>you will never have a big dick
feels bad bros
>5.5 long
>but wait it gets better
>4.2 girth
Just let me off the ride please.
>>24444229
>dat phimosis
>jel phimosis
>retards.jpg
My dick is so average, maybe just girthy enough and touches the cervix if I reach. My gf acts like its huge, that's all that matters. I kind of expect her to tell me my dick is small if I ever left her.
>tfw you have a big dick but it will never be massive
>>24444274
I actually closed my eyes and thought "oh jesus"
God speed, anon
Start jelqing then, famoroni.
>>24444357
how big is it?
>>24444535
Do people actually believe this or is it just one huge perpetual meme?
Does the bathmate actually work? All the things i see when i look it up seem sponsored or have little info, but porn stars allegedly use it
I am only really afraid it will fuck up my dick, or somehow make it less hard as that is what other Penis enlargment things are alleged to do
My dick is a little above average at about 6 and a bit length and 5 and a half girt, but having a massive dick would be pretty cool
>>24444590
Its really difficult to deal with small penises I guess.
But yes, biologically its not possible to enlarge your girth or size other than with surgery.
>>24444229
Normie with a big dick here. Not as big as the pic but close. It's nice, kin.
>>24444229
What's the point of having big wee wee if you can't use it?
>>24444712
Having a big wee wew gives you more confidence to use it, pham.
>>24444229
>says you
femanon here. ive fucked about two or three guys with a dick around that size, they said they were about 9 inches. I don't know about the girth but it felt like a damn soda can.
great for novelty, not all that good practically. The sex was probably the best I'd ever had but we couldn't do it often due to him leaving me sore. I ended up dumping him for a guy with a longer but slightly less thick dick, it's pretty much perfect.
So we know women like bigger dicks cuz it feels better for them.
But question is, do bigger dicks feel better than smaller ones for the wielder? I think essentially yes, since the quality of your penis pleasure is a directly related of the length of how much you can stroke up and down your shaft. So the bigger dick you have, the more sensation you get yanking on your knob since there's more of it to grab in the first place.
So basically, dicklets basically are screwed in multiple ways: women don't want sex with small dicked boys, and they don't even get as much pleasure from rubbing their knobs relative to their big dicked counterparts!
I hope this has been as enlightening for you as it has for me.
>>24444792
You must have had a lot of dick in you to be able to find three genuine 9 inchers
>>24444822
It would feel better if you have a big dick because every girl you fuck will be very tight, not because of what you said
>>24444229
Mines pretty average but thick.
To be honest I kinda wish I had a small dick so I could fuck little girls easily without hurting them badly.
yeah most guys just have average penises. mine is average, nice girth. girls like it but it's nothing that wows anyone.
>>24444958
>yeah most guys just have average penises
>yeah most guys just have average penises
>yeah most guys just have average penises
>yeah most guys just have average penises
>yeah most guys just have average penises
>>24444958
Most common is the mode penis size. Average =/= mode. Most common is around 6". Average is around 5.25.
>>24444993
That would mean that there's a whole bunch of 4 inchers bringing the average down
>>24444854
think about this:
a girl has sex with a guy with a big dick, she tells her friend. the guy fucks her friend, gains more confidence, and has more sex than somebody with a smaller dick would. the top 30% of males have 60% of the sex, while the lower 70% competes for the lower 40% of women.
big dick gets around more, and is more common to encounter than a small dick in the modern sex world. 5 inches and 6 inches is kind of laughable unless it's thick, while 7 inches and up are enthusiastically accepted, and thus get around more often.
>>24445008
Check out the population of China and India, then look up their average dick size
>>24445008
Yea, the asian and hispanic population. The mode and average for white males are higher than you might think.
>8 inches if I take a chemical stimulant
>normally 7.5" inches
>have to fap frequently to stop from getting random erections in public
>>24445024
Is this just how people try and defend the fact they stupidly believed every guy they fucked was 9 inches long?
I swear every woman has slept with someone who was 9"+ which is utterly absurd to even begin to rationalize with the whole X% fuck Y%.
Guys lie about their dicks sizes.
Women believe them.
>>24445110
sounds pretty cvck to me tbqhfam
>>24445110
Women also have horrible spatial awareness. I'm not saying I'm a Chad, but the girls I have fucked have said I was "big" and "like 7 inches". I'm only 5.5 inches. I have good girth, but I haven't measured.
>>24445257
I have a hard time believing this story m8. 5.5 inches pushing the ruler in? or no?
Still, the girls might just be inflating your ego
>>24445282
I thought all measurements were bone pressed?
>>24445317
m8........you're like 5 inches non-bone pressed and you're telling me girls thought you were big?
They must have been only referring to girth
>tfw 6.7x5 dick
It's 2015 lads, who gives a fuck about dick size.
