What is your average day like /r9k/? mine:
/morning/
>Hit snooze 18 times
>Wake up
>Lean bedshotgun against the wall in the corner
>grab GLOCK
>Hit coffee machine to turn it on
>Put on a record
>Do makeup immediately
>Ugh/Tsk a lot because ramming brushes into your eyeballs when you're still half asleep is shit
>Cry about it if you're emotionally unstable
>Shake my hair out of bun
>Deodorant/perfume/brush teeth
>Throw on floor clothes and holster
>Rush around throwing shit into my purse
>Stumble onto bus for work
>Earbuds so that nobody talks to me
/Afternoon/
>Grab 3 coffees and drink them throughout day
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Get bored
>Briefly talk to guys that message me on Fagbook
>Ignore guys that message me on Fagbook
>Paint my toenails behind my desk while spinning in chair
>Think about my ex
>Type out message to ex
>Backspace message to ex
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Eat a salad
>Half-ass some email replies
>Browse online clothing
>Do no actual work
/evening/
>Walk home with final coffee
>Pick up some quick dinner or beauty/cleaning products on way home
>Greeted by cute cat upon arrival
>Coo at him while getting immediately naked and grabbing living room AR15 pistol to keep near me, put away GLOCK
>Put on record
>Running jump into bed
>Open laptop
>www.pornmd.com
>Masturbate furiously
>Go shitpost on 4chan while eating dinner
>Ignore guys that message us on skype
>Shower
>Get out of shower and play with boobs
>Wonder deeply if you should get a boob job
>No I guess they're awesome
>Put hair in bun
>Think about how scared I am of sleep paralysis, roll over on side
>Spooning would be nice right now
>Think about how I ruthlessly reject so many Chads daily but desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle, grab bedshotgun
>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>Probably
>Think about how cool it would be if you could fall asleep while watching TV with your eyes closed still
>TV eyelids, bio technology?.. hm.
>Fall asleep in weird bedshotty buttstock position
>>24444541
please note the reason i do this is because i was raped 2 years ago
not tumblr "he looked at me" raped
but really raped
not reading all that
>>24444573
that is a really good post anonon
>wake up
>open laptop lid
>turn on music
>eat food
>drink water
>browse 4chan
>take a piss
>close laptop lid
>go to sleep
>sleep for 12 hours
>dick around on the internet for a couple of hours
>nap
>dick around on the internet for a couple of hours
>sleep for 12 hours
>wake up
>angrily roll around in bed
>go piss and grab something to eat when I think there is no one in the kitchen
>shitpost for 8-12 hours
>grab dinner when everyone has gone to bed
>shitpost for 4-8 more hours
>go to sleep
Occasionally I break up shitposting with a game or anime but not daily
>>24444545
sorry you were raped anon
i was molested when i was a child and sometimes i still cry about it
>>24444541
My average day
> wake up around 1or 2 pm
> drink a lot of water
> feed my cats
> smoke a bowl
> eat some food
> play vidya with bro
> wait till mom gets home
> mom makes coffee as soon as she gets home
> drink 2 cups of coffee
> ether play vidya with bro or go see degenerate weed dealer friend down the street
> ether way we play vidya
> mom texts dinner is ready
> go eat mothers cooking
> go home
> smoke weed with bro
> bro kicks me out of room because its his bedtime
> he has work
> go to my room
> talk to nasty roasties on fb
> smoke more weed
> play fallout 4
> get sleepy
> lay down
> jerk it to porn
> cum
> clean up
> go to sleep
Rinse and repeat
>Wake up from dream about falling in love
>5pm
>Room is ice cold
>Slept in clothes from yesterday, shoes and all, so incredibly uncomfortable
>Starving
>Have to piss on top of all that
>Open laptop and fap for an hour or two
>Finish fapping
>Smoke a cigarette
>Go downstairs and make coffee
>Go back upstairs, have coffee and cigarettes
>Breakfast of champions
>Browse r9k
>Ignore texts from people who constantly try to use me for drugs
>Fap again
>Get high and nod in and out of consciousness for god knows how long
>Pass out feeling like shit
>Repeat
>awaken!
