fucking betas
HAHAHA
>>24446555
in australia 'hey, can i sit here?' works - informal, polite intonation - don't want to be too sharp with it
>be me
>be told to go back to reddit for using be me
>mum wants me to get some shit for her
>I say yes cos I need dem GBP
>get on the bus to store
>some time passes uneventfully until suddenly a qt appears out of nowhere
>'hey, is anyone sitting there'
>'n-no, it's fine'
>retreat further into my seat as she sits next to me
>she's leaning on my shoulder
>sweatingman.jpg
>why does girls hair smell so nice
>fuck I can smell her hair I'm too close
>get off at next stop and walk the rest of the way
>took me like an hour to get there and back
>>24446678
It's public space, IT IS her problem if she doesn't let you sit near here, you have all the rights to sit there as you paid the ticket.
>>24446678
At this point I give up and prepare to stand for the duration of the journey, but not before saying "Jesus Christ no need to be such a fucking bitch."
>>24446709
That's the worst thing you could do.
You sort this out yourself, or you just keep standing.
>>24446754
>she's leaning on my shoulder
Like properly leaning her head on you or just pushed up against you because the seats are small?
>>24446709
>stop or else i go get my mommie
>>24446417
>feelguy
Leave you dumb fucking redditor, and don't come back.
>>24446774
somewhere in between desu, regardless it was much too close for comfort
>>24446785
>>24446761
You have to be fucking retarded to not call the superior authority with the final say in the matter.
Pro-tip: don't watch Shame and think it's a guide on how to behave in public transportation. Keeping eye contact for that long is creepy and don't stare at someone more than twice.
>>24446816
>Implying bus driver who doesn't care two shits is a superior authority for arbitrating petty disputes
>>24446760
>not before saying "Jesus Christ no need to be such a fucking bitch."
I would be against using this, first of all, my life doesn't depend on that seat, I can stand perfectly fine, I would never lower myself by swearing and name-calling over a seat.
Then again, I have never actually met rude people like this in public transit and I have travelled quite a bit.
Then again, public transportation is a lot different in different countries.
>>24446833
What country do you live in senpai?
Nippon
>QT asian girl sits next to me on a train from chicago to grand rapids
>there were plenty of empty seats and girls to sit next to
>she sits next to me the autistic guy (I look normie tho)
>apologizes for sitting next to me
>don't say anything to her
>>24446828
They do, all the time.
>Not just being alph and sit right next to her and shutting the fuck up until your destination has arrived.
>>24446841
Netherlands, though I would love to ride the Shinkansen once in my life.
ITT: Strawmen
>In the real world, you will ask to sit down
>she will move her bag
>you will sit down
>won't speak a word during the journey
>either she or you will get up when it's your stop
>you will move on with your life
>>24446898
>In the real world, you will ask to sit down
Implying all robots have the confidence to do this
>she will move her bag
Implying there aren't assholes out there who wouldn't
Not strawmen at all anon. Not strawmen at all.
>>24446898
Well yeah, but we're memeing here boy, get back to it.
>>24446555
Walk up to her, grunt while you push away her purse, then sit down and make weird noises as you do so, when sat down make sniffing sound with nose and clear throat. Enjoy the rest of the ride.
>>24446399
I'd say politely "excuse me, can I sit here?"
If she refuses I'd punch her square in the face, steal her bag and just sit next to her anyway :)
>>24446918
>Implying there aren't assholes out there who wouldn't
Of course there, but they're gonna be a minority. Most people just want to go about their day.
>mfw people sitting next to me move away when empty seats open up
I know it makes sense, and I'd probably do the same, but fuck man it still hurts a little.
>>24446684
>sitting next to a big guy is uncomfortable
>Get on the bus
>Every fucking double seat is taken by a guy or girl with their bag next to them
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
>>24446918
>confidence needed to not be a pushover
I've never sat next to a stranger on the bus. Last time I sat close and in contact with a stranger was on the back seats when I was in school. I sat opposite a girl.
She and two other girls kept laughing and then when a boy who was sitting with them asked what they were laughing about they wouldn't tell him.
I knew they were laughing at me though.
