Hi ma'am. Who is the main internet user here?
i haven't done anything illegal reeeeeeeeeee you cant prove shiiiiiiiiiiittttttt it's just drawings
>>24445017
I accidently clicked on those >>(Dead) links officer I swear blame my 4chan extension and the archives, I'M INNOCENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you are forced from your natural habitat
Pretty sure they bust down the door and clean house.
At least they could and get away with it.
>>24445188
>not barricading the doors and windows from these intruders
>>24445188
>tfw they bust down the door and kill your dog
play time is ogre
Internet? We don't have that here. We don't even own cable television.
>not having a kill switch on your hdd's
MOM PLEASE DONT TELL
PLEAAAASSSEE PLEASE PLEASE
WWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>24445413
>Not having your whole room rigged with 4 tons of thermite
Mount Vesuvius
>>24445435
kek
is that what you call your room?
>>24445435
>Not having it hidden in an unlocked folder labelled "pictures of family vacation"
>>24445413
>using hdd's
>not using TAILS on a computer without any hdd's
Not so fast!
You see, above my computer's hard drive lies a very powerful electromagnet.
As soon as the police enter the house, I just flip a switch, turning the magnet on and erasing all of the data on my hard drive.
Checkmate, police!
>>24445188
Muuuum GET THE MAGNETS FROM THE GARAGE. NOW!!!
>>24445784
>tfw you have an SSD as your OS partition but even this will have traces of your devious internet activities in some form or other.
I have a launch system for my hard drives incase this happened.
Theyd travel 3 miles via parachute safely.
I keep a microwave plugged in under my bed just incase
l like trains
Fix it and go.
>>24445828
Care to explain?
Also this is probably a honeypot thread so if you actually have all that stuff expect to be v& sometime soon.