>pills
>classes/homework
>pills
>classes/homework
>pills
>maybe 5 mins of vidya, if I'm lucky
>sleep
The monotony of it didn't strike me until just now. But to be fair, I see my boyfriend sometimes.
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
>Selfrighteous suicide
>Repeat
>wake up at 5 pm
>no appetite
>mope around house
>i can tell my dogs are feeling the same anguish as I am but I try to look happy around them
>sit on computer
>talk to my skype friends, who I'll never meet in real life
>tired with head aches
>watch tv
>maybe if I'm feeling up to it I'll eat once every 2 or 3 days
>look at my reflection
>losing color in my skin
>the bags under my eyes are actually reddish purple at this point
>around 8 am I'll finally manage too fall asleep
>repeat
its been like this for 3 years, I just want somebody to kill me
>wake up 11am
>hit snooze for like 45 minutes
>crawl out of bed, go for a shit
>grab breakfast and a coffee
>check facekek, youtube and the chans
>have a wank
>another coffee for recovery
>fuck around on the web
>maybe grab lunch
>have another wank
>play some vidya on 3DS because nintoddler
>dinner, mum doesn't let me eat in my room so I have to sit watching shitty normie TV shows with them
>eat as quickly as possible and fuck off back upstairs
>watch anime til bedtime
>have another wank
>sleep at 3-4am
I do wagekek two days a week but I'll greentext that later if I feel like it.
>>24444970
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
Why did you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go creating another fable. ><
>>24444541
>Wake up
>Cry
>Begin consuming alcohol
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Run out of alcohol
>Decide to go buy more alcohol
>Stumble for 6 miles to the shop that's actually a mile away
>Buy alcohol
>Drink on the way home
>Lock door
>Continue to drink/cry/shitpost
>Pass out
7 a days a week woo NEETlyf!
>Wake up
>have something to eat
>pack something to eat
>change into work clothes
>go to work
>come home
>shower and shit
>eat
>do one of a few things like play viyda, read some books, read something on the net, fix things for several hours
>go to bed
that i do for 5 days of the week and on the weekend i don't go to work and i fap on friday night and saturday night and play viyda all day
>>24444541
I lol at how nobody notices this thread gets reposted every day because nobody actually reads the OP, just immediately coughs up some self-absorbed greentext about their own boring lives that nobody will read either.
>oversleep any and all alarms most of the time
>the moment I'm no longer in a horizontal position I light up a cigarette
>make coffee, smoke some more cigarettes
>waste time on 4chan or play a bit of vidya
>do some work if it's needed
>come back home and maybe eat then more chins/vidya
>meet with friends in the evenings, mostly to smoke weed or get drunk
>come back home late in the night, browse a bit more and go to bed
>>24445968
I read it. I read all of it. Want to add to the thread too? I want to read what else you have to say.
>wake up
>eat
>shower
>get on computer
>go to sleep
>repeat
>>24444541
You made this thread before. Stop looking for attention you whore.
>>24445722
checked dubs brah txh plox
>>24444541
Kill yourself with one of those guns op you are not cool and you certainly act like it. What's a stupid useless cunt roasite like you even doing here fuck off back to tumblr or something
>>24447884
why do you care so much about guns anon?
are you one of those people from yurop with no rights?
>>24447817
Oh shit. I did get dubs. Awwwww shieeet.
oh me oh my oh me oh my
>>24444541
>desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle
It is ironic, you want some edgy true robot bf but the only people who would talk to you here are the thirsty betas.
>>24445968
Whew lad, I think I'd like your input on more posts. Please share your insight on things. I will read it with utmost interest.