>>24446960
Some robots are total doormats
>>24446943
A minority but no less real for it. These situations do arise.
>>24446944
If you do it yourself why does it hurt?
>ive had betas sit next to me and they dont move when space opens up
Annoying t b h
>>24446945
>big guy
>extremely uncomfortable
Bastard did that deliberately
>>24446966
What do you think was visibly laughable about you?
>>24446849
>don't say anything to her
doesn't really matter 2bh, or do you expect her to take your virginity just because you say something?
>>24446399
I only sit if there's a window seat available. I can't willingly choose to sit next to someone.
>>24446956
I do this specifically to prevent normies from sitting next to me.
>>24446555
I believe the correct response would be:
>Excuse me.
>>24446976
In the thousand+ bus rides I've done, I haven't seen one person not move their shit to make room. This is in London too and it's full of moody cunts.
>>24446966
Should've stared them down and they would start to feel awkward you spineless pleb
>>24446980
shaking my head family. I always get the window seat so I never have to move.
>>24446555
The funny thing is, my post of "Yo dog, can a nigga get a place to put his ass around here" is actually somewhat serious.
I'm a 120lb 5'11'' white-as-shit king of manlets here, and I'd in all seriousness give her the "yo dog" at least.
Maybe it's because I've grown up and still live pretty close to Atlanta. But for real, I'd say "yo dog, you mind if I sit here?" or something.
>>24446992
I just imagine that if I had spoken with her, maybe we would have hit it off. Then again, there was also the chance of a really awkward train ride if I sperged. Considering this was like 5 months ago and I never saw her again, I probably should've said something.
>>24446399
shit in her bag
>>24446555
>>excuse me, is this seat taken?
obviously fucking not.
This is a bus, not a restaurant. Her bf hasn't just popped to the toilet and will be back any minute.
>>24446399
>h-hey, can i sit here please?
>t-thank you
>after i sit down i try my best to look at her using my periferoles, and give myself eye strain so that i can, for some reason, feel as if we're in love for the journey
>>24447111
10/10 sarcastic insult anon
>>24447115
I read that as profiteroles at first glance and made this
you should really learn to spell peripherals you fucking idiot
>tfw Monday tomorrow
>tfw bus is always full on Mondays
>tfw chance of a qt sitting next to me
Mondays/Fridays during winter are the best. Crowded bus, cold outside and typically fairly dark by the time I get on.
>>24446399
can we have a life together and 2 baby?
No creep
Ok ;_:
Then imagine falling in love with her the entire journey
>>24446399
>'scuse love, y'mind? Cheers.
Literally that simple.Until she refuses to move the bag, then you spaghetti everywhere and get off the bus
>>24447348
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1sCgqwDec
>>24446399
"xcuse me miss, can i sit here please?"
then say "cheers"
then sit down and awkwardly try to find something non-autistic to do on my phone, think how im gonna reach the Stop button, and be disgusted by my reflection in front of me
>>24447147
thanks senpai
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
wew, forgot about the robot.
I'll whip out my dick and start masturbating until she notices.
>>24446399
Sit down and act as if I don't care and as if she doesn't exist. Just go on with what I was doing, most likely listening to music.
>>24446407
>public transport
>no one sitting next to her
>"can i take this seat"
Wow, what a fucking beta ass faggot.
>act like I've forgotten something
>quickly get off the bus and walk
>say 'excuse me', take the seat and nervously focus on my breathing and where to look
>wonder why the hell I'm on public transportation
>>24446804
it's the redditors that call feelsguy "wojack"
>>24446399
Take pictures of her like a creep.
>>24447678
What, are you just going to sit your fat ass on her purse without asking? Retard.
>>24447726
The correct term is the cancer guy
>>24447032
>tfw mastered the autist glare even though I'm not autistic
The looks of discomfort, I use them as fap images.
>>24447874
>>24447726
fucking 9gag shits calling le lonely emotion man wojack and feelsguy lmao
nerds
>>24447835
>sit to the side so that her purse isn't condensed into a black hole by my weight
>bitch realizes she's being a bitch and pulls her purse to herself
>rotate yourself and sit normally
I remember once some slut left her bag on the seat and when I asked her to move it she didn't.