>>24445282
she could have a small pussy
>tfw 4x4
Someone PLEASE kill me. If anyone has explosives and is in upstate new york, please blow me up
>>24445054
what the fuck you have wet dreams in class
>>24444972
Most guys do have average dicks. A lot of guys lie too. Insecurity is a big issue I guess.
>>24444993
Average erect penis length is 5 - 6".
>>24445008
Not really.
>>24445368
better lean how to eat the pussy
>>24445427
>Most guys do have average dicks. A lot of guys lie too. Insecurity is a big issue I guess.
Yeah dude, I was making fun of you. The very definition of average, assuming approx. bell curve distribution, is that most men would be close to it
I have a nice dick.
>circumcised
kill me now f.am
no point in going on
>>24445574
you'll learn to live. just remember not to make the same mistakes your parents made
>tfw probably below average size
>fully functional
>works splendidly for fapping and pissing
>never going to have sex anyway
>not worrying about insecurities
>even if sex would be on the table, it'd say more about the hypothetical gf if my penis size is insufficient than it says about my size
>mfw
>>24445616
well no need to worry about that - I will never have children because 1. fuck kids and 2. I can't experience intimacy as a result of the mutilation
Dick size is often spoken of, but pussy size less so. The fact is it's all relative.
>Have 6.5 inch dick with 4.75 inch girth
>Fuck girl 1, incredibly tight, difficult to get it in, when she is wet enough and horny she feels completely filled and loves it
>Fuck girl 2, noticeably looser, produces vast quantities of wetness, dick fits in without any problems, she enjoys it but as we get more intimate and talk about fantasies and past experiences it is clear she has slight size queen tendencies
Girl 1 was a FWB, girl 2 is the love of my life
>Fuck my life
What's the point, it's not like I'm going to use it anyway.
>>24444876
>r9k in one post
>Being less than 7x6
you really may as well just kill yourself
>>24445971
Well that image is rather exceptional b8 isn't it now hmmmm yes
does anyone here /jelq/
>>24445994
spotted the dicklet
I bet you need to eat a girl out to even get her close to orgasming
seriously, suicide booths when
>>24444655
Keep on believing that.
>>24445971
This pic is bullshit most women aren't fans of getting their cervix punched.
>>24445971
I like the black cock edit moar t.b.h fampai
>>24445664
same desu 5 inch pencildick
fits my hand perfectly and that's all that matters senpai
>>24446057
There is no "string" you can stretch to increase your size. Google the anatomy of the penis and you might learn that you cannot.
>>24445257
Mostly cause girls are smaller than guys.
Like, your dick in your hand may look small, but your dick in a girls tiny hands makes it look big.
Sorry god said no take backsies. Dicks mine bro, cool story though
well at least you can make it longer if you really try:
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25809129
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18990153
would rather be thicker though.
>>24446420
My hands are even smaller than my sister's though, and she's not a fatty or anything.
Even at full mast my palm is only slightly smaller than my dick.
>>24444229
dont need one family, i got a cute feminine penis in the works for when i take my whoremoans
>>24445332
>6.7
you clearly do if youre pointing out the fucking .7 jesus no one is gonna care about .7 inches of penis
>>24444274
>5.5 long
>6 girth
Girth is more important than length, r-right guys?
>>24446070
>women aren't fans of getting their cervix punched
When it the right position and pushing hard enough, I felt something hard against the tip of my dick. This made the girl I was fugging orgasm in seconds. I'm only 5.5" but she was Asian.
I guess I'll just have to make sure any other women I'm with are Asian too.
>5.9-6.1 inch cock
>5.2 inch circumference
>can wrap my two hands around it and only the head would stay out
>forever a boiclitty
>>24445327
tiny girl + short/skinny guy = illusion
>>24444792
>ive fucked about two or three guys with a dick around that size
rather doubtful considering that's literally a shop
>6.5" long
>6.2" girth
Am I big enough? I still get insecure about this
>>24447987
yeah sure, its the girth that stretches that little hole of theirs
you could have a 10 inch cock but if its only 4 inches around it aint gonna stretch em out
thats what makes it feel tighter, being thick
im 6inch girth masterrace too, not too thick but enough to see them wince when i put it in (tip: real girls arent doing porn and taking 10 inch cocks day in day out, most people get nowhere near as much sex as they'd like when they're single and yes, that includes girls)
>>24448193
>This made the girl I was fugging orgasm in seconds
She was probably just screaming in pain. It's impossibly to tell with Asians.
>>24444229
>tfw 25 virgin
It's my own fault, I'm above average looking 5+ girls wanted to fuck with me but I rejected them all because I have an average penis, well looking at your measurements let's say I'm even a little bit under average.
Shame is too strong, having a big dick makes you a man, If you don't have one don't bother, you'll never give pleasure to a girl, well enough pleasure so she is sure she wants to staay with you.