>wake up at 7am
>possibly fap and get up at 7:20
>wash, get dressed and ride to workmates house to have a lift to work
>work from 8:30 to 17:30 with an hour break
>get home at around 18:15 and have tea
>go to bed and be lazy, sleep at 11pm
Repeat, repeat, repeat
Kill me
>>24444970
Kek, catastrophically underrated post
>wake up around 9am
>sometimes earlier if I fell asleep with dildo in my bed because I'll roll over onto it
>feed dog and grab coffee
>check internet
>morning work out
>shower
>do chores around the house
>check internet
>maybe play games for a while
>help mom make dinner
>watch a movie or some tv show
>around 10pm get drunk and start fingering self
>get off 2 or so times or til my hips go numb
>pass out just after midnight.
>6am, day after Christmas
>throw some clothes on in the dark
>smell the cold, car seat is freezing
>world is sleeping, i am numb
>up the stairs to her apartment
>she is balled up on the couch
>mom and dad went down to Charlotte
>they're not home to find us out
>and we drive
>wake up in the afternoon
>have breakfast and a cuppa
>go on the comp for some top bantz
>slip in a cheeky wank or two
>drive my lamborghini through the hollywood hills
>repeat until fuel units maxed out
>wake up at 6 am
>force myself onto the bus
>attempt to do menial pointless shit for 8 hours, but mostly just pretend to work while contemplating suicide
>get home
>eat shitty processed food
>jerk off
>shitpost on 4chan
>maybe shower if i'm motivated enough
>sleep
> Wake up 5 am.
> Thinking of calling in sick for 30 mins.
> "I'll try to make it"
> Wash my dick and ass (don't bother to shower)
> Put on deodorant.
> Use mouthwash (don't bother to brush)
> Change clothes.
> Play Tapped Out for 15 mins.
> Give all of my chars 12hr tasks.
> Get backpack ready.
> Go to the busstop, freezing.
> Get on the bus & go to work.
> Go to work (school for troubled kids)
> The kids are nice enough, but it's fucking mentally hard.
> Running around, helping, calming them down, stopping fights etc.
> Have to be a constant 'father figure' for 8 hours straight - mentally bombed.
> Fap to tranny porn in my break - it's my only highlight.
> Busride home, crying, listening to sad ass music while contemplating life & looking out through the bus' window.
> Change clothes, order shitty ass fries and a shitty ass burger - no better takeout places in town.
> Eat, shitpost, check up on Tapped Out & drink 2 liters of Diet Coke during the process.
> Look at Piper Perri porn videos - same fucking video.
> Fap, cum on chubby belly, wipe with tanktop.
> Turn to side, cry a little and fall asleep after a few hours of tossing and turning.
> Repeat.
>>24444541
/morning/
>7:00 AM alarm
>Wake up
>10 pushups
>Maybe taking a shit
>panic gonna be late for school
>take an shower
>brush teeth
>Put on swag clothes I guess
>Take the bus
>Take the subway
>At school 8:15 AM
> FML mode starts
/Afternoon/
>Eat at subay or eat homemade egg sandwiches
>Go on 4chan
>The girl I like doesnt want to talk to me
>Talk to people
>4chan again
>Searching for clothes
>Want to stab that annoying girls
/evening/
>Walk to subway with classmates
>Get out of subway
>Go to the gym
>The army calls
>Go home
>Eat basic food
>Open laptop or start the computer
>play vidya or watch livestream
>dont do homework
>Masturbate
>Shower
>Want GF but bitches be highclass
>Thinking about my life in the army
>Still an wizard
>sleep
>repeat i guess
>>24449135
15 year old or retarded 22 year old still in highschool?