Just pushed it off toward her and took my seat.
I have social anxiety but like hell am I standing for 30 minute train ride because of a cavernous cunt that doesn't want her bag to touch the ground.
Contrary to my expectations she said nothing throughout the whole ride, and since I'm not in prison I assume she didn't report the whole thing as rape.
Just stay standing
>>24446647
too close to home
>>24446399
>Can you fuck me in the a- I mean can I take your virgin- seat I mean, huh-heh, FREUDIAN SLIP HAHAHAHA
>I meant to say Can your seat- Is the seat n-next to you fro-free?
>Aaaawkwaaaaard
>I mean lol am I right?
>sit down
>look her way
>smirk, nod at her feet and say "what is this, club med?
>on bus two days ago
>one seat next to cute girl with glasses
>she has to get off next stop
>makes a minute of smalltalk with me while I spaghetti everywhere trying to listen to my music
>I get up, she leaves
>I slump into her seat, dying inside.
she was nice to me and I ignored her. I bet we both felt like shit afterwards.
I'm sorry random bus girl.
Thankfully when I decide to sit only old people are willing to sit next to me. A couple of times when girl sat with me I just fucking froze, the sight close to them is pretty much blocked, I won't look that way no matter what, I don't move a muscle and swallowing sounds like a gunshot. They usually change the seat as soon as other is available so evertything not so bad. Also unless I'm commuting I would never seet next to anyone.
>>24446851
>>24446851
For you? M8, you probably have a reputation with all the local bus drivers for being Autismo Supreme.
If the bus driver doesnt care, what are you going to do? call the police since they are superior authority?
>>24446944
I do it because i assume that people prefer having their personal space and feel like an inconvenience to them otherwise, so unless we are interacting and im not in the way (i am a small grill, old ladies like to start convos with me), then i will move
>>24446898
you forgot the part where you spend the hour internally sperging about saying something
>>24446555
THESE ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE THINGS TO SAY
Just stand in the aisle. What are you crazy?
>>24446647
Kek ) () (=(gfdfgh
>>24446399
>"hey move your bag"
>she looks at me
>immediately stunned by my appearance
>"sure" she says
>proceed to sit down
>make small talk
>make fun of her mirror ear rings
>say they would look great as reflectors on my bike
>get her number
>never call her
>>24446956
I do this on purpose so no one sits next to me. I also pretend that I'm asleep when new people get on, so they hesitate to ask me to move my bag.
>>24446986
I thought about that while writing it but i was going to write it like that before i thought about the meme. I'm not entirely sure i would have used extremely but i really do find it extremely uncomfortable.
Are you fucking kidding me. I say "Hello, this is the only available seat. Would you mind moving your handbag/purse please? Put my feet up with her and strike up a convo about what does for a living, how her night went, etc" Talking to people really isn't that difficult.
>>24446399
If the bag wasn't there, I would just sit down.
Now that the bag is there, I would probably say something like
>"Can I sit ? "
If she says yes then I sit, if she says no I just sit on her bag. Bitch can't hold 2 seats at once.
>>24449108
nobody talks in the bus you stupid autist
>>24446555
mind if I pop a squateroo miss?
>>24446399
>bang that insolent sluts stupid face on the console
>emergency open the doors
>throw her ass out
>proudly sit in her place when crowd cheers
that's just a woman, don't be a pussy
>>24446555
"AYO bitch lemme park up my white a$$ onna dis seet dere"
Then you proceed to brutalise her a bit
>take bus everyday
>tfw you lock eyes with a girl when she gets on the bus, she sits next to you, and you do nothing and you can see her reflection in a plexiglass pane getting upset
It feels good when I sit down and he girl tries to squish over because I'm carrying shit (lunchbag, laptop bag, whatever)
>women INTENTIONALLY take the outer seat so people won't sit next to them
Talk about entitlement kek
>>24446399
femtards take up more space than men but only manspreading is an issue.
fuck you im sick of all these selfish femspreading cunts thinking their stupid bag is acceptable to save a seat she isnt using.
