>tfw ausbots are opening our Christmas presents in mere hours
>tfw amerilards still have to wait yet another month
>tfw the chickens are coming home to roost
>>24446194
i fucking hate summer christmas i wish it would snow and be cold as fuck. seeing the misery in peoples faces makes me much more happier.
>thinking that having a different date for christmas means you have to wait a shorter amount of time
sigh.. aussies can't even do simple math
I've never had a snowy Christmas. I've never even seen snow, in real-life. This country is so hot.
>>24446474
Uh, do you even know how timezones work?
Whatever, have fun waiting a month for christmas like the rest of the waitkeks
>>24446194
Australians have Christmas on November 22nd/23rd? You utter madmen
>>24447401
No, we have it on Dec. 25th like everyone else. It just comes a month sooner.
>>24447463
What in the fuck am I even reading?
>>24447463
>It just comes a month sooner.
Don't think that's how equators or time zones work but okay...
>>24447501
basic science?
>>24447538
It's a combination of things.
should tide me over 'till i can finally open my prezzies lads
>>24446584
It's a good feeling, sitting down with a comfy blanket and warm beverage.
watching the TV.
going outside looking out.
going to the park, sitting down by the bench and contemplating whether or not to commit suicide and surviving the car crash
Winter during my teenage years were something
>>24446194
>>24447463
What the fuck are you retards talking about?Christmas in normiestralia is on the 25th of December just like in the USA. It does not come a month sooner.
>>24447633
>this post
wew m80
>>24447633
No, the date is the same. The TIME comes a month sooner.
Fucking incredible. Australians really are superior shitposters aren't they?
>>24447633
How can this guy not get it?
Anyway, merry Christmas Ausbots!
all my Christmas are spent alone
fuck you
Australian living in Canada checking in, can confirm my family back home is having Christmas as we speak. Its less about the time zone differences and more about the order of the months.
>>24446474
>we wasn't taught about timezones in school
classic amerilard education lmao
>its summer in Australia
>they're all inbred scum with degenerate criminal dna
>it's SUMMER
>they all talk like idiots
>"croikey mates 'all 'ave a roight point of beeah"
have Christmas whenever you want faggots, you're objectively worse than sub Saharan Africa, and inferior to America in every way! Any attempt to argue this is just proof you're THAT MAD AND UPSET ABOUT THE OBJECTIVE TRUTH I'M SAYING
>>24448065
why is american banter always so weak?
>>24448132
>being this mad
lmao
Wait
Australians have Christmas in summer?
>>24448065
There's nothing to really hate about Australia.Shitting on them is just like kicking over a trashcan. At the end of the day, it's still dirty and full of garbage.
>>24448065
mediocre bait, 3/10
>>24448173
opposite hemisphere = seasons flipped
>>24448065
>this bloody seppo wanker
yeah, nah, get FUCKED cunt
>Any attempt to argue this is just proof you're THAT MAD AND UPSET ABOUT THE OBJECTIVE TRUTH I'M SAYING
you learn this tactic in your women's studies class today or something m8?
>>24448262
look out, the abbos figured out the internet
garn the beach with a coupla sheelas tomorra, gettn on the piss, fuckkin some smoo fuckyeah cunce merry chrissy
>>24448241
Explain the holiday. Is aussie santa a fat aboriginal riding a subsidized sled pulled by a gang of roos and rednosed dingo? And what about the tree?
>mfw ungrateful aussie kids get sweaters knit from spider silk
>merry chissy ya lil cunts
>>24448428
Lmao bat milk and fairy bread for santy cunt.
