I just got my first blowjob.
Was it everything you've imagine and more?
>>24445868
>How did it feel?
>How did it happen?
>Is your life better as a consequence of it's having happened?
Teeth are sorta weird huh? Nnnnnnnnnnnnigger faggot
>>24445868How long did it take him to cum?
>>24445868
Did he or she swallow?
You want a second one? :^)
>>24445868
Now you can gtfo, normie
>>24445868
The one time i was ever even gonna get close to get one and guess what?
>the age of 16
>have my first and only gf and things have been getting heated by that time
>we were rollerblading at the ymca
>we got bored and left
>we went out back and made out hard for awhile
>she goes down on me and its bliss
about 30 second sin a guy who works at the ymca goes out for a smoke
>he sees us and i luckily saw him
>we run away and watch the place for a minute
>about 2 min later 2 cops roll up to where we were
And theres my sexual experience m8.
God I was a stupid kid.
>>24445882
It wasn't that good, the best part was making her do it imo.
>>24445885
Felt like my Tenga egg but more shallow and attached to a girl.
I was at her place and we were close together and talking a bunch, then she led me to her room and had me sit on her bed.
My life isn't directly better, but I feel that my value as a person has been validated somewhat.
>>24445896
Yeah they didn't feel as bad as I thought they would.
>>24445912
I lasted for a good bit, but I was also drunk and on add meds.
>>24445915
She swallowed. I didn't want to kiss her after and she got upset at that.
>>24445931
Yeah that'd be nice.
>>24445939
Maybe one day I'll be a normie.
>>24446019
>I didn't want to kiss her after and she got upset at that.
You dun goofed OP. I always kiss my gf after. It's fucking hot and intimate and shows you aren't an inhibited douche.
>>24445868
Was she a fattie?
>>24446019
She cute? What race. Was it a cutie Latina
>>24446046
It was a nippon senpai desu konichiwa
>>24446019
How big is ur benis?? :DDDD
Had she given lots of BJs before, to other guys? Does that bother you or turn you on?
Tfw never had anything past a handjob.
>be 16
>have gf, only gf I've had
>tossing me off in a field
>at first it was pretty hot but it got boring after a while
>she wasn't very good at it either
>20 minutes later still didn't cum
>"is there anything else I can do?"
>"c-can you show me your boobs?"
>"no, it's cold outside! Is there any way I can make this feel better?"
>"d-d-do it with your mouth?"
>do it with your mouth
>do it with your mouth
>those 5 words
>just
>"haha no, I've never done that before Anon!"
>"well, maybe now would be a good time to try?"
>"no thanks"
>"o-okay"
>mood completely killed
I've never seen boobs or had a blowjob to this day. And I'll probably never get a shitty unenthusiastic handjob ever again. Fuck this gay earth and everyone on it.
>>24446033
Cum tastes bad tho. Especially my cum.
>>24446046
She is cute, and from Spain so you aren't far off.
>>24446073
Under 8 inches but over 6.
>>24446200
You don't have to fill your mouth with it, but given that you've just expected her to the least you could is kind of join in the juice swapping instead of pushing her away, which is quite a turn off
>rookie mistakes from a newcomer to sex
>>24446102
Yes. I'm indifferent because I'm not that interested in her. She's got a bf in Spain that she's engaged to and is in one of those open relationship things.
>>24446045
Yes... She isn't obese but I would be lying if I said she wasn't overweight.
>>24446126
You weren't assertive enough. But now you know what not to do.
>>24445990
That's a shame. Ymca is cool though.
>>24446244
Yeah you're totally right. I talked about it with her later and made it okay.
It still seems nasty to me though.
>>24446308
>Yes... She isn't obese but I would be lying if I said she wasn't overweight.
Nothing wrong with a bit of chub anonkun
>>24446327
You are ingesting each other's bodily secretions. Nasty is what makes it hot.
>>24445868
Mamma mia! Yippee!
>>24446308
>She's got a bf in Spain that she's engaged to and is in one of those open relationship things.
>>24446349
It was from Princess Peach
>>24446330
Dont I know it!
>>24446369
Yeah she's a big fat slut with daddy issues but she's leaving in a month and I wanna cum
>>24446349
WAHOO
>>24446370
>them DSLs
Christ, it's like Nintendo WANTED me to fap to Peach as a pre-teen.
>>24446033
I always go in for the kiss but swerve at the last second and kiss the neck. Fuck eating my own cum im not a faggot
>>24446640
She's not a faggot either though
>>24446244
Some people think cum is nasty, I know I'm not going to do that because it is as repulsive as felching to me.
>>24446659
But (You) are
though