>>24444229
NO
NO IT FUCKING SHOULDN'T
You have a small dick? Well thank your fucking stars. Why? Because then you can rationalise your constant loneliness and social ineptitude around girls as being the result of some scapegoat trait you can't actually control.
What if you've got a big dick? You've got to fucking accept the fact that the reason it never gets touched is because you're a socially retarded autist who can't interact with anyone off the internet. Be thankful you have such an easy mental escape route.
>>24444229
>>24444274
Why do you care? You're never going to use it anyway.
>>24444792
size queen fuck off
>>24444370
this to be straightforward. there is no worse feel.
if you have more then 4x3, be happy
who got the get?
>>244444444
>tfw no big flaccid and hard cock
y live
>>24449041
>tfw barely 10 cm erect
>>24449041
>he's bigger flaccid than you are hard
>>24449041
M-M-Moar
>>24449041
can he even fuck a woman without killing her ?
>>24449041
pretty blatant shop dude
the only way those measurements make sense is if the pubic pad immediately above his dick is 6" wide
>>24444274
'7 but only 4.1 long
>>24449041
>dick curves upward
>not even 5cm completely flaccid
>will never know how big I am erect
>>24444274
7 inches long but only 4.1 girth
:(
>>24448865
>boo hoo, you should be happy to be average or under average
are you serious? all you have to do is post your gargantuan dick on a site like craigslist and you'll have whores all over you
do you think my 5 inch pencil dick will get size queens dripping?
kill yourself
>>24444625
I have a Hydromax. It acts up sometimes (something with the gasket), but it's usually easy to use. I might be like .25" larger after using it on and off for almost six months. I consider that huge gains. I think the best improvement came from being fully erect when using it. There's this disgusting fluid build-up after using it, if I massage it or wait a day it goes away, but for the rest of the day it doesn't feel right.
I assume it's better the bigger you are, just based on pressure/area. I was a little under 5" before using it. Any initial differences would be because your body is getting used to the pump being pressed down against stuff (I'm overweight, though not obese). Supposedly if you're using it and you're a decent size you get burst capillaries and that's normal and goes away after not using it. I've only had that happen once or twice. You have to use it in the shower, so if you only shower once a week it's probably not going to be helpful. I shower every other day, and haven't used it every time since I got it. Appearance wise it might help with girth more than length, but if I can get to 6" and thicker than average (I started around 4.7" around, haven't measured recently), I'll be ok with that. I fantasize about having 7, 8, more inches. I know it's a complex but being below average across the board just gets to you.
>>24444370
>mfw I have an 8x6 inch dick
>mfw I'll never know what having a 9+ inch dick feels like
>>24446120
Supposedly trannies have larger than average dicks because wrapping your dick for years stretches out the tendon that attaches your dick to your pelvic bone or whatever. Obviously trannies are hormonally fucked to begin with, but tendons being overstretched is pretty common for athletes and shit.
>>24449383
>wrapping your dick
What exactly do you mean by this?Sorry I'm retarded
>>24449337
7" dicklets will never know our struggle.
>>24449398
Using tight undergarments or something to keep their penis pressed down against their body so it looks like they have a pussy. I think tucking is the "proper" term
>>24449398
Sticking your dick to your abdomen with some duct tape? Idk.
>>24447987
Bitches love the beer can bud
>>24449448
>tucking
Oh yeah, ok. That makes much more sense. I was thinking that they wrap it partially around their hips or some shit.
>7.5-8" cock
>bf has like 5" cock
>want to bottom but he is intimidated by it
I wonder how large pic related would be like if you scaled it to a 6' tall human.
>>24446047
>I bet you need to eat a girl out to even get her close to orgasming
I have found the virgin
>>24444590
It's ONE anon who keeps posting it.
>>24449250
If by "whores" you mean "fags", then yes, I agree. But I'm not into guys. Its a pretty good thing to have for omegle tho. I always feel shitty afterwards tho
>>24444229
Above average with just a bit here, I'm a fag so I don't really use it anyways.
>>24449604
It made my dick about .75 in longer
>>24449579
I'm so sorry for you
making a girl orgasm 3+ times from penetration is probably the best feel I've had in my life
>>24449634
Bullshit, it's proven to not work anon. Stop deluding yourself.
>>24445574
>tfw circumcision scar
>tfw two-tone malone
fuck my parents and the kike doctors that did this to me
What is expected of women when it comes to sex?
I've noticed as a man you're expected to have a huge dick, be dominant and forceful, but not too roughly. You need to be permanently confident and make no mistakes. You also need to have a shit ton of foreplay and last forever.
>tfw robots think their average peens make them undesirable
>tfw average cocks from 4.5-6.5" are perfect, and so suckable
>tfw 9-inch meaty Chad cock
>tfw will never get to use it
>>24449902c-can I see it at least, anon?