Bonus on how rude and snobby they act when you ask them to move things. I've moved their stuff before and when they get shitty tell them to stop femspreading and acting like a spoiled brat and thinking my ticket is less valuable than hers. they either move or sulk and bitch til I say shut up or i'll shut you up you mouthy bitch. so far has worked all 4 times ive done it
>>24446399
Push her the fuck off.
>muster courage to ask to sit there
>She says yes, I sit down.
>Start profusely sweating, remain quiet, try to not make a sound
>Think I should say something, but this increases my anxiety
>Have full blown panic attack
>Get up, go to back of bus and start pacing
>Start puking everywhere
>know everybody is watching, feel even worse
>attempt to leave bus
>slip and fall in puke
>jizz my pants
>cry on bus floor
>>24446555
about the dumbest thing you can do
You dont ask her if the seat is taken or give her a chance to decide wether or not you are not disgusting
you literally just say 'excuse' me and then go sit down
whats she gonna do? complain to the bussdriver that she needs 2 seats?
>>24448346
it probably didnt mean anything to her
>>24446399
>mind if i sit there?
then proceed to make awkward but amusing small talk (or probably just listen to my ipod)
>>24449026
Genius, I doubt nobody would know why you do this
>>24449868
chuckled... posts like this are why i still stay alive, thanks man
>>24449868
if this doesnt win her heart i dont know what will
>>24449897
I'm glad I'm not disgusting enough where it would warrant someone to think about whether or not she should let me sit next to her.
If you are 5+/10, you just say "hey, mind if I sit down" and the person will move the bag 10 out of 10 times. I've done this on buses where it was completely packed and one person takes up a seat with a backpack. People standing just give that person mean looks but are too pussy to say anything. I just go up and ask to sit down and I get a free seat on a crowded bus
>>24450104
No no no you misunderstand, you arent disgusting
You do not ask a question, she isnt in charge of you sitting there. You have a right to sit there so you will. Saying excuse me simply shows good manor and warns her to take her back away in time so you can sit there
>>24447726
>not knowing wojak on krautchan /int/ posted the first "that feel" post in english
stand there for a few seconds and stare at her if she doesn't let me sit down i will just stand without saying anything
such is life
>>24450104
It's pretty kek when a bus is full and nobody tells someone to move their bag. Seriously.
>I have actually been that person to ask someone to move their stuff
Fucking normies man.
>>24446417
fucking reddit cunt
Stand near her and try and look at her crotch and breasts without being noticed.
>>24446555
The first or the third are best.
>>24446399
Either just stand for the duration of the bus ride, or if I'm feeling ballsy
>Mind if I sit here?
or
>Is it alright if I sit here?
That's pretty much the standard where I live since the buses to the college are often packed. A lot of the time people just sit down if the spot next to you is open. But sometimes they ask and it's usually variations of either of what I said above.
However, a lot of times people will just stand, even if there are open seats presumably because they want a seat for themselves or their preferred seat is taken.
>>24450576
no you dont ask her you beta faggot
>take picture
>"Hey"
>she turns towards me
>show her pic
>"You can get a fine for putting your feet here, but don't worry, I won't show this to the driver... As long as you let me sit here and give me a blowjob"
>enjoy the rest of the ride
It's easy guys, really.
BEGONE FOUL SUCCUBUS
I SHALL NOT BE TEMPTED BY YOUR WHORISH WAYS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>24450589
Came to post this Tbh faM
>>24446399
I would go at the beginning of the bus and wait there.
If I'm lucky, I'll be able to talk with the bus driver. It sometimes take months but once they're accustomed to see me standing there every day like a crow on his favored tree, bus drivers will talk to me.
It has been my only social interaction outside of work for a long time.
>>24446616
reference please
>>24451309
fuck off stupid newfag
>>24446555
>excuse me
Is sufficient on its own.
>>24451376
make me fucboiYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>press anus into middle of girl's face
>let doo doo slowly seep out of anus into girl's face throughout ride
>if she moves, slide anus down to her vageen
>blast entire rest of poop up into vageen
>if she doesn't move, take her on a date
>>24451309
>beta posts thread about watching movie with girl
>trying to make a move
>halfway through movie, says 'I'll just pop this here' and moves hand to thigh
>when a nice guy tries to touch you.jpg
>>24446399
Normie bitch then spray here with acnekun stench.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>24446407
>"u-um...can I sit here...p-please?"