>>24449168
18 years old m8
>>24449190
>18
>takes bus
Poverty tier
>>24449217
>Not knowing students get free public transport here
>Not living in Amerikek
Pick one
>>24449242
>free public transport
Doesnt make it good
>wanting to sit next to normies smelly middleeasterners dindus and more
>in highschool
>yurofag
Dont euroniggers call it college
>inb4 Canadian syrup nigger
>>24449296
no one calls it college you fucking imbecile, an hero pls
>>24449296
no one calls it college you fucking muppet
>>24449296
>wanting to sit next to normies smelly middleeasterners dindus and more
>again not living in the Amerikeks
>Wanting a supreme education system like ours
Pick two
>>24449326
>>24449340
>not keeping up with eurofag schooling
Golly gee
>>24444541
thats such a great shirt, i wrote a book about skull crushing and i'm going to buy one
>>24449342
>europe doesnt have sand/niggers
>refugees aren't a thing
K
>DUDE FREE SCHOOL LMAO XDDD
>6 gorillion% income tax
K
>>24449402
>Being this deluded
>>24449427
>not having an argument
Some education you got achmed
>>24449493
>Implying i was using an argument
Yeah i guess t-thank you for the compliment
>>24449532
>autismfuckingrobothavesometext
>>24444541
Morning
>wake up
>spend a few hours deciding when to get out of bed
>grab breakfast
>fill a gallon jug of water
>open laptop
>open /r9k/, /pol/, and /a/
>watch anime
>eat occasionally
>play vidya
Night
>refill water jug
>shower once a week
>go to sleep
>>24449585
>implying i got autism
>being this keked
Have some chromosomes
weekday
>wake up 1pm
>slept thru half my classes
>masturbate
>decide the other ones are not worth going to
>wake up again at 3pm
>begin drinking
>browse /lit/ in bed until 4 or 5
>masturbate
>get out of bed
>take advil for the overnight headache
>shower
>make coffee
>bus to a fast food place for breakfast around 6
>get home, watch a movie in bed
>browse /r9k/ for a few hours
>masturbate
>try to go to sleep around 2
>think about my life
>think about how lonely i am
>cry
>masturbate
>fantasize about a better life
>lie in bed until 4 or 5
>browse /r9k/ until 7
>fall asleep around 730
weekend
>wake up 8am
>put the coffee on, shower
>make myself a spinach omelet for breakfast
>enjoy breakfast + coffee reading the newspaper
>head to the library to do school work
>take a lunch break at a healthy sandwich shop
>read for 1-2 hours after lunch
>back to library to do school work
>finish around 5, talk to some peers in the library if i see them
>smoke some marijuana and go for a walk
>read outside for an hour
>come home
>prepare a healthy dinner
>enjoy dinner over a beer
>get back to school work
>do laundry
>watch a movie if it's not too late
>go to sleep
>>24449618
Were done here
How the fuck do none of you people work????
under 18, or dole faggot?
tfof this thread dof
>>24449640
Why the drastic difference between weekdays and weekends?
>>24444541
>bed shotgun
Hell op. A feel I understand.
>tfw cold shotgun stock brushes against your warm thigh.
>tfw your hard dick has touched more guns/crossbows than women
>Living with my Gf and her parents
>Looking for a job
>Sleep in living room on floor.
My day goes like this.
Morning
>Wake up next to my gf.
>She lays with me because she feels bad
>Her Parents walk into living room loud as fuck to wake us up
>I'm already awake because I have bipolar and sleep is for the weak
>Feel like shit, can feel her parents judging me
>Spend the whole morning lurking 4chin
>Gf sleeps till noon cause late shift
>look at her sleeping on the floor and feel like shit
>Lurk r9k and B more and worry about life
Noon
>Gf goes to work, I hide in her room because her parents are weird
>Play WoW and drink Man Dew for 8 hours until Gf gets home
>Hate myself, I'm so fucking useless
>In random fits of rage I gank roleplayers in Goldshire
>Pass out for a few hours
>Fuck this Earth
Night
>Wake up when Gf gets home
>Promptly go back to sleep
That's my life, I'm a huge waste of space and resources, why can't I just die
>wake up
>roll a blunt
>lurk youtube and 4 chan
>go to sleep when im tired
>wake up
>same shit all over again
the past 9 years of my life just hoping one of these days I dont wake up
>wake up
>basic hygiene maintenence
>go to class get back
>dick around for an hour or two
>go to next block of classes
>think about doing homework, more likely dick around doing nothing of significance
>go to whatever work I have for that day (grading or tutoring)
>get back
>pray for death during sleep
Hopefully I remember to eat in there somewhere.