>>24449826
Most robots want to fuck women hard and impregnate them, not be gay bottoms who occasionally get their dick sucked.
>>24449902
>tfw black with a 6 inch dick
>white and black girls always expect ab anaconda
>the dissapointment on their faces
>>24449227
http://hugeschlongworld.tumblr.com/post/111379500990
looks pretty hot 2bh, m8. i want to suck it
>>24449935
sounds pretty gay, what faggots
Also
>You will never be uncut
>>24449194
https://web.archive.org/web/20150219134041/http://irvine2004fr.tumblr.com/archive
>>24449956
looks like it's much smaller on video than it is in the photos. curious.
>>24449902
Real good for picking up faggots online though.
>>24449311
Are gains permanent?
mootbloxkchndkf222222222
>>24444229
Big, uncut, shaved dicks get me so horny
I just want to choke on one and drown in semen
Even if you're not gay, you have to admit that that looks amazing
>>24450556
meh, I'd honestly be much more interested in that cock if it was 6" long, It's nice that it's uncut, but average cocks are so much fun to suck.
>>24449941
>tfw 6 inch Asian dick
>girls expect baby carrot
>the excitement on their faces
>>24450641
>6 inch
>big
That's average, nobody is going to faint over your average dick
>>24449647
So, what, I just made up the gains in my head?
>>24450685
My girth is BBC tier but the length is just too short.
>>24450685
They do, most girls expect way smaller and always say, "you're so much bigger than I expected."
Blame stereotypes
>>24450238
As far as I can tell, yes. I didn't notice much difference but after a week of not using I was the 5.25". I'll definitely admit it may not be healthy, in that the pumping day it looks weird when flaccid, feels off, and a few times I've felt like I was peeing myself when I wasn't. The next day everything is back to normal, and I've had no issues masturbating what so ever (as long as it's been like six hours since I pumped). I have masturbated right after pumping a few times, and one day the pumping went really well and it was very swollen so I just kinda walked around my apartment hanging out and half jerking.
When I'm using it, according to the measure on the pump, I can regularly pump to 6" now, 6.5" at the most extreme (extremely aroused during the shower). When I started it was more like 5.5". I mentioned your fat pad does get used to being pressed in, but during pumping, seeing the number go above 6" when I was struggling to get that a month after the beginning is great. I do have to REALLY press down the pump though. Probably related to being small.
I am a little worried if I can more size, that if it's uneven it'll look weird. I have less erectile tissue towards the tip, so it's thickest at the bottom. I try to do a little bit of jelqing to push the blood/fluid into the tip, it is probably not doing anything.
>>24450767
Has it affected your flaccid length too? Do you feel pain when pumping?
I'd be too scared to do it t b h.
>>24444229
>that penis
>big
LOL
pic related, a true monster cock
>>24450961
Looks over 12 inchs that dick is literally too big.
>>24450961
>needs more girth
>>24444229
You can't have a dick too small to fuck, but it can be too big. ;)
>>24450909
The only pain I feel is around the seal. My dick is lower towards my balls which is a little normal I guess, and I presses down pretty hard when you have the most extreme pump. I haven't had any problems with my balls, but my penis definitely feels "off" immediately after pumping.
Flaccid length, probably not. I've said it a bunch of times, I've only gained maybe around 1/4". It's not a lot. If I can keep doing it, I'll probably pump until I reach 7", my dick breaks, or I get a coke-can dick (I started almost thicker than longer, circumference wise).
Psychologically, I'd definitely recommend it. I'm a bit of a monster when it comes to trying to improve myself, so when I've taken smart drugs, tried all sorts of exercise routines, worked on my interpersonal skills (which I would recommend to anyone via transactional analysis), and whatever else I can do, having SOME feeling that I'm increasing my penis length took away a lot of the anxiety of being below average. I still feel like shit when I jerk it to big cock porn all the time (2d and 3d), but at least it's like "oh in two years I could be over six inches", and that's with really reserved gains. I think most guys who do jelqing and stuff see 1/2 to 3/4 inches gain in the first year, or more.
The only issue is the cost. The thing cost like $120 bucks or some shit, which is not cheap. You can probably get cheaper things, but this pump doesn't need a hand-control and pressure gauge (which can cause damage), and some people who've used the normal pumps say that having the water on the skin is a lot better than dry air.
>>24451179
I feel tempted to get one now, but I think I'll try jelqing first. I'm 5" BPEL and girth is 5.25" around the fattest part in the middle of the shaft
>worked on my interpersonal skills (which I would recommend to anyone via transactional analysis)
Any book recommendations?
> taken smart drugs
Nootropics? Did they work?
>>24451397
I read the "original" TA book, The Games People Play. I'm a fan of SICP too, I watched the videos but didn't do any programming. It's very philosophical.
>nootropics
I have had no benefit. I don't respond to pretty much every medication I've been on, too. My brains kinda fucked up.