LOL
>>24452198
>cut up a shirt for the sake of a review
>claps twice loudly so anyone can notice, her included
>if she pulls her purse, sits normally
>if she doesn't and act like a bitch, just sit on the border next to her feet while facing her and cross my arms
>actually, this one way does sound comfy
And then everyone will think that I'm the typical bully/normie.
Little did they know that I'm, in fact, a shy NEET and hikki !
>public transport
>asking for the seat
baka desu senpai
I deal with this shit almost every day but I always wear headphones so as soon as they see me (whatever person) they immediately move their shit with no exchange of words happening.
>prepare for confrontation
>blood running through my muscles
>my mind goes into war mode
>ask her aggressively to take her handbag from that seat
>if she doesn't comply, sit down on handbag and be ready for fight
>if she complies, sit down in disgust and hope her smell isn't too revolting and she doesn't have any contagious diseases
>>24446555
>excuse me, do i have consent to enter your personal space by occupying the seat next to you?
>Pardon me, m'Lady. Might I trouble you to take this seat beside you? It is not often I get the opportunity to occupy the vicinity of someone so fair as yourself.
>>24447916
That's even more beta
>tfw you're too much of a little bitch to speak up for yourself
>>24446399
>Hey, could you move that bag please? Sorry, there just aren't really any other seats.
>>24454769
>saying "sorry"
>apologizing on the fucking bus
king of cuks
i would honestly just stay standing.
>>24446399
>sit down
>watch her shrink closer to the wall
>she puts her leg down
>she is no longer comfy
>who cares
>ignore her presence
>fuck around on my phone until i get off
>>24454826
I'm sorry I just feel like I'm always guilty and everything shitty is my fault please kill me
>>24454868
>try to talk to her
>she glances sideways
>looks you up and down
>nose wrinkles in a subtle but unmistakable expression of disgust
>turns her head away, remaining silent
;_;
>>24446399
I'll just stand. She's comfortable/
>>24446407
>ewww no, get away from me creep
>HELP, HELP IT'S A RAPIST!
>get beaten by some drunken chads
>>24446399
Probably sit next to her, and be constantly self conscious of my ogreish giant body, smelliness, and autistic social skills.
>>24446417
>Mfw I read "Feelguy"
I would just ask nicely. Hey, do you think I can get this spot?
She would most likely do what a normal human being do and nicely move her bag out of the way leaving the spot for me to sit on.
>>24446407
>>24446555
>can I take this seat
Well sure thing, let me saw it off for you real quick
Correct saying:excuse me, (wait for her to move legs down) thank youYou don't need to ask if the seat is taken on a public transit
"Excuse me, hi, do you mind have a seat here?"
If she's not a total bitch, she'll be like "Oh, sure."
Also, the trick is to just give up on trying to fuck qts. If they try to fuck you, great. But give on initiating. It really takes all the pressure and self-consciousness away and makes it easier to interact with people without sperging out.
>>24446678
pull down my pants and shit in her lap
I'd think I would capitalize on being handsome and black and do a beckoning whistle, snap and point at the seat.
But in reality I would stand because dealing with people is driving nails in my toes.
AYO
*smacks lips*
AYO AYO
*snatches earphones from her ear*
BITCH! I-SAID-HEY!
*grabs dick*
MOVE YO ASS TO THE SIDE, HOE
I'M CLAIMING MY REPARATIONS RIGHT NOW
*pulls out kfc bucket*
AYO, AYO
*pulls earphones out again*
BITCH! DO YOU NOT SEE MY LIPS MOVING!?
*puts hands on her thigh*
DAMN YOU THICK GURL
*she smiles*
"oh...only the best for you"
Tyrone goes on to discussing how the white man is a racist, and if she has ever had a taste for chocolate.
>>24446399
No seats left? looks like there is a seat right beside her! Sit down of course.
>>24446555
Fuck that "excuse me" shit.
Ask her to please move her bag, if she refuses or doesn't acknowledge, sit down ontop of it.
You don't need her permission to take a seat on a public transit bus.
