>hmm...good coffee anon, what blend did you say this was again?
"My cum and Folgers that's been in the back of the pantry longer than you've been alive special blend"
>>24446110
Depression and thoughts of suicide.
It's just fucking Tesco decaff brand with blue lotus extract added. It's like the antitheses of coffee, you get super mellow instead of all caffine buzzed
It's a mild breakfast blend. It has a slight amount of chicory in it as well, can you taste that?
I need to go to work now,honey.I'll see youwhen I get back. If it's not too much trouble I think I'd like steak tonight. Love you, you're the best!
>>24446110
Poo poo peee pee
>>24446215
>eww, you expect me to cook? Haha, no, I was thinking of going to the club tonight with the girls tonight honey, stacey is going to introduce me to her nice friend tyrone mandingo from the kongo, I don't want to miss out!
Its coca cola, schweps with DMT
>>24446110
local fresh roasted beans, ground just before brewing. that's the only way.
>>24446248
>stacey is going to introduce me to her nice friend tyrone mandingo from the kongo
Well played.
>>24446248
I want steak you dumb bitch.
>>24446110
It's a wet-hulled Sumatran varietal that I roasted myself over aged pecan wood.
That chemical creamer shit you dumped in it without even tasting the coffee is "Dunkin Donuts Peppermint Chai Fudge" leftover from last Christmas when my moter came to visit. She knew I liked coffee, so she thought I'd like it.
>>24446110
It's a bold dark roast blended with a sweet little bit of diazapam, about 40mg. Enjoy.
>>24446164
mixed with my blood, mucus, spit, stool, urine and semen
>>24446164
>>24446329
Ill have what she's having.
>>24446248
>i don't think so to be honest, you are drinking bits of tyrone mandingo right now..
>>24446110
Dead Jews
>>24446248
you know, this is the archetype of girl you guys fear, the snickering succubus that exists only to attack your masculinity and receive tyrone's cock.
i've lived in a lot of places guys, I've never met one. I've met dumb bitches, sure, but the truly malicious simply aren't as common as you guys think.
And if you keep running into them, you're just looking in the wrong places.
>>24446110
Blood, tears and a day worth of fapped cum