Jelking doesn't work, you'll ruin your dicks with scar tissue.
Wait a decade or something untill we invent mechadicks and get an enchancement when they're done.
>tfw no robot cocks posted itt
>>24449559
Elbow lenght. Fisting without fist.
8 inch dick, 6 inch girth, probably will never use it
>>24452576
holy shit anon, that cock is perfect,if I was a girl I would be on my knees servicing it daily
>>24452576
>6" girth
Lol no
>>24448718
Considering only a few porn stars have 7" girth or more, I think you will manage.
Please post your cocks anon.
I'm so dick hungry.
>>24452576
Looks pretty pathetic anon, you shouldn't lie about your size on the Internet.
>>24449041
Look at the shadow. Clearly not touching the paper.
>>24449243
I know your pain lad. It will all be over soon.
>>24452576
>>24453032
Knew that immediately too..
My girth is 17cm, anon's pictured girth looks to be that of 13cm.
>>24453177
Tbh I'm pretty thick myself, this dude is MAYBE touching 7" length too
Legitimate 8" here
>>24453234
he's way bigger than 7", I'm 7" and he looks at least 2-3" bigger than me. He's huge.
>>24453234
his length is probably 19cm BPEL.
Good job with the 8". Maybe another 8months I will be at or around 8"/21cm
>tfw /fit/
>tfw manlet
>tfw 5 inch cock
Life is truly suffering
Me too senpai... Modern science has split atoms, made telescopes that can see into the depths of the infinite black, etc. But no one has figured out the cure to male pattern baldness and natural penis growth...
Fuck this earth and everything in it.
>>24445445
eating pussy is a meme
>>24450961
who is this young adult
>>24453313
You're not measuring correctly fa.m
>>24453348
Yeah if you're jelqing, don't bruise your dick, it's pretty easy
>>24453437
Not my picture, but I am, I'm 6.8-7" measuring with bonepressed, which is the standard and correct way to measure.
>>24453437
Thanks for the concern, I take it easy and slowly with the jelqs, haven't damaged anything so far. Just like /lifting/ I'm in this for the long run not a quick fix.
>>24453510
Across the top, not down the side?
I'm 8" across the top, this guy is scraping 7" at best
>>24453512
>that mindset
You're gonna make it
>>24453512
What's your jelqing routine? What BPEL you start at?
>tfw 4.5 long
I try not to think about it. I try to just get on with my day and not let it define me. Until that voice in the back of my head reminds me and then I just hate myself. Wish I was never born.
>>24453806
i know that feel.
Do you happen to be short? just curious, I'm 5'8 myself.
My dong is 5" to 5.5" long, also cut.
dunno how thick.
British small weiner genes.
just fuck my shit up senpaifuck the robot
D-does the dick stop growing by 18 or
19 year old 4.5 reporting in
>>24454181
phimosis?
rgsdgsdg
>>24454261
probably, can't pull skin back unless im fully flaccid. just kill me already
>>24453547
Yes, of course from the top, how else do you press it against the pelvic bone really? And you're very wrong, pretty sure you're just getting thrown off because he's pretty thin but that's definitely no smaller than 8"
>>24454423
c-can I see it, anon?I bet it's really cute...
>tfw small pencil dick
>tfw 1.78 tall
>tfw ugly as shit
>tfw balding
Worst thing is all my family are fucking great looking and has great genetics, hell my sister is a 9/10, uncle is Chaddiest of Chads, cousins too. I seriously think I'm adopted.
>>24454643
I'm sorry, but I just had a hearty laugh at that dick
Havent fapped in over a week and have been using the thigh master.
erection quality shot up and now instead of 7x5 all around Im 8.25x(5.25,5.5,6.125). based cone shape.
>>24453805
Heading to bed.
10minute hot towel
7mins of stretches(clock stretches, and standard tug stretches.)
2mins of helicopter shakes(1min clockwise 1min anti) {broken into 30s each set}
10mins wettjelqs
5min wettvjelq
5mins wettjelq
5min wettvjelq
7min hot towel.
3days on 2 days off 3days on 2 days off etc.. for 4months then I take a month off and restart again
>>24454708
>thigh master
Please tell
>>24453805
>>24454757
Forgot stats
Before (2013):
BPEL: 14cm
BEG: 15cm
Current:
BPEL: 19cm(almost 20cm)
BEG: 17cm
>>24454675
I know you did, expected nothing else.
>>24454828
Progress pics?
>>24454775
I do three sets of 100 with feet together, shoulder width and sliding. Its like doing kegels except too kegels can form imbalance between your muslces if you dont do both types. And most people dont even know theres a second type. The burn is painful but I feel nothing when thinking about the penis gains.
>>24454643
You probably have hypogonadism, go see a doctor.
>>24454878
Don't think so, I just have a small dick that's it.