Weekdays:
>Force myself out of bed at 7:00
>Drive to school, inb4 underage I'm 18 years old in Grade 12
>Do what is required for the morning
>Go sit with some normies that I rarely see outside of school but still talk to during lunch
>Do what is required for the afternoon
>Go home
>Browse 4chan for a bit
>Muster up some energy and motivation to go to the gym
>dinner
>Muster up some more motivation to do homework
>Do some push ups before bed
>sleep
Weekends
>Wake up at 9:00
>Play some Dawn of War or CSGO
>Lunch
>browse 4chan
>Go to the gym
>Some more vidya and fap
>sleep
>>24444541
Use the shotgun to end your life. I'm disappointed that people are actually taking you seriously.
/morning/
>wake up at 6:15
>dressing up
>feed the cats
>brushing teeths
>lurke 4chan
>go to the bus stop at 6:45
/in school/
>inb4 underage
>18yo
>meet with my normie friends and with my only true friend
>hes a beta too
>thinking about my shitty life and how badly i want a gf
>at 15:10 go to the bus with my normie friend
/home/
>playing lol with my old classmates
>lurk 4chin
>go to the shower and thinking about my imaginary gf
>go to sleep around 22:30
>crying myself to sleep
>wake up like shit
>repeat
>wake up at 7am
>make breakfast while my gf showers
>eat breakfast together
>gf leaves for work
>shower
>put on makeup and get dressed
>chill for a little bit
>drive to work
>sometimes get coffee
>arrive at work a little before 9
>cut hair
>try to talk to people for better tips
>it's painful when you're a robot
>don't usually eat lunch
>if I get off at 3 sometimes I will do some shopping or something to kill a couple hours
>if I get off at 9 usually go straight home
>gf gets home around 5:15-5:30
>if I get off early I make dinner or we make it together
>if I work late she makes dinner
>or sometimes we just get takeout
>spend the evening watching tv/browsing the internet/ whatever
>go to bed around 11pm - 1 am
>>24444541
Assuming a weekend
Morning:
>Wake up at 8
>Listen to some music and browse /r9k/ /k/ or /fit/ to help wake me up
>Make breakfast
>Eat while watching a tv show on a putlocker
>Run, either 5km on dirt or 5 miles on concrete, the snow made the dirt muddy so it has been concrete recently.
>Return home, practice guitar for about an hour
>Shoot an airgun, some weekends I go into the mountains to shoot an AR but I can shoot pellets in my yard
>Eat some lunch
Mid day:
>After lunch, wait a bit and then eat some quick carbs before lifting
>Lift for about 2 hours, alternate smolov squat bench OHP and a deadlift and oly program
>Read in bed for a little, or browse 4chan
Evening:
>Make and eat dinner
>Play vidya or guitar for a while
>go for a night run, same distance as morning run
>read till I fall asleep
>>24444541
"Did I mention im a girl? Im so ADD LOL!!!"
>>24444545
"and I need attention"
>>24444620
>>24444634
>>24444651
NEET lyfe
>>24444776
>>24444802
Sad lives m80s. Hope it gets better
>>24444853
"Did I mention im a girl?"
>>24444970
Whats with all the girls here? Whats with all the mental illness?
>>24445096
Eggman?
>>24445722
>>24445908
Continue lads
Fuck it I cant respond to any more
>wake up at 7
>go out for work without even having breakfast
>spend 3.5 hour on the road
>work for 12 hours
>come back after 2.5 hours of commuting
>browse net for an hour
>sleep
Someone just fucking kill me.
>wake up at 3
>shit shower shave
>procrastinate washing hair because it becomes hard to manage for three days
>end up skipping it
>get on laptop
>realize it's already 10pm and I haven't eaten yet
>McDonalds because only sit in place
>laptop til 6 am
>shit shower shave
Work days same shit basically.