One notification to move the bag, said nicely, and if that doesn't work i will sit on your bag.
I live in a dense metropolitan area, and take the bus everywhere. You wouldn't believe how many peoples shit i sat on that do the same thing. Whenever i sit down on their bag and the person gets mad, everyone else on the bus automatically takes my side. It's great. Especially if i was nice about asking him/her to move the bag. I guess my nuts are bigger than all those beta fags who stand in the isle when there is 8 empty seats taken up by someone else's backpack. I'm not having that shit. Most people are decent enough and move their shit as soon as you make your intentions of sitting down clear.
>>24446399
i would probably stand
I hate sitting next to people. I become self conscious almost immediately about everything, i'm scared of breathing when someone sits next to me on the train for christ's sake
>>24456006
That never happens in the real world.
Get out of your head and take the fucking seat. It's expected of you, if there's seats available you ought to sit the fuck down. If the other person is uncomfortable with it they can get up and go elsewhere.
those are some ugly earrings
>>24446399
want sum fuk bae?
>>24446678
Pull out my revolver UNLOAD ON THAT BITCH KILL A FEW MORE PEOPLE IN THE BUS BECAU
>>24446399
>Hey there beautiful.
>Don't mind if I sit next to those gorgeous legs of yours do you?
>I wouldn't want to disturb the natural feng shui they add to the room, but there's no other seats available. I promise I'll try not to take up too much room there. Haha.
One of many things I would imagine myself saying hours after I just found somewhere else to stand.
>>24456437
Real men don't mind standing for a short ride.
>>24457763
Yeah, except that rule and regulation that says passengers need to take a seat if one is available. And a backpack does not count as a passenger, so sit the fuck down.
I have to really nonchalant (?) when i do this.
Like i actually have to force it, luckily tho ive never really encountered confrontational people on buses so its usually just:
> scuse me mate mind if i sit there?
Or variations on that
>Everyone you see get on the bus always walks past you.
>If someone does sit by you its only because they have no other choice.
It always seems the small things hurt the most.
I would stand up towards the back where she can't see me.
She looks like the sort of bogan cunt who will laugh at me or start shouting at me if I go near her.
>>24459537
Whats a bogan?
>>24446555
>OI, pick up your shit cunt, need sum bum room.
>>24459102
I think it's because people are usually capable of overt cruelty. Like bitch slapping a stranger they don't like. So it's the little things that demonstrate their feelings. That's why it kills us. The subtle bitch slap.
Then again, they might just not want to sit by anyone... we can't really know.
>>24446407
Why would you ask, she doesn't own the bus. Jus sit down.
>>24459783
Good manners tho innit?
>>24446399
If there really are no seats left, she'd be aware of that fact too.
Confidently sit down and mind my own business.
If she's saving it for someone, she'd probably tell me so I'd get up right away
>>24446426
kek'd out loud imagining that
>>24446417
>feelguy
>>24457566
H-Hey there, beautif-
>too forward, Anon
Beautiful day, huh?
>shit, it's night. I should have said night
You don't mind if I sit next to
>no, I can't say 'gorgeous'
t-to you and your legs, do you?
>oh god, I'm fucking up, I need to save this!
I wouldn't want to disturb the natural feng shui-
>forget about the legs, I messed that up. It's a fuctional sentence already, right?
but there's no other seats around. I promise I'll try not to take up too much room here, uh, there.
ha
>too quiet
HA.
>>24446417
>feelguy
Can we bring back LURK MOAR?
Sit next to her and browse r9k on my phone duh
um.. i-is this SEAT TAKEN?
>realize i said that last part too loud
>go into full autism mode internally
>remember more awkward things i've done in the past
>make weird facial expressions while thinking of them
>>24446754
>reddit newfags got mad at you for using be me because its from reddit even though its an anceint greentext practice
fucking normalfucks
>>24447085
Okay dude.
>>24446898
do you think you're less or more autistic than the average anon with that post?
>>24446960
uh, yeah? your point
>>24446399
Stare at her.
>>24446399
Ask her if the seat is taken and then sit down after she says it's not.
What is wrong with you people that you can't handle a perfectly normal situation?