>>24454873
I was never one for progress pics even for lifting(gained 22kg over 5years) so I don't have any to show.
Just visit the pe forums lurk like I did/still do. Go slow, research thoroughly to avoid damage, also listen to your body when its had enough. It won't be overnight success even some months I only gained a few mm, took a break and went back to gain a cm. This is a discipline. GL if you want to embark on the journey.
>>24455033
Combine your jelq routine with sizegenetics and bathmate.
>>24444229
Pic unrelated I hope?
Wait, is that big?
I'm way bigger than that, I always thought I was small.
>>24444274
dude calm down that's only slightly below average
contrary to what you think, as long your dick is not super tiny, malformed, diseased, or jamal donkey dick, most girls will not care
the female mindset is like "which way do I touch it to make him feel good", "am I doing it right', "this means he like me right?", "I hope he doesn't think I'm a slut". the size of it, unless it's super big or tiny, will not really be on her mind
and, as we all know, women have no spatial awareness, if you tell her it's 6 inches she'll believe you
and, vaginas are not THAT big. and, you don't want some shallow bitch as a gf anyway. if you've got down to getting naked she wont care
although, big dicks do look good, but I think it's males who like them the most. for a female yeah, but the actual logistics of sex suck. you can't go balls deep, it hurts her, she can't even get her mouth around it, you can't get close during sex because your hips have to be away from her or you'll stab her cervix which hurts, you have to gentle, and last but not last it's actually quite hard to get a full erection and maintain it
the op pic is shopped as well
personally, I want an above average dick who doesn't. but if given the opportunity I would actually lose 1/2-1inch from my dick, because it would make sex better with my gf
I'm 7.75inches long and 5.5 around, and my girlfiend is small. which is actually quite big, well outside the norm. the novelty of having one like this certainly wears off
I mean what are the benefits? my gf said "wow it's so big", which I liked. and I can use two hands to jack off. I mean that's basically it. I'm not a slut into size queens and casual sex anyway so really there are not many benefits. I have to do tonnes of fucking foreplay there is no such thing as spontaneous sex with my gf because I'll hurt her, and blowjobs aren't even worth it because she can't open her mouth wide enough to not fucking bite me, just be happy with what you have
>tfw big dick
thank you God
>>24455484
>the female mindset is like "which way do I touch it to make him feel good", "am I doing it right', "this means he like me right?", "I hope he doesn't think I'm a slut". the size of it, unless it's super big or tiny, will not really be on her mind
>people actually believe this
AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
>>24455484
>size doesnt matter
walk around with a bulge and see how many women stare at it.
>>24444792
ok you're troll but seriously you're an idiot. it's a shop for one, and number two the odds of finding even one guy with a nine inch dick is literally 1 in a million let alone 3 guys
>dump him for a longer dick
lol such bullshit
>>24455484
^this guy know what he's talking about.
It's true, hopefully you guys will be able to experience sex oneday and it will dawn on you that. All this time spent worrying about the size of your dick was for not.
>>24455484
>size doesn't matter
>I'm 7.75inches long and 5.5 around
People like you are literally walking memes, you are like one of those 6'4" guys saying height doesn't matter.
Having a small dick in the modern world as a white male is proof of God hating you.
Penis size is stupidly important and you can be a 6'3" rich perfect Chad but you'll still be known as the guy with the small penis to her and her friends. Its fucking stupid, such a large part of your quality of life is dependent on the dice roll of a flimsy tube of skin hanging off the bottom of your torso.
At least if you're Asian you can go to your home country and find women that are used to small dicks or have an arranged marriage through your family. Whites don't have that, at least not anymore thanks to "progressiveness" which is essentially a fancy word for "make low status males lives into a hell."
Sometimes I have a hard time even masturbating because I feel sick just looking at or feeling my 5" penis. It looks even smaller because I have thick legs and it got so bad that I eventually started putting a towel over it to fap so I can put it out of my mind. And then you get on /r9k/ and you get fags with thundercocks saying how they like your small dick which essentially their way of saying "I see you as a non masculine male" which is yet another kick in the gut.
I'm going to go fucking nuts and start knocking guys out on the street to check their pants and slice off their penis or at least make it unusable if its over 6".
>>24455899
This
>browsing /soc/ for short hair girl threads
>see an average dick thread
>everyone whining about their 6"+ dicks
I want to fucking murder this fucking shits.
>>24456033
>browsing /soc/
>ever
>>24456059
S-sorry I just like short haired girls, those threads are my only source for them.
>>24445424
i dont go to school, but stuff like on the metro and at work, ill frequently get boners all the time because I'm so horny
unfortunately im not chad and my huge erection doesn't turn people on, but this one woman gave me a double thumbs-up once
>>24455899
>>24456033
Women will never even try to understand these feels.
>>24455825
>>size doesn't matter
I didn't say that though.
