who /literally no friends/ here
me. talking to strangers is a tricky challenge.
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I have an online friend but he evades me does that count
search email for "birthday": only thing that comes up for the last 10 years are automated messages from vbulletin forums.
i have literallly no friends.
>>24444870
Same, you just have to love your self. The human is a social species so its pretty hard though.
>>24445121
even if one were content with a life of solitude, it is practically impossible to live and function within society without being the type of person that is capable of having friends.
>>24444870
i got 2 friends
>>24444870
Literally none like 0 my parents dont want to hang out with me either
>tfw a fucking ton of superficial "acquaintances" but don't know how to push friendships beyond that, or if that's even possible with everybody.
Mmmm. No friends. I'll talk to you if you'll talk to me but of course I am a sucky shit creep.
I play games with a couple of people every week or two. That counts, right?
>who no friends here
>people with friends and acquaintances reply
We have plenty of friends in our head. :)
>>24444870
Me. I hung out with a homeless guy for an hour yesterday afterwork, but i don't think we're friends. He doesn't speak any english and i speak very little korean so there's not much for us to talk about. All the same, since he mostly just repeats the same few sentences over and over and over, sometimes really quiet and sometimes screaming really loud. He cut a plastic bottle in half and used it as a cup, then we took turns drinking alcohol out of it. He also had a puppy. I accidentally spilled like 3/4ths of the bottle, but I don't think he even noticed. He had a puppy too, he kept hitting it. I think the puppy is the only reason i stayed so long before leaving.
Ehhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
>>24445536
>:)
Newfag out
>>24445432
normalfaggot please depart and stop posting your shit image
>>24445809
smileys are making a comeback amongst us oldfags
get with the times bro :P
>>24445826
Gross! Stop this
>>24445826
This is not 9gag twat
>>24444870
Define a friend. I'll read it when I get up this evening.
>>24445826
>get with the times bro :P
Dude this is as bad as anal prolapse
>>24444870
We're all friends here bro <333
2010
>was popular
>partied all the time
>had friends
>lost virginity at 16
fast forward 5 years
>2015
>havent had sex in 3 years
>havent lifted in 2 years
>slowly losing all my weight
>addicted to heroin
shit i done fucked up
>>24444870
yeah, NOW WHAT? None of you will be my friend. Threads like this could have a point.
>>24445954
>2010
>"that one wierd guy"
>never had a gf
>spent years of my life on W.o.W
>lonely loser
fast forward 5 years
>2015
>lose my virginity to a german 18yr old girl at age 23
>never lifted
>never gained or lost weight
>addicted to anime
smugged i done feels good
>>24444870
I think a few people throughout my life considered me their friend, but I never considered them mine. Nobody I hung out with or knew on a personal level, and definitely no one I kept in contact with.
So basically I'm friendless because I have no idea how to be friends with somebody.
I don't have any friends. I've tried, but they don't want my company for some reason. I had to initiate everything. I honestly don't know why though, I was always polite and just a friendly guy, easy going, open minded. I only wanted people to hang with since I had none. I guess there's just something about me that causes people to shy away or reject me.
I'll find a cool bro one day. Someone who actually wants to be my friend. I hope.
>>24444870
Me. The only friend I had just up and stopped contact with me two years ago after he got engaged. Am I that bad a person? What did I do wrong?
I will never know the validation of another person.
>>24446139
this is what i can relate to
I got an online female friend
that's iti'm a man
fuck it i got too much issues right now anyway
>>24445873
>>24445837
If are there any newfags, so they are probably you.
Thought I had friends, turned out to be that they were simply using me to fix some shit with their PC. One guy asked me to help him, I refused to do so because I was busy, then he just stopped to talk with me and greet each other. Won't be surprised if he'll talk shit about me behind a back.
>>24444870
I don't think coming to this place does any favors. It's like everyone here is always looking for an argument or confrontation.
All I want is someone to play vidya with and be happy. I'm sick of living such a lonely, miserable existence.
>>24446111
How'd you meet the German gril?
you normies don't know how lucky you are
I have none. The closest thing I have to "friends" are girls I message on a trivia app and then try to get their kik name.
>had friends in high school
>they went to university out of state
>I stayed in the city
>fall out of touch
>don't know how to make new friends
I have never spoken a word to anyone at college. It was so much simpler when you're all kids going through the same elementary/junior high/high school system.
>>24444870
I dunno, do online ones count? I have one and he even visits here from time to time.
>>24444870
I have no one, not even acquittances, I'm a lonely wanderer, aka faggot
>>24447591
>had a few friends all through school
>have absolutely no recollection of how I even befriended them
>lost touch after high school
>went through all of college without knowing anybody
how did this happen
I have zero real life friends and 1 online friend who I play shitty MOBAS with.
>>24447851
Holy shit, I'm not the only one.
9 months a year i am. During the summer I hang out with friends 4-5 times a week.
I don't need friends I have a tulpa
Got nothing here.
Not even any online friends.
i've been living by myself for probably 5 years now.
im not complaining either.
100% hermit
Not me, I have one (1) friend.
I had two but one moved away so I guess that doesn't count anymore.
Everybody in this thread with no friends should become friends then tell the other person why they have no friends.
>>24449110
i don't want losers for my friends, but thanks
>I spend my teens years alone
>even the 'losers' in society have social circles and people who accept them
>>24449128
I was kinda implying that the best person to tell you why you don't have friends is a person who doesn't have any themselves.
>>24449181
just lie to yourself and say you're too intelligent to have friends
>>24449540
I can't do that, I wouldn't be in the position I'm in if I was intelligent.
>>24449712
Just stop being honest with yourself :)
>>24444870
Had one friend in high school. We were very alike, also he was so fucking bipolar it was funny so I was basically only one who got along with him.
Drank and did drugs together, laughed at roasties/ratchets, and just goofed all the time.
Good times.
>>24444870
Does my little brother count?
30 years old and no friends. no fucks given