>>24456033
My dick is 6.5 inchs long and its far from a big dick which is 8 inchs at the minimum so girls still consider us small . No Im not joking girls think my dick is nothing special and that seriously pisses me the fuck off.
>>24449812
>What is expected of women
I'm not going to shitpost and claim that women do nothing in sex. They have to make a bunch of noise, maybe even all the noise while you're awkwardly silent. They have to be able to take all manner of juices into their mouth including their own. They have to accept they'll cum maybe 1/10 times and to act satisfied after anyway. Sucking balls is probably like putting roastie flaps in your mouth. They have to walk a tightrope of being experienced while pretending the current sex is new and unique.
I would say it's all much more mentally demanding than physically as for men.
>>24449941
>Mfw mulatto with Tyrone dick
It's like all the black genes went straight to my dick, otherwise I'm pretty white.
>>24455899
I want to pump your boipussy mercilessly, until my Italian cream oozes out of your succulent brown eye and drips down on to your cute little boi clitty. I'll be nice enough to let you use my genetically superior semen as lubricant to jerk yourself off.
>>24454643
what's that, 3 inches?
>>24444229
>have 4 inch penis
>on top of that, being ugly and poor
There you go, there's no reason keep going with this shitty life
>>244565585.3" fat covers most of it ;_;
>>24456280
>tfw millions of men announce to the world they enjoy small breasts
>tfw no girl has ever been turned down for sex because her breasts were too small
>tfw women aren't nearly so kind
>>24456596
We take to arms, brother
>>24456601
meh, normal. mine's 5 and thinner than yours
>>24456601
That's not five inches family, sorry. I'll give you 3.75" maybe
my bf is around 6 inch and average (i guess) girth, I only had sex with him and it feels amazing already, but then again I'm tiny and pretty tight down there, so bigger may be unconfortable
>>24456636
>thinner than yours
Mine is pretty thin too.
>>24456652
Don't know, maybe I measured wrong. Measuring tape says 13.5 cm.
>>24456673
>tfw so many stories over girls being "small" or "tight" on the internet
>tfw they always talk about how her thundercocked bf had to slowly stretch her out over time
>now she takes donkey dicks on the regular
Whats even the fucking point?
Its like how 5'2 shrimp girls all end up dating 6'4" Chads
I swear to god I just want this entire planet to be obliterated
>>24444274
I was that big when I was 12
Kek
idk where i rank
>Girl and her bf are over at our house for a while before my house mate heads off with them
>They mention some of their friends went out last night
>Ask if that's why one of the girls was texting me
>Girl's bf pipes up: "Oh yeah, I've met anonette before, the first thing she said about you was how you gave her 'The Fear'."
>What the fuck is 'The Fear'
>"She said your dick is so big it put the fear of God into her"
>Haha, y-you too
>Mfw she taps out before I do most of the time
>Mfw she told me and loads of my friends I'm the best fuck she's ever had
>Mfw I'm 5/10 at best and my dick is my only good feature
>>24457293
your dick only looks big because you're uncut and a 5'1 turbo manlet
>>24457293
>ayy lmao dick
absolutely disgusting. get that shit cut fag
Any time you think youre small/inferior have a look at this and be happy with what youve got
>>24457349
but im like 6'0
>4 inch penis
Kill me now. Not only is it a death sentence for any potential relationshit, but it's also socially acceptable to ruthlessly mock small dicks in public. In fact, it's basically expected.
People might mock manlets sometimes, but at least there are plenty of women shorter than any of them who aren't literal midgets. And people generally acknowledge that they're short because it's beyond their control, so it's okay, unless they act like an asshole (then they get the "haha little man syndrome treatment)
But small dicks? It's actually an insult. Nobody says "wow you are being an asshole, you must be short LOL" or "I bet he drives that car because he's short." But if you do anything that upsets anyone, it's all about the small dick.
FFFFFF-
>>24457572
Small dicks are like virginity in that you're required to laugh and insult them lest people get the impression that you are one.
>>24457572
Seriously, thinking about how success and happiness in life is due to a cosmic dice roll depresses the hell out of me. I can do everything to make myself better but I'll never change my manlet and dicklet status. Hell, like you said even as a manlet you can find a bit of happiness, having a small dick means you are going to die unloved alone.
>>24455484
>tfw dick is both malformed and super tiny
I'd post a frog image but instead I think I'll just commit sudoku
real womyns dont actually perfer kidney punchers unless theyre size queens
>>24457635
Why couldn't we have evolve from some species other than fucking sex addict monkeys?
If we were intelligent sponges this would be solved.
(Or not: "lol check out the porelet over there, I bet he can barely even filter")
>>24457904
They might not all want a 10 incher but the fact they all want a 6"+ one (even asians) is well documented
>>24457948
Other mammals have it so much better
You fight to fuck or if you can't pull off a fight you just rape them when their alpha isn't looking
At least you get a chance
In the human world everything is based on your dice roll at birth and you have very little control of anything
>>24457512
>>24457293
>Caring about what other people think of your dick.
Your dick is fine. Nice girth / length ratio.
And you're uncut, so that's a plus.
>>24456325
I'm in the same boat.
I'm not even 6" long, but with 6.5" girth and they still think I'm below average until I try to get balls deep and they freak out from the stretching.
Women and Men are shit at judging these things.
>>24457948
Our dicks are small because primates have very small dicks for some reason, gorilla dicks are even smaller than asians its I dont even. On the otherhand most mammals and even reptiles have big members.
If I wasn't a fat piece of shit my cock would be pretty awesome.
>tfw about 300lbs
>dick is still about 6 both ways
They say when you lose weight you gain a little dick size right?
I guess it doesnt look that big to me because I'm 6'3 tall too.
>>24448651
You have small hands.
>>24458082
Fuck off
You won a genetic lottery but because you're a lazy fat shit you think you can to complain with us?
Kill yourself fat fuck
>>24458061
Fuck primates. Why didn't they select for big dicks 400,000+ years ago so I wouldn't have to now? Bastards
>>24457987
>tfw it's literally one dice roll out of like 50 stats that actually matters
Could be 6'4, rich, aesthetic, jacked, white male and if you have a 3 inch dick you will literally NEVER get laid. 4 inch and you might get laid regardless but they'll laugh about it and destroy you socially afterwards.
>>24458188
I'm a poor, useless, disgusting sperg with terrible self-esteem and ive suffered from depression since i was a child.
I still live at home with my parents and I share a room with a literally autistic adult younger brother.
There. Does that make you feel any better?
Just because I have a slightly better cock than average doesn't mean I'm not a robot.
I have no friends, a degree I can't do shit with, in a job that slowly wants to make me kill myself, and am also a kissless virgin.
I haven't ever won shit. Every time I try I face wall after wall. Setback after setback. And I just feel like giving up. And I hate myself for it. For being such a spineless coward.
So the only thing I can say I like about myself is my dick really. And if I didn't enjoy having the odd wank occasionally I probably would have killed myself by now.
Just have satisfaction that you're probably better than me in some way anon. Probably even in many other ways
>>24455899
>thick legs
>perfect-sized penis
Are you slim?
Do you run?
Please post. Please.
>>24457423
looks like mine when flaccid
>>24456426
.>Mfw mulatto with Tyrone dick
>mfw albino
>a mosquito
>mfw libido
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk >tfw dick not vein train
>>24459216
ah shit wrong one
>>24459265
any dick can be veiny as fuck if you hold your thumb over the top vein like that dude is
>>24444792
SWINNGgggg LOOowowwwwww
>8.5x6"
Doesn't even matter because it's mutilated and I can't feel anything.
>>24450961
He's rubbing the head. Makes it look like 3 inches longer than he actually is.
>>24459176
such is life with a big dick
I envy you so much
tfw 4.5x4.5
why bother
>>24460312
I'm right around your size amigo. Sometimes i think this is punishment for something i did in a past life
>5 inches long with 4 inches of girth
honestly feel like some of us simply weren't born to be normies.
>>24455899
>>24456033
>>24460312
>>24461407
I don't think no one can really cope with the pain of having a sub par dick in the western world.
This pain is like no other, when you KNOW for a fact that your dick is small but there is absolutely not a damn thing you can do about it.
It's true suffering. I've literally been told that my dick is small by two girls, one of my evil bitch girlfriends even went around telling people my dick is small.proof that women are evil. Meanwhile two of my best friends are very open about their sub 7' cocks. I really don't want to be friends with them anymore.
Penis envy is real. I'm literally going to give up dating and just focus on jelqing, pumping, and any other PE tools I can get my hands on.
I won't stop until I have a bigger penis or I completely break my penis
5 inches long
4 inches girth.
>>24444229
Looks pretty average to me.
>>24461847
>has had a girlfriend
>complaining
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
>was 7x5 at 18
>just wanted to be 8x6
>4 years later, have gradually grown to 8x6
>no matter what now I wish I was 9x6.5
>tfw if I were I'd just wish I was 10x7 and so on
The ride never ends, friends
>15 cm
>uncut
>I fucked 3 girls in my life and they loved it.
Don't fall in the 7 inches long meme.
Im 19.
7 long and 5.5 girth.
Is this enough? Will it grow more?
I must know
>>24462166
Yes, it is
No, it's not likely to but you never know
>>24444229
it seems like SOMETHING has gone missing ;)
>>24462102
post pic, I want to see what it would look like
>>24457708
There's a frog image for that
![01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gXodg4u.jpg "01[1].jpg")
![C1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UU2unse.png "C1[1].png")
